The big screen appeared the name of their show - Thieves Inc.

Zhu Qingyun was disdainful, just because of this broken name, he could conclude that this cross talk would not succeed.

Xiao Yang is not stage frightened, this is the quality that a host should have, he shook his robe, looked at Hu Feihua and said with a smile: "Hu Feihua, a famous cross talk actor." ”

Hu Feihua smiled and nodded, "That's right." ”

Xiao Yang said: "I really envy your work. ”

Hu Feihua said, "Well, don't say that. ”

Xiao Yang quipped, "If you don't move your mouth and don't use your hands, after you finish talking about cross talk, you don't have any injuries on your body, who doesn't envy you?"

The crowd didn't laugh, but they were already curious.

Hu Feihua was happy: "You plan to let us see blood after we finish the cross talk, right?"

Xiao Yang shook his head, "So, my work can't be compared to you." ”

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "Why?"

Xiao Yang sighed: "We were beaten twice in three days, and our noses and faces were swollen. ”

The crowd became more and more curious.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Oh, you participated in boxing. ”

Xiao Yang said seriously: "No, I have to work hard." ”

Hu Feihua said: "Confrontational?"

Xiao Yang is serious: "The risk is too great. ”

Hu Feihua looked admired: "That's the spirit!"

Xiao Yang sighed: "Be scared." ”

Hu Feifei patted him on the shoulder: "It's good to get used to it." ”

Xiao Yang suddenly burst out: "I'm afraid that someone will catch me." ”

Hu Feihua reminded: "You have to hide quickly." ”

Xiao Yang said again: "Let people be caught and beaten to death." ”

Everyone's happy, what kind of work are you doing? If you are caught, you want to be beaten to death?

Hu Feihua said: "Then the other party will foul." ”

Xiao Yang said: "They don't care so much, just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, and scolded and scolded while beating my mouth. ”

Hu Feihua was curious: "How did you scold?"

Xiao Yang said: "Let your kid steal the wallet!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Co-authoring your job is a thief.

The faces of the disciples of the Qingyun Club changed slightly, this cross talk is a bit level.

Zhu Qingyun also put away his contempt.

Tang Wenjie was slightly stunned, the burden of this cross talk is interesting.

Zhang Hua backstage was also quite surprised, this cross talk was really written by Xiao Xiao?

Hu Feihua was also happy: "Are you a thief?"

Xiao Yang was a little angry: "You see that you are such a cultured person, and you speak so ugly, what is a thief?"

Hu Feihua hurriedly apologized: "Then it should call you ——?"

Xiao Yang said seriously: "Dig out the bag!"

The crowd laughed again.

It's so funny!

The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but laugh too.

"Teacher Xiao is so funny!"

"**Funny too!"

"Who the still said that Mr. Xiao can't speak cross talk?"

on stage.

Xiao Yang sighed for a long time: "In order to steal this little thing, I mumbled all day long, secretly shrunk, and lived a not chic life at all." That's enough, I regret how I became a thief?"

Hu Feihua said: "It's good to understand." ”

Xiao Yang said: "It's better to block the road and rob it? Really, if you catch the roadblock and rob it, you will be killed, so you don't have to suffer so much." ”

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Hu Feihua hurriedly said: "Hey, I said, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you." ”

Xiao Yang said: "You are really a kind person. ”

Hu Feihua smiled, "That's it." ”

Xiao Yang smiled bitterly: "But let me wash my hands thoroughly, and they won't spare me." ”

Hu Feihua couldn't help but ask, "Have you joined the gang?"

Xiao Yang frowned: "Who joined the hooligan gang?"

Hu Feihua was puzzled: "Then you-"

Xiao Yang said: "The one I joined is called a thief company. ”

Everyone laughed.

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Thief company?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "The full name is Thief Finance Co., Ltd." ”

The crowd laughed.

Can you tease some more?

Zhu Qingyun's face was a little pale, he couldn't imagine that it was actually a cross talk joke written by a layman.

Xu Anbang and the others were also silent.

Stage.

Hu Feihua asked, "How many people are in your company?"

Xiao Yang said: "More than 100 people. ”

Hu Feihua was taken aback: "More than a hundred thieves?"

Xiao Yang said: "It's not all thieves, it's just the two of us who really insist on working on the front line." ”

Everyone laughed in unison, and even the disciples of the Qingyun Society couldn't help but be happy, and then hurriedly covered their mouths.

Zhu Qingyun glanced at them coldly.

Stage

Hu Feihua asked, "What about the others?"

Xiao Yang said: "They are all leading cadres. ”

Everyone almost died of laughter, co-authored by you as an employee?

Hu Feihua was taken aback: "You thief company still has leading cadres?"

Xiao Yang said: "What you said! The train runs fast because of the headband. The cadres take the lead, the thief has energy, the thief has no leader, he must not steal well, either he steals less, or he can't run!"

"Good!"

The crowd applauded.

Who said Xiao Yang can't say cross talk?

Hu Feihua asked, "Then what cadres do you have?"

Xiao Yang said: "There are many cadres, one general manager, forty-eight deputy managers. ”

The crowd laughed.

Hu Feihua said: "My God, forty-eight people?"

Xiao Yang said: "Everyone is in charge." ”

Hu Feihua asked curiously, "What do you care?"

Xiao Yang said: "There are those who are in charge of administration, business, organization, propaganda, logistics, and family planning......

Everyone laughed and slapped their thighs.

Hu Feihua asked: "No, wait a while, your thief company still plans to give birth?"

The crowd burst into tears of laughter.

Xiao Yang said: "Hey, what you said, the whole country is a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception." Or if everyone has family planning, we thieves will give birth to random thieves, thieves will give birth to thieves, thieves will give birth to young thieves, thieves will give birth to more and more, and there will be fewer and fewer good people, who will we steal?"

"Good!"

The crowd laughed and applauded again.

This is called cross talk!

Compared to this, what I heard before was not called cross talk at all.

Hu Feihua was happy: "You are also for ecological balance. ”

Xiao Yang nodded: "Of course, this is all a higher level." Specific to the departments at the next level, the division of labor is more detailed. ”

Hu Feihua then asked, "What are the subjects?"

Xiao Yang said: "You can take this security department as an example." ”

Hu Feihua hurriedly said: "No, you wait a while, what are you thief company doing to protect the department?"

The crowd was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "It's too necessary, more than 100 thieves gather together, if there is no security department, what is the company with, and it will be gone in a blink of an eye?

"Hahaha, good!"

The crowd applauded again.

Zhu Qingyun's face was almost green, and every time everyone applauded, they were slapping him in the face.

Xu Anbang and the others' faces were also ugly, they used to say that Xiao Yang couldn't say cross talk, but now they have been slapped in the face, can people say cross talk?

Stage.

Hu Feihua sighed: "It's hard to prevent thieves." ”

Xiao Yang said: "Of course, these are all permanent institutions, and there is a central task to catch up, and many temporary institutions have to be added." ”

Hu Feihua was very curious: "What institutions are there?"