on stage.

Liu Yushan (mouth) smiled and said, "This doesn't give you a happy fare!"

Hu Feihua (nose) smiled: "To you, congratulations!"

Wang Ning (ear) also smiled and said, "Congratulations, good results!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) smiled: "Congratulations on winning the honor." ”

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What honor do I have?

Hu Feihua (nose) was surprised: "Hey, don't you understand this?"

Xiao Yang was at a loss: "What's the matter?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Not long ago, you were named the first in the music world, known as the leader of the music world, and even Zhang Tianwang lost to you. ”

Everyone is happy, this is to make fun of Zhang Tianwang.

The second set in the capital, Zhang Yonglin was also happy, but he was not angry, cross talk, it is normal to ridicule people.

Stage.

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Ah, there is still this matter." ”

Hu Feihua and the others nodded in unison: "Yes!"

Wang Ning (ear) said, "I've heard about it!"

Xiao Yang looked at him: "What did you hear?"

Wang Ning (ear) gestured and said, "You also received such a big certificate." ”

Xiao Yangle said: "Don't say it, my ears are really smart." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eye) said: "I also won a lot of bonuses. ”

Xiao Yang smiled and asked, "Did you see it?"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) praised him: "At half past three in the night, don't you count it again?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "Who counted?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) said: "No, the key is that you have an honor, we want to ask: How did you get this honor?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "It's still my mouth that can speak." ”

Everyone was in for a smile.

Xiao Yang looked at everyone in the audience: "The correct leadership of the superiors, the support of the peers, the enthusiastic help of the audience, and my personal efforts...... Hey, I'm having a showdown, I'm actually that good!"

Everyone laughed, you shameless look, we like it!

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) asked, "What about me?"

Hu Feihua (nose) looked at Xiao Yang with blank eyes: "What about me?"

Wang Ning (ear) also asked, "What about me?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) was also excited: "What about me?"

Everyone laughed.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Oh no! This honor is not enough for the four of them." ”

Hu Feihua and the others looked furious.

The crowd rejoiced again.

Xiao Yang sighed: "Angry, am I in the way of you?"

Hu Feihua (nose) snorted lightly: "Ungrateful." ”

Wang Ning (ear) snorted: "Cross the river and tear down the bridge!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) snorted lightly: "After reciting the scriptures, hit the monk." ”

Liu Yushan (mouth) also snorted coldly: "When you are full, you will scold the cook." ”

Everyone laughed, these jokes.

The second set of the capital, the faces of Ma Jincheng and the others are not good-looking, they ran from the first set of the capital to the second set of the capital, which is no longer kind, but now that it is good, they were slapped in the face by Xiao Yang and them.

Stage.

Xiao Yang scolded: "What so much nonsense?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I can tell you, head! You have achieved such a great honor, which has a lot to do with the functions of our five senses." ”

Xiao Yang was happy: "The five senses have their own roles." ”

Everyone laughed, and sure enough, it was the five senses competing for favor.

Hu Feihua (nose) asked: "Then tell me, who plays the biggest role?"

Wang Ning (ear) asked, "Who is the head of the five senses?"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) asked, "Who should make the first contribution?"

Liu Yushan (mouth) asked with a smile: "This first bonus...... Hey, who's it?"

Xiao Yang said: "How do I answer this question? These facial features are all on my head, and this is an organic whole! Who else is the first meritorious, who is the second meritorious? Who gets the first bonus? I can't tell the difference!"

Hu Feihua (nose) was furious: "Nonsense!"

Wang Ning (ear) was furious: "Presumptuous!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) was angry: "Unreasonable!"

Liu Yushan (mouth) snorted: "Hold on!"

Everyone laughed, this Liu Yushan is too funny.

Xiao Yang was upset: "How can you talk?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "I can tell you, why you are the number one singer, it all depends on my nose to hold you up." ”

Xiao Yang Dale: "What does it have to do with your nose?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "It's so related!"

Everyone was curious.

