The thin and tall man probably stabbed the fat man Hu Fei in a hurry, and shouted at the fat man with a white face.

"You can still do this!" Luan Chu's words woke up the person in his dream, Wang Yao's eyes widened, as if he had been empowered, but he quickly calmed down.

"Don't worry, our node ceremony will never be less, but you also know that it is not easy to soar in the human world now, and buddies are shy now......" The fat man coaxed Wang Yao, and secretly scolded Luan Chu in his stomach for being too stupid, what should be said and what should not be said, all of them were said in one go.

Now that Wang Yao has only entered the Heavenly Court, as the two of them, as long as they have a good relationship with this new Yue Lao, where can we teach him to be bad? This is especially bad for teaching the child, isn't it still us who are unlucky? No wonder we can't find a wife for three hundred years, we deserve it!

"My level is too low now, and the two of them should be in the immortal class, but the interface of my immortal world has been blocked, I just want to help the two, and I am also powerless." Wang Yao took out the tattered ipad and showed it to the two of them.

"Yes, a while ago, I did hear that Heavenly Court had launched a plan to finish the matter, so I asked Xi Fu to talk to him, and closed the interface of the fairy world. But it doesn't matter, if you want to connect the immortals, you have to work hard to upgrade, anyway, Luan Chu has been waiting for three hundred years, and it is not bad to wait for the past few years. ”

"And I estimate that the reopening of the fairy interface to Yue Lao, I'm afraid it's impossible not to wait for the completion of the finished plan, it is estimated that it will take several years, anyway, we can afford to wait, don't worry, just work hard to earn merit and level up." Hu Fei said.

Xi Fu seemed to have a big quarrel with Tai Bai Xing because of this, and Taishang Laojun didn't persuade him to go, and after that, Xi Fu's mind was unstable, and he made a resignation report early, if it wasn't for Lu Xian's insistence that he find a successor himself, he would have stopped doing it a few years earlier. ”

Luan Chu said another gossip about Xi Fu on the side, and Wang Yao nodded.

This big mouth pit has been dug a long time ago, waiting for him to jump in, it's not that labor and management are too stupid, it's really this old thief who is so treacherous and cunning, he can't prevent it, he has avoided this pit, there must be a bigger pit waiting for him behind.

"But Da Shao took over as Yue Lao, our brothers are still very excited, Xi Fu has been working in the position of Yue Lao for too long, just like our Lu Xian said, lack of enthusiasm in work, like to take a shelf, put old qualifications, only when he meets Da Shao, Luan Chu can still speak......

"If it's still that Xi Fu, Luan Chu will wait for another 300 years, and there will be no hope at all. ”

"What's the matter? Your immortal world also attaches great importance to the matter of marriage?" Wang Yao asked in surprise, in his heart, immortals, don't eat grains, suck wind and drink dew, they shouldn't have cared about any weddings and funerals a long time ago, but listening to Hu Fei's meaning, it seems that immortals still care about this.

"That'...... Of course, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest! Look at the group of bald donkeys in the Western Elysium, how many people are left now? If you don't produce yourself, you can run a few at a time, and a few at a time. Now that it is the era of the end of the law, there are fewer and fewer people who have attained the Dao......" Hu Fei nodded again and again.

"I heard that the Buddha sat down, and now the little guy who pours tea can't even get together the people who pour four shifts and three times. ”

Luan Chu said on the side again.

"Don't talk nonsense about things that you haven't seen with your own eyes......" Hu Fei wanted to stab Luan Chu again, but he quickly avoided it.

"I didn't talk nonsense, I know a disciple of Bodhi Ancestor, named Fang Youlun, he said that he listened to his master, saying that once Bodhi Ancestor, Hongjun Daozu, and Yuan Shi Tianzun went to the Buddha to play poker, but there was no little monk to take over in the middle of the night. ”

The four of them chatted for most of the night, and they didn't drink a sip of tea. ”

Luan Chu said eloquently.

"This kind of hearsay thing, can you not take it out in the future!" Hu Fei looked at Luan Chu with regret on his face. "Bodhi Ancestor, how can they play poker? they must be studying the major issue of the future development of the Six Realms, and you are causing you ...... with this mouth."

"Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, you just forgot what Lu Xian said in the report?"

"The four of them are all in Laoxian University, they often play poker, and they also have an egg breaking contest during the Chinese New Year, why can't they say it? It's not a rumor at all?" Luan Chu was still there with a hard mouth.

"Even if it's true, doesn't the shadow affect the image of the leader? Why are you still talking nonsense?" Hu Fei's fat face turned red.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not going to spread it around, that ...... Are there many singles in the fairy world?"

Wang Yao saw that the two were about to quarrel while talking, so he hurriedly played a round and opened the conversation.

