Master Zhang is very proud today, and his heart is happy.

After scolding the stinky old man, he saw that he was dumbfounded and couldn't do anything about it. He was so happy in his heart.

"Just a fool. Master Zhang commented.

After returning to his residence and carefully looking around, he closed the door after making sure that there was no one, and Master Zhang took out a large bus of change from his pocket.

This is the tuition fee he charged today, and there are whole things. When you meet an apprentice who has plenty of money, you will receive two hundred or three hundred. If he encounters a lack of money, he can do ten yuan and twenty yuan, or even a few yuan, after all, it is all money, and if he refuses, won't it hurt the apprentice's heart? In order not to make the apprentice sad, he did not refuse.

"One ...... Two ...... Three ......" spit on his fingers, Master Zhang began to count the money, and the more he counted, the more excited he became, "It's worthy of Yanjing, the feet of the Son of Heaven are different, ordinary people are so rich." ”

Playing the last two-piece number, Master Zhang was very emotional. One thousand and thirty-six yuan and six, so there is still 6 cents in change, which is when he came back and bought a few ice cream for change.

In this era of a general salary of two or three hundred, more than 1,000 yuan is undoubtedly a huge amount of money, after all, the current 10,000 yuan household is an absolute rich.

Although Master Zhang had calculated before that as long as he stood in that park, he would definitely earn a lot, but he didn't expect to collect so much tuition on the first day, and if his prestige spread again in two days, the money would not be rolling in.

At this time, Master Zhang was extremely glad that he was not affected by the previous few failed peers, and gritted his teeth and stubbornly went on the scalp. If this is like the other few people who also fancy the park land, but are afraid that the old man does not dare to accept the students' peers, how can he have such a big opportunity to make money now?

Bang bang bang......

There was a knock at the door, and Master Zhang frowned: "Who?"

"Check the water meter. ”

"Isn't the water meter in the yard?" Master Zhang frowned for a moment, he lived in a large courtyard, the thatched house was communal, the kitchen was communal, the bathroom was built with several wooden boards, and there was no water pipe in his house, where did the water meter come from?

"Oh, that's wrong, it's bad gas. A voice came out the door.

These Master Zhang's faces instantly became vigilant: "I don't have gas at home, you leave quickly, if you don't leave, I'll call the police." ”

Master Zhang's voice was very loud, because he was not the only one living in the courtyard, and his loud voice naturally wanted to attract the attention of others in the courtyard.

It's just that when someone in the courtyard seemed to hear the sound and came out to see what was going on, Master Zhang's door was kicked open with a bang. Then, before Master Zhang could react, a sack was put on.

"Don't make trouble for yourself with personal vendettas. "A man with a meaty face, directly revealing a machete.

Seeing that his master's house seemed to have been robbed, the apprentice in the courtyard wanted to go up and help. I saw the footsteps of the knife paused, and then was pulled back by the girls who rushed out of the house.

The people living in the compound are not wealthy families, and although they have been obsessed with practicing qigong with Master Zhang recently, they have to continue working for more family reasons.

So I saw that the person with the knife was not easy to mess with, there were five or six people standing beside him, and there was something on his side, and the whole family was young, and the person who wanted to rush up hesitated but didn't dare to come up.

"Since it is said that my master is a liar, Master Zhang and my master want to meet you......" Watching his subordinates put people into the sack and carry them out, the man with a meaty face slapped the sack twice with a knife.

Then when many people didn't react, they rushed out of the courtyard and ran away, the people in the yard, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know what to do for a while.

"A good man, a good man spares his life, I don't know who the commander is, there may be a misunderstanding here. Master Zhang in the sack panicked even more when he heard that someone was seeking revenge.

If he only encountered a robbery, he thought that he would fool the other party with his three-inch incorruptible tongue. But if a peer comes to the door to seek revenge, this is not something that he can fool. After all, peers are enemies, and they all eat this bowl of rice, and no one knows whom.

kept trying to make a joke, or all kinds of prayers Master Zhang didn't get any response, which made him more and more nervous and almost crying.

