Chapter 5: Onboarding

"Did you accept Xi Fu's Yuelao system out of your own free will?" the fat man asked as he stared at the paper.

"No, I was cheated, Xi's big mouth is too yin, he lied to me and said that he wanted to take me as an apprentice, but I didn't expect ......"

"Well, it's voluntary. Wang Yao was talking excitedly there, but unexpectedly, the fat man was like a deaf man, and after saying a word to himself, he put the paper back into the brown paper bag.

"Now I need you to fill out a few forms...... The fat man took out a stack of papers that looked like they were as thick as a book from the brown paper bag, and handed them to Wang Yao, who was stammering and didn't know what kind of painting style these two people were.

"In ...... Right here?" Wang Yao picked up a thick stack of forms, everyone was stupid, he had to fill in so much, and he couldn't finish it until tomorrow?

"Uh...... Right here, there's nothing complicated. The fat man nodded.

Wang Yao picked up the form and looked at it, and found that what needed to be filled in were the few questions that the fat man had just asked, he looked down, almost every table was the same, I damn it, even if there are fewer questions, so many, when will it be filled?

The thin and tall man handed over a pen, Wang Yao took it in his hand, held a stack of forms and began to fill them out one by one, don't you say it, this one is very easy to use, and you don't need to write, I thought to myself, Wang Yao only needs to hang the pen in the place where the form is to be filled, and the content will go up by itself.

Looking at the handwriting, it is exactly the same as his crab crawling body. Wang Yao raised his pen and looked left and right, but he didn't see any difference from the ordinary pen.

"Is there a problem with the pen?" asked the tall and thin man coldly.

"Uh...... No...... No!" Wang Yao was startled, quickly lowered his head and filled it up, and the fat man followed on the side, filled one by one, took it over, and stuffed it into a brown paper bag.

Wang Yao filled out more than a dozen identical forms in one go, and was about to continue filling them out, but the fat man suddenly spoke.

"Okay, it's almost enough to fill in so much, and no one looks at the rest. As he spoke, he took back the stack of forms from Wang Yao's hand. Wang Yao was at a loss anyway, and whatever they said was what they said.

The tall and thin man immediately took out a small card from the paper bag he was carrying and handed it to Wang Yao.

"This is your salary card, after binding, you will be a regular employee of the Marriage Management Unit of the Marriage Management Section of our Heavenly Court Office in the Human Realm. ”

"This ...... Marriage Management Section, Marriage Management Unit, I still have a specific unit this month, Isn't there still a group of old people?" Wang Yao couldn't help but be a little surprised when he heard the thin and tall man's words.

"Heavenly Court can't make ends meet, it's been laying off employees, where will there be a bunch of old people, the entire Marriage Management Section, the Marriage Management Unit, at present, you are alone, directly under the leadership of Lu Xian, the director of the Heavenly Court's Human Realm Office, if you perform well, you can be promoted to the head of the unit, and the section chief ......"

The fat man said word by word.

"This setting is to tell you that your upward channel is open, as long as you perform well, work well, and pass us in every minute. The tall and skinny man added on the side.

"Uh...... You're all ...... Stock-level cadres?" Wang Yao heard what he said simply, and guessed that both of them were share-level, after all, even if he was below the share-level, he surpassed them in minutes, wouldn't that be more than the share-level?

"Well, I'm a deputy shareholder, enjoying the treatment of a regular shareholder, he just mentioned the deputy shareholder, you have to do a good job. There was finally a hint of pride in the fat man's mechanized voice.

Wang Yao muttered in his heart, and picked up the salary card again and looked at it, it was similar to the bank card of his original world, with a temple-like thing painted on it.

"This is the Heavenly Court Bank Chaoxian Card, which is specially used for the following foundations, and when you are promoted to the next level, there will be a new card for you, and more functions will be opened accordingly. You hurry up and bind, and you will receive your first salary on the 1st of next month. The tall and thin man introduced to Wang Yao.

"Our salary is still very timely. The fat man said.

"This, I learned from the system, my current salary seems to be 5,000 Heavenly Court coins per month?" Wang Yao is still more concerned about the salary, since he has fallen into the pit, being able to support himself is the only benefit.

Feed yourself first, and then say, you can't reach the top of life when you're hungry.

"Yes, but after deducting 20% of the five insurances and one housing fund, it is 4,000 in your hand. The fat man nodded.

