China is a country with a vast source of blessings, and although it looks like China is like a rooster from the perspective of the territory, the map is a flat aggregate. There doesn't seem to be much difference between the length of the north and the south and the length of the east and west.

But the map does not reflect the true topography of this world, because the earth is round.

If you really look at the earth from a 3D model, and accurately measure the length and width of China. Then you will find that in fact, the length of China's east-west is much longer than the length of north-south.

For example, China's closest direction to the United States is not to fly over the Pacific Ocean, but to fly over the Arctic Circle White-collar Strait, and the closest distance is through Russia and Canada.

From the Western Regions to the Huaihai Sea, this is almost from the northwesternmost part of China to the easternmost coastal cities of China. That's a long distance.

Even the train has to travel for two days and one night.

Recently, the conductor Lan Guifen noticed something unusual. She had to find the conductor and report back to him.

"Captain, I suspect we have thieves in our car. ”

The train conductor Huang Baishu is already a veteran employee in his 50s who is about to retire.

"Thief? Did a passenger call us to the police? Did someone steal their finances?"

Huang Baishu was a little curious, because he did not listen to the train police report to him about the theft of passengers' finances.

"It's not that the finances have been stolen, it's that the chef in our canteen has found that the cooking is always inexplicably much less. Every time the conductor goes out to push a boxed lunch, he will lose more than ten servings, and the money does not match the account. ”

"I went out to sell boxed lunches overnight on this day, and I lost dozens of them inexplicably. There are hundreds of dollars off the accounts. This box of lunches is less, and the snacks and drinks in the car are not counted. That's a few hundred dollars less. ”

"Captain, this can't do it, the number of back and forth is not right, nearly 1,000 yuan. When the time comes, let the conductors make up for it themselves, then they will not be satisfied. ”

What Lan Guifen said made Huang Baishu nod, it was true.

At present, the total number of items sold on the train and how much money is sold. In order to prevent the situation of enriching one's own pockets on the train, the railway headquarters is now very strict in this regard.

That is, the conductor sold his sleeper tickets for rest, and the railway headquarters turned a blind eye. After all, the job of a conductor is very hard. Privately, they are willing to sell their sleeper tickets to passengers in need to make some extra money. This is also understandable.

The salary of a conductor is not very high, at least not as good as that of a flight attendant, but the work intensity is not necessarily lower than that of a flight attendant. The only good thing is that the conductor is considered a full-fledged job. So people are still willing to do it.

With a salary that is not very high, doing such a hard job. At this time, if you have to ask the conductor who sells lunch boxes and carts that sell snacks to make up for the deficit of nearly 1,000 yuan. People must be reluctant to hit 10,000 in their hearts.

"So you mean someone on this train is stealing a boxed lunch and snacks?" Huang Baishu understood what Lan Guifen meant.

"That's right, someone must have stolen it. There are still 12 hours left in the car, and the car will arrive in Huaihai. We must find this thief now, or we will have to make up the shortfall of 1,000 yuan. Everyone was panicked. ”

Huang Baishu nodded: "Understood, I'll arrange for the train police to investigate." And keep an eye out for any suspicious people. ”

Huang Baishu and Lan Guifen didn't know it, it was on the roof of the commander's room. Demon Lord Hei Yan is holding a bottle of Tsingtao beer and is doing tons and tons. In front of him were more than a dozen boxes of boxed lunches.

That's right. The thieves of lunch boxes and snacks are Hei Yan and Wu Tiande.

Because the Demon Lord Hei Yan did not have an ID card, even if he carried the banknotes of various countries in his pocket, they might add up to tens of thousands of yuan. But he still can't buy a train ticket. Wu Tiande's ID card had been lost long ago when he was in the United States.

So the two could only choose to travel to Huaihai by lying on the roof of the car.

As for why so many boxed lunches are lost every meal on the train, it's not because the Demon Lord Hei Yan is a big stomach.

Most of the people on the train must have eaten the boxed lunches. Except that the main course may have a chicken thigh and poached egg that tastes better. The other stir-fried dishes tasted pretty bad, and there was no meat yet.

As the leader of the Demon Gate, how can Hei Yan have less meat and vegetables when he eats? This Demon Lord is a real carnivorous demon, and he loves meat the most in his life. I hate eating all kinds of leafy greens the most.

As for the soft rice cooked in the lunch box, I was not even interested in tasting it.

Therefore, Demon Lord Heiyan can only steal twenty or thirty boxes from the train lunch box at one time. Then only eat large meat dishes such as chicken thighs and duck legs, braised pork.

I saw that Lord Demon Monarch had killed a bottle of Tsingtao beer in one go. I opened another bottle of bravery.

Holding a beer in his left hand. Hold the chicken leg in your right hand. A sip of wine, a chicken thigh.

Three bottles of beer went down. The Demon Lord has already killed 10 chicken legs, 5 duck legs, and 10 slices of braised pork.

"Hiccup~" Lord Demon Monarch burped: "Sure enough, these dishes are delicious, and I don't know what the dishes made by those ghosts are, and none of them can swallow them." Although the lunch boxes on these trains are mediocre, they can at least be eaten. Scrap over and help me light my cigarette. ”

Lord Demon Lord summoned a waste, referring to Wu Tiande.

In the eyes of the Demon Lord Hei Yan, Wu Tiande's martial arts are not good, and he doesn't even know a foreign language in this world. And the writing is ugly. He doesn't look handsome. The eloquence is still very average, and the brain is not very good.

