Chapter 23 Returns

As soon as he entered the shuttle, Gu Hanhan fell asleep. It wasn't until the shuttle entered the Sky Station that Anthony picked her up from the car, and she couldn't open her eyes in a daze. Anthony grabbed Gu Han's arm and helped her all the way forward, and his footsteps made a clattering sound on the crystal glass floor of the space stationmaster's long entrance passage, which made Gu Hanhan have the illusion of being swept into an ancient castle like a labyrinth by the demon king.

Gu Hanhan's consciousness was a little clearer, he opened his eyes, and turned his head to find that Mr. Tour Guide was dragging Zheng Wenwen behind - she was still too drunk to wake up, and she kept muttering nonsense in her mouth. After reading left and right, I found that my bag and Zheng Wenwen's bag were held in Anthony's hand together. So, Gu Hanhan was inexplicably relieved.

Anthony and Jack kept getting them to the entry and exit gates before they had to stop. Anthony helped Gu Hanhan put the drunk and unconscious Zheng Wenwen into the luggage cart, and then hung their bags around Gu Hanhan's neck, and said goodbye: "I can only send you here, and then it is within the circle of the earth's environmental protection control." When you get home, drink a little water and rest immediately. Don't touch any alcohol and psychedelics again for 24 hours, as there is a high chance of irreversible damage to your body. When you wake up, please talk to me on the phone. With the help of the Skynet system, biochips and slave control terminals, you can locate and call me at any time"

Gu Hanhan listened in a daze, nodding his head in a daze, only knowing that Anthony was talking to her, but as for what he said, whether he remembered it or not, even she probably didn't know it herself.

For Gu Hanhan's state, even the tour guide Jack was a little uneasy, and said seriously: "Why don't you find a hotel in the orbital space and sleep first?" ”

When Gu Hanhan heard this, he immediately became a spirit, and he suddenly sobered up a lot. "No, no, I have to go home today!" Gu Hanhan said repeatedly, "It's okay not to go home at night on the night of yesterday's eighteenth birthday, but if she doesn't show up this morning, my mother may have to call the police." ”

"And make a phone call?" asked Anthony.

"Forget it, then my queen mother must not nag me to death? Instead of asking her to ask east and west, it is better for me to risk being robbed and go on the road. Besides, there will be no hooligans to rob me," Gu Hanhan he, "Sister is a hooligan!"

Jack said in his heart: Sister, I'm afraid you don't even know what the hooligan's hair looks like.

Anthony thought for a moment and said, "She shouldn't really get drunk, and the security of the earth has never been a problem." ”

"My dear, sure enough, you are the most suitable team with me, I know my sister's ability. It's not in vain that I bought you by smashing the pot and selling iron. Gu Hanhan proudly threw the bag to the back of his neck, pulled up the luggage cart carrying Zheng Wenwen and walked towards the quarantine gate, and waved goodbye to the two men: "Bye-bye, dear Anthony, and Uncle Jack, sister is gone." ”

"Master Gu, please wait a minute. Jack suddenly remembered something and caught up.

"Oh, I forgot to give the money. Gu Hanhan patted his head, dizzily flipped out his wallet, took out ten yuan and handed it to Jack, "No, your car money, Mr. Tour Guide." ”

"Where, Master Gu has made me a lot of money by taking my car today. You really shouldn't be charged the fare anymore. Jack graciously took the bill and immediately slipped it into his pocket. Then, he rubbed his hands, stepped forward and smiled at Gu Hanhan: "Master Gu, in fact, I want to tell you that you can rent out your slaves." ”

"What?"

Jack glanced at Anthony and continued, "Yes, it is possible to rent slaves that are not needed for the time being to the shop in the space orbit for rent. You can rent a cowherd shop on such good terms as your slave, and you can rent at least 300 yuan a month for a daily rent. Anyway, you can't take him to Earth, and it's useless to throw it in orbital space. Rent it out to at least earn him some food for himself, right?"

"Of course, of course, you may not need it now, but what if you have this plan in the future?" You can find me, and I will introduce you to the store with the highest score......" Jack looked at Gu Hanhan, and handed him a business card at the same time: "This is my contact number, you keep it, keep it......"

"Stand back, stand back, who let you get within fifty meters of the quarantine gate? You damn alien blind streams, filthy obscenities, where are you still standing? Wait for Lao Tzu to poke your asshole?" The tall and mighty security guard at the quarantine gate waved an electric baton to drive away Jack who dared to approach the quarantine gate, and the tour guide ran away.

