Deadpool was lying on the table, his face under the hood was full of intoxication, and the fabric of the tights in his nostrils rose and fell under a deep breath.

This face, looking really sad.

"Roast chicken, hehe, roast chicken is so good...... What is this?"

Sensing a hard object on his cheek as it moved, Deadpool looked up and touched the table, scooping up a slightly whitish irregular solid.

It is the size of two grains of rice, black and white throughout, and has small sharp spines at both ends, which looks like a bone dregs.

"Hey, guys, look what I've found!"

Deadpool raised the irregular solid particles in his hand and shouted excitedly, "You see, this table can not only give off the smell of roast chicken, it can also make ...... similar to chicken bones"

Before he finished speaking, the expression on Deadpool's face suddenly stiffened, and he finally realized that things seemed to be a little wrong with what he thought.

Deadpool staggered two steps, clutching his chest and looking at Zhen Hao and his party in pain.

"Big brother, you lied to me again, I went out to buy dinner for you, and you actually stole food behind my back...... Huh, you guys have gone too far, and you have broken my fragile heart and liver, and there is no ...... I will never forgive you for 200,000 US dollars!"

Seeing this, Zhen Hao, who had expected this, couldn't help but rejoice in his heart.

Everything is planned!

As early as after Zhen Hao found out that he had squeezed a lot, and Deadpool followed him not only couldn't make any money, but also owed him hundreds of thousands, he formulated a detailed and basically consistent money delivery plan with his previous personality.

It's impossible to send it directly, and it would be self-defeating to get it right, so Deadpool would be wary of it.

After all, although Deadpool has a small brain, he is not without brains.

In case he suddenly opens up one day, but there is no money bond between them, it is estimated that this guy will pat his ass and run away as soon as possible.

A look of guilt on his face...... After thinking about it carefully, Zhen Hao made an impatient look.

"I think you are Aristotle's second aunt———— the truth has a lot of things, don't you just ask for money, I have it!"

With that, Zhen Hao took out the check for 600,000 knives and threw it on the table.

"It's just 200,000 dollars, it's a small matter, take it and spend it!"

Deadpool looked stupid, but he didn't expect Zhen Hao to be so happy this time.

But he always felt that there was something wrong with hiding an untold story under this pleasure, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Suspiciously picking up the check from the table, Deadpool scrutinized it with the eyes of an appraiser he had been poor for twenty or thirty years.

After a few moments, he was 100% sure that the check was genuine.

That's even more wrong!

Deadpool trembled, and he felt that there was a dark energy enveloping him, and the source of the dark energy was Zhen Hao.

Seeing this, Zhen Hao sighed in his heart, the plan was forced to run aground, and the backup plan was activated.

Shaking his head, Zhen Hao said earnestly: "Wade, I know that you suspect that I am plotting against you, and I understand you very well." However, I can pat my chest and assure you that I have absolutely no intention of fooling you!"

Deadpool: If you say that, I feel like you're fooling me!

Seeing that Deadpool still didn't believe it, Zhen Hao coughed lightly and continued: "Now, I won't hide it from you anymore, in fact, the check I gave you is worthless to me, because it is a check from Parker's world, and it can't be used at all in this X-Men world." ”

Deadpool was stunned for two seconds when he heard this, and then slammed the check on the table with a "snap", and said angrily: "Take me a useless piece of waste paper, and you still say that you are not fooling me!"

The ups and downs of life make Deadpool tired and unloved.

Zhen Hao said: "I can't say that, although this check is of no use to me, but to you Deadpool, it is a real banknote." ”

"Why?"

"Because you have the ability to break the fourth wall, you can travel to Parker's world at will. ”

A word woke up the dreamer, and Deadpool suddenly realized, but just when Zhen Hao thought he would be happy to the point of being three feet high, it was uncharacteristically a little unspeakable.

"What's wrong?"

