There were a lot of people at the noon banquet, and there were no places in the courtyard, and there were even more than a dozen tables on the road at the door.

The village chief said: "This is more neat than the collective meeting in our village, and we will also set up a big table at the next meeting." "After saying that, I was happy first.

When Aunt Yan reappeared in front of people, she helped her uncle out.

Aunt Yan is very beautiful today, with makeup on her face, her eyes are charming and moving, she can't even see the freckles on her face, her smiling face is full of confidence and pride, and he and her uncle bow from table to table accompanied by their father, without toasting. The smile on the uncle's face also appeared from time to time, probably because he didn't smile for a long time, the muscles on his face were stiff.

Mr. Liu and Qiangzi came two days before the uncle's wedding, Mr. Liu once gave his grandfather a bulging red envelope, but Grandpa resolutely refused to accept it, and then Qiangzi drew out five of them, and Grandpa accepted them. However, Mr. Liu asked Qiangzi to send ten boxes of a good local liquor, which made everyone happy when the time came.

At noon that day, Mr. Liu really didn't drink less, and he was recently cooperating with the county to do a big project to develop a natural lake in our back mountain-Zao Lake. He was happy for his uncle and happy for his thriving career, but in the end he was carried away by Qiangzi.

The lively atmosphere lasted until the end of the feast, and the villagers who naturally had the help of their father were cleaned and cleaned up.

In the evening, when my father Zhang Luo was giving a dinner to a dozen young people in the village, a man hurriedly walked in outside the courtyard, and we three children were playing at the door.

The people who came first looked at the people in the courtyard, and no one greeted him, so he went straight to his grandfather's house.

In less than a minute, the visitor hurried out of the house and walked out. Grandpa was chased out of the house, still holding a red paper bag in his hand, shouting: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you haven't said who you are?

Grandpa chased to the door only to see the back of a bicycle riding away.

Grandpa Zhang came to his grandfather's side at this time and said, "This person just now is the 'weirdo' who bit his finger. ”

Grandpa said, "Uncle, do you see clearly?" Grandpa Zhang nodded seriously.

Grandpa asked again, "Do you know which village it is?" Grandpa Zhang shook his head.

Grandpa said 'oh' and stopped talking.

At this time, a person who came out of the young people said to his grandfather: "I have seen this person, he opened an electric welding door market in the county, and I don't know which village." ”

When his father heard this, he said to him, "Tell me the address of his store in a moment." With that, he dragged him and began to drink.

The village chief was the target of being drunk today, and his tongue was already big in less than an hour, how could he resist the bombardment of more than a dozen young men with strong blood and strength, and one person would be half a catty of wine when he toasted a glass. When the father saw that the village chief had almost drunk, he came out to play a round game, rescued him from the siege, and sent him home himself.

The village chief stood for two moments before he barely stood up straight, and said vaguely: "A few of you have listened, you are not allowed to make trouble in the cave room today, who dares to make trouble, I will know tomorrow that I can't get around you, go home early after drinking." ”

Someone among the young people said: "Village chief, you know that this haunted house is all old rules and traditions, we can't forget our roots, right?"

The village chief said: "That's different, Xiaosi is like this, you still go to make trouble, don't you like to talk? Listen to me, you will go home in a while." ”

My father stepped forward and hurriedly helped the drunken village chief home.

Grandma also knows that the haunting room is also the highlight of marriage here, and there are endless programs that embarrass the groom and bride with various tricks, as well as all kinds of fancy games and actions, some are obscure, some are explicit, and most of them are meat-based.

Grandma came to the group of people when they were drinking: "You are tired for a day today, you have helped a lot in the affairs of Si'er, just listen to the village chief and go home for a while, let's not make trouble today, and I will set a table for you to continue drinking tomorrow." ”

Grandma wanted to use a delaying tactic and use wine to buy them.

"Auntie, on the big day of the fourth brother, it's not noisy or lively. Someone said, and the rest chimed in. It is clear that they were not fooled.

Grandpa knew that grandma couldn't stop these battle-hardened young people, so he immediately deliberately lowered his face and said: "You are all similar to Si'er, and He Yan'er also grew up in a village from childhood to adulthood, and they are all very familiar with it. ”

Everyone asked, "Uncle, what are the conditions?" ”

Grandpa said, "The first is to only move your mouth and not your hands, and the second is not to exceed ten o'clock." If you promise these two items, you can agree, if you don't agree, you will give each person a bottle of wine to drink at home for yourself. ”

One of the crowd looked at the time and said, "Oh, it's almost nine o'clock." Brothers, hurry up and drink, and go to the cave room in a while. After saying that, he smiled and raised his glass.

