Stage.

Wang Ning (ear) said: "It's okay if you don't buy it, but you shouldn't, put the mask and glasses on my ears." ”

Everyone laughed, do you have ears like you?

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "You say, he is still wronged for such a little thing." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "There is one thing you are most sorry for me. ”

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What are you sorry for?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Our ears were originally close and close, but you have to let us separate for a long time!"

"Haha......"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Xiao Yang said: "That...... Put your ears aside, that's not a siu mai!"

The crowd laughed.

The second set in the capital, Ma Jincheng's face was solemn, he had to admit that Xiao Yang's cross talk joke was so well written, it was a masterpiece.

Stage.

Wang Ning (ear) cried: "You don't care, you make it clear, you must tell me today......"

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "Okay, okay......"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Don't cry! It's endless, what are you crying about?"

Xiao Yang said: "He is wronged, what is he hindering you?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I don't care if he wrongs me? You let everyone take a look, and all my nose is red at this time!"

Xiao Yang said: "Don't mess with it! People are not happy!"

Wang Ning (ear) forced to ask: "Do you say that my ears are important?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "Ears are important! I can't do without you." ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Nonsense!"

Xiao Yang was distressed: "What's the matter with you?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "I didn't say you, I said them!"

Xiao Yang smiled: "What about them?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "I also heard what they said just now. They don't understand this truth, we are a whole. ”

Xiao Yang applauded: "Yes." Or are you reasonable. ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Your head has an honor, and everyone has a share." ”

Everyone laughed, and their hearts said that your mouth is really good at talking.

Xiao Yang looked at everyone: "Look at how good my mouth is!"

Everyone coaxed, "Okay!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "How can anyone fight for himself?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "That's it!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "People who are truly meritorious never strive for merit. ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "Meritorious people don't fight for merit in the first place!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) continued: "When do you think I have fought?"

Xiao Yangle said: "Are you fighting now?"

Everyone laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Do I still have to fight?"

Xiao Yang said, "Don't you fight?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) asked, "What am I?"

Xiao Yang said, "You are a mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "My mouth is the most important thing to you. ”

Xiao Yang was curious: "What's important?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Without my mouth, I will listen to you and say a cross talk!"

Xiao Yang spread his hands: "I can't say it?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said proudly: "In the end, it depends on my mouth!"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, rely on your mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "If you smoke a cigarette, you have to rely on my mouth." ”

Xiao Yang said: "Yes, take the ear, can you get in?"

The crowd laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "If you drink some wine, you have to rely on my mouth." ”

Xiao Yang said: "Yes, yes, yes. ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "If you eat something, you have to rely on my mouth." ”

Xiao Yang echoed: "It's all about mouth!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You talk nonsense, rely on ......"

"Hahaha......"

The crowd laughed.

The audience in front of the TV was also delighted.

The ratings of the Beijing set have soared because of "Five Senses for Favor", and it has actually risen to fourth!

The industry is shocked!

This Xiao Yang is really a god!

Live, on stage.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience and asked, "Did I tell a lie?"

The crowd roared: "Lies are repeated!"

Then the crowd burst into laughter.

Many cross talk actors admire it, Xiao Yang is really no one this typhoon.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Anyway, my mouth is important. ”

Xiao Yang hurriedly said: "The mouth is really important. ”

The crowd rejoiced again.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "At the music master competition, the judges made it clear. ”

Xiao Yang asked, "What did you say?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "To say that you are articulate and experienced in singing is to praise my mouth." ”

Xiao Yang was happy: "Yes, yes, yes." ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "If you say that you speak clearly, you are also praising my mouth." ”

Xiao Yang nodded.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Say that you have a sharp mouth, or praise you for your mouth." ”

Xiao Yang continued to nod.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Sensei said this, even if you and your lover are having a relationship, you haven't left my mouth." ”

The crowd laughed.

Before the TV series, adults and children from all over the family also laughed.

Xiao Yang covered his face: "Why did you mention this?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "How fresh is it? You talk to your lover, can't you use my mouth?"

Xiao Yang was helpless: "Yes, yes." ”

The crowd laughed.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "You whisper something to your lover, can't you use my mouth? You kiss your lover affectionately......

Xiao Yang hurriedly interrupted: "Ouch...... Why are you saying all this kind of thing?"

Everyone laughed, and if they said it again, they would leak their mouths.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "My mouth is what to say......"

