Xu Baili got up from the ground, gritted her teeth, and was disgraced.

MMP！

I was going to pretend to be forced in front of you, not to be sympathetic!

You have to figure out where you are!

Xu Baili sneered: "What? You run errands a year and earn more than me?"

"Running errands is a profession. ”

Jiang Chen thought for a while and said, "Actually, it's not that easy to do. ”

Xu Baili snorted coldly from her nostrils.

Not that easy to do?

Hahaha, laugh at me!

How much money do you make a day?

Now young people, they will pretend to be forced!

"If I tell you that if you shoot a small video for a day, it is possible that the deposit can reach 1 million!"

Xu Baili stood tall and said proudly: "What would you say?"

Jiang Chen's face changed drastically!

Xu Baili sneered proudly.

Hum!

Mock me? It's not easy to earn a million a year and live?

How much money can you have?

1 million, it's really scary, right? haha.

Jiang Chen quickly pressed the phone, opened the bank APP, and checked the balance.

"Fortunately, the balance of more than 8 billion is still there! You scared me to death! I thought there was only 1 million left! Let me beg for food! Really!"

Poof!

Xu Baili fell and ate again!

Damn it!

Is the balance of more than 8 billion still there?

1 million, to beg for food?

The heart of a female Internet celebrity has suffered hundreds of millions of critical damage!

After Jiang Chen finished speaking, he was about to leave.

"Oops~~"

Xu Baili gritted her teeth, how could she let go of this Jiang Chen, who was "pretending to be forced" in her eyes?

This kind of young man who likes to pretend to be forced the most is suitable for making a video and making him popular all over the Internet!

"Don't go. ”

"Do you want to shoot audio and video with me? I have 8 million followers, and I can make you popular overnight! I'm really optimistic about you!"

Xu Baili seduced Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen shook his head: "I don't shoot!"

"Why?"

Xu Baili was surprised.

Jiang Chen's face was as lonely as snow: "Fame is like a cloud to me! I am young, I am burdened by fame, it is too easy to become famous, and my life is too hard, which seriously interferes with my private life." So I swear that I must keep a low profile in my lifetime and don't get involved in the circle of fame and fortune~~"

Poof!

Xu Baili hit the street again.

This time, the fall was even harder.

In the live broadcast room, there was silence.

Then, the barrage flies!

"Fame is like a cloud to me!"

"I'll rub ~~ this little brother, Tianxiu!"

"Zhou is so weak compared to him!"

"Fame has seriously interfered with my private life!

"Lonely and defeated!

"Little brother: At the beginning of my life, I will be invincible!"

Xu Baili's face twitched, and she didn't know what to say.

She is still using her annual salary of one million and becoming popular overnight to lure this errand boy, let him fall into the trap, and is tricked by herself to shoot all kinds of brainless spoof videos to make huge profits for herself.

Behold~~

People are as lonely as snow, telling you that the annual salary is one million - begging?

Became popular overnight - fame and me are like floating clouds!

How else to routine?

It can't be a routine at all!

Xu Baili feels that her life, the achievements of her struggle to this day, and everything she is proud of are ~~ in the eyes of this errand boy

Clouds!

Meaningless floating clouds!

The pride in my heart was shattered!

Trample on the ground!

MMP！

Pretend to be you!

Xu Baili scolded viciously in her heart.

Unexpectedly, I met this errand boy in a café casually, and he was actually a pretending boss!

If I don't agree with each other, I pretend to be forced, and I am stunned!

Nima!

It's a master of pretending to be a force!

......

Xu Baili thought for a while, but still didn't want to give up this opportunity.

She squeezed out an embarrassed but polite smile, and said in her heart: "Then, can you please do me a favor, okay?

"Why?"

Jiang Chen looked surprised: "Why should I help you?"

"Because~~"

Xu Baili was speechless.

Oh, yes.

Her little money was complained by Jiang Chen that she was asking for food.

Her so-called fame is regarded by Jiang Chen as a floating cloud.

How else did she tempt Jiang Chen?

"Farewell!" Jiang Chen was leaving.

"Yes, yes!"

Xu Baili's eyes lit up and shouted, "It's you who ran an errand, right?"