Grandpa knew at a glance that these stinky boys had agreed.

Grandma was still not at ease, so she called me with Junjun and the bastard, and said that we would protect Uncle and Aunt Yan for a while.

As soon as we heard that it was this task, all three of us immediately patted our grandmother's small breasts. Before they could finish their drinks, the three of us had already run to the uncle's house to build a defensive line.

The third aunt said to her mother: "Sister-in-law, you will see Wenwen in a while, and I will go and see who of them dares to mess around." ”

Grandma smiled and said, "What are you going to do? ”

Soon, a group of people rushed into the uncle's house with the smell of alcohol, and several of us in the house were already waiting for us.

In the house, Aunt Yan sat next to the uncle and the two of them sat on the side of the kang, and the three of us stood in front of them hand in hand, learning to protect important people in movies and TV to form a human wall, and the three of us stared at a group of drunkards who came in with six eyes.

One of the tall and thin people who came in took the lead, and saw us closely guarding around Uncle and Aunt Yan, and said to us with a mouth full of wine: "The first day of junior high school, the bastard, and you, you three hurry back to sleep, today's performances are not suitable for children, you are not yet the time to study, and I will teach you when your hair grows up." ”

Although we didn't understand what he said, the three of us knew in our hearts that it was definitely not a good thing, and we said in unison: "Don't go!"

One of them stretched out his hand to pull the eggs, and said, "Today is a good day for your sister's wedding, so don't join in the fun here, go home and wait to be your uncle." ”

Before he could reach the egg, Yan Gu lowered her voice and scolded: "Stone, don't do it! Take away your chicken paws!" Two sharp eyes shot at the stone.

Shi put away the black, thin, slender hand that looked like a chicken's paw, and said with a hippie smile: "Xiaoyan, we have grown from childhood to such a big age, I didn't notice that your eyes can generate electricity, why will you be able to generate electricity today?" ”

Yan Gu had a cold face: "If you can electrocute you, you will be electrocuted, and you will still be poor here." "Aunt Yan used to have a lot of quarrels with these stinky boys, and she didn't show any forgiveness or loss.

Shi hurriedly said: "Don't Xiao Yan, you have to go to jail if you electrocute me, then you will lose the fourth brother, and you will have to keep the empty room alone? Besides, if you want electricity, you can call the fourth brother, and the fourth brother may let you see the class with one electric eye." ”

The group of people in the back just burst into laughter.

Yan Gu saw that there were many of them, worried that today's pass would not be easy, so she began to take the initiative to show weakness and launch an emotional offensive, and said to everyone: "Let's be small, today I have a big day, I am happy that you should also be happy for me, you have been busy for a day today, Xiaoyan is here for the fourth brother to thank you for being a brother and a brother, you also drank the wine, you are tired after a busy day, go home and rest early, okay?"

Where did these people eat this set, more than a dozen people did not need to command this time, and they answered neatly and loudly: No! We are not tired!

The tall and thin man in the lead said, "Xiaoyan, you have to make your brothers happy today, so that we can go home." The fourth brother can't speak, and we don't bully him, today you will be the plenipotentiary, let's do a few games, and just leave, you see. ”

There was a commotion around him: "Yes, make a game." ”

Yan Gu was a little overwhelmed, and hurriedly said: "Didn't my father say just now, today you are only allowed to talk and not to move, just do games, Xiao Yan has long heard that several big brothers are powerful, and I really don't dare to understand it, and the fourth brother can't help, please don't make trouble." ”

The thin and tall man immediately said: "Okay, since Xiaoyan has said so, let's also look at the face of the fourth brother, let's have a literary fight today." That's it, we just ask questions, Xiaoyan, you just answer, just like a teacher asks a student in class, and then we score again, just three points, fail, pass and full score. Do you think it's okay?"

Yan Gu didn't dare to answer, knowing that they had been battle-hardened and experienced, and she was afraid that she would fall into their trap if she was not careful.

The three of us 'bodyguards' were like three fools at the moment, holding hands and listening to their conversation, none of us knowing how to respond.