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, yes, I can't do without you." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I'm not doing it!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "I, please take family leave!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "I, transfer me!"

Xiao Yang was helpless: "What's wrong? What's wrong?

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You said that my nose has worked so hard for me? ”

Xiao Yang couldn't cry or laugh: "Why am I facing him?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Hey, get some delicious and delicious food, what chicken, duck and fish, delicacies from the mountains and seas, orange soda, cream popsicles, you can stuff them all in your mouth!"

Xiao Yang was happy: "I stuffed your nose, can you digest it, you?"

Everyone laughed, this cross talk is so funny, there is nothing more funny than this cross talk in the past ten years.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said, "Okay! nose." No matter how delicious he is, my mouth doesn't touch it, and this smell will let you smell it first!

Hu Feihua (nose) sighed: "Hey, I'll smell it first, why are you running there?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) scolded: "Nonsense! You have to catch a cold, I have to bear this pant for you." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Don't say it! You two eat fragrant food and smell spicy, and I don't have anything to do with me!"

Wang Ning (ear) said, "Yes, I can't see it?"

Xiao Yang said, "Okay, okay! It's nothing to do with the two of you, here." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "This little good thing is all on the lips!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Okay! You just see me eating fragrant food and drinking spicy food! Which of you has a disaster or a sickness, drinks some bitter water and eats a pill, and doesn't stuff it all in my mouth? What did I say?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "That's right, this stud is still on my ear!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Yes! It hurts your ears, and I still have to grin with my mouth." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Yes, if you grin, I still have to squeeze tears." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Then my nose is sour, who am I going to provoke?"

"Bear it, bear it!"

"I'll ask you again. ”

"Ask what?"

"When you're smoking, why are you hitting me in the nose with a cigarette?"

"Nonsense! You're over the addiction to smoking, and I haven't asked you for cigarette money yet. ”

"Charge me cigarette money? I haven't asked you for road maintenance fees?"

Hearing this, the audience was already leaning back and forth with laughter.

These five comics!

Stage.

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Okay, eyes, you're good! They bought you a 20-inch color TV, which of us can see it?"

"And your ears, the stereo that their family bought for thousands of dollars is yours, which of us can listen to it?"

"The most annoying thing is your nose, you are good! You are in the middle, we are all around you on the side? You are still not satisfied, today's cold, tomorrow's cold, tomorrow's sinusitis or something, but also hold his hand and be lazy, a little runny nose leaked out of my mouth!"

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang coughed dryly, "Yes, everyone, they will fight themselves with such an honor." ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Brain! I have an opinion about you. ”

Xiao Yang was a little confused: "Do you have an opinion on me?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "Why do you put my mouth at the bottom?"

Xiao Yang was very innocent: "Yes, it was designed like that at the beginning. ”

"You're going to have to move me up. ”

"How do you adjust the law?"

"My mouth, I have to grow your brain on the top. ”

"This mouth grows here, and you're not afraid to store water when it's raining?"

"I've got to be the tallest anyway!"

The crowd laughed.

At this time, Hu Feihua (nose) was unhappy: "Brain! I have an opinion on you." ”

Xiao Yangle said: "What is your opinion?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I can't be with them, I have to stand on the highest peak." ”

Xiao Yang couldn't help but laugh: "Oh! he also grew up in this place." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eye) said: "Brain! ”

Xiao Yang Dale: "Oh, I'll come up with you!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Head! My ears must also grow on the top of your brain." ”

Xiao Yang said: "The ears are also up...... I'm a rabbit!"

Hu Fei and the others all laughed.

Everyone in the audience was also very happy.

Xiao Yang said: "Don't make trouble! What are you doing? I have to listen to me all over my head with all my facial features! The division of labor among the five senses is different, and we have to support each other, help each other, and unite to do something? As you do, I emphasize that I am important, and I don't want you! Go! Go! Go!"

The crowd shouted: "Go, go, go!"

Hu Feihua and the others turned around and left.

Xiao Yang hurriedly said, "Come back, come back!"

Hu Feihua and the others turned around and came back.

Everyone was happy: "Why are you back again?"

Xiao Yang looked at everyone: "I've figured it out." ”

Everyone looked at Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang said: "They're all gone, my head is a duck egg!"

"Haha!"

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang and they bowed side by side and exited.

The audience burst into applause.

Everyone was clapping in front of the TV.