"Da Shao, you don't know, this kid is bad in a mouth, I flew to the fairy world back then, and the work was arranged in his hands, think about it, after so many years, what is the mix? I can't even find my daughter-in-law, just because there is no door on my mouth. Hu Feiwu chattered to himself.

"That's because labor and management are upright, and they are not used to seeing the wind and steering!" Luan Chu glanced at Hu Fei and turned his head to look at Wang Yao. "There are many singles in the fairy world, think about it, that woman has a fairy word in front of it, how valuable it should be, she is so old, and she is also an old fairy......"

"You pull it down, right? Which fairy do you see getting old? As long as you work a little harder, the level goes up, it works better than any skin care product, and the younger you are, the more you live, the younger you are, the three no fairies like us who have no power, no money and no power are the most difficult in the heavenly court,......" Hu Fei interjected.

"You must know that most of the reasons for mortal women in the human world to get married are that they are worried about being too old and becoming old girls......"

"The surname is Hu, what you said is not fair, your family Ruolan was less than 16 years old when she married you, right?" Luan Chu came to beat Hu Fei's stubble again.

"That's, our family Ruolan and I are true love, can ordinary people compare?" When Hu Fei heard this, his fat face suddenly turned into a flower.

Wang Yao heard it now, and basically understood what the situation was in the fairy world, in a word, the phenomenon of singleness is serious, the fairy vision is too high, and the fairy man is in a hurry, it seems that in the future, in the fairy world, I am afraid that there will be a lot of work in the red line, and I have to prepare some of Lin Yazhi's pure yin qi.

As he spoke, Wang Yao was about to put away his ipad and say goodbye to the two, it was early in the morning, he still had to sleep first, and then he had to find a way to find an affair for Zhen Huai and Huang Li or something, or he was not very happy in his heart.

"This ...... This...... Da Shao, your office equipment should also be replaced...... but unexpectedly, the fat man Hu Fei looked at Wang Yao's ipad and exclaimed with a shocked face.

"Yes, yes, can you still be in the group? It seems that Xi Fu has been in the group for a long time, and the daily and weekly newspapers are not reported, so you only participate in the work, but be careful, you can't learn from Xi Fu's old fritters. The tall and thin Luan Chu on the side also reminded nervously.

"Group, what group?" Wang Yao asked him inexplicably, raised his hand, flipped over and over at his iPad, and didn't understand what other use this thing had besides watching small movies.

"Uh...... That's ......" Hu Fei stretched out a chubby finger and pressed a button under the iPad, and suddenly, the picture of the Six Realms receded, and three windows appeared on the iPad screen, one was the Six Realms that had just receded, and the other was the icon of a ladder.

The icon shows a small figure climbing a ladder without stopping.

"Ascending to the sky, the group ...... of our office specially built by Lu Xian," Hu Fei explained.

"Work group, don't post content that has nothing to do with work, Lu Xiancha is tight, he is invisible in the group if he is fine, last month a few people in the traffic department who like water groups were punished miserably. Luan Chu said with palpitations on the side.

Isn't this the × letter?

Wang Yao pressed on the icon of the villain climbing the ladder, and swiped an interface to open, exactly the same as × Xin, and I don't know who copied whom, Heavenly Court doesn't teach the law, and I'm afraid there is no hope for a rights protection lawsuit.

Feng Bo and Yushi communiqué personal vendettas, quarreled with Li Jing, and the special ones will flood Chentangguan, the whole human world is dry in the south and flooded in the north, and there are only two people in the labor and agriculture department, and they have to deduct merit, so they are not so angry. ”

"Zhou Gu of the Agricultural Section: Chen Tangguan is fine! King Tota sent Nezha down, and he ran to Qishan here, the three of them are fighting here, Xiaoxian Mana Weibo, I really can't bear it, Wei Ke come to help! Come and help! There is a big flood on the mountain, that is a mudslide!"

"Organization cadre Kokoko: Shouldn't the matter of the gods fighting be managed by the cultural and educational departments? What about Wang Gu and Zhu Gu?"

"Yang Share, Traffic Section: Wang Share, Zhu Share, have been quarreling since last week, and the quarrel has not stopped until now, I am watching here, for fear that the two of them will break the highway if they are not careful. ”

"Zhu Gu of the Department of Culture and Education: It's insulting to Sven, I'm angry, everyone will give a comment, you Wang Gu said that Yue Dapeng and Wen Lingding can't be regarded as heroes, and the old man thinks that the human world is now a family, so he will endure it. ”

"Now you actually say that Wang Xiaoniao is a hero, this kid is in trouble, treason and glory, what kind of hero is it?"

