In this way, Mr. Fat's embarrassment, helplessness and unwillingness can be imagined.

You know, how bad it would be for someone like him to have a prefix like "harasser" or "stinky rascal" in front of his name.

It is conceivable that the reputation will be lost, the public image will deteriorate, and it is not impossible to be disliked by the social circle, or even forced to leave politics. No public figure wants to get in trouble being accused of being a hooligan by the Earth Maiden, because the crime of "hooliganism" is such a special crime. It is so vague and powerful that whether you are a hooligan or not, once you are convicted, you are a hooligan, and it is difficult for you to defend yourself, whether or not the law ultimately convicts you.

According to this, Mr. Fat thinks that the matter must be limited to the present, right now, in the place of "March Rabbit's Nest", or once he goes to the police station, he has reason to believe that tomorrow morning there will be headlines everywhere about his sexual harassment of girls on Earth.

"Why should I provoke the Earth Girls, knowing that they are so difficult!" Mr. Fat thought to himself, "How have I become so breathless?

"That's right, this Earth girl's brain waves fluctuate very unusually, and I can sense that her future will be extraordinary. Maybe with my guidance, she might even become a god. But, now, she's just an ordinary Earth girl. No one in the universe can find anything unusual about her except me. I shouldn't be so anxious!Oh, it must be Frannie's business that worries me too much. I made such a childish mistake!"

"Is it too late to tell the truth?"

"No, absolutely not! If I reveal even a little bit now, the whole universe will come to snatch this girl from me tomorrow, regardless of whether her brain waves really have the potential to reach the god level. Damn, why am I Crassus!" For the first time, Mr. Fat was annoyed by his immense prestige in the world's psychic superpower research community.

Maybe I should convince the security guards that I didn't do anything, and then I can talk to these two Earth girls alone.

Mr. Fat believes that as long as he can get rid of these gun-wielding security guards and talk to the two girls alone, he will be able to solve this problem lightly and gain the precious trust of this lovely goddess.

In practice, however, Mr. Fat found that he could do nothing but repeat the phrase "I didn't do anything to these two girls" like a neuropath.

Of course, it's useless to talk in the vernacular, and the fourth security guard stumbled: "It's a quibble, and it's ...... When I arrived at the police station, I naturally knew if you had done anything bad or not......"

Oh, it's a stammer! Mr. Fat thought indignantly: How did I get to the point where I needed to talk to a stammerer?

He exclaimed angrily, "Do you inferior people know who I am? What reason do I have to harass these two yellow-haired girls who look like they want to have no breasts and no ass! And what do I have to quibble? The women in the universe who are waiting for me to harass can fill the galaxy's left arm!"

"Boast and brag. The fourth security guard stammered: "Silver ...... There are more than 30 billion billions of stars in the left arm of the Milky Way, and they are not yet full ......."

Zheng Wenwen took off her high heels and was about to rush forward: Sister, this angel looks like a devil, you are a fat man, dare to say that sister is a yellow-haired girl with no breasts and no ass Fortunately, Fei Civic held her down in time, otherwise Mr. Fat's head would really have the infinite possibility of being opened by high heels.

The fat man covered his head a little embarrassed, was he really dizzy?

Fei Civic pressed Gu Wenwen's arm with both hands, chuckled, and said, "Then who are you, can you name us inferior people to admire?"

Mr. Fat closed his mouth and stopped talking, his face was very dark, and he looked at Fei Civic, his eyes were very clear, "Boy, I remember you!"

Fei Civic didn't flinch this time, but instead pointed to his badge to Mr. Fat.

Zheng Wenwen whispered to Gu Hanhan: "This rabbit is quite handsome!"

Gu Hanhan couldn't help but roll his eyes: "No matter how handsome you are, can't you wait for a while?"

The five righteous words of the security guard said: "No matter what kind of big man you are, it's useless here! What you are stepping on is the land of the home planet of all mankind." The sky above you is the atmosphere of a reservation on Earth protected by the Galactic Alliance's Convention on the Environment and Species of Human Origins. It is the capital of freedom and democracy, and the rights of citizens are sacrosanct. Remember, all people are equal before the law. ”

Gu Hanhan applauded: "It's so handsome, big brother security, you said it so good!"

The fifth security guard was praised and blushed a little, turned sideways to Gu Hanhan, and whispered a little embarrassed: "That...... I used to be a police officer at the police station, and we have a rule that when I encounter a foreign-related case, I will memorize this paragraph......"

"That's pretty handsome......" Gu Hanhan said.

Handsome fart!, the fat gentleman thought to himself.

Now, Mr. Fat is disgusted by the "Galactic Alliance Convention on the Protection of the Environment and Species of Human Origins" and the "equality before the law". If this was in his hometown, how could such a thing happen? Not to mention being pointed at gunpoint by a group of security guards, the two girls in Zigen'er would not dare to accuse him!

Therefore, it is better to □ society, and democratic societies are too fond of unjust, false and wrongful cases! Mr. Fat sighed in his heart.