"How much is this 4,000 yuan converted into Huadu coin?" After Wang Yao crossed over, he used his dead ghost father's deposit, so he knew that Huadu coin was similar to the soft sister coin he used before he crossed over, 4,000 a month was not much, but it was still okay to barely have enough food and clothing.

However, what Tianting issued is Tianting coins, such a tall existence, and Huadu coins have to be exchanged for one to ten, right? That's 40,000 a month, not bad, yes, it can be regarded as crossing over and running into a well-off. Wang Yao thought beautifully in his heart, he just wanted to confirm it again.

"Uh...... Recently, the value of the Heavenly Court Coin has not been very stable, about one to ten. The tall, thin man's voice was slightly dim and less cold.

Sure enough, Wang Yao finally breathed a sigh of relief, and throughout the night, he was a little happier about this matter, not bad, 40,000 a month, 480,000 a year, not as good as those who take 100 million as a small goal, than the so-called white-collar workers, that is enough.

After all, he died at home before the crossing, and he may not be able to earn 3,000 a month.

"How to bind?" Wang Yao asked hurriedly.

"It's the same as your magic weapon. The fat man nodded.

Wang Yao already had experience in this kind of thing, and his mind was focused on the bank card at the moment, but there was no movement for a long time, the card was still a card, and it was not like a red line at all, and he slipped into his dantian with a sigh, and he couldn't help but raise his head and look at the two of them suspiciously.

"Peel off the seal. The tall and thin man seemed to be waiting for him to ask.

"Forehead ......" Wang Yao tore off the seal on the card, and Chaoxian Ka suddenly entered his dantian like a red line, where it swayed slightly, so that people were happy.

"Uh...... I have to warn you, don't hold a grudge against us brothers. The fat man suddenly spoke, Wang Yao blinked, why does this fat man's painting style seem to have changed? It is no longer that robot-like accent, but has become human.

"One to ten refers to 1 yuan of Huadu currency for 10 yuan of Tianting coin, Chaoxian card comes with an exchange function, don't be surprised then. The tall and thin man also smiled and looked at Wang Yaosi and said.

"It's not...... Is it 1 to 10 upside down?I'll go, 400 a month, how can I live?"Wang Yao is stupid, why is the pit still endless tonight?

"Uh...... Although the salary is a little lower, but the welfare of Heavenly Court still has nothing to say, there is a headache and brain fever, all of them are famous doctors with immortal names to see you for you, and they guarantee that you will not die. The fat man saw that Wang Yao's expression was wrong, and hurriedly comforted him on the side.

"Yes, yes, the pension is also high, starting at 100,000 Tianting coins a month, it's enough!" The thin and tall man also said hurriedly, but the fat man stabbed him with his elbow, Wang Yao guessed that there must be something greasy in it, and his eyes widened.

"What is the retirement age of Heavenly Court?" he asked through gritted teeth.

"A thousand...... Forehead...... You know, retiring at this age means that you can live at least a thousand years, are you excited?"

"Labor and management are only in the early stage of 100 points of spiritual power cultivation, can they live for a thousand years? Do you think that labor and management have not read the online article?

What is it, it will take 1,000 years to retire? Why do you deduct 20% of your pension every month, how many years do you have to live to get the money back? Heaven is really black, and you can't see the black of your fingers.

Wang Yao only felt that it was dark in front of him, and then little by little little stars exploded in the darkness, his steps were staggering, his throat was salty, no wonder, no wonder, no wonder Xi Dazui tried his best to take over his shift, this is a dead end!

"Don't get excited, don't get excited, you're only entering the system now, it's normal for your salary to be low, so you have to progress, you have to be promoted, and your salary will be high when you become an official!" the fat man hurriedly said to Wang Yao, a pair of little fat hands patted Wang Yao's chest again and again, smoothing him down.

"Yes, yes, it's 10,000 when you become a unit chief, and 20,000 when you become a section chief, it's doubled, and it rises quickly, hey, why are you stabbing me again?"

Being a section chief is only 20,000 a month, and after deducting two achievements, there is 16,000 yuan left, and I am only 1,600 yuan when I become a section chief, which is even more worrying than being at home by labor and capital! Wang Yao swallowed a mouthful of blood, staggered to his footing, and tried his best to sort out the information in his head.

"You ...... Does your Heavenly Court have a labor law, is there a minimum subsistence guarantee line?" asked Wang Yao weakly.

"That...... That's only in the mortal world, our Heavenly Court doesn't talk about any law, and there is no line, Da Shao, don't worry, dissipate your anger, Heavenly Court doesn't rely on wages to make money, let's mainly rely on ourselves to find a way, quickly take out the things, and let Da Shao dissipate his anger!"

