Xiao Yang counted with his fingers: "That's too much, when it comes to the Spring Festival, you have to set up a spring thief office." ”

Hu Feihua was surprised and asked, "What?

Xiao Yang said: "During the Spring Festival, the office was raided and burglarized, referred to as the Spring Theft Office. ”

Everyone laughed, and the tears were almost gone.

Hu Feihua asked: "What if it's Women's Day?"

Xiao Yang said: "Set up a female thief office. ”

"May Fourth Youth Day?"

"Green Thief Office!"

"Children's Day?"

"Steal!"

Hu Feihua gave a thumbs up, "No festival will be delayed." ”

Everyone laughed so hard that their thighs were almost blue.

Xiao Yang said: "You said that it is a New Year's holiday, and we will set up a yuan to steal it at today's New Year's Day party!"

Hu Feihua was taken aback: "Stealing here?"

Xiao Yang Zhengse said: "Our director is here in person!"

Hu Feihua looked down the stage and asked, "Who is your director?"

Xiao Yang whispered, "Don't say it." ”

Hu Feihua also whispered: "Just sue me alone." ”

The expressions of the two of them were so obscene and obscene that they made everyone laugh again.

Xiao Yang said, "Our director is-"

Hu Feihua was curious: "Who?"

Xiao Yang looked at Zhu Qingyun in the audience: "Old Zhu." ”

Hu Feihua said: "Comrades, comrades, be careful, you may start at some point." ”

The crowd laughed.

Zhu Qingyun's face is even uglier than pork liver.

Xiao Yang said: "Actually, they are all fictitious institutions. This person was superficial, and after several years of streamlining, he said that he would streamline, the first time he was reduced to about 60 people, the second time he was reduced to more than 80 people, and the third time he was down, there were 120 people. ”

Hu Feihua was surprised: "The more streamlined the more people." ”

Xiao Yang said: "There's no way, it's all about pulling the relationship through the back door." Sent by superiors. You have to be a cadre when you come. In fact, we are a very business-oriented unit. It's not that individuals come to work with us as cadres. Layman leads insider, blind command. There is no one who doesn't have an accident, you say this person can do it, people say no, say this person can't do it, people say okay, you can't be angry. We have a couplet circulating there, which is too telling. ”

Hu Feihua asked, "What couplet?"

Xiao Yang said: "Shanglian is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, and if you can't do it!"

Hu Feihua asked: "Downlink." ”

Xiao Yang said: "If you can't say it, you can't do it, and you can't do it!"

Hu Feihua smiled: "Horizontal batch?"

Xiao Yang sighed: "If you don't accept it, you can't do it." ”

But the crowd did not laugh, but fell into deep thought.

Hu Feihua said, "This is still a generation of literate thieves." ”

Xiao Yang said: "The most important thing is to set up a team, and issue a target of several thousand yuan. ”

Hu Feihua was happy: "Then steal it." ”

Xiao Yang was helpless: "It's not easy to talk about, you haven't stolen recently, but I can't help it." ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

Hu Feihua was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Don't listen to his nonsense." ”

Xiao Yang said: "We have few people to steal large items, and it is not worth stealing small items." I didn't dare to take it after stealing the passbook, and I wanted to steal cash for fear of hitting plainclothes. Sometimes I work so hard that I can't steal tens of thousands of dollars in a day. ”

Hu Feihua said: "It's really hard. ”

Xiao Yang said: "The key is that you can't catch up with the slow flower." ”

Hu Feihua was taken aback: "As for it?"

Xiao Yang began to count his fingers again: "I'll do the math for you." ”

Hu Feihua said: "Okay, you do the math." ”

Xiao Yang said: "There are more than 100 thieves in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping, sitting, lying and walking, this costs money, right?"

Hu Feihua said: "It costs money. ”

Xiao Yang continued: "Endless going to tourist spots to study and hold meetings, this costs money, right?"

The crowd was dying of laughter.

You're still traveling?

Hu Feihua was also dumbfounded.