Jiang Chen nodded: "Yes." ”

"Then you run errands, can't you take orders?

Xu Baili seemed to have discovered a new world, and her eyes lit up: "I'll give you an order right away! Your platform should send you an order, right?"

Originally, Xu Baili felt that it was unlikely that Jiang Chen would agree.

After all, Jiang Chen is a man who thinks that "millions are just begging"!

How can it be possible to bend your waist for five buckets of rice for a mere few yuan in order fees?

In the live broadcast room, they are also not optimistic about this routine.

"Well, the queen can't do it this time. ”

"It's just an errand list, just a few dollars, how can you impress this arrogant guy?"

"How much money can you make by running errands?"

Behold~~

I never expected that.

As soon as Jiang Chen heard the words of the errand list, his eyes lit up, and his attitude towards Xu Baili changed a lot, and he said with a smile: "Running errands?" Of course it's no problem!"

Poof!

Xu Baili fell again!

This little brother, Nima is poisonous!

Millions of annual salaries, can't be lured.

became popular overnight and was indifferent.

As a result, as soon as he was told the errand list, he quickly agreed!

Is this errand really that profitable?

So much so that he even agreed to shoot a video?

Xu Baili began to doubt life.

Netizens, one by one, were speechless.

"I can't imagine that running errands is so attractive?"

"Hehe, you want to trick me into running errands again?"

"This errand boy is really dedicated. ”

Xu Baili quickly placed an errand list on her mobile phone: [Let the café errand boy, help me shoot a video] and also indicated that it must be a handsome guy in the café, and no one else can.

It only took a few seconds for Jiang Chen's mobile app to ring.

Run errands and place orders.

Help the guests of the café and shoot a video.

Jiang Chen quickly took the order!

Look at his attitude, it's very positive!

Jiang Chen: This order that fell from the sky is likely to be a hidden event, and it is beautiful to brush~~

After all, when Jiang Chen encounters a hidden event, the benefits he can earn are only measured in [100 million]!

If you are not lucky, catch up with the shares of some large companies, such as the Penguin Group, a special order can earn hundreds or hundreds of billions!

Who is witty and who is stupid?

Xu Baili was speechless again...

What is the poison of this errand?

No matter.

Hurry up and use this handsome little guy with frequent golden sentences to shoot a few funny videos and make him popular all over the Internet.

"Customer, say it. ”

After Jiang Chen took the order, his attitude towards Xu Baili also improved, and he said with a smile: "How are we going to shoot a video?"

Xu Baili sneered.

She had already figured out how to spoof Jiang Chen.

To put it simply, it is to shape Jiang Chen into a combination similar to the "battery terminator" Zhou Moumou, brain-dead + pretending to be a golden sentence + handsome!

I especially like this kind of spoof on the Internet, and it will definitely catch fire!

"What we're going to shoot is pretending to be a street video!"

Xu Baili smiled: "First of all, let's use this hotel café to pretend to be forced." ”

“？？？”

Jiang Chen was puzzled: "How to shoot?"

"The plot is like this!"

Xu Baili's eyes lit up, and he smiled and said: "First of all, you are a young man who loves to pretend to be forced and lazy, you pretend to be forced in this café, and you meet a real Bai Fumei, that is, me!"

I'm talking to you, and in order to pretend to be forced, you forcibly say that this hotel is yours~~"

"Wait a minute!"

Jiang Chen suddenly stopped.

“？？？”

Xu Baili was confused: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Chen said seriously: "But this hotel itself is mine?"

Xu Baili snorted, and a mouthful of coffee squirted directly from her mouth~~

In the live broadcast room, various barrages flew up.

"I'll go! Before I shouted to start, this little brother has already entered the play in a second!"

"How many dishes are these?

"Wake up, wake him up!"

"This hotel is yours?hahaha~ I suddenly felt that the role of Queen Bailey was too well chosen. This little brother is a good hand at pretending to be forced!"

Xu Beili's eyes were overlooked, Jiang Chen's wave of "pretending" was so unexpected that she couldn't react.

"I'm telling you seriously!"

Xu Baili glared at Jiang Chen: "Don't interrupt!"

