The bell rang loudly, and Gu Hanhan finally came back to his senses. Gu Hanhan looked at the ring, it was Zheng Wenwen, and opened the communication.

"Wenwen, do you remember last night'......"

"Hanhan, do you know who the fat man who fought with us last night was?" Zheng Wenwen's almost crazy scream came from his ears, "He is the Elector of Ogra!"

Gu Hanhan thought of the religious maniac in the March Rabbit Nest Restaurant, and couldn't help but be confused: "You are not talking about the neurotic who was sent to the public security agency by the two of us, right?

"That's him, that's him! It is said that Ogra is the second most powerful man after the head of state. What should I do, Hanhan, we didn't know he was so good at that time, if only we didn't call the police! ”

"Even if he is a fighter among the aliens, he is still an alien, okay? He was already harassing us, what are you afraid of!" Gu Hanhan said disappretently, "You really disgrace the face of our vast number of earth people." ”

"Can you not talk like this, dead man?" Zheng Wenwen was furious, "I received more than 300 communications in the morning, all of which were asking for interviews. Gu Hanhan, do you know if you're going to be popular?"

"Oh, I turned off the communication function, and I just woke up to hear such a terrifying news. Gu Hanhan thought of the hundreds of communication applications that popped up as soon as he turned on the phone, explained it, and then asked with a little convulsion: "If it's red, can you get extra points in the college entrance examination?"

Zheng Wenwen also replied with a little convulsion: "I haven't heard of it......"

"Then what are you doing with them?" Gu Hanhan said decisively, "In case it is on TV, and there is a live broadcast of the universe or something, with the appearance of the two of us, we must not let those interstellar pirates, cosmic ronins and other traffickers worry about it." ”

"You're thinking too much......"

"Let my family, Ms. Li Shufen, know about this, and she has to cut me. Now Ms. Li is crazy, and she doesn't want to hear anything that has nothing to do with college entrance exams and college admissions. ”

"Okay...... But those reporters are annoying!"

"It's annoying, just ignore them when the communication is turned off, and it will stop in a few days. As long as the police uncle protects us," Gu Hanhan said, "By the way, the police uncle didn't trouble us, right?"

"Just now, there was a call from the police station and said that we should go over tomorrow and make a new record. After Zheng Wenwen finished speaking, she asked a little uncertainly, "Do you think that the police uncle can protect the two of us? What if that is Ogra's or something, in short, what if that fat man sends someone to threaten us, kidnap us, or simply kill someone? Why don't we go out and hide for two days?"

"You haven't been kicked in the head by a donkey, have you?" If my earthly people's police can't even carry the waste of the rich landowners who don't know which piece of the galaxy countryside, then can they still be the people's police? Besides, if the people's police can't carry it, where else can you run and hide?" Gu Hanhan said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, "I said that you are a little confident, don't drop the chain at a critical moment, we are the aborigines of the earth! I have never heard of an alien who can go to the earth to fight a lawsuit with our aborigines of the earth and still win?" ”

"And what about the transcripts of the police station tomorrow?"

Gu Hanhan thought for a while and asked, "Are you at home or in the store?"

"At home. I haven't stopped since I was woken up by the communication-"

"Wait, I'll go to your house right away. Gu Hanhan interrupted Zheng Wenwen and said, "Let's make a string of confessions, and first match the words." ”

Gu Hanhan dropped the spoon, put on a pair of slippers and rushed out of the door.

Zheng Wenwen's house is next door to Gu Hanhan's house, and it is a three-story villa with a white exterior wall with a small courtyard. Zheng Wenwen's machine opened the door and let Gu Hanhan in, Gu Hanhan immediately carried forward the spirit of ownership, scooped up a big red peach in the coffee table and fruit plate in Zheng Wenwen's living room, and gnawed all the way up to the third floor - the third floor of the Zheng family is full of Zheng Wenwen's territory, and the area of more than 300 square meters is enough for them to lie down and roll in the bedroom study. I don't know how many cranky thoughts were born in this place to vent their infinitely rich energy as rebellious girls.

Zheng Wenwen was nesting by the window to spend time with Ogra, and Mr. Elector, who was unlucky enough to be sent to the police station by Ogra. She flipped the screen and swallowed melon seeds, making the floor full of melon seed skins. When he raised his eyes and saw Gu Hanhan coming, he said happily: "Wow, Hanhan, come and see, that fat man's name is Crassus." His wife was the princess of the thirty-fourth Emperor of Ogra—"

"The country of Ogra is very strange, it is said that it is a republic, and there is an emperor. Let's say it's a monarchy, and the emperor is not hereditary, but democratically elected. The people are elected by the people, and not everyone can run for office, saying that only those who have the title of elector can be elected as emperor. And what kind of committee is the Elector, whoever contributes to the society will be awarded to the Elector. It's funny, who said that I contributed a lot to society, and I said that I contributed a lot to society - this Crassus, he was originally a psychotic. ”

"Really, he was sent to an insane asylum for a nervous nerve when he first became a college teacher. After being locked up for a few years, I became even more crazy, talking nonsense everywhere that I could communicate with the universe and create gods and horses, and I also wanted to invest in building some research institute, but I was kicked out like a dog. ”

