Chapter 463: A Chance Encounter
"Hey, brother, where are we going?" Deadpool asked suspiciously, catching up with Zhen Hao, who was walking in front.
Now they were walking aimlessly down the streets of downtown Bosquat, with Deadpool following behind and feeling sluggish.
"Investigate the timeline, or do you think we're playing?"
Zhen Hao tightened the Niu Erhua in his arms and unceremoniously slammed back.
"yes, I think you're just shopping!" shouted Deadpool.
Among the six people who came out, Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua kissed me and me, Xiao Yutu followed closely, the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang, you and me.
He was the only one walking alone, and even Super Meow Dahua was at home with the princess, reluctant to go out.
The feeling of a single dog is extremely strong!
Zhen Hao didn't look back perfunctory: "Illusion, it's all your illusion, our superficial relaxation is just to cover up our true purpose." β
"Really?"
"Really!"
Deadpool was skeptical of Zhen Hao's assurance, but he didn't say anything more.
Half an hour later, looking at Zhen Hao, who was constantly talking and laughing all the way, Deadpool's few trusts were wiped out again.
He trotted forward and slapped his big hand on Zhen Hao's shoulder: "Hey, man, I think you're just lying to me, your disguise is too similar, I have reason to suspect that shopping is your real purpose, and probing intelligence is just your disguise!"
"Nonsense, you have to pay legal responsibility for opening your mouth!"
Zhen Haoyi retorted rhetorically, then looked around, pointed to the sign of the movie theater and said: "The movie theater is full of people, but it is also an excellent source of news, and my destination is here." β
"[Star Wars: Return of the Jedi] is playing...... I think I've heard it somewhere. β
Deadpool muttered to himself, then remembered something, and suddenly became furious, "You're lying! We've passed the door of the movie theater three times in this hour and a half, and I think you're making excuses!"
Zhen Hao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Deadpool to really be observing intelligence. οΌ
But he didn't panic at all, and continued seriously for a while: "You don't understand, the four little kids in the movie escaped because they watched the movie, and the movie they watched was Star Wars, maybe they are in it now." β
"I know this plot, it's an ulterior deal between their directors......" Deadpool muttered, but didn't say anything more, and followed Zhen Hao into the movie theater.
In the movie theater, the six people find their places, and Deadpool is undoubtedly excluded.
"Hmph, I even bought Coke and popcorn, and said I didn't come out to play...... And I don't have it!" Deadpool muttered, sour.
On the way to buy a ticket, Deadpool's body and mind suffered a great blow.
At one point, the conductor asked him three times, "Sir, are you really going to see the movie alone?"
Deadpool exploded on the spot, arresting the conductor's aunt for a verbal fight.
Seeing such a rigid young man for the first time, the aunt was stunned for two seconds, and then came back to her senses and tried to fight back, so that this young man could see the power of the unrivaled ventriloquist girl back then.
It turned out to be cruel, Deadpool relied on his very human talent, and said that the conductor aunt once doubted life.
In the end, if Zhen Hao hadn't come forward, she might have been left with a psychological shadow for the rest of her life when she saw a guy in tights.
After warming up, Deadpool was in a much better mood, and he picked up his movie ticket and wanted to enter the theater.
As soon as he walked out, he seemed to think of something, and turned his head violently.
A crumpled Franklin was snapped out of the sole of his shoe and slammed it on the table, and Deadpool bought a movie ticket next to him very generously.
On the empty table beside him, Deadpool placed Sasha upright in his chair.
I thought to myself, I am not a person anymore...... Right?
"Hey, bro, didn't you buy popcorn? Would you like to eat with me?"
"Ahh......h Ahh
Deadpool looked back gratefully, but when he saw the good Samaritan who was speaking, he immediately covered his mouth and let out a scream that the little girl was about to be abused.
The movie theater suddenly exploded, and there were not a few people who were scolding and scolding, all of whom wanted to find this culprit and educate them well.
