Shi saw that Aunt Yan didn't speak, and pretended to be a good person and said: "Xiaoyan, our brother really gave you enough face, if you usually make trouble in other people's caves, you would have staged a full range of civil and military affairs, and in the end, there are ten tortures to serve, why are you still unwilling?"

Yan Gu began to twist her head to the side and stopped looking at them, and at this time, the three of us listened to them say things that we didn't seem to understand, and our vigilance slowly relaxed a little.

The tall and thin man said: "If you don't speak, you can even if you agree, ask one by one, whoever wants to ask will raise your hand, and I will start asking if I agree." Attention, now that class is in progress, it's time for the teacher to ask questions, which teacher will come first?"

One of them squeezed out of the crowd and raised his right hand high, shouting, "I'm coming!"

Looking at the thin and tall man, he nodded before he said: "Xiaoyan, I am younger than the fourth brother, but I am older than you, I will have to call you sister-in-law after you marry the fourth brother, I have suffered a big loss, I will ask you a word, what is older than me in addition to the age of the fourth brother?"

After speaking, he turned his head and squeezed his eyes a few times, signaling everyone not to laugh, but some people couldn't hold back and laughed secretly.

The room was much quieter.

Yan Gu didn't understand the subtext, looking at their way of wanting to be happy, knowing that there was something greasy in it, and she couldn't guess it, so she glanced at the person who asked her, and suddenly knew the answer, and said: "Hmph, where did your nickname come from? Since childhood, the whole village has known it: Little Nose! Little Nose! The fourth brother's nose is bigger than you!"

Before he could finish speaking, the crowd erupted in laughter that toppled the roof, and several people bent over with their stomachs covered and laughing. The little nose laughed directly and lay on the ground and couldn't stand up.

Yan Gu watched them smile one by one inexplicably, laughter filled the whole room, and she looked confused.

I glanced at the nose of the person rolling on the ground, and then looked back at the uncle's nose. The bastard and the military brother also had the same actions as me, and after watching it, I immediately shouted: "Full score!"

Not to be outdone, they also shouted: "Full marks!"

The tall and thin man crossed his hands on his hips, laughed angrily, and immediately responded with his mouth: "Full marks! Must be full marks! Ouch, I'm laughing to death." ”

The three of us laughed when we heard it, as if we had scored 100 points on a real exam.

Aunt Yan was happy to see us, and she was happy herself.

It took a while for everyone to ease up, and the thin and tall man said: "Just one question will make everyone happy to lie down, and if you ask again, don't leave tonight, let's die here." The brothers put up with it, and then continue to ask, who will come?"

A simple-looking man raised his hand and said to Aunt Yan, "Let me ask one, there are many guys in our village, but none of them are more capable than the fourth brother, Xiaoyan, do you fancy that the fourth brother can write and give people guidance, and you will make a fortune with this in the future?"

When Yan Gu heard this, she was anxious: "You fart, your eye saw that the fourth brother was collecting money? The nonsense outside is not known to others, listening to the rumors, we live in a village and you are still coaxing, what are you not farting? I didn't think about the fourth brother, just that their family is kind, generous, and sensible." The fourth brother has been crippled since he was a child, and how much the family has suffered and sinned with the fourth brother, who can understand? I will be the eyes, mouth, and ears of the fourth brother from now on, and whoever dares to chew the root of his tongue in front of me in the future, I will sew his mouth shut and save the idle fart!"

didn't wait for Aunt Yan to finish speaking, the tall and thin man went up and kicked the man's buttocks, and scolded in his mouth: "Will you ask, which pot will not be opened, stupid." ”

Someone dragged the guy behind his ass to cool off.

The tall thin man said: "Xiao Yan said this well, I agree, brothers, how many points?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Full score"

Another stood up and coughed before saying, "I'll call you sister-in-law now." Sister-in-law, I'll ask you for one thing, you have to promise if you agree, and you have to agree if you don't agree. It's not difficult, you see that I still can't talk about my daughter-in-law, it's not that my family is poor. Please say a lot of kind words for me in front of the fourth brother in the future, blow the pillow wind more at night, let the fourth brother write something for us, and let us turn over. Or if you ask the fourth brother to write where my daughter-in-law can be found, I will look for it, and if I really find it, I will be grateful to my sister-in-law and the fourth brother for their great kindness, and I will bow to you twice first."

I said that my sister-in-law and my fourth brother will be a while, I don't know what generation, but in fact, he is one year older than my third aunt.

After listening to this, Aunt Yan said: "Lazy pig, why can't you find a daughter-in-law, don't you know? Do you still have the face to ask the fourth brother to write to you to find a daughter-in-law? Everyone else is in a hurry to go out to work and earn money, so that they can save money to marry a daughter-in-law." Don't say that the fourth brother doesn't write it to you, and you have nowhere to find it, so you still change your stinky problem first, and your daughter-in-law will come to the door by herself. ”

He was not annoyed, scratched his head with a hippie smile and said, "Is it like you? In that case, I will go to work tomorrow!"

Someone in the crowd laughed and quipped: "The lazy pig went out and came back with a litter of piglets in a few years." The crowd burst into laughter again.

The three of us saw the stitches and shouted happily: "Full marks!"