At this time, for the first time, Mr. Fat envied his daughter Frannie's former fiancé, the supernatural known to the universe as Kriticus, although he is now missing. However, if this kind of thing happened to Criticus, he could deal with a ground army with his bare hands, and his body could burst at sub-light speed in an instant, and he would not be able to deal with a few armed security guards at all-well, even if it was not appropriate to engage in armed conflict in the Earth reservation, it would be easy to make things bigger. But it's always okay to run just by speed, and who knows who you are when the time comes?

Mr. Fat sighed deeply: The power comes out of the barrel of the gun, and the justice comes out of the fist, and the ancients don't deceive me!

Mr. Fat is really fantasizing that his missing ex-son-in-law can descend from the sky and save him from the stigma of "hooligan sexual harassment of earth girls", for the sake of the goddess Gaia.

However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny. In reality, there are no heroes who save fat from the sky, only the security guards one, two, three, four, five hold the ridiculous weapons in their hands, and once again ask the two little witches of the earth - may the goddess Gaia send a lightning bolt to kill them - they ask them: "Do you want to call the police?"

Mr. Fat decided to make one last effort, and he decided to bow to reality. He said to the two girls, "Don't call the police, we can go private." ”

Gu Hanhan smiled: "Ho, you still know 'private' as an alien?"

Seeing hope, Mr. Fat pleaded: "We can talk, yes, anything." ”

"There's no need to talk about it, there's nothing 'private'!" Zheng Wenwen categorically poured a cold on Mr. Fat: "Call the police, immediately, immediately!" It seems that "the yellow-haired girl who wants no breasts and no ass and no ass" makes her resentment too deep.

One of the security guards called the police with a button. The police arrived soon after.

They certainly came quickly. "Harassing and abducting the girl of the earth", this is a great crime, as long as he is arrested, the district's target for this year will be completed. You know, it's hard to find an alien who dares to do this these days, and you can't find it with a lantern! So, the police uncles flocked to greet him, almost in the middle of the road, and the band picked up Mr. Fat with accompaniment. From pressing the alarm button to the fat uncle being taken away by electromagnetic handcuffs, it was useless for five minutes.

A middle-aged man in civilian clothes walks last with a young policeman who looks like an intern. The middle-aged plainclothes man briefly inquired about what happened, and the intern followed the middle-aged plainclothes man with a text board to make a record, and registered the contact information and home addresses of the two aboriginal girls on earth, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen.

When the young policeman was making notes, the middle-aged plainclothes man instructed earnestly: "The two little girls must be careful in the future." Although the commercial tourism area is the middle layer of the earth's foreign-related areas, there is no dead end security system in the consulate area and the army is on call 24 hours a day, and it is unrealistic to expect strict censorship like the recuperation area. ”

The two girls agreed with each other, and when they heard "it is best to be accompanied by parents, Gu Hanhan was a little unconvinced, and said, "We are all adults." ”

"I know that you are all adults, and adults have to be careful! You children, even newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, you don't know that the rivers and lakes are sinister, and the universe is very big. The middle-aged plainclothes man shook his head as he spoke.

"Team Liao—" The young policeman who followed the middle-aged plainclothes man called out to him. The voice was not loud or small, just enough to make him quite clear.

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"Okay, okay, don't talk more...... middle-aged plainclothes man who was called "Team Liao" waved his hand and said to the two girls: "All in all, pay attention to safety in foreign-related areas. Don't be afraid of trouble, be careful not to suffer. If there is any situation, you must report to the police in time, don't worry about misreporting, let alone trouble the police, our people's police's duty is to protect the people-"

Zheng Wenwen didn't hold back, and laughed - the people's police are for the people, this uncle is really funny when he speaks, like acting in a propaganda film.

"Don't laugh!" said the middle-aged plainclothes man sternly, "The area east of □ is my jurisdiction. There are hundreds of shops on three streets, and if any of the natives of the earth have any accident here, my bonus this month will be all gone-Xiao Xie, has the situation been recorded?"

The young policeman flipped through the record and said, "Remember." ”

"Then let's call it up!"

"Yes. The young policeman agreed, handed the transcript to the two girls for them to verify and sign, and then tore off the side of the transcript and printed out a copy of the transcript with the big red official seal of the "Tian/An/Mendong Police Station of the Xicheng Branch of the Public Security Bureau of the Yanjing City Hall of the Third District of Huaxia" and handed it to the two girls, and explained: "If necessary, in the near future, you may need to go to the bureau in person to testify." Don't worry, it's just the normal forensics procedure, and we'll call you when the time comes. ”

The middle-aged plainclothes man shook hands with Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen respectively: "Liao Guoming, the third-level police inspector of the Tian/An/Mendong Police Station, and Xie Jun, a trainee police officer." He then nodded to Robert Chen, the restaurant manager next to him, and left with the young policeman.

The two girls sat back at the table, chattering about the light of the fat gentleman who had been sent to the police station, and they had a bully meal.