Jiang Chen spread his hands: "Oh, okay." ”

"Good. ”

Xu Baili was satisfied: "I'll shoot for you now, you're ready." ”

"Wait!"

Jiang Chen stopped again.

Xu Baili was powerless: "What's wrong again?"

"What about the next plot? didn't you tell me?"

"Below~~"

Xu Baili came to the spirit and said vigorously: "Next, I will make a shining debut! After all, my short videos are mainly about promoting positive energy!"

"It's not okay to just pretend to be forced!"

"When you're done pretending, I'll be on the stage. ”

"My character is a young and beautiful, energetic, caring, capable, and ingenious urban super beauty~~ (5000 words omitted below)!"

Xu Baili gushed.

Fans, cover their faces one by one. つ﹏⊂

"Queen, it's here again!"

"She likes this kind of bridge the most!"

"Isn't it? I'm tired of watching this kind of positive joke. ”

"Yes, every time she is a savior, either to teach this or that. In short, she is the kindest, and after watching it for a long time, I feel a bit of a virgin!"

Although fans complained wildly, Xu Baili liked this kind of pretending to be forced the most, so she acted as usual.

"Got it, you're a misguided young man who pretends to be forced, and I'm a super beauty who came to the world and saved you from life!"

Xu Baili said seriously: "You have to pretend to be forced at the beginning, crazy to pretend, and then I will appear on the stage, I will advise you: young people should not only learn to pretend to be forced, but they must be down-to-earth and go to work in a down-to-earth manner, so that they will have a good life at work, and there will be a day when the salted fish turns over." In the end, you were influenced by me, put down your pretense, and became a Buddha on the spot, ahhh

"Do you think so?"

"This~~"

Jiang Chen looked embarrassed.

I'm really awesome, you make me pretend to be awesome... Feeling a little uncomfortable, huh?

Alas~~

No way.

In order to hide the event, fight.

Jiang Chen nodded: "Okay, I promise." ”

"Not yet!"

Xu Baili looked disgusted: "You wear an errand uniform, how can you do it? Isn't this revealing stuffing? Unreasonable! Change it for me immediately!"

She was also well prepared and took out a suit from her bag: "Thanks to my preparation in advance, this is what I prepared." More than 10,000! You put it on first!"

Jiang Chen: "......"

Jiang Chen went to the bathroom and changed into this suit of more than 10,000 yuan.

Yan Wang Mode Open!

handsome, suddenly blinded the dog's eyes in the live broadcast room!

"I'll rub!"

"This ~~ is too handsome, isn't it?"

"Damn, it feels like he's going to eat soft rice!"

"It's so handsome! I strongly ask the queen to change the plot, this can play the sweet pet domineering president!"

Even female Internet celebrities, the dog's eyes were blinded by Jiang Chen!

On high ropes!

She asked Jiang Chen.

"Look, how do you feel about my more than 10,000 suits?"

Jiang Chen thought for a while and said, "More than 10,000 suits, they just look different!"

"How is it different?"

Xu Baili was proud.

"This is much worse than the Gucci suit that I personally ordered by the international master. ”

Jiang Chen said seriously: "Whether it is the material, or the cutting, or the sense of design, it is much worse...... Forget it, for the sake of errand orders, I put up with it. ”

Xu Baili: "......"

Live room: "......"

The air suddenly froze for a full ten minutes.

Then, laughter exploded.

"Wha!"

"The queen overturned again!"

"More than 10,000 suits, how do you feel when you wear them? It's far worse than my customized million suits!"

"This god turn, I'm about to die laughing!"

Jiang Chen looked at Xu Baili with a dull expression, as if he was suspicious of life, and he was also a little unbearable, and added: "It doesn't matter, really! Anyway, it's just a video for a while~~"

"Dirt!"

Xu Baili shouted. (*￣︿￣)！

Can't you see, you're really a good hand at pretending?

You haven't started acting yet, and you're already in the act?

This wave of pretending to be forced, pretending to be a heart plug~~

Caught with one's pants down!

"Let's get started, I beg you!"

Xu Baili cried.

...

Shoot, go!

Xu Baili held her mobile phone and patted Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen sat on the sofa seat of the Pangu Hotel café, crossed Erlang's legs, and monologue.