The tall and thin man said: "You can't help Xiaoyan when you ask, and you get a full score, and Bai is messing with me." It's time for me to ask at the professor-level level, I said Xiaoyan, you said that you want to be the fourth brother's eyes, mouth, and ears, I believe it, but it's also difficult, you said that if the fourth brother wants to go to your house at night, what should I do if I can't find the door of your house?"

Everyone immediately chimed in and said, "Yes, what can I do?"

Aunt Yan was completely out of vigilance at this time, and said with a smile: "How can the fourth brother go to my house at night, and if you want to go, you will go during the day." What's the problem? “

The thin and tall man saw that Aunt Yan had been fooled and said, "Oh, you are all visiting the door during the day, so how can you enter the door during the day?"

Yan Gu said without hesitation: "How can you still enter the door, I'll hold it." "Aunt Yan finally fell into the trap, and she didn't know anything about it.

Everyone suddenly laughed out loud again, one by one, staggering and laughing with their mouths open, just wanting to jump high.

There is also a pinching nose and snorting to learn to speak to Aunt Yan: "I'm holding it, I have to hold it, I can't enter the door if I don't help the fourth brother!"

Once again, the laughter peaked.

Looking at a group of bad boys smiling unscrupulously, all of their eyes had already shown a colored gaze, although Yan Gu didn't understand the obscurity, her face was still flushed involuntarily, and her eyes were also glaring at these people fiercely.

At this time, the father and the third aunt walked in, and the third aunt grabbed the thin and tall man's ears and said, "Count how old you are, and count you as the most unserious, don't you see that there are still three children?"

The thin and tall man begged for mercy in his mouth: "Sanya, Sanya, let go, brother is wrong, brother is wrong." “

The father said to everyone with a serious expression: "Okay, it's all trouble, it's all going home." “

Aunt Yan saw that she was coming to support her, and the red glow on her face had not yet dissipated, and she shouted at them: "Don't get out of here, don't accumulate virtue on your mouth, be careful of sores on your head and pus under your feet!"

Everyone laughed and walked out, and one of them said unsatisfactorily: "Go home and help the door." ”

The uncle's lively wedding ended in laughter.

Grandma put her arms around me with one hand and the army with the other that night, and murmured: "Okay, now it's okay, grandma's biggest heart disease can be counted, and there will be nothing to worry about in the future, and my biggest wish in the future is to raise you well." Grandpa didn't say anything, just smiled and watched Grandma put her arms around us and nag there.

Later, the old people in the village said: "There have been no such lively marriages in the village for many years, and the marriage of the fourth child is more lively than the marriage of the eldest son of the landlord's family, which has set a precedent." ”

Uncle's lively wedding has been rumored again, and it has become a topic of conversation after dinner, and the uncle's anecdotes are always incredible.

The next morning, Aunt Yan got up earlier than her grandmother, and when Grandma woke up, she could already hear Aunt Yan's gentle footsteps. When Aunt Yan saw that her grandmother was up, she smiled on her shy face and said, "Mother, I am not very good at helping the fourth brother get up and go to the thatched house, you can teach me." ”

Grandma happily went to be a teacher.

Since then, there have been three women busy in the family in the morning, each performing their duties and cooperating with each other, and the family is happy.

Aunt Yan also slowly taught her uncle more life skills, and now her uncle can wash his face and brush his teeth, and his grandmother used to rinse his uncle's mouth without brushing his teeth.

At night, as long as Yan Gu prepares things and puts them in place, he washes his feet and wipes his body by himself, and Yan Gu is next to him to help and help, and Uncle now loves to be clean more than before.

In addition, you can go to the thatched house to squat and defecate, without having to be on a chair, and the air in the house is much fresher in the morning. Uncle patted his leg just to want to exercise, to go out, Yan Gu has really become the uncle's eyes and mouth now.

Aunt Yan said to her father, "Brother, is there still anyone in the factory? I am a little busy in the morning, and I don't have much to do during the day, and I want to go to work."

Her father quickly helped Yan Gu find a lighter job.

Yan Gu is now like a little swallow who has been freed from her shackles, flying happily every day.

On the third day after my uncle's wedding, my grandfather called my father into the house and talked about the 'weirdos'.

Grandpa said: "The day before yesterday, as soon as that person entered the door, he asked me if I was the fourth father, and I said yes, he took out this red paper bag from his pocket and handed it to me, saying that he was a friend of Si'er, congratulations to Xiaosi on getting married, this is what he means." Before I could answer, he put it in my hand and turned around and left, and I wondered how Si'er could have such a friend as him? I chased him out and asked, and he left without saying anything. Boss, didn't someone recognize him as an electrical welder in the county seat that day?

The father said: "He only knows that the person opened an electric welding store on Qianjin Street in the county seat, and he doesn't know the specific location, Dad, what do you want to do?"

Grandpa said: "That's easy to find, the red envelope he gave Si'er was a thousand yuan, too much, I don't know when he took Si'er as a friend, or bit off his finger." I mean you go to someone and return the money, after all, we don't know each other, and they leave without even taking a sip of water. ”

At that time, 1,000 yuan was almost three months' wages for an ordinary worker, and according to the amount of gift money at that time, it should be 20 times.

The father said, "Well, I'll look for it when I'm resting." ”