I don't know how long it took for the car to stop suddenly, and Master Zhang was excited: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old child......

Before he could finish speaking, he felt himself being lifted out of the car and the sack untied.

"At such an old age, I have a three-year-old son, I should be old and strong. After acclimatizing to the light, a very young young man appeared in front of him, with a smile on his face and a tone full of ridicule.

"Are you ......" Master Zhang, who thought he was going to find a place to extinguish his mouth and panicked, was stunned for a moment, he felt that the young man in front of him was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember what grudge he had with the other party for a while.

"This morning, over there in Dong'an Futong Park. Yang Dongxu said with a smile.

"You...... Which big courtyard house are you from?" Master Zhang thought of something in an instant.

The old man Xuan was a stepping stone, and he naturally investigated the details of the other party, so when the old man Xuan was angry and went home, and Yang Dongxu went to the park to see the situation, an apprentice pointed out Yang Dongxu's to him.

"Looks like you've done a good job. Yang Dongxu smiled and waved his hand, a few people next to him pushed back, and Yang Dongxu squatted down: "I heard that you are cultivating the Universe Divine Skill, and you can become an immortal after practice?"

"I am the reincarnation of an immortal, so I can naturally become an immortal......" Seeing that the other party actually asked this, Master Zhang lied and opened his mouth.

"Really?" Yang Dongxu looked at Master Zhang with a strange smile.

"I listen to the voice of the fairy world and the eighteen layers of hell, do you think it's true?" Although he felt that Yang Dongxu's smile was a little wrong, Master Zhang still subconsciously said his words to fool people.

"Oh, what is the sound of the fairy world...... Is this like this?" Yang Dongxu continued to ask, but before Master Zhang could answer, he slapped him.

"You actually dare to beat this immortal master, aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor will be punished?" Master Zhang's body instantly sat up straight, and a terrifying momentum emanated from his body.

This is one of his killer features, and whenever he encounters something that he can't deal with, he will show this momentum. Coupled with the foolish people's fear of the Heavens to achieve their own ends.

Syllable!

Yang Dongxu slapped him again: "The Jade Emperor has surrendered his crimes, are you talking about thunder in the sky?

"If you blaspheme the gods like this, your soul will definitely go to the eighteenth layer of hell. Master Zhang's expression did not change in the slightest, and his eyes flashed with fine light, and he looked even better, if it weren't for the fact that he was still in the sack.

"I don't know if I can't go down to the eighteenth layer of hell, but I know you're about to meet with King Yama?"

"Ignorant child, I'm the Heavenly Star Monarch, even if Yama Luo meets, I have to salute, how dare you be so rude?"

"Xingjun, which of the twenty-eight constellations are you, or is it the Xingjun of Fu Lushou? Is it the God of Wealth? Or is it the Divine Arrow Star, or the Archer Star, or the Lion Star? Is it Erlang Xingjun?"

"Erlang Xingjun is my junior?" Hearing Yang Dongxu's mouth come out of his mouth, Master Zhang was a little stunned when he heard something that he had heard or had not heard, but finally heard someone he was familiar with and powerful, and immediately said.

"Then what is your relationship with the Jade Emperor?"

"I'm a minister under the Jade Emperor, do you know about it?"

"No, you are the elder of Erlang God, and the Jade Emperor is the uncle of Erlang God, so you should be related to the Jade Emperor. You are related to the Jade Emperor, you should be a relative of the emperor. Yang Dongxu folded his fingers and calculated.

"Is that the case?" Master Zhang showed a puzzled look on his face, one of his methods of deception was his own appearance, and the other was some half-understood hearsay myths and stories, he really didn't know what the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Erlang God was. At the same time, he also forgot that there is no problem with the emperor's relatives being first-class officials, so Yang Dongxu's rebuttal is not valid.

"Of course it is, but do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?" Master Zhang asked subconsciously.

"I am lawless. ”

"Wutian?" Master Zhang asked.