Xiao Yang said: "That's not all, our leading cadres still have to go abroad for inspection! You say that you are a thief company, what are you going to go abroad for inspection?

Hu Feihua said: "If you want to say that this is also to break out of Asia and steal to the world, isn't it?" ”

The audience in the audience and in front of the TV is really dying of laughter, the burden of this cross talk is one after another, and it is difficult not to laugh.

Xiao Yang said: "The most intolerable thing is to see other companies advertising on TV, and our company will also advertise!"

Hu Feihua was taken aback: "Your thief company also wants to advertise?"

Xiao Yang nodded: "Even the advertising words have been written." ”

Hu Feihua asked, "What words?"

Xiao Yang said: "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the thief company, it can make you rich overnight." Our contact person—"

Seeing that Xiao Yang didn't continue, Hu Feihua hurriedly asked, "Who is the contact person?"

The crowd was also curious.

Xiao Yang said: "It is not suitable to spread it. ”

"Phone number?"

"Confidentiality for the time being. ”

"Fax WeChat?"

"No comment!"

"Work address?"

"Take a shot and change places. ”

Xiao Yang said seriously.

"Hahaha......"

The crowd laughed and applauded.

Hu Feihua was distressed: "Then which one are you looking for?"

Xiao Yang suddenly said: "You can't find it, the police have blocked us several times." ”

Hu Feihua was stunned: "Really?"

Xiao Yang's attributes: "As soon as I saw this frame, I quickly wrote a report: In view of the fact that the wind is too tight, it is recommended that all the personnel of the company be transferred immediately!

Hu Feihua asked, "Did you hand it over?"

"It's over to the deputy team leader. ”

"Oh, the deputy leader is in charge of this. ”

The deputy team leader took a look at it and drew a circle first. ”

"Draw circles?"

Hu Feihua was a little confused.

Xiao Yang raised his hand and made a gesture of holding a pen to draw a circle in the void, and said: "This is called circle reading, which means basically agreeing." ”

Hu Feihua asked: "Is this a decision?"

Xiao Yang shook his head, "Please let the team leader decide." ”

"It's up to the team leader. ”

The team leader took it and looked at it and drew a circle first. ”

"Draw another circle?"

"Please let the deputy section chief decide!"

"Yo-he!"

"The deputy section chief drew a circle first, and asked the section chief to decide, and the section chief drew a circle first, and asked the deputy director to decide, and the deputy director took it and drew a circle. Xiao Yang said.

"That's five circles. Hu Feihua couldn't help but be happy.

The deputy director said, please let the director decide...... If you want to talk about work efficiency, our director is the best. Xiao Yang said.

"Really?" Hu Feihua looked incredulous.

He took it and looked at it, and when he saw five circles, he immediately picked up his pen and approved a few words. Xiao Yang said.

"How?"

"Agreed! Go to the Olympics and steal!"

"Is that the Olympics?"

Hu Feihua laughed.

The people below all burst into laughter.

The meaning of five laps turned out to be the Olympic Games, and this director has a high level of understanding.

Wait, isn't the director "Zhu Qingyun"?

Everyone couldn't help but look at Zhu Qingyun, Zhu Qingyun was already so angry that he stood up, if his eyes could kill, Xiao Yang and they had already died hundreds of times.

Xiao Yang continued: "Before this was finished, the police suddenly rushed in and blocked us in the house. ”

Hu Feihua sighed: "Retribution is not happy." ”

Xiao Yang said: "When I put on the cold handcuffs, I thought it was over, it was all over. I despaired, the more desperate I was, the more remorseful I became, and the more remorseful I became, the more annoyed I became. I am angry from my heart, and evil is born from my guts. Report it to the comrades of the People's Police immediately -- Bureaucracy kills people!

Xiao Yang and Hu Feihua bowed.

The cross talk ends.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The audience applauded thunderously.

The people of Qingyun Club are embarrassed, they can't go, they don't go, they don't go, and now it's a big shame to lose face.

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