Xiao Yang's fans are excited,

"Who said that the cross talk in the East China Sea is not as good as the capital? Who said that Mr. Xiao is not as good as the surname Ma?"

"Don't take Xiao Yang as a cross talk actor!"

Everyone laughed.

At this moment, the simultaneous ratings also came out.

The simultaneous ratings of the second set of Beijing have reached the third place!

Everyone was stunned, this "Five Senses for Favor" is too terrifying, and it directly increased the ratings of the second set of Beijing by one place!

"Five Senses for Favor" is the work of Master Ma Ji of Xiao Yang's era, and its classics are self-evident, and there are really few such classic works in group comedy.

In this world where the level of cross talk is relatively underdeveloped, most cross talk is relatively "regular" and not down-to-earth, which makes "Competing for Favor with Five Senses" even more epoch-making.

Two sets in Beijing.

Ma Jincheng was silent.

Beside him, none of his disciples dared to speak.

After a while, Ma Jincheng spoke, "It's a pity that Xiao Yang is not a professional cross talk actor, no one will be able to surpass this "Five Senses for Favor" in the next ten years." ”

Everyone was moved, Master Ma's evaluation of Xiao Yang was so high.

East China Sea.

All households are also discussing Xiao Yang's new work "Five Senses Compete for Favor".

"Teacher Xiao is still the same Teacher Xiao, "Thief Company" and "Escape from the Tiger's Mouth" are classic enough. I didn't expect him to be able to write a classic group comedy like "Five Senses for Favor". ”

"What is the length of Xiao Yang's head? He is good at writing songs, he is better at writing scripts, and he is not good at writing cross talk jokes. ”

"Don't forget, he became popular by writing novels. As far as writing is concerned, he really hasn't been afraid of anyone. ”

"I don't know which stupid fork said that the capital is the most powerful place to talk about cross talk, and now it's a slap in the face, right? One "Five Senses for Favor" is enough to crush all of Ma Jincheng's cross talk, and others don't even have the qualifications to lift shoes for Xiao Yang. ”

......

One set in Beijing.

All the staff couldn't keep their cool anymore.

"I take back what I just said, I shouldn't question Director Xiao. ”

"Director Xiao is too good, as a local Beijinger, I really think that his cross talk is a grade higher than other cross talk!"

"Director Huang invited Xiao Yang here, it's really right,"

"Can Director Xiao help the capital to win the first place in the ratings?"

Although they are all praising Xiao Yang, if they really want to regain the first place, everyone still has no score in their hearts, after all, how many killer features the second set of the capital has not come out.

Especially the last performance, it is the king Zhang Yonglin! The main theme song at the beginning is what Zhang Yonglin is not good at, and what he is best at has not yet been taken out.

Before, he was pressed by Xiao Yang, and now he will definitely take out the things at the bottom of the box, and everyone doesn't know how much the ratings will be increased by the second set of Beijing at that time, but one thing is certain, the ratings will definitely "explode".

Background.

As soon as Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua came back, they saw that the faces of Huang Weicheng and the others had become ugly.

Xiao Yang frowned, "Director Huang, what's going on?"

Hu Feihua and others wondered, shouldn't it, could it be that our cross talk is not good.

Huang Weicheng said, "The next program is a singing program, but there is no way to do it." ”

Xiao Yang's face changed slightly, "What's going on?"

Huang Weicheng said, "Li Qi quit!"

Li Qi is a first-line singer in Beijing, who is very famous in Beijing, and is also one of the big names in the second set of Beijing this time.

Director Zhu said with a calm face, "The rumors from the outside world are difficult to hear, saying that Director Huang has unspoken rules. ”

Everyone looked at Huang Weicheng together, does this Li Qi have a grudge against Director Huang?

Huang Weicheng's face is not good-looking, if he wants to do something to Li Qi, why wait until this critical moment.

At this time, a staff member ran in and said, "Director Xiao, Director Huang, and Li Qi sent a message on the Internet to slander the second set of Beijing. ”

Huang Weicheng's face was gloomy.

On the Internet, Li Qi really criticized the second set of Beijing, and said that if the singers of the second set of Beijing sang her songs, she would sue the second set of Beijing.

This Li Qi is also a singer-songwriter, very talented, this time she came out in addition to herself, there is also a singer's song written by her.

It can be said that she left suddenly, and the second set of Beijing is equivalent to losing two programs.

On the Internet, after the audience learned the news, they immediately became calm.