Chapter 78: Try and Die
Actually, when it comes to this, Lou Chuanying also promised such a big cake as the best English teacher in Wuzhou, what she is doing with Wang Qiang is already very clear.
must be asking Wang Qiang to find a way to help this teacher Du Jianfeng clear up his grievances and return to a normal life.
However, as soon as Wang Qiang thought so, Lou Chuanying's words made him stunned.
Lou Chuanying refilled another cup of tea for Wang Qiang, and said happily: "Actually, what I asked you to do is very simple, you can protect Teacher Du for a few days." ”
"What?" Wang Qiang was stunned for a moment, he just asked him to be a bodyguard?
Just now, Wang Qiang thought that people were begging him to be the savior...... It's not literal, it's ...... You know, isn't it the job of a savior to wash away grievances and save the world? Although saving only one person is a person, although the responsibility is heavy, you can pretend to be forced...... No, it's the buddy who is kind-hearted and helpful! Look at the buddy's appearance, don't think about it in this life, but the scumbag can't think about it, you can only be a good person.
As a result, he actually became a bodyguard!
ISN'T THAT TOO LOW! DON'T YOU ......THINK BUDDIES ARE ONLY WORTHY OF BEING BODYGUARDS? It's overkill? It's just a chicken, and you actually use a knife?
Lou Chuanying saw Wang Qiang stunned, and immediately misunderstood him.
"I'm sorry, I also know that this is a bit difficult for strong people, after all, you live alone with your daughter, so that you can't see your daughter all day long, it must be difficult for you, and it is also difficult for Shishi, I know," Lou Chuanying said apologetically: "So I came up with a way, you will protect Teacher Du, Shishi will live with me these days, it just so happens that I like children very much......"
Wang Qiang couldn't help but complain in his heart - you like children, then you should give birth to one yourself, right? You know that this is difficult, and you are actually embarrassed to make such a request? Are you a psychopath? Which fool only agreed to you.
However, Lou Chuanying is also the director of teaching, the future principal Lou, right, she made an outrageous request, let's refuse politely, she can still eat me? But there is no need to say provocative words, because there is no need to pull hatred, right!
Pouted, these thoughts flashed in his mind, Wang Qiang was about to refuse politely, and suddenly heard Lou Chuanying continue: "You may not know, I am also divorced and single, living alone, without children, I really like children, I can promise you, from today on, wherever I go, Shishi will go, whether it is in the school office or to a gathering of friends, even if it is to a meeting at the Education Bureau, I will take Shishi with me, and I will never let the children leave my sight." ”
Well?
Wang Qiang suddenly discovered a ...... Leak!
Lou Chuanying takes the porcelain doll to work in the school, then he will definitely meet a lot of teachers and school workers, and before the time comes, the porcelain doll will already be a celebrity in the whole school, and which teacher will eat the bear's heart and leopard gall in the future, and dare to bully the children brought by the future principal Lou?
Then, Lou Chuanying took the porcelain doll to a friend's party...... Lou Chuanying's friends must be some relatively elite people, even if they are not in the upper class, they are all people with status and status, and their social status is much stronger than that of Wang Qiang now...... At least there won't be any bad guys.
In this way, when the porcelain doll grows up in the future, it will naturally become familiar and have a lot of big friends, which will definitely be good for her future.
In the end, Lou Chuanying also had to take the porcelain doll to the Education Bureau for a meeting...... That's just great!
At least in the education system, the porcelain doll has not yet entered elementary school, and it is a familiar face, how good! If you participate in a poetry recitation contest, a singing contest, a dancing contest, or an essay contest in the future, you will have a lot more help...... Even if the judges are not from the local education system, for the sake of Principal Lou's face in the future, there will be staff members who will remind those judges - this child is our own person in the education system.
Isn't that all right?
Don't look at Wang Qiang, who has never participated in any competitions other than the school sports meeting in his last life, from elementary school to the third year of high school, he has never participated in any poetry recitation contests or essay competitions, but he has seen the classmates around him participate, those classmates of the second generation of officials and the second generation of riches, that is really properly cared for!
Wang Qiang still remembers that in the twist movie of later generations, there is such a clip - the head teacher, Mr. Wang, happily announced in the class that Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district-wide essay competition, and the essay title was "My District Mayor's Father".
Do you think it's a brain hole?
Hehe, classmates, art comes from life!
So as soon as he heard Lou Chuanying say this, Wang Qiang immediately thought of Yuan Hua's award-winning essay - this kind of familiar good thing, we must let our daughter go!
The refusal that had already reached the throat just now, as soon as he spoke, it instantly turned into a promise - Wang Qiang slapped his chest with a bang: Sister Lou, don't worry, with me, our Teacher Du is indispensable for a cold hair, even if it's a fart, let's take him back......
"Poof!"
Du Jianfeng, who had been haggard and drank tea silently, suddenly squirted out the tea in his mouth.
Lou Chuanying held back a smile, patted Du Jianfeng, who was coughing wildly, on the back, and glared at Wang Qiang with disgusted eyes, the little eyes seemed to say: You did it on purpose, right?
Wang Qiang spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and returned an innocent look: It's really not, it's just smooth.
Lou Chuanying didn't talk nonsense, she directly put her finger on her lips and scratched it from left to right - it means that you shut up the old lady! Don't talk anymore.
Well, in order to prevent this bad boy who pretends to be a rough man from deliberately, Lou Chuanying simply deprived him of the right to speak.
Wang Qiang also playfully reached out to his lips and swiped it from left to right in a vague way - meaning that the buddy's mouth was zipped up and he stopped talking.
Lou Chuanying nodded with satisfaction and began to pat Du Jianfeng's back hard.
"Lord Lou...... Director, can ...... OK...... Okay, I'm ...... It's okay......" Du Jianfeng's words popped out word by word, and it was easy to finish, and Lou Chuanying finally stopped.
Du Jianfeng took a long breath, stroked his chest, smoothed his breath, and said to Wang Qiang: "Brother Wang, that, carbon dioxide exhaust gas, you don't have to come back...... In addition, people automatically lose a lot of hair and hair every day, which is a very natural metabolic process of the human body...... Of course, I don't mean to laugh at your low education and lack of education, I just simply explain that not a single cold hair is indispensable, this is impossible. ”
After speaking, Du Jianfeng looked at Wang Qiang with a look of hope, as if he was looking forward to something.
Wang Qiang was directly stunned.
No, buddy, what do you mean by that? It's not a joke that I'm uneducated and uneducated, so you don't have to say it, you still have to say it, and you don't have to say it, and you don't laugh at me? Do you believe it or not, I can really catch all your farts and pour them back into your mouth?
Of course, I didn't joke that you underestimated that I don't have the ability to refill your fart, I just simply explained, refilling your fart, this is absolutely possible, I can do it, don't underestimate me, if you don't believe me, just try.
Come, answer me now: try it!
Dude promises to let you try it and die!