The two girls finished dinner at about 8:40 p.m., and left the March Rabbit's Nest restaurant at 8:52 p.m. after asking for a phone call at the front desk and receiving a special membership card from Rabbit Manager Robert Chan. Instead of taking a hovercar from the atrium sky garden, they chose to go downstairs and leave the main entrance of the gatehouse that opened on the street, and it was exactly 9 o'clock in the evening when they stepped onto the front door street.

Now, their feet are on the front gate street where the light of history shines on the universe. On both sides of the street, there are all kinds of luxury stores with luxurious decoration and more luxurious consumption. Qianmen Street is the axis, and the alleys and alleys are lined up one after another, all of which are specialty stores of various earth's native products. Qianmen Street and the eight alleys radiating out of Qianmen Street as the axis together constitute the famous Qianmen Foreign Trade Zone in Huaxia Region.

Qianmen Foreign Trade Zone, according to the "List of Scenic Spots Permitted for Interstellar Tourism in the Earth's Atmosphere" published by the Interstellar Tourism Management Committee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Earth Federation, belongs to the Tian/An/Gate Tourism Zone. Nine o'clock in the evening is the golden time for city sightseeing and foreign trade zone sweeping.

The entire Qianmen Street is crowded with people, and the tour guides waving pennants of major travel companies can be seen everywhere, almost more than grasshoppers in the fields. Behind them are hordes of alien friends who have come to Earth hundreds of millions of light-years away to be slaughtered. As the tide of travelers progressed, about every three minutes, a newspaper seller with a backpack and a tourist map in his hand would come up to him and whisper in a very fast voice:

"Do you want a coupon, do you want a coupon?"

"The earth's native products delivery coupons are common to hundreds of stores, tens of thousands of varieties, and only ten yuan. ”

"Pure Yuquan dew, one yuan and ten grams. ”

......

According to incomplete statistics, on the streets of the Qianmen Trade Zone, tens of thousands of hawkers and their families are fed only by illegally selling counterfeit and shoddy products and all kinds of pick-up coupons, discount coupons, duty-free coupons, etc., which are different from real to fake.

After declining the enthusiastic pitch of the sixth aboriginal compatriot, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen held hands and crossed the street to a luxury clothing store with retro decoration. This luxury store is the same as the palace of the medieval Chinese and Tang dynasties in the record album, with a five-story wooden high-rise built on a jade platform, and two horns on both sides of the roof ridge of the roof, which is relatively majestic to the eye. There are no display windows of ordinary clothing stores around the high-rise building, and there is no signboard store name on the lintel, only a huge mulberry leaf sign.

Standing at the bottom of the steps, Gu Hanhan pointed to the sign of the mulberry leaf and said, "Just buy it here, I've seen the advertisement of her house, it seems to be unique." What about the central set of federal news ads before that!"

"Qingsang ......" Zheng Wenwen raised her head to practice the mountain upward gaze against the two horns on the roof, "The price of her house is more ......"

"Is there a sister or a pie?" Gu Hanhan asked.

"Not yet. ”

"Haha, then what are you waiting for?" Gu Hanhan grabbed Zheng Wenwen's hand and rushed in excitedly. That kind of indomitable posture makes people almost think that she can buy the entire universe.

"Welcome to Kiyosang Garment Store. ”

About eight clothing store clerks stood in two separate rows at the door and bowed to greet the two girls. The girls were young, with their hair combed in two lovely round buns next to their ears, and they wore a kind of long silk dress with colorful stripes, puff sleeves on either side of the shoulders, a low front chest, a wide embroidered belt tightly tied under the chest, squeezing the breasts to the brim, and then a bow at the back of the waist to hang down two ribbons—of course, because of the youth, even if you squeeze harder, the nipples/grooves are limited. Just like due to lack of experience, no matter how hard Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen tried, they couldn't tell whether the long skirt on the clerk's body was natural silk or a simulated silk deformed by a liquid material through a guò program.

Faced with the milk/groove queue that was squeezed out vigorously and the heads that were deeply lowered like a costume TV series, the two girls stood a little hesitantly. While a bulging wallet can bring you a sense of energy, you can't just say something like a luxury store guide to B.

So, Gu Hanhan could only ask in the most gentle tone possible: "I want to buy clothes—uh, you have them, right?"

It's no wonder that Gu Hanhan was skeptical halfway through, because after looking around, she found that this place was more like a high-end rest place than a clothing store. The spacious lobby, the mirror-smooth floor, the carefully placed antique-like furnishings, the wooden café and the screen partition like a work of art, and even incense and music, except for the clothing table that a clothing store should have displayed gorgeous clothes.

"Yes. The clerk at the end of the queue stepped forward, "Please follow me." ”

"Didn't you go to the wrong place, that's good!"

With a slight bow, the clerk led the two girls to a café surrounded on three sides by a screen, and invited them to sit down on a carved wooden bench behind the long coffee table, where she herself stood without squinting at the outside of the screen on the left.

Next, a beautiful big sister came out from behind the screen on the right. In a green dress with a tulle draped over her bare shoulders and hands on her knees, she sat down on the chair on the right side of the two girls, smiled and nodded, and introduced herself as a fitting consultant. Then it is to pour tea and pour water, and all kinds of greetings covered by clouds and mountains.

After a long delay of half an hour, the fitting consultant opened his mouth very reservedly: "So, I don't know what kind of clothes you want to try when you two come today?"

Gu Hanhan's spirit was shocked, and he said excitedly, "I want a skirt that is suitable for wearing when I go to the space orbit at night." ”

"It's the Red Light District, those handsome alien cowherd shops. Zheng Wenwen interjected, "Today is this guy's birthday!"

"Happy birthday," the fitting consultant said, clasping his hands to his chest, looking surprised and congratulating, "Indeed, every girl deserves a dress from Earth on her eighteenth birthday." She looked at Gu Hanhan's eyes and blinked, and said, "Our earth girls' coming-of-age Chinese New Year's Eve cannot lack the company of natural clothing. ”

The two girls giggled.

Zheng Wenwen said: "Why didn't I have a good person to say this to me on my eighteenth birthday? ”

"Ah, when I was eighteen years old, I didn't have this advertising slogan. The fitting consultant smiled and made a gesture. A beautiful woman in a luxurious dress looks quite natural and playful when she does this not very elegant action.

"Okay, let me take a look and pick the most beautiful dress for this princess tonight......" The beauty carefully looked at Gu Hanhan's face and her figure, or at the same time secretly estimated the anti-crushing load of Gu Hanhan's wallet.

"Do you need me