While rubbing Wang Yao's chest and abdomen, the fat man shouted at the thin and tall man, who listened to the fat man's roar, and hurriedly took out two bottles of wine and a cigarette from the paper bag and sent them to Wang Yao.

"Da Shao, our brothers are staying in Qingshui Yamen, there are not many ways, this is the two of us to honor your old man, you dissipate your anger, you know, we are really looking forward to the stars and the moon, you must not be angry...... the fat man said anxiously.

It's not that Wang Yao was hit too hard and was in a trance, he had already noticed that something was wrong with these two, and his attitude had changed too much, this ...... Ever since he bound the Chaoxian card, he immediately became like a grandson, and he still had to give himself things?

Wang Yao glanced at the two bottles of wine and one cigarette handed to him, the wine was "Heavenly Court Jade Liquid, Ten Thousand Years of Aging", and the name of the cigarette was "Jade Emperor Palace", looking at the packaging, it looked like it was very high-end. Two bottles of wine and one cigarette, it seems that this is the standard for passing through the gifts of former stock-level cadres.

"Da Shao, listen to me, what about our heavenly court, the salary is not much, and there is a lot of work, but there is a way to make money. ”

"For example, we generally ascend to the lower realm, how to arrange the work, it is in our hands, Lu Xian doesn't care, the gift-giving, we naturally try to arrange it to the good department, the ignorant ones are, of course, the Qingshui Yamen is waiting for ......" The fat man said to Wang Yao.

"But ...... me?" Wang Yao wondered in his heart, he had just participated in this unlucky Heavenly Court work, why did these two people pat themselves on the back?

"You are different, you are the heir specially selected by Xi Fu, which is equivalent to determining the department and position before participating in the work, our brothers don't say that they can't do it, and we will ask you to take care of it in the future. The fat man approached Wang Yao with a smile and whispered.

"What ...... I have to take care of the two of you?" After listening to the fat man's explanation, Wang Yao was even more confused.

"Alas, my brother's name is Luan Chu, and he can't even marry a wife until now, for example, the vision of the fairies in today's court is getting higher and higher, earning 10000000000 a year, so I am willing to raise my eyes and take a look, and it is best to have a passport from the foreign world, my brother is honest, and he has been a bachelor for 300 years......"

"Three hundred and seventeen years and four months......" the tall and thin man added with a crying voice.

"Three hundred years?" Wang Yao was stupid, and first thought that this kid was lying, but then he came back to his senses, no, this kid can cultivate, and he is already a stock-level cadre, so he should be able to cultivate.

"What level of immortal cultivation are you?" Wang Yao immediately asked.

"I'm ashamed, it's been more than 300 years, and now it's only in the middle of the foundation, and I'm actively making breakthroughs, otherwise, ...... Otherwise...... I can't get my pension......" Luan Chu, the tall and thin man, cried bitterly like a child.

"My brother is approaching, it's one thing to get a pension or not, but he hasn't even touched a woman's hand for three hundred years, you say miserable or not, if you can do a good job and get a marriage for him, it is a good thing to do good and accumulate blessings!" said the fat man excitedly.

I haven't touched a woman's hand for more than 300 years, and I've been playing for more than 20 years, and I have to look for small movies everywhere, and I have to use the hand girl......

Wang Yao listened to what the fat man said miserably, and couldn't help but feel deep pity for Luan Chu, but he still inadvertently pushed Luan Chu's hand away, signaling him to put two bottles of wine and a cigarette on the ground.

"Luan Chu wants to find a wife, don't you ......" Wang Yao looked at the fat man, this fat man just said about Luan Chu, but he looked like he was also very stammered with himself, but he didn't look like he didn't have a wife, this ...... What is the reason?

"I don't want to give me a lot of marriage, in Xia Hu Fei, and his wife childhood sweetheart, it is a relationship formed in the human world, we have always been good, just hope, just hope...... You can take care of the ......" The fat man spoke, and his expression seemed to be shy.

What did you say? Isn't it a good thing for husband and wife to have a harmonious relationship? What can I take care of? Wang Yao looked at the fat man's appearance and became more and more puzzled.

"Your predecessor Xi Fu likes to be tricky the most, seeing that people don't give gifts according to the node, or suspecting that the gifts are light, he likes to give people a harmonious family and find ...... Looking for an affair...... Oh, why are you stabbing me again? It's a fact!"