The security guard shrugged at Gu Hanhan: "Aliens are so cheap, they don't let go when they are entangled, and they are harder than flies." Miss, you've been quarantined here, and the ring ring is facing up to make it easier to verify your identity. ”

Gu Hanhan turned a deaf ear, was stunned for a while, and she casually threw the business card into the trash. I counted about seventy dollars in my wallet. After thinking about it for a while, she went back to Anthony, who was watching her leave, and said, "I almost forgot, you don't have any money on you, do you? I'll wake up and see you tomorrow. Gu Hanhan said and took out all the money in his wallet, a total of seventy yuan of ten yuan in the Earth Reserve Coupon, and handed it to Anthony, leaving him with a few yuan of car money.

Anthony didn't shirk at all, smiled comfortably, and there was still a look in his expression: "You should raise me, why is there only a little bit of money, master, you are so poor!" The under-beaten look. Gu Hanhan was immersed in the noble sentiment of helping others and Lei Feng's spirit, and he didn't notice this.

Towing a bag with his left hand, dragging a luggage cart with his right hand and a good friend on the luggage cart, Gu Hanhan passed through the quarantine gate. The printer in the door clicked and protruded two quarantine reports. The security guard looked at Zheng Wenwen, who was drunk like a dead pig in the luggage car, and accosted Gu Hanhan and said, "He, this is too drunk! Be careful that the quarantine is not up to standard, and the customs will not let you enter." You're going to have to wait here for the indicators to go down before you can go home......"

"It's okay," Gu Hanhan glanced at the quarantine results, "The quarantine results are quite normal." ”

Gu Hanhan flipped through the record sheet and quarantine report when he left the country, put it together with the report he had just gotten, and untied the security terminal in his and Zheng Wenwen's hands, and handed it to the staff at the entry and exit management window together.

Coincidentally, the staff behind the window was still the freckled cold beauty when they came. She still doesn't seem to be very interested, and her eyebrows are cold to the world, but after one night, her eye circles are darker, and she is more tired. It seems that going to the night shift really destroys women.

"Which is Zheng Wenwen? The original gene value fluctuates close to 0.5 per 1,000, and gastric lavage can be forced according to regulations. The woman threw out a sentence with a very bad attitude.

"Sister, she just drank a little too much. Gu Hanhan sold cuteness with a smile, "The first time the two of us came out to play, we were cheated by those aliens, the money was cheated, and the police uncle didn't care when he came, and he didn't even eat breakfast." The hotel at home is still waiting for the two of us to go back and clean up and open it!" Gu Hanhan said and dug out her empty wallet as evidence.

"Are you out there buying Earth Origin wine? Forget it, you guys can go over. Why don't you have any common sense at this age?" the woman threw ten dollars out of the window.

Thankfully, there was still a terminal stake to recoup.

Gu Hanhan hurriedly picked it up and left

"There are soy milk fritters on the platform in front of you. The woman's voice came from behind, still in an extremely harsh tone.

Then buy a ticket, get in the car, get off, take a taxi, send Zheng Wenwen home, send yourself home, and roll into bed.

Gu Hanhan didn't know how he got into the door, how he took off his clothes, and how he slept under the quilt. Exaggerationally, she even took a shower before going to bed.

When I woke up, it was past noon. The intelligent core of the room sensed that Gu Hanhan sat up from the bed, and the remote control curtains parted to both sides, and in an instant, the bright daylight with the smell of the sun shone in through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows.

It's really annoying, it's another sunny day! Gu Hanhan thought, how can you go out to play with such a poisonous sun!

The housework machine qì Ren Lala happily turned the cleaning disc at the bottom of it and slid to the side of the bed, holding its round belly and opening its mouth wide to Gu Hanhan, two electronic eyes the size of mung beans flashed yellow light, and made a beeping sound at the same time.

Gu Hanhan sat on the bed with the quilt in his arms, looking at a white dress spread on the floor in front of the Lala disc, and felt a little confused: can't it be automatically recycled? The deformation program of liquid metal is broken? No, it's clothes made of natural materials-oh my God, I actually bought luxury goods! Ah, ah, ah...... What should I do about this? Ms. Li Shufen will definitely yell endlessly when she finds out...... Oh, come to think of it, the eighteenth birthday present! Ms. Li Shufen should be embarrassed to say anything. On her daughter's eighteenth birthday, a mother who did nothing and only threw a few hundred dollars was irresponsible enough, and it would be too much to criticize the girl's own gifts. However, how could I be stupid enough to buy something flashy like natural clothes, and I'm not an alien with a lot of money. Yes, I seem to have been walking around the red light district with Wenwen last night! But I can't remember anything about what I did.

Gu Hanhan's head flashed several pictures of the streets of the red light district, beautiful men and women standing in rows, and wild bees and butterflies chasing pleasure, among which there were several super-restricted shots. But she has no memory of where she has been or what she has done.