"I am the Buddha of Heaven and the Buddha of Rulai who came out of the womb of the Buddha Mother Peacock Daming King together, and now I am borrowing the corpse to return my soul to the world, ready to find the path to the Nine Shadows. Do you know the path of the Nine Shadows? Have you heard of the Underworld? What about the Great Demon King of the Nine Shadows? Does Satan know? What about Lucifer? Do you know Gabriel? I don't know anything about how you got mixed up in the fairy world?"

"It turns out that you are also an immortal, the immortal is angry, the immortal is angry, we are a family that has washed the Dragon King Temple, and we don't know a family. Since you are the same generation as the Buddha, you should know that the Buddha and the Jade Emperor have a good relationship, and we are a family. ”

"Family?" Yang Dongxu looked at Master Zhang with his eyes on mentally handicapped children, and Master Zhang felt that he might be wrong about what he said, but he didn't know what was wrong for a while.

"Family, family. "Since I don't know what went wrong, Master Zhang can only accept it first, and it is obviously right to get closer to each other.

"You're a big family. Yang Dongxu slapped him again: "I've seen too much of Journey to the West, and I'm still an immortal? As long as what is the Heavenless Buddha? It means lawlessness, do I understand if I come to the right?"

"Huh?" Master Zhang was stunned, but he saw that Yang Dongxu didn't look like he was lying, and he was a little suspicious in his heart, although he hesitated in his heart, but his mouth did not hesitate: "So that's the case, in fact, I also feel that the fairy world is unfair, today I draw a clear line with the fairy world, and in the future, I will look forward to the ancestor of the Heavenless Buddha." ”

"Don't don't, don't, if you draw a line with the fairy world, then what am I looking for you?"

"Ah, the Heavenless Buddha came to me because I had a relationship in the fairy world?" Master Zhang's brain was very active, and he figured out something.

"Yes, if it is my opponent, the fairy world must also be my opponent, since you are ready to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, it is naturally the best spy. ”

"Spy, I can do this. Master Zhang immediately said.

"Are you sure?"

"Of course, I am the elder of Erlang God in the Immortal Realm, and I know a lot of secrets, so I am the most suitable spy. "Master Zhang must be sure, I'm not sure how to save my life.

"Then tell me about the secrets of the fairy world?"

"This ...... This one....... This ......."

"Forget it, don't do this and that, let's not talk about the previous things, I already know the little things in the fairy world. Looking for you today, I took a fancy to your identity as a first-class member and helped me inquire about another matter. Yang Dongxu said.

"What's the matter?"

"Inquire about where the Tongtian Sect Master is sealed, and I am ready to rescue him and conspire with him. Yang Dongxu said seriously.

"Fengshen Bang" was broadcast last year, and once it was broadcast, it caused the same screen domination effect as "Journey to the West".

"Tongtian?" Master Zhang looked stunned.

"That's right, it's the Tongtian Sect Master, he is a disciple of Hongjun Old Ancestor and an existence of the same level as Yuan Shi Tianzun. So many immortals on the side of the King of Heaven are the disciples and grandchildren of the Tongtian Sect Master. So I'm going to rescue him and conspire with him, and you can go and ask where he is sealed. ”

"Oh, good, good. "Master Zhang is a little dizzy.

"Great. Hearing Master Zhang's promise, Yang Dongxu slapped his palm with excitement on his face: "You go and investigate, after the matter is completed, I will assign the Garden of Eden to your jurisdiction." ”

"Garden of Eden?" a new term popped up that made Master Zhang dizzy again, but before he could think about it, he cried out in horror: "What are you doing, what are you doing......

"Nonsense, what else can I do, send you back to the fairy world. If you don't go back to the fairy world, how can you inquire about the news? Come on, get some firewood and gasoline, and burn him on the fire. In this way, the mortal body was burned to ashes, and Master Zhang's soul could ascend to heaven. ”

"No, don't ......" As soon as he heard that the other party was going to burn himself, Master Zhang's voice instantly became sharper.

"Don't you go to heaven, how can you help me find out if you don't go to heaven, you are so rebellious, are you playing with me?"