Nightkin was also startled by Deadpool's scream, and then the inferior, timid child quickly lowered his head.
God is pitiful, he just watched Deadpool exude the same lonely loneliness as him, so he couldn't help but show favor to Deadpool, who knew that Deadpool would have such a big reaction.
Nightcrawler, with the ability to teleport, dark blue skin all over his body, a long tail, and a lot of strange patterns tattooed on his body, his appearance belongs to the kind that does not need makeup, and looks more like a devil than a devil when he appears directly on camera.
And the Nightkin also proved that appearance and courage are completely different things, don't look at him scary, in fact, he is not as bold as his own meow master, and he has always habitually shrunk into a ball after being frightened.
At the very least, the meow master will blow up his hair!
"Oh~ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, you're a Nightcrawler, aren't you?" said Deadpool as he looked up and followed the Nightkin position.
"Laser Eye, Li Qianhuan, and the old ...... of the cable Young moms. Damn, Zhen Hao was really blinded!"
Deadpool's tone was complicated, surprised and delighted, and he was happy to see these four little guys watching movies here, so it means that the war is about to break out, and Logan will appear immediately.
Shocked, Zhen Hao was really right, this guy really stepped on shit luck!
"Hey, man, you've heard of me?"
Cyclops was excited to hear Deadpool's muttering, and although he tried to contain it, it didn't help.
It is incomprehensible and understandable, after all, he is now just a young laser eye who has just debuted for two days, and it is inevitable that there are savages who know him, and it is inevitable that he will be a little difficult to hold himself.
Although this wild man ...... It exudes an inconvenient atmosphere of sand sculptures!
"Dude, as your senior, you should call me Lord Deadpool ββββrookie cop!" Deadpool crossed Erlang's legs, his tone full of disdain.
The grumpy Laser Eye stopped doing it on the spot, and when he took off his glasses, he wanted to shoot at Deadpool.
Jean Gray had expected it and hurriedly stopped him, and Li Qianhuan reacted afterwards and hurriedly joined Jean Gray's team.
After calming Cyclops, Jean Grey scrutinized Deadpool in a hood and straitjacket.
After a long time, her brows furrowed slightly, she was one hundred percent sure that she had never seen Deadpool in the Little Genius Academy.
Otherwise, with this guy's sand sculpture temperament, she will never forget it in her life!
"You're also an X-Men, why haven't I heard of you?" asked Jean Gray.
Deadpool held up a finger and shook it, "No, no, no, I'm not an X-Men, and there's no way I'm going to be an X-Men in my life." β
As he spoke, Deadpool held his head high, crossed his hands, and stood in front of his chest in a posture of X, and then said in a depressed voice: "I am Deadpool, the captain of the X Strike Team, who has traveled through many worlds and made it my mission to save the world!"
As the words fell, the expression on Deadpool's face suddenly changed to enthusiasm, and he smiled and stretched out his big hand to Jean Gray.
"Hello, get to know me, I'm Deadpool, and your son Cable is my toughest, most iron-clad buddy!"
Son?
Son!
Nightcrawler, Li Qianhuan, and Laser Eye stared at Jean Gray in disbelief as they looked at Jean Gray.
But the next moment, the three of them reacted and felt that this possibility was completely impossible.
Looking at Deadpool's age, at least in his thirties, more than ten years older than Jean Gray, how could he be an iron buddy with her son?
Thinking like this, the three of them looked at Deadpool with caring eyes full of caring for the mentally retarded.
Among them, there is some pity in the Nightcrawler's caring eyes for the mentally retarded.
Poor child, young, how can people be stupid!
Realizing that his personality has been insulted, Deadpool is furious, and he is about to draw his twin knives and fight this group of trainee heroes for 300 rounds.
Jean Gray was the first to say, "My son...... You're my son's buddy again...... And it seems that you can still travel through many worlds, so ...... Who's my child's father?"