"It must have been because I was drunk. Zheng Wenwen, that guy, has already said that he will pour me down on my eighteenth birthday. Damn, it looks like she's got her way! Hmph, wait for my revenge!"

Thinking so, Gu Hanhan bent down and leaned out of the bed, picked up the clothes from the floor, and threw them into Lala's mouth. Lala's mung bean's eyes flashed with excitement, and then she closed her mouth and walked away with her cleaning tray in a joyous way!

"Ji Qì people also like luxury goods?" Gu Hanhan was taken aback, "What kind of high-end clothes, it's so troublesome!

Gu Hanhan complained and shook his head, lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed. Standing barefoot on the floor, she always felt strange in her heart, as if she had forgotten something important.

"I must never drink again, no matter what Wenwen says!" the ignorant Earth Girl attributed Yiqiē to drunkenness, clenched her fists and secretly made up her mind.

The weather was too hot to go out, so Gu Hanhan didn't put on makeup and did her hair after taking a shower, she wore pajamas barefoot, and her long unkempt hair floated around the house like a ghost.

The house is quiet, only the glorious figure of the machine qì person pulling the rotating chassis in the room. Gu Hanhan's father Ken is not at home, he went to the moon to attend an academic conference, and it will take at least a week to return to Earth. Gu Hanhan's mother is also strangely not at home today.

Went out to play mahjong so early? Gu Hanhan thought a little strangely. She was stunned for a few seconds before she suddenly came to her senses-

Ms. Li Shufen is not at home, Oye!

Gu Hanhan happily made a triumphant gesture and jumped into the restaurant.

The table was clean, and there was nothing but a tablecloth. Gu Hanhan was dumbfounded. "Lala, you didn't make me breakfast, ah no, where is lunch?!" she yelled.

"Tut, beet, beet, program error, abnormal stop-" The electronic eyes of the machine qì flashed red, and at the same time, the electronic synthesis sound of the flat plate was undulating from the body.

"It's an abnormal stop again, Lala, how many times a day do you have to stop abnormally? I'm going to report that Ms. Li Shufen took you to participate in the trade-in activity of household appliances going to the countryside!" Gu Hanhan very intimidated the machine at home into the kitchen. opened the refrigerator, and sure enough, there was nothing to eat in it, except for Gu Hanhan's mother's frozen beauty liquid, and there was only half a watermelon peel that was dug up to the bottom.

Ms. Li Shufen, can you be a little more unreliable? You can even leave a watermelon for your daughter!

Gu Hanhan threw the watermelon rind into the trash can and closed the refrigerator door indignantly.

Gu Hanhan's mother left a note for Gu Hanhan on the refrigerator door, saying that the District Tourism Bureau had convened the operators of the family hotel to hold a meeting, and she couldn't be absent, and she went to the old man's house. Girl, you wake up and call takeout by yourself, and by the way, you also buy the family's vegetables, and if you have time, go to the store to keep an eye on whether the newly recruited summer job is lazy and so on.

"What's the matter with the tourism bureau looking for you little shrimps? Holding chicken feathers as an arrow, at best, it's a boring thing like a fire safety inspection, it's all an excuse, Ms. Li Shufen, as soon as you find an excuse, you won't even buy the vegetables......" Gu Hanhan muttered and took a glass of boiled water, and while drinking, he drew an operation screen on the refrigerator door.

Connect the ring and hundreds of communication reminders will pop up on the screen immediately. Gu Hanhan was taken aback, and after a closer look, he didn't know the number, and immediately dealt with it as a liar without any psychological pressure. I first ordered takeaway egg fried rice for myself, then opened the supermarket's ordering interface, used Ms. Li Shufen's account to order fresh vegetables and meat, and by the way, I asked for countless snacks, cakes, and popsicles. Gu Hanhan sat down at the dining table, waiting for her lunch, while holding his head in a daze-what's wrong? It feels weird!

The speed of the small restaurant in the community is amazing, in less than five minutes, Gu Hanhan didn't have time to come up with a reason, and the handsome courier brother came to the door with a basket. Gu Hanhan took out his wallet to get money for his courier brother, and was stunned to find that there was not even a steel jump left in his wallet.

"Hey, could it be that in addition to getting drunk yesterday, I also ran into a robbery?" Gu Hanhan was confused, "But robbing money is not robbing, this is not scientific!"

"It's three pieces of six. Brother Courier said with a smile.

Gu Hanhan felt that the face of the courier brother was not as handsome as it looked just now. Hmph, it must be from an alien! Is my sister the one who eats white food and doesn't give money? Gu Hanhan took out the money from the pocket of Ms. Li Shufen's jacket hanging in the hallway, sent the courier brother, sat back, frowned, and ate her egg fried rice in a daze. As a result, what I ate was unpleasant, and what I thought was a mess.

"What the hell is going on?"

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