"Wang Gu of Culture, Education, and Science: You unenlightened elm head, are historical facts so important? History serves reality, and Wang Xiaoniao's hometown cannot find anyone else except such a person, and it wants to develop a celebrity economic .......

"We're just helping out, and we don't want you and me to pay half a penny, it's just a saying, and it can increase merit, what are you fighting with me with your brains? Wang Xiaoniao is hundreds of years behind you, and he hasn't dug your ancestral grave or cut off your cultural context, as for you?"

As soon as this one was brushed out, I heard a "poof" sound, and a touch of bright red splashed on the iPad screen, dripping, like a pool of blood.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's a blood-vomiting emoji, an emoji! Zhu Quan likes to use it the most. Hu Fei saw that Wang Yao's expression was not right, and hurriedly explained.

It's such a real emoji, if it weren't for Hu Fei's timely explanation, Wang Yao would really think that someone spit out a mouthful of blood on his iPad.

"Organization cadre Kokoko: Shouldn't this kind of understanding be too platinum star? What are the two arguing about? Just go to Tai Platinum Star and ask about it?"

"Yang Stock, Transportation Section: I looked for Tai Bai Xing last week, and it was because Tai Bai Xing said that he couldn't figure it out, and the two of them quarreled until now...... Hey, hey, hey, everyone's Svens, gentlemen don't move their mouths!"

"There is a highway under the mountain here, and it has rained heavily recently, and we have to deduct our merit from the landslide. ”

"Zhao Ke of the Business Section: The whole world celebrates, the Commercial Section has successfully entered a chat group again, and the business of bringing goods is thriving, and the merit value is rolling in!"

"Chen Ke of the Industrial Section: It is strongly recommended to change jobs with Zhao Ke, so that Zhao Ke can also recharge and keep up with the pace of the new era. ”

"Zhao Ke of the Business Department: Chen Ke learns every day, and the merit is earned by credits, so easy, I am willing to change, and I am afraid that you are unwilling." ”

"Chen Ke of the Industrial Section: Why do you come to study for a hundred years? Zhang Gu of our department is a champion in the human world, and he is still happy there after learning the DOS language last time, and he feels that after learning the computer, he can officially take up his post. ”

In order to keep up with the situation, our champions learned foreign languages, physics, chemistry, and computers...... I've been studying for 200 years! This human world is developing too fast, and we can't keep up! The human world is learning one line and doing one thing. ”

"We prefer one person who can do everything in every line, isn't this particularly embarrassing?"

"Organization cadre Kokoko: Don't forget that you are an immortal! And didn't Lu Xian tell you not to be in a hurry to work, but to concentrate on your studies first? The times are developing, and immortals must also keep pace with the times, do you understand? You have to use your infinite life to your limited learning!"

"Chen Ke of the Industrial Section: Ke Ke, there is an exam to be taken! There is a small test in three days, and a big test in five days. There is also a mid-term final exam, if you don't take the exam, you will deduct merit points, there is no winter and summer vacation, every day, every year, I am afraid that there is no department in our office, and it is worse than us!"

"Wang Gu of Industrial Science and Technology: Chen Ke, you are in Shuiqun again, yesterday's electrical science test, you failed the course! Hurry back and tutor!"

"Poof" is another blood-vomiting emoji, this time Wang Yao has experience and looks down quietly......

"Medical and Health Department Sun Ke: Oh no! Hua Gu asked the patient to poke again, from the Security Department, hurry up and take a look!"

"Zhang Ke of the Security Section: Hua Stocks have been stabbed eight times this month......, right? Although it is not right for patients to stab doctors, but Hua Gu is always stabbed, and he should also find his own reason, right? Every time, the security department wipes his ass, which is very troublesome!"

"Sun Ke of the Medical and Health Department: Who said no, I have long told Hua Gu that when he asks him to sit for others, he must have a good attitude, and he can save money for the patient, as much as possible, but he just doesn't listen. ”

"Medical and Health Science and Technology Hua Stock: You said it lightly, let you grind your tongue with hundreds of mortal patients a day, just your temper, you will die faster than me!"

"Medical and Health Department Sun Ke: That's why I chose Huadu traditional medicine to sit for consultation, there are few patients, isn't it that you said that foreign medicine is popular now and wants to study? Moreover, I think the key is that you spend patients' money indiscriminately. ”

"Last time, I found out that a person with hemorrhoids was stunned and asked someone to do a brain CT. If it were me, I would have to stab you. ”

The hospital has equipment, and the patient can check if he has any brain problems, how good is it? Is money important or life important? The last time Xiao Cao saw me, he still regretted not listening to me, there was no brain CT at that time, so he could only open his craniotomy directly, and it is no wonder that Xiao Cao was weak-hearted. ”