"Jean, you don't really believe what this guy says, do you?
As a young man who was hungry for Jean Gray, he would never believe that Deadpool was the good brother of Jean Gray's son......
If you can come today, brother, the devil knows if tomorrow will come a 1.85-meter-old son!
Jean Gray glared at Cyclops and didn't speak, then continued to look at Deadpool, who was holding Erlang's leg and looking leisurely.
Daddy is a laser eye!
Deadpool said in his heart, but in reality, he shook his head and spread out his destitute palms: "I don't know, when you were pregnant with the cable, his father ran away with another woman, and he didn't show up until he died." β
"But one thing is for sure, Cable's dad is your first serious boyfriend. β
The former sentence is pure nonsense, but the latter sentence is fine.
There is truth and falsehood, so it is not easy to distinguish, he is simply stumbling on the laser eye!
Deadpool: That's right, I'm just going to him, who made him, a rookie Troop, disrespect his seniors!
Deadpool's voice fell, and LaserEye's face turned white.
One thing to say, the entire Little Genius Academy is a child except for beauties, and the guys who are about the same age as him are far from him in terms of appearance and strength.
So, Cyclops felt that he still had a good chance of becoming Jean Gray's boyfriend.
But today, let Deadpool mix like this, not to mention anything else, the difficulty of pursuing it instantly increased by 10,000 times.
This is the hatred of taking a wife in disguise!
Lasereye looks into Deadpool's gaze, trying to eat him alive.
Jean Gray glanced at the laser eyes with a flushed face and clenched fists, thought for a moment, and did not say anything more on the subject.
"Deadpool, you just said you had an X...... X-Force, where's your team?"
"Oh, yes!"
Deadpool then remembered, and hurriedly turned around and pointed to Zhen Hao and his party behind him and said, "This is my team member, don't look at them as ordinary on the surface, but in fact they are amazing...... Of course, being the captain is still my best!"
The captain is the best?
That's the end of it, I'm afraid any mutant can wipe you out!
Jean Grey came up with the idea at about the same time, which made Deadpool feel offended.
"Hello, my name is Zhen Hao, a native of China, they are my wife and my little brother, in fact, I am the only one among us who is his team. Zhen Hao said lightly with a standard smile.
"Are you from China?" I said, how do you give me a very familiar feeling!" Li Qianhuan shouted excitedly.
As a mutant with a Chinese face, she seems out of place in the Little Genius Academy, and although everyone is friendly, there is inevitably some loneliness.
Zhen Hao nodded, giving her an embarrassed but polite smile.
Niu Erhua is here, all the opposite sex is a nodding friend, and a good contemporary man starts with me!
Seeing this, Niu Erhua nodded with satisfaction, pulled Li Qianhuan aside with a smile, and climbed up together.
"Excuse me, Mr. Zhen Hao, are you a priest by profession?" asked the Nightcrawler with a reverent interjection on his face.
As a mutant who looks like a demon, Nightcrawler turns out to be a believer.
If such a ready-made good actor is found in Parker's world, that little old man will probably wake up with a smile when he sleeps.
Zhen Hao smiled and took out the light blue cross around his neck, and said angrily: "Child, the Lord will bless you." β
The words fell, and in the face of the nightcrawler's pious gaze that had never seen the world, Zhen Hao reached out and touched his skull, and a trace of holy light was fleeting.
The nightcrawler was shocked, felt the warm and powerful holy light in his body, and without saying a word, he knelt down at Zhen Hao's feet on the spot: "Lord, I am your devout believer, I am guilty!"
We don't know who we learned from this confession when we met!
Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, put away his big hand, with the kindness of an old father: "Child, I can feel your pious faith, tell your crimes, and the Lord will definitely forgive you." β
The Nightkin was grateful on the spot, and the small mouth was a series of heartfelt confessions.
Seeing this scene, Jean Gray and his party had a little faith in what Deadpool said.