Later, I don't know what happened, he was actually taken by Her Royal Highness the princess of Ogra at that time. Love is such a thing as irrational. Her Royal Highness not only married this neurotic, but also gave him a large investment to help him build a research institute, and later published several big papers that caused a sensation in the universe, and then he was selected as the Elector - so the Elector of the fat madman only got it by eating soft rice. ”

And he not only eats his wife's soft rice, but also his daughter's soft rice. His daughter's fiancé is quite bullish, and his name is Criticus. That guy, without exaggeration, is the light of the Ogra people, the electricity of the Ogra people, and the only myth of the Ogra people. ”

"The future son-in-law of the fat madman is Kritikus, whose background is actually quite ordinary, and his parents are ordinary citizens of the capital of Ogra. Kriticus was also average when he was a child, but when he grew up, it was different. After graduating from university, he first worked in the government, and then in the Ogra army. 'Wherever he goes, he will shine in the universe' - this is the assessment given by the people of Ogra. ”

"All in all, this guy is a great deed in Ogla and immortal. The speed of promotion is faster than that of a light-speed spaceship drilled into a wormhole, and before the age of thirty, he has the title of Elector, and there are as many as hundreds of other titles, and he is a veritable predator who straddles the military and political worlds. ”

What's even more amazing is that no one in the universe knows what he looks like, he wears a mask whenever he appears in public, and the photos and images before the development of Du Niang can't be retrieved, and it is said that all of them are destroyed. Wow, this man is so handsome, I really want to see his face under the mask......"

"Your gossip spirit is invincible," Gu Hanhan nibbled on a peach and said, "Could it be that the more powerful the fat son-in-law, the more trouble we will be, why are you so happy?"

"Isn't that what you said, we are the natives of the earth, who are we afraid of?" Zheng Wenwen waved her hand and said, "I asked Fei Civic to come over and make confessions together."

Fissway, oh, that gentle rabbit in the restaurant. Gu Hanhan thought: Actually, you want to take the opportunity to talk to someone......

The ring prompted that there was information coming in, and Gu Hanhan opened it to see. With a sweep of his eyes, he immediately let out a terrifying scream.

"What's wrong?" Zheng Wenwen hurriedly left Du Niang and gossip and ran over, "Reporter or police station?"

"No, my credit card was swiped for 1,100 yuan yesterday!" Gu Hanhan was angry, "1,100 yuan!"

Zheng Wenwen's mouth opened into an O: "Aliens have captured the earth?"

"I'd rather be aliens who take over the earth," Gu Hanhan held his head in his hands and groaned, "It's miserable, Ms. Li Shufen has to fight with me." ”

Zheng Wenwen blinked her big eyes and said innocently, "I mentally support you to fight against your family, Ms. Li Shufen, if this is useful." But what did you buy? It got to the point of swiping your credit card, and it was more than a thousand. ”

"That's exactly what I'm going to ask you, okay?" Gu Hanhan crossed his waist, "What the hell happened to me yesterday? It's all because you got me drunk, and I can't remember what I've done until now." ”

Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: "Actually, I'm also drunk." Are you sure I poured you?"

"Who else but you?" Gu Hanhan glanced at Zheng Wenwen and said bitterly, "It's not just credit cards, there is no money left in the wallet, and I don't remember what I bought!"

"Including the 6,000 yuan that bear paid?" asked Zheng Wenwen.

Gu Hanhan thought for a moment and nodded: "I put it in my wallet and didn't take it out." ”

Zheng Wenwen had a strange look on her face. She took out her wallet and opened it to show Gu Hanhan: "Actually, three hundred yuan in my wallet are missing." When I woke up today, I only had a little change left......"

"Did you really meet the robbery path? Or maybe it's an immortal jump!" Gu Hanhan gasped, "What can you buy for 8,000 yuan? This money is enough for a year of prostitution in the red light district, right? Even if you buy a big living person, it won't cost 8,000 yuan?"

"No, I'll have to call the police right now. There must be something wrong here! No wonder I feel weird when I wake up in the morning, it turns out that I was deceived by a hateful alien guy! Wenwen, do you remember which cowherd shop we went to last night? Or I went to more than one, if there are more, I have to make a list and hand it over to the police uncle......" Gu Hanhan was about to call as he spoke.

"Wait a minute......" Zheng Wenwen stopped Gu Hanhan, pressed her head and said while recalling: "Don't worry, Hanhan, I seem to have the impression that you did buy something." ”

"What is it?" asked Gu Hanhan expectantly.

Zheng Wenwen thought about it carefully for a while, shook her head, and said, "I can't remember, I just remember that I was asleep and you pulled me up to help you bargain! Oh, I remember, what is that nightclub called Eagle Sauce Club, and the cowherd is quite manly. ”

Fat Manager, Eagle Sauce Club, Cowherd, these keywords are like a key, "snapping" and poking open the keyhole in Gu Hanhan's mind, and the chaotic and dark consciousness suddenly lit up-

"Nima, the old lady actually bought a man!"

Gu Hanhan jumped up, grabbed Zheng Wenwen and ran downstairs: "Go, fight with me, you have to let them return the money to me!"

