Chapter 286 It's only a little bit away from dying on the spot~~

After watching the pleasing scene of the helicopter beauty, Jiang Chen Shi Shiran left.

A little tired, find a place to rest.

Just came to the Pangu Hotel, the café inside, just rest~~

"Hey, I've only run three orders in a day, I'm tired to death!"

Jiang Chen sighed: "I've been busy for an hour." ”

"Sure enough, hard work is not for me. ”

"Or a 5 star hotel for coffee, more comfortable. ”

Puff~~

The woman who was dressed up in fashion, dressed luxuriously, and drank coffee on the side almost squirted a mouthful of coffee.

Looking at Jiang Chen, who was wearing an errand uniform, he actually swelled to a five-star hotel to drink coffee, and sighed that he ran three orders a day, and he was tired to death, etc., women doubted life!

glanced at Jiang Chen with disdain.

A poor errand boy, so lazy?

Three singles, is it enough for you to drink a cup of coffee?

(ˉ▽ ̄~) cut ~~

Today's young people, one by one~~

She took out her phone and prepared to shoot a small video of the voice.

That's right, she Xu Baili is an Internet celebrity female anchor, and her daily work is to shoot videos + do live broadcasts.

Xu Baili is an inspirational sister and is known as the "Queen of Voices!"

She just got out of school and had nothing, and she has struggled until now, with famous cars and houses, and 8 million fans on her voice, everything is her struggle.

Xu Baili has a very big brain, especially good at planning, especially good at marketing, plus people have a sweet voice, dare to think and dare to do, it is really suitable for being a marketing account.

Now, Xu Baili can earn more than 3 million a year!

Therefore, she especially despises Jiang Chen, a poor young man who is lazy and always wants to live a delicate life, but does not want to struggle.

Secretly glanced at Jiang Chen.

Hey?

Xu Baili suddenly discovered that this errand boy was quite handsome.

Cut!

More contempt!

With such a handsome face, as long as you are willing to work, what money can't you make?

God appreciates the meal, but you don't eat it?

Xu Baili's eyes rolled and she thought about it.

Suddenly, a bold idea crossed my mind~~

With the help of this little brother's appearance, as well as his lazy temperament, he likes exquisite life, and the huge contrast, maybe he can create another "Che Guevara - Zhou someone!"

That's right!

Once it starts, won't I sit and collect the money, Meizizi?

Right!

That's it!

Xu Baili became excited.

The reason why she can quickly become popular is not because she is very beautiful, or she has a team behind the operation, but because she knows how to plan!

Many of the small videos she shot quickly became popular, making her fans explode and advertisements kept coming.

Xu Baili was moved by her genius creativity!

I, Xu Baili, am such a genius!!

T Klaas!!

"Battery Terminator" Zhou someone, just those few golden sentences came out, and the whole network became popular!

The fourth time he was released from prison, there were Internet celebrity companies willing to sign him for 3 million.

That's right, just shape this handsome errand guy into another "Zhou someone"!

If it can be done, of course it is awesome, but what if it can't be done?

I didn't lose anything, did I?

Xu Baili rolled her eyes, turned on the live broadcast, and greeted fans.

"Ladies and gentlemen!"

"I'm Xu Baili!"

When the fans saw that Xu Baili was online, they were boiling~~

"I'll go, Queen Annunciation has arrived!

"What's the fun today? I'm always waiting for you to update or broadcast live. ”

"Did you find anything funny again?"

"Hurry up!"

Xu Baili pretended to be mysterious and said in a low voice: "Shh~~ Don't be too loud, it will alarm my goal today!"

"Target?"

Fans are even more curious: "Queen of the Voice, what is your goal?"

Xu Baili has spoofed many people before, although she is a little lacking in morality, but in the eyes of fans, she is really funny, the show is full of effects, and many people like her tune.

Xu Baili lowered her voice: "I'll show you, today's goal!"

She took her mobile phone and secretly took a picture of Jiang Chen.

Fans, cut ~~ one by one

"An errand runner, what's there to spoof? Or is it interesting to spoof that celebrity last time!"