If such a person is thrown into his own demon gate. It's probably a little minion who doesn't live for three years. I don't know how the gentleman of the school palace was more important than him at that time. Oh, by the way, according to Wu Tiande, he had a plug-in at that time.

Anyway, in the eyes of the Demon Lord, Wu Tiande is a very waste.

Wu Tiande wanted to rebel against Lord Demon Lord's statement very much, but now the situation is stronger than people, and he can't do it himself. That's naturally what the Demon Lord says.

He obediently lit a Liqun to Lord Demon.

Lord Demon took a deep breath and smoked a cigarette clean in an instant. Then spit it out gently. A puff of white smoke emanated from the roof of this modern locomotive, which looked like the steam emitted by an ancient locomotive from the steam age from a distance.

Smoking was only learned by the Demon Lord after he came to Earth. Because the journey is lonely. People always have to learn some pastime.

"No, the rest is yours." The Demon Lord pointed to the lunch boxes in front of him. These boxed lunch demons only ate large meat dishes, and the other dishes did not move at all. For example, fried rotten greens. For example, stewed unformed cabbage. There are also those who don't know what to fry with chili peppers, fried xx with chili peppers, and those soft rice.

These demon lords didn't move. So this can't be regarded as the Demon Lord Hei Yan letting Wu Tiande eat leftovers, at most, the two of them work together during the meal. The Demon Lord is responsible for eating big meat, and Wu Tiande is responsible for the rest.

Wu Tiande looked at the dozen or twenty boxes of lunches. His tears were about to fall.

"Lord Demon, I want to eat meat. Wu Tiande cautiously put forward his request.

"No, isn't this meat?" said Demon Lord Hei Yan, pointing to the minced meat about the size of a grain of rice in a spicy fried tofu.

"Lord Demon, can't we get more boxed lunches? I want to eat chicken thighs too. ”

For Wu Tiande's unwarranted request, Lord Demon Lord snorted coldly.

"Didn't you hear their conversation just below? We have already lost more than 1,000 yuan in this day and night. Although I don't know how many more than 1,000 pieces are, it sounds like a lot. ”

"My demon lord has acted all his life, although he kills people and sets fires, robs and extorts. But he never bullied the innocent and the weak. Kill only those who should be killed, and only those who should be robbed. The people who sell boxed lunches in this cart are innocent and weak. We are in trouble today, so we are not allowed to take some of their food. How dare you take more!"

Lord Demon Lord's righteous words.

Wu Tiande was ruthlessly educated by the boss of the Demon Gate with righteous words.

"So eat your food well and don't think about anything else. ”

Under the pure teaching of the Demon Army, Wu Tiande brought up the already cold lunch with tears in his eyes.

Eating fried tofu made with minced meat the size of a few grains of rice. Take a bite of the yellowed leafy greens that have been cooked. I hurriedly stuffed the soft, muddy rice into my mouth.

He silently thought of a classic old song in his heart: holding a nest in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish......

Of course, Lord Demon only eats meat and not rice, but he can't eat enough. So he also got a lot of snacks from the train. What peanuts and melon seeds eight-treasure porridge. Beer, beverages, mineral water.

The journey was long, two days and one night, and it was very boring. In addition to meditating and practicing, on the way, Lord Demon Monarch can only eat melon seeds, eat snacks, and drink some eight-treasure porridge to relieve boredom.

Not to mention, this world snack called Earth is quite delicious. It's much better than what Sedum World makes. I like that thing called potato chips. In the future, when I go back, I will let the people of the Demon Gate try to do it.

When the time comes, it will be researched, and it will still be sold in the industry of the Demon Gate. Maybe it can open up a new source of income.

During the two-day and one-night journey, Lord Demon Monarch ate meat, Wu Tiande ate rice, Lord Demon Lord drank beer and drinks, and Wu Tiande poured mineral water.

Lord Demon Monarch ate melon seeds and peanuts, and Wu Tiande helped clean up.

Anyway, when the train stopped at Huaihai, it didn't find out who the thief was. And their losses have risen to almost 2,000 pieces.

Lan Guifen even had the heart to kill the thief. Just when she and Huang Baishu were discussing how to report to their superiors to explain that the accounts were wrong this time, and to minimize the punishment of the conductor.

The salesman in charge of selling snacks on the cart hurriedly ran into the captain's room, and with a surprised face, he took out a pile of colorful bills from his pocket and said: "Sister Guifen, the conductor, I just found this pile of money from the trolley, all of which are dollars, and there are more than 1,000 yuan." And a note. ”

Lan Guifen and Huang Baishu took a closer look at the note, and there were only two words on it: "Food." ”

Lan Kwai Fong and the cork trees looked at each other.

The Demon Lord was in a good mood. As he said, he never bullied the weak. The money that should be given is to be given.

Wu Tiande, this guy, followed his side to eat and drink. I dare to eat chicken legs. Hum!

That's all self-earned.

If Wu Tiande knew what the Demon Monarch was thinking, he would probably correct him: You snatched it.

After coming to Huaihai, the Demon Lord Heiyan and Wu Tiande no longer stayed longer. The two of them headed straight for Hive City.

"Where has this hive ever gathered the most returnees?"

Wu Tiande thought for a while and said, "I know that there is a themed hot pot in Hive City. This themed hot pot was created by a group of returnees. Lord Demon, why don't we go to this hot pot restaurant and find out. Wu Tiande still has the second half of the sentence not to be said. That is, by the way, we went to eat a big meal, and we could have starved ourselves for more than 20 days.

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