Xiao Yang was also curious: "Tell me!"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You think, my nose is the only respiratory organ in your head." ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "One breath and one breath more than 10,000 times a day, if I don't work for a day, you can't stand it." ”

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang also admitted, nodded and said, "Yes, your nose is out of breath, why don't you work?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "We won't talk about it during the day, and it's the same at night." ”

Everyone was curious.

Xiao Yang also asked with curiosity on his face, "What's wrong at night?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Your old man is asleep in bed. ”

Xiao Yang said, "Rest!"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "The eyes are closed, the mouth is closed, and the ears are resting!"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Oh, just let my nose be on the night shift alone? People talk about three shifts in factories! Even if you let me take a break of ten or eight minutes?"

Xiao Yang smiled and said, "If you rest for a while, I will be in shock, can I rest?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Besides, you have grown so big since you were a child, when will you leave my nose?"

Xiao Yang said: "That's right, I have this toy when I come out of my life, and this toy is restored." ”

Everyone was in for a smile.

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Besides, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head. ”

Xiao Yang was puzzled: "How do you call it an olfactory organ?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Hey, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is not." ”

Xiao Yang said: "You have to rely on my nose to smell it." ”

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Hey, do you want to have my nose?"

Xiao Yang was puzzled: "Huh?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You're welcome to say-"

Xiao Yang looked at him: "What?"

The crowd was also curious.

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You're hungry!"

Xiao Yang looked at him.

Everyone also looked at Hu Feihua.

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "You can go to the toilet!"

Xiao Yang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Come back, come back! What am I doing there?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said, "You can't smell it?"

Everyone laughed, this burden is really clever.

King Xiao hurriedly waved his hand: "Okay, okay, your nose is very important!"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Important? Then I have to ask you, since my nose is so important, why didn't you mention the credit for my nose when you spoke at the music master award conference?"

Xiao Yang couldn't help but laugh and cry: "Then how can I mention it? I'll just say this when I come up: Comrades! The main credit for appraising me as the leader of the music world is my nose." Don't give me the pennant, just hang it on my nose...... Does this hang up?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Many people can't stop laughing, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Anyway, you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose." ”

Xiao Yang was helpless: "Your nose is very important." I can't live without you......"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) was unhappy: "Nonsense!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Hey, what's wrong with you!"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said, "What's the matter? His nose is important, but my eyes are not important?"

Xiao Yang hurriedly said, "I didn't mean that." ”

The crowd laughed.

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "My eyes are more important than my nose. ”

Xiao Yang said, "What's the matter?"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "Your intelligence, your intelligence, can only be reflected in me." ”

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang nodded: "Hey, that's right! People say so, saying that this Xiao Yang is smart, so he is smart in that watery ...... Small eyes. ”

Everyone laughed, are you still small-eyed?

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "You use me to communicate feelings with the audience, and use me to express joys, sorrows, and sorrows." Excuse me, can you learn culture and knowledge without my eyes? Hmm? Without my eyes, can you express joys, sorrows, and sorrows? Hmm? Without my eyes, can you see the world? Hmm? Without my eyes...... Huh!"

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "He's also important." ”

The crowd booed.

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "That's it, I still have to worry about your marriage." ”

Everyone's eyes lit up.

Xiao Yang asked, "Ha! Eyes are worried about my marriage, is there no mistake?"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "What's the matter? The first time you two met, didn't I hook her with eyebrows? ”

"Hahaha......"

The crowd died happily.

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Look at my immoral eyes." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) looked at the audience: "If you want to be nice to me, I'll tell you everything." Comrades, I will talk about it for the first time today. ”

Xiao Yang hurriedly stopped: "Don't say it! Your eyes are very important, I can't do without you." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "By the way, who recognizes the way for you after work every day?"

Xiao Yang said: "Yes, yes, I really can't do without these eyes." ”

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) tsundere: "It was originally true!"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "It's okay, it's okay! You can still go home without your eyes." ”

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "No, what can I do if I don't have eyes?"

Hu Feihua (nose) said: "Hey, smell it with my nose and let's go back!"