"And that scumbag in a five-star hotel, you spoofed his wife and beat the junior on the spot. ”

"I want to see you spoof and pretend to be a criminal, and that laugh spews at me. ”

"There are also poor petty bourgeois couples who spoof people who have no money but like exquisite life, and they are covered by your spoof and run away~~"

Seeing that the fans were disapproving, Xu Baili smiled.

"I'll take a closer picture of you, and you can take a good look. ”

Xu Baili pretended to be inadvertent, sat next to Jiang Chen, pretended to make up in the mirror of her mobile phone, and secretly took a picture of Jiang Chen's side face.

This time, the live broadcast room shook!

"I've got a wipe!"

"King Yan!"

"Unexpectedly, the errand boy is actually a male god!"

"This look, I ate it!"

"Hey, so handsome, is the queen planning to hook up with other people's little brothers?

Xu Baili smirked.

"Hehe, this male god is handsome, right? But, unfortunately, he's just an errand boy!"

Many fans called it incredible.

"And he seems to be very lazy!"

Xu Baili smiled mysteriously: "On this day, he only ran 3 orders, so he shouted tired and ran to this hotel café, drank coffee, rested, and played with his mobile phone!hehe~~"

The fans are incredible.

"Damn! I move bricks for 8 hours a day, and I don't dare to cry tired. ”

"I didn't sleep last night, I was pulled by my boss to do a project, and I still insisted. ”

"This kid really ~~ deserves to be poor!"

Xu Baili smiled: "So, today's program is aimed at him! Watch me shoot a brain-dead video for him for a while, everyone thinks it's funny, just like me and forward it." It's on fire, I'll give you a lottery in the live broadcast room, ten big red envelopes, 1,000 yuan in cash each!"

"Oh oh oh!"

In the live broadcast room, fans suddenly came to the spirit.

Xu Baili deliberately put the secretly photographed mobile phone in her bag upright. Her bag has a special hole, which can be filmed in a position so that no one will find out.

And then...

Started to routineize Jiang Chen.

The goal is to let Jiang Chen shoot a small video of his brain-dead showing off his wealth without noticing, and post it on the Internet to spoof and be funny.

Xu Baili sat next to Jiang Chen, with the demeanor of a mature royal sister, her hair was brushed, Erlang's legs were cocked, and she smiled~~

I think I have a lot of charm~~

This kind of fledgling hairy young man will definitely not be able to resist my Xu Baili's royal sister style, and will immediately kneel under my pomegranate skirt and let me fiddle with it, right?

Hehehe~~

Xu Baili sneered like a queen in her heart.

However...

Jiang Chen concentrated on playing games with Su Xiaoxiao.

Didn't notice her at all.

Xu Baili was coquettish for a long time, but she didn't even get a look from Jiang Chen~~

In the live broadcast room, laughter spurted ~~ fresh

"Damn! Why do I think it's the queen who is more brain-dead?"

"Hahaha, Queen Bailey's large rollover scene!"

"People aren't impressed at all. ”

"Ahem~~"

Xu Baili's face couldn't hold back, stiff~~

MMP!

My dignified queen of Yanyin, 8 million fans, 3 million Internet celebrities a year, so beautiful, you don't even look at me?

She glared at Jiang Chen and gently kicked Jiang Chen's foot.

Attracted Jiang Chen's attention.

Who knows, Jiang Chen, who was wearing headphones and focusing on playing games, was kicked by her, and immediately unceremoniously kicked back.

Kicked to Xu's calf.

Xu Baili covered her calf: "It hurts!"

Faces are distorted!

Pupils wide!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

He, how dare he kick me?

In the live broadcast room, I laughed~~

"Queen Yanyin, flirtatious, overturned!"

"Today, it's going well, hahaha~~"

"Teasing the man's kick, the man gave you a kick, and the queen was knocked out!"

Xu Baili was so angry that her face twitched~~

I am a female Internet celebrity with a net worth of tens of millions, you are a poor boy who runs errands, and you dare to ignore my charm and kick me?

Hum!

She simply pulled down Jiang Chen's headphones.

Jiang Chen looked surprised, looked up and said, "Is there something wrong?"

Live room: "......"

Xu Baili: "......"

Psychological shadow area, huge!