Zhen Hao asked suspiciously, he always felt that Deadpool had something to hide from him.

The two looked at each other for a moment, Deadpool raised his hands in surrender, and said honestly: "Okay, I'll admit it, I have a little hidden danger to hide from you, although I see that I can travel through time and break the fourth wall, but in terms of controlling the time node of entry, it is inevitable that there will be some small errors." ”

"To put it bluntly, it means that the next time I go to Parker's world, maybe Parker will still be a drop of liquid at that time, or maybe Parker will become a pile of powder. ”

Zhen Hao said: "I understand, it turns out that you are not right!"

......

Late at night, after a 15,000-word exchange, Zhen Hao fell asleep with Niu Erhua in his arms.

In the next room, Deadpool curled up, his hands and mouth tearing at the sheets, two lines of tears sliding down the corners of his eyes.

Just now he was upset by the screams of the solid wood bed in Zhen Hao's room, and muttered sourly that I can go on it.

But when Deadpool practiced, he found that no matter how he tossed and turned, the big bed under him was a breezy appearance, not to mention screaming, not even squeaking.

After that, Deadpool is the one who is now shocked to doubt his life.

After a long time, Deadpool turned sideways to look at Xiao Shasha lying on the side, and his mouth was slugging, looking like he wanted to say it but didn't dare to say it.

The camera is stretched, outside the church, the moon and stars are scarce, and the ordinary street night is far from the bright and green lights.

At this moment, in the silent night, there was a "bang" and a gunshot rang out, startling the wild mandarin ducks in countless grass piles.

The next day, Zhen Hao and his entourage got up early in the morning for the first time.

"Wade, I forgot to ask you yesterday, which of the X-Men world is the world you brought us in?" Zhen Hao asked.

Deadpool crouched in the corner of the church, brushing his teeth, and said indistinctly, "I'm bringing you here [X-Men Apocalypse], the world of pretending to be a criminal. ”

"What are you doing here, there aren't many X-Men here, and you're going to be disappointed if you want to recruit them. Zhen Hao said.

Deadpool waved his hand: "You don't understand, the main purpose of my visit this time is to pull Wolverine Logan into our X-Men...... If I could, I would take care of my good brother Cable——— and his mother, Jean Gray. ”

As the words fell, Deadpool's waist began to tremble.

Deadpool's face turned white, and he hurriedly shouted, "He's my best brother's mother, I swear I have absolutely no thoughts about her!"

......

After a long time of appeasement, Xiao Shasha finally stopped trembling and reluctantly accepted Deadpool's explanation.

Then, Deadpool raised his head and looked at Zhen Hao with a resentful expression, and the black resentment almost turned into substance, which could be seen hundreds of miles away.

Zhen Hao didn't care, chuckled, ignored Deadpool's resentment, and said lightly: "I remember that Logan in this world seems to have a problem with his brain, are you sure you want to recruit him as a teammate? ”

Zhen Hao came to this conclusion, not that he was speculating out of thin air.

In this world, Logan is held by the military in a tightly guarded metal cage, studying day and night, and some memories have been erased.

For Logan, who has lost his memory, everyone else is a dish in his eyes, except for Jean Gray, Professor X, and Magneto Eric who can calm him down.

Except for the soft and hard, everything else is the same.

But I have to say that the real iron-blooded tough guy is the easiest to attract the admiration of the little girl.

Although Logan's appearance was only for a few minutes, in just a few minutes, he planted a Wolverine seed in Jean Gray's heart.

Just these few minutes made her more excited than Laser Eye's companionship from beginning to end in the whole movie.

In just a few minutes, Cable's mother turned into a clone of Jean Gray——— Madeleine.

Deadpool said, "I don't mind, I believe my sincerity will be able to impress Logan's hard-hearted heart, and if he wants to, I'm willing to let him dismantle me!"

"Speak human words!"

The lines are quite touching, but considering that it was Deadpool who said this, Zhen Hao had reservations about it.