Xiao Yang couldn't cry or laugh: "I have a dog nose?

Everyone laughed.

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said, "No, no......! If you treat me well, I'll repay you if you're sure. ”

Xiao Yang asked, "How can you repay me?"

Zhu Qingyun (eyes) said: "If you do bad things in the future, I will open one eye and close one eye." ”

The audience booed.

Xiao Yang hurriedly explained: "Have I ever done anything bad? ”

Wang Ning (ear) couldn't help but say, "Nonsense!"

Xiao Yang looked at him: "What's wrong with you?"

Wang Ning said, "What you just said, I heard it all!"

Xiao Yang looked at the audience: "Yes, why can't you hear this thief?"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Wang Ning (ear) said: "What do you say, the eyes are important, do I have these ears?"

Xiao Yang was very innocent: "I didn't say that." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "My ear is an important information agency in your head. ”

Xiao Yang was puzzled: "Information agency?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Rely on my ear to deliver information to you." ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Without my ear, do you know what music is?"

Xiao Yang said: "I can't hear music without ears." ”

Wang Ning (ear) asked, "What is singing?"

Xiao Yang shook his head: "I can't hear it." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "What is singing?"

Xiao Yang continued to shake his head: "I don't understand!"

Wang Ning (ear) said, "Wang, Wang, Wang, what is this?"

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang said, "I can hear this! This is a dog barking." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Yes, if you don't have my ears, you think Master Ma is talking about cross talk." ”

Everyone: "......"

Viewer in front of the TV: "......"

Immediately, everyone burst into laughter.

Ma Jincheng was happy.

Stage.

Xiao Yang waved his hand: "Go, how do you speak? Are you not afraid of being beaten by Master Ma?"

Wang Ning (ear) smiled: "You have grown up since you were a child, listening to reports, listening to lectures, listening to talking, listening to music, listening to what have left my ears?"

Xiao Yang said, "Hey, hey, yes, yes, ears are very important." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Don't say this, even if you fall in love, you haven't left my ear." ”

Xiao Yangle was happy: "Why did you mention this?"

The audience laughed too.

Wang Ning (ear) said, "Of course!"

Xiao Yang was puzzled: "What does it have to do with your ears?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "When the two of you are in love, you are always affectionate and affectionate, confiding in each other, what do you rely on?"

Xiao Yang was happy: "What do you rely on? ”

Wang Ning (ear) smiled: "Say it by mouth?...... What do you say?"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "I didn't hear it." ”

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Yes, if you have my sensitive ear, you will be able to hear clearly." ”

Xiao Yang said, "Oh, what do you mean?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "She said, be careful, my lover is behind!"

Xiao Yang coughed dryly: "Hey...... Is it like a word? I am a third party involved? Like a word?"

The crowd laughed.

Wang Ning (ear) said: "Anyway, I bow down to you." ”

Xiao Yang said: "The ears are good to me. ”

Wang Ning (ear) snorted: "But what about you?"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "Huh?"

Wang Ning (ear) said: "You are three hundred and sixty nine and so on for us!"

Xiao Yang was very innocent: "Me?"

Wang Ning (ear) said, "What are you doing to them?"

Xiao Yang said: "Treat them equally!"

Wang Ning (ear) sneered: "Treat everyone equally, you like eyes, put on color-changing glasses for him, and let him stink and be beautiful!"

Xiao Yang was happy: "Is that stinky beauty? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight." ”

Everyone laughed, it was funny.

Wang Ning (ear) said: "You put a mask on your nose and mouth. ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "Yes, pay attention to hygiene." ！”

Wang Ning (ear) said, "Put a scarf around your neck." ”

Xiao Yang explained: "Ah, take care of your voice. ”

Wang Ning (ear) said, "Put a hat on your head." ”

Xiao Yang said: "Wearing a hat looks energetic. ”

Wang Ning (ear) asked, "What did you buy for my ears?"

Xiao Yang came back to his senses: "I really haven't bought anything for these ears?"

Everyone coaxed, "Hurry up and buy it!"