Puff~~

A waitress next to her witnessed the whole process and laughed~~

In the live broadcast room, it exploded!

"Hahaha, the queen has been called aunt!"

"Little brother, not only did I not want to talk to you, but I also called you Auntie!"

"Ask Queen Bailey's psychological shadow area. ”

"Infinity!"

Xu Baili was furious: "Who do you call Auntie? Ah, you kid, are you polite?"

She was so confused by Jiang Chen that she directly said "You kid", which confirmed Jiang Chen's correctness of calling her aunt.

In the live broadcast room, I laughed again.

"You kid, why do you always tell the truth?"

"Auntie told you, you can't tell the truth!

Jiang Chen looked confused.

He was having fun with Su Xiaoxiao, and he didn't know why Obasan, who looked very dusty, stood in front of him and was furious.

Be all abroad.

Jiang Chen blinked: "What's wrong?" Auntie?"

"Still called Auntie?"

Xu Baili said angrily: "You, just now, kicked my leg!

Unreasonable stirring up three points, the wicked sue first.

Xu Baili is deeply at the center of it.

Jiang Chen looked down at the pants of his uniform, and there were a little footprints: "Auntie, just now, it seems that you kicked me first, right?" ”

"You!"

Xu Baili was almost by Jiang Chen.

"I'm sorry, though. ”

Jiang Chen stood up and wanted to change places: "Auntie, I am a young man, I should respect the old and love the young, this position is given to you." I'll go sit over there. ”

Xu Baili was only a little bit away from dying on the spot~~

I almost had a heart attack.

This time she also said "respect the old and love the young"!

I, I'll push your lungs!

Am I that old?

Convex (艹)!

Xu Baili grabbed Jiang Chen, held back her anger, and changed her smile to a smile.

"Young man, ahhh

Jiang Chen: "???"

Xu Baili was kind and tempting: "That's it, do you want to become popular? I heard you talk to yourself just now, saying that you are too tired to run errands, and you only do three orders a day, so you don't want to do it, you want to go here to rest and drink coffee."

I can help you become famous!

In the future, you don't have to work so hard, send errands, wind and sun, like me, sitting in a café, squatting at home, you can make a lot of money, isn't it fragrant?"

After speaking, Xu Baili put on an image of a worldly master who "meets me, count it your luck", proudly holding her hands to her chest, looking down on Jiang Chen from above.

Jiang Chen blinked, looking confused: "Auntie, what are you talking about?" I don't understand. ”

"Poof!"

Xu Baili fell to the ground and convulsed~~

Feelings, you don't understand?

I said such a profound knowledge of making money, you can't understand feelings?

Really~~

It's terrible to be uneducated!

Xu Baili got up and wiped her cold sweat.

Alas, if you want to blame yourself, you know too much!

I have seen too much with these eyes!!

The whole society, how to make money, I understand it too well.

This little brother is just very handsome, but he is lazy to eat, and he probably hasn't gone to college, how can he know about the god-level operation of making money when Yan Yin is famous?

Hehe~~

Xu Baili had no choice but to be patient and explain to Jiang Chen.

"Look at me. ”

She pointed at herself proudly: "I don't have a rich parent, I don't have a proud education, and I don't have any background, but now, I can earn 3 million a year by relying on small videos!"

Jiang Chen stared at Xu Baili for a long time~~

Xu Baili looked arrogant~~

Outstanding!

Worship me!

Youngster!

Hahaha~~

Behold~~

Jiang Chen looked sympathetic, nodded and said, "Auntie, then you are really miserable! You only earn 3 million a year." It's enough for living expenses. Alas, life is not easy these days!"

Poof!

Xu Baili landed on the ground with her face first and lay on the ground!

Break your mouth and gnaw on the mud!

Tragic!!

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of laughter.

"I'm rubbing! The queen pretended to be coming, she came, she overturned!"

"3 million, that's enough for living expenses!

"Queen Bailey, this wave of pretending to overturn the car was caught off guard!"

"Hahaha! This little brother is so funny. It's funnier than someone in Nanning Zhou!"

"I think he's pretending to be forced, right? An errand runner, how can he be qualified to look down on an Internet celebrity with an annual income of 3 million?"