Zheng Wenwen was dragged by Gu Hanhan's strength, and staggered out of the door. While adjusting her pace, she kept taunting Gu Hanhan: "Nani, you said you actually bought a man? God, earth, what's wrong with this world? Is this still the Gu Hanhan I know?"

"Someone else sleeps with a man on his eighteenth birthday, and it's great that Cheng Dù sleeps a few more at a time, Gu Hanhan, you Niu B, you directly bought the cowherd. What kind of spirit is this for a native of the earth, who has no self-interested motives, and who does not hesitate to owe a huge amount of money to take out all the money in his pocket, expand the arc, including the banknotes of friends, and buy an alien cowherd who she can't bring back to the earth at all? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, this is the spirit of international communism, this is the spirit of international communism!"

"Hey, it's really impossible for people to look like, and the sea is incomprehensible. Gu Hanhan, sister has known you for eighteen years, and I have never found that your image is so glorious and tall. It's been eighteen years, and my sister hasn't served you. But this time, my sister is convinced, it's still you Niu X - you are really Niu X, don't return it!"

Gu Hanhan didn't say a word, pursed his lips and rushed forward. Yes, she hasn't been so passive in fighting with Zheng Wenwen when she's grown so big, but she hasn't done anything so heartless when she's grown so big? Gu Hanhan felt angry, regretful, fearful, and all kinds of inexplicable feelings twisted into twists. A thousand words into one: I want to return the goods.

Rampage to the entrance of the community, confronted by a high-end hovercar that was parked at the entrance to register. The woman in the rampage couldn't talk about any reason, Gu Hanhan didn't go around to the door of the pedestrian next to her, but smashed her fist on the front cover of the hovering car, and said angrily, "Get out of the way of the old lady, good dogs don't get in the way!"

The owner of the car opened the car door and got down, white shirt and jeans, and a pair of sunglasses on his face.

Gu Hanhan was about to start pinching, Zheng Wenwen looked at it, Fei Civic, hurriedly held down Gu Hanhan, and greeted: "Your car?"

"The restaurant," said Fisvic, "saw you were in a hurry, so I borrowed it." ”

Zheng Wenwen didn't say a word, and honestly and unceremoniously pulled Gu Hanhan into the car.

"Hurry up, send the two of us to the station, let's not make a confession first, we are in a hurry to go to the orbital space!"

The hovercar flew into the sky, Fisvic silently looked at the two girls in the seat, one in pajamas and one in slippers, and couldn't help but shake his head, took out two bottles of water from the refrigerator and handed them over, and asked, "May I ask what is the matter?" You look like you guys - it looks like you were kicked out of the room by a bear......

"It's worse than that. Gu Hanhan said.

"Ah, I'm just being unladylike and dragged down by my friends. Zheng Wenwen looked at the dress on her body helplessly, spread her hands and said.

"Alright," Ficivic asked, in a different way, "is there anything I can do to help?" ”

"Nothing other than driving. Gu Hanhan said.

Zheng Wenwen then said, "We're going to fight, don't join in the fun with your scumbag combat effectiveness." ”

Fecivic smiled and thoughtfully stopped talking.

Soon, the hovercar arrived at the station, and it happened that there was an airship to depart. Fiswick chased the two girls out of the car and said to them, "Since you won't want me to go with you, I'll wait for you at the station." Call me for something, I'm available. ”

"Are you a police uncle?" Gu Hanhan glanced at Fei Civic and raised his feet to get on the airship. The guy who disguises the affectionate prince to seduce an ignorant girl is the most annoying!

"Don't worry, it's not dangerous, it's just a shame. Talking for a while......" he pointed to the ring on his hand, and grinned as he got on the airship.

It's about daytime, and there aren't many people on the flight at this time. However, because Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen's dress is so abnormal, the sight of shooting on them is still quite impressive. Gu Hanhan showed the demeanor of a top master, and only regarded those eyes that fell on him as if it did not exist. He sat down in his seat with a swaggering face.

Gu Hanhan contacted Anthony through the Guò Skynet system and asked him to find a shuttle to wait for her on the space station immediately. Anthony was quite pleasantly surprised by Gu Hanhan's communication table, but before he could speak, Gu Hanhan ruthlessly cut off the signal. After that, Gu Hanhan leaned on the seat with his shoulders crossed, his eyes closed and motionless as if he was communicating with God.

"What are you doing?" Zheng Wenwen stabbed Gu Hanhan.

"I'm beating the abdomen ......" Gu Hanhan didn't open his eyes, and said quietly.

"Fight the belly, poof, haha......" Zheng Wenwen laughed deliciously, "That's the surface of the declining combat effectiveness." When will we become a scumbag in the stomach? Sister, be confident!"

"It's not that I'm not confident," Gu Hanhan shook his head, "I just remembered that I seemed to have signed a contract promising never to return it." ”

Zheng Wenwen was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: "Then what are we going to do to bring humiliation on ourselves? Uncle Police won't pay attention to us!"

"I'm going to go back and try it, what if my little universe explodes?"

"You'd still expect their managers to be brain-dead. ”

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