Because of the unpleasant incident that happened tonight, the rabbit manager of the "March Rabbit Nest" personally came forward to apologize to the two prospective ladies, and generously promised to waive the order - of course, not to avoid the order, because the radish soup was all on Mr. Fei Rabbit's body. The rabbit manager said that he had informed the kitchen to make a new "queen soup" for the two girls, oh, of course, the new one is also free of charge, and at the same time, in order to express his apologies to the two girls, the green and fragrant crystal rice comes with a secret spicy sauce assorted colorful plate. In other words, they can eat this meal for free.

Once it comes to eating for nothing, Gu Hanhan can't help but regret that he didn't order a few more big dishes before, that is, the kind where the price can scare people into suffering from high blood pressure instantly. When she expressed this meaning to Zheng Wenwen through the steaming steam of the radish soup, Zheng Wenwen boredly used chopsticks to pull the so-called "secret spicy sauce assorted colorful dish" sent by the rabbit manager, a certain radish grain called "kimchi" that everyone on the earth is not sick, and said a very philosophical sentence: "In that case, we may have fainted because of high blood pressure, so that it is too late to fight with the fat uncle." ”

"yes," Gu Hanhan nodded again and again, "Then you won't be able to eat white food." ”

Gu Hanhan said this, picking up the business card in his hand - probably Mr. Fat's business card, it was messy just now, and somehow it fell here. The business card is very delicately made, and the front and back sides are printed with extremely complex and gorgeous patterns and characters.

"E-G-R,K-u-r-f-ü-r-s-t," Gu Hanhan spelled with great difficulty, "Eugra, Ogra...... Wenwen, what does Kurfürst mean?"

Where does Zheng Wenwen know, her cosmic lingua franca test is in single digits. So, Zheng Wenwen opened the "ring" and looked up the dictionary for a while, and said confusedly: "I don't know, it seems to be an ancient language, corresponding to the Elector in the universal language of the universe, Elector, yes, it is the voter." ”

"Is that what you mean?"

Eighteen-year-old adults, who are not voters, is it necessary to write solemnly on business cards?

Gu Hanhan shook his head, flipped over the business card, and read it while spelling it out: "President of the International Association for the Study of Mental Deviant Disorders and Abilities, Denker Holbach von Wittelsbach Crassus - this fat man's name is quite long, what kind of chairman of the Spiritual Association is he, maybe we really sent a big man to the police station!"

Zheng Wenwen spread her hands indifferently: "Who knows, whatever! Besides, there are more civil organizations such as associations than stars in the galaxy, and the chairman and the like are nothing remarkable, right? Even if that fat man is really a great guy, we haven't wronged him!"

"That's it," Gu Hanhan agreed, "Even the uncle of the police said, 'If there is any situation, you must call the police in time, don't worry about misreporting, let alone trouble the police, our people's police's duty is to protect the people-'"

"Haha......" Zheng Wenwen was overjoyed, "Hanhan, you imitate it so similarly, I think you can become a star in the future!"

"Thank you, thank you. Gu Hanhan was triumphant, learning from the award-winning actress at the Little Golden Man Award Ceremony, cocking his chin and nodding in greeting.

"However, what is this 'International Association for the Study of Mental Disorders and Superpowers' for? The two of them don't have a boundary? Oh, if there is a connection, that is, the superpower college entrance examination gives extra points, and many majors in the genetic disease college entrance examination are not recruited, so their association is to study this plus or minus points? Then I knew that we really shouldn't have rejected him, and sent him to the class. Speaking of which, Zheng Wenwen regretted it a little.

"It's unreliable, the plus or minus points of the college entrance examination are under the control of the Admissions Committee of the Galaxy Federation Ordinary Higher University!" Gu Hanhan threw his business card into the trash tray at any time, waved a spoon, and scooped up a big mouthful of "Queen Soup", "I don't know what the relationship between genetic disease and superpowers is, whether that fat man is a big man or not, and I don't know if he has superpowers, I just know that he is likely to have a nervous disorder!"

Then, Gu Hanhan's voice was blurred, "It's really delicious......

With the action of putting the silver dinner spoon into her mouth, an extraordinarily delicious taste melted on the tip of Gu Hanhan's tongue, trembling, vibrating, stimulating her taste buds, and an unprecedented pleasure surrounded her.

"Yes, I'll taste it......" Zheng Wenwen was disbelieving, and reached out to scoop a large spoonful.

Then Zheng Wenwen was stunned, and the spoon stopped at her lips stupidly. Then, she slammed the table and said excitedly, "That's good, I'm almost going to fall in love with this rabbit nest of his! That rabbit is right, women from all over the galaxy will love it! It's a drug! That pleasure ......."

Zheng Wenwen thought carefully for five seconds and gave an evaluation that made Gu Hanhan cover his face: "It's comparable to a feather brushing through the pubic body!"

"Cut, underage girls just don't know!" Zheng Wenwen glanced at her friend who was less than a year younger than herself with disgust, patted her chest and made a promise: "Tonight, use the money that I couldn't spend on this dinner, let Aunt Blame me, take little Lori you, go and have a good look, adult night!"

"Then tonight's misfortune was already predictable. ”

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