"Well, he's just a crazy honey badger, so let's get it subdued and rub him to the ground, I'm sure that will calm him down and give him a serious idea of my invitation!" Deadpool said with his fists clenched and his fighting spirits high.

Then he changed his painting style, and said with a righteous face: "And the apocalypse of this world has done a lot of evil, and it wants to kill all mankind, which is really mad!"

"So we represent the righteous X-Strike Team at this time, we must stand up at this time, stop the evil behavior of the Apocalypse, and prove to the world that there are not only X-Men in this world, but also a righteous alliance called X-Commando!"

When he said this, even though Deadpool was upright, it was still difficult to hide the resentment between his words.

As an artificial mutant, Deadpool was discriminated against in the X-Men, so he was determined to prove himself to those who discriminated against him.

Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty...... To put it bluntly, he is cautious, and he must take revenge for the grievances he suffered!

"Bang Bang Bang~!"

Zhen Hao clapped his hands and cheered for Deadpool's speech: "Well said......!

"But what?"

"But I still like to hear you talk. ”

......

Deadpool shrugged and said aggrievedly, "This time it's really human words, I can guarantee it!"

Zhen Hao sneered, stepped forward and grabbed Deadpool's clenched hands, and pulled out a speech from it.

"Wade, that's what you're talking about?"

The thin speech, which was dumped by Zhen Hao, kept slapping Deadpool's big face.

"Whoosh~!"

Deadpool snatched the speech script from Zhen Hao's hand, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and then swallowed it into his stomach.

"Man, don't you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air, where is there any speech here? I'm talking about human words!"

Zhen Hao really didn't expect Deadpool to come out like this, he was stunned for two seconds, and then smiled disdainfully: "Speech? When did I mention the three words of speech?"

Deadpool heard this, the expression on his face suddenly stiffened, he thought about it carefully, and it didn't seem that the word 'speech' was indeed mentioned in Zhen Hao's words.

Got caught bug!

Deadpool immediately rolled on the spot, covered his ears and said, "I don't care, I don't care, I just don't have a speech anyway!"

Messing around and annoying, Zhen Hao bluffed and said: "Don't waste time, hurry up and tell me what you want to do, otherwise you can go to the apocalypse and pretend to be a prisoner yourself, anyway, I will definitely not save you." ”

Deadpool's rolling motion came to an abrupt halt.

After weighing the pros and cons, he patted his ass and stood up from the ground.

"Actually, my purpose in coming to this world is very simple, one is for Logan, and the other is indeed for the apocalypse. ”

"But what I want in my heart is not to simply save the world, but to rely on the cooperation of Apocalypse and Charles, and use their brainwaves to face the world to play a loud advertisement for our X-Strike Team!"

Wouldn't it be right to say that earlier, I have to get those bells and whistles useless things!

Apocalypse was born in Aggie's first dynasty, and his life was full of ups and downs, and he was born with a strange appearance of gray skin and blue lips, which caused his parents to not only dislike him, but also abandon him.

He was then adopted by a group of nomadic herders, who believed in survival of the fittest, and grew up fighting from an early age.

Later, when he grew up, he was frustrated in love one after another because of such a terrifying appearance, and finally went to the abyss of the ruler.

Possessing powerful superpowers and willpower, Apocalypse was the first mutant born after the emergence of human civilization, and has survived to this day.

The reason why the Apocalypse was able to survive across thousands of years is that he could gain another sense of immortality by diverting his mind to occupy the bodies of others when he was about to die.

At first glance, the way he continued his life sounded almost the same as Professor X's way of diverting his mind and occupying other people's bodies to continue to survive.

However, this way of the Apocalypse is even more powerful!

Because when he turns his consciousness, he can also occupy the other party's superpowers.

A thousand years ago, when Aggie was betrayed and buried alive by his men, the object of the transfer of his will was a mutant with a strong regenerative ability.