"I'm an errand boy. ”

"But I only work 2 hours a day!"

"Because I can't be too tired, I want a delicate and idle life!"

"Although I am a passerby, I like to pretend to be forced!"

"I don't know anything but pretending. ”

"But~~ With my handsomeness, I can pretend to be so good!"

Jiang Chen's side, there are constantly beautiful women passing by.

are all to Jiang Chen, who is handsome and elegant, and drinks coffee, stealing all kinds of blooming eyes~~

Voiceover: So handsome!!

That little brother is really handsome!

It looks so lazy~What a gentleman~

The appearance is too good!

At this time, it was the turn of Xu Baili to play the super positive female Internet celebrity, and she made her debut!

Xu Baili was dressed in a beautiful formal suit, and she walked in every style, extremely elegant, and at first glance, she was rich and beautiful.

Jiang Chen smiled and stood up: "Beauty, do you want to sit down and have a cup of coffee together?"

Xu Baili frowned, as if the head teacher had discovered the child who had gone astray.

Jiang Chen snapped his fingers: "Waiter! Give this beauty, have a cappuccino, and I'll have a cup of iced Americano." ”

A waiter came up, served coffee, and delivered coffee: "Sir, madam, please use it slowly." ”

A bunch of beautiful women passing by, all amazed.

"I'm so envious. ”

"Handsome men and beautiful women, it's so right!"

"This couple, so good!"

"Do you want it to be so sweet?"

On a date with a handsome guy like Jiang Chen, Xu Baili didn't have a smile on her face, but instead straightened her face and said seriously: "You tell me honestly, what do you do?"

Jiang Chen's expression was slightly flustered: "I, I'm really a rich second generation!"

"That's not right!"

Xu Baili had the expression of a senior connoisseur, the old god was there, and said lightly: "Although you are wearing a suit of more than 10,000 yuan, which is not bad, but you don't have a famous watch on your wrist! How can a real rich man not wear a famous watch?"

Jiang Chen shook his wrist: "I brought it!"

"Huh?"

Xu Baili was shocked.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen, who runs errands, still has a watch?

But think about it.

Hehe, at most, it's a stall.

Keep playing! Keep up your show!

Keep shooting.

Xu Baili looked serious, grabbed Jiang Chen's wrist, and said seriously: "Young man, your pretending thinking is very dangerous! Do you know? Your watch should be fake, right? This is extremely ridiculous. Vacheron Constantin, oh my God~~"

She exclaimed.

The watch in Jiang Chen's hand is actually Vacheron Constantin's Emperor Crocodile series!

That's at least tens of millions of world-famous watches!

Jiang Chen thought that Xu Baili was shocked by the Vacheron Constantin watch she had brought herself, and was about to be modest: "Actually, it's nothing~~"

"Oh my God!"

Xu Baili exaggeratedly covered her mouth with her hands and exclaimed, "You pretended to be forced to pretend to be on Vacheron Constantin's head." This watch costs more than 10 million! How can you afford it, an errand boy?"

Before Jiang Chen could speak, Xu Baili was already "heartbroken": "I'm really sad! Do you know? You are a young man, very handsome and in good shape, why don't you want to work hard on your own, but you have to pretend to be forced here? What kind of Vacheron Constantin is you wearing?"

Why don't you rely on your own hands and labor to accumulate your wealth little by little?"

At this time, in the live broadcast room.

Fans followed suit one by one.

"Is this little brother really pretending to be a criminal?"

"Vacheron Constantin! or the Emperor Crocodile series? Who gave him the courage to wear a knockoff?"

"This thing is in the hands of an errand boy, and no one believes it?"

"That's not right!"

Suddenly, someone shouted: "What he wears, it should be real!"

In the live broadcast room, there was silence!

Burst into laughter.

"Really, you mean, he can afford more than 10 million watches?"

"That's not right!"

The man said very seriously: "This is not more than 10 million, but 20 million watches! And I am sure that he is wearing a real Vacheron Constantin crocodile totem! Because I myself sell this brand, I have seen this watch!"

The whole live broadcast room: "......"

Suddenly there was silence.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

Countless people, staring at each other!