"Then what are you here for? Our world is peaceful and not dangerous. Jean Gray Dao.
"No, no, no, what you think is peace, it's only because you don't come into contact with the dark side. Deadpool drank a nightkin of Coke and continued, "But the danger I'm talking about isn't the darkness, it's a terrifying mutant who has lived for thousands of years since the dawn of human civilization. β
"Thousands of years? Are you stupid? How could anyone have lived for thousands of years!" Cyclops shouted.
The more he looks at Deadpool now, the more unpleasant it becomes, and if he can, he wants to kill this slut who sows discord.
"Who are you talking about?"
"Foolish about you!"
......
"Hahaha, you're such a cutie!" Deadpool laughed, clutching his stomach.
Lasereye snorted coldly, glaring at Deadpool with his nostrils: "Don't think that if you praise me, it will make me change my opinion of you!"
......
This kid is hopeless!
Jean Grey did not participate in the quarrel between the two children, she pondered for a moment, and said with a solemn expression: "I had a nightmare the night before yesterday and saw a little bit of the future...... Is the danger you are talking about related to this?"
Deadpool nodded, "That's right, if I'm not mistaken, Apocalypse should be on his way to snatching some disabled person by now." β
Charles: ??? offended!
"Apocalypse, who is that?"
"It's the ugly monster in your dreams. β
......
Qin was silent for two seconds, then got up and beckoned to his companion: "Let's go, let's go back now!"
Laser-eyed wailed, "No, don't you really believe this guy's story from somewhere?" and what about the apocalypse, why didn't he say that he wrote the Bible. β
It was his idea to come out to play this time, as a young man in a big city, he didn't want to stay in that little genius academy that was obviously full of people, but it was lifeless.
Jean Gray paused for a moment, then turned back and looked at Laser Eye with a serious face: "I'm Jean, I have telepathy, I can see what a person is thinking." β
As she spoke, she pointed at Deadpool, "I can feel that there is no element of lying in this man's limited brain capacity." β
Deadpool: "......."
In fact, if you really want to say absolutely nothing, it is impossible.
Deadpool's words about her dad abandoning her after she became pregnant and eloping with another woman, Jean could feel that Deadpool was lying, otherwise she would have fried the pot a long time ago, and where could she sit calmly now.
Hearing this, Laser Eye lowered his head and fell into silence unwillingly, and did not continue to resist.
Jean Gray and his party withdrew at halftime and hurried back to the Little Genius Academy.
Passing by Zhen Hao, Jean Gray hesitated for two seconds, and then said, "Mr. Zhen Hao, do you want to be together?"
Zhen Hao smiled and nodded, and said lightly: "Of course you can." β
Deadpool pouted dissatisfiedly and muttered in a low voice, "They all said that I was the captain, why didn't you ask me and ask my team members instead?"
On the country road leading to the outskirts, Jean Gray and his party led the way, followed by three yellow taxis.
The first car sat Zhen Hao, Niu Erhua and Little Jade Rabbit, the second sat the old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang, and the third sat the lonely Deadpool.
Halfway through the journey, the taxi driver carrying Deadpool went on strike, he left the steering wheel with both hands and put his hands on his chest, indicating that if Deadpool was still in his car, he would not want to touch the steering wheel again!
Eventually, after the discussion failed, Deadpool was forced to move to the roof of the car, which reluctantly made the taxi driver accept this treatment.
The journey was safe and sound, and a group of ten people soon came to the Little Genius Academy.
The taxi driver took the car, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes with a puff of smoke, and vowed not to carry a sand sculpture in a tightsuit in his life.
"Hey, Jean Gray, who are they?"
At the gate of the Little Genius Academy, Zhen Hao and his party were stopped by a young doorman.
The Janitor's face was full of wariness, he had lived through the dark times of the mutants back then, and the philosophy of the young mutants was different from the ones of the young mutants now.
Although his outlook has improved since his retirement, he is still very wary of every stranger who comes to the Little Genius Academy.
In layman's terms, there are always people who want to harm me.
Seeing this, Jean Gray goes up to talk to the guards and reveals what she has learned from Deadpool.
The results were far from ideal, and the stubborn guards repeatedly insisted that Charles must first be allowed to pass.
In the end, Jean Gray could only give Zhen Hao and his party an apologetic look, and then walked quickly into the Little Genius Academy.
There was no one to accompany them, and there was a guard who was strictly guarded, and Zhen Hao and his party lined up in a row and squatted outside the gate of the Little Genius Academy.
"Man, what are we going to do in a moment? Are we going to kill Apocalypse directly?" Deadpool asked.
Zhen Hao shook his head: "Don't do anything, wait for a while after the military comes to fire, let's pretend to be dizzy, and then follow the military plane to find your Logan." β
"As for the apocalypse...... Don't you still rely on him to advertise our X-Strike Team, only after he shows his strength, we will come out and rub it on the ground, so as to maximize the advertising effect. β
"That makes sense. β
Deadpool nodded in agreement, but the next moment he struggled, "But, what if we pretend to be dizzy, what if that Stryker, who doesn't look like a good thing, chooses me? β
Is your temperament funny in three paragraphs?
Zhen Hao pursed his lips and helped Deadpool recognize the reality: "Don't worry, he chooses all starring roles or supporting roles with more scenes, and you have to throw it out to you if you don't even show your face." β
"Moreover, he could not choose a sand sculpture that looked like a sand sculpture. β
Deadpool was furious: "You're the sand sculpture, I'm not!"
"You are. β
"I'm not!"
"You are. β
"I'm not!"
"You're not. β
"Yes! I'm not!"
......
Zhen Hao was speechless, the landslide cracked and the water flowed backwards, the sun came out of the west, Deadpool still had this kind of scheming!
Looking at Zhen Hao, who was stunned, Deadpool's angry expression was instantly replaced by a hearty laugh.
"Hahaha, I know what your idea is, how to be teased by Uncle Deadpool......"
"Bang~!"
Halfway proud, Zhen Hao's big fist hammered Deadpool on his back, and then pulled out the small sand on his waist, and shot him against Deadpool's head.
"Bang~!"
The guard uncle, who witnessed all this, was stunned on the spot, and the thermos cup that had been with him for most of his life suddenly died.
One shot burst the head of the sand sculpture, Zhen Hao felt that even the sky was a lot bluer, and when he heard the sound from behind, when he looked at the guard uncle again, he had already recovered his pleasant face.
"Uncle, don't be afraid, let's have a joke, do you want to try it too?" Zhen Hao invited sincerely.
Uncle Guard's face turned white, what are you playing?
Play with pistol or be played by you?
Trembling, the guard didn't even have time to deal with the corpse of the old guy on the ground, turned around and ran towards the Little Genius Academy.
As for letting him subdue Zhen Hao, it was impossible.
He is old, this era is the world of young people, and it has nothing to do with his old man!
At this moment, a violent explosion suddenly sounded in the Little Genius Academy, and the roofs were all lifted, and it seemed that it was just a warm-up.
The old man of the guards looked stupid, mobilized his brain to think for 0.5 seconds, and finally gritted his teeth and ran towards Zhen Hao again.
One must die, the other may die, what is there to choose from?
It's just that the old guard hasn't started running yet, and his running action seems to be frozen.
The camera is stretched, not only the guard old man, the whole world has slowed down!
At the same time, accompanied by the BGM that sounded from nowhere, a beautiful boy in a silver-white jacket appeared on the country road munching on bread.
He looked at the crumpled business card in his hand, and then at the exploding Little Genius Academy, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
After all, as the fastest spicy man, he would be late every time, but fortunately he caught up this time.
Tilting his head and raising his eyebrows, without thinking about it anymore, Quicksilver turned into a ray of light and rushed towards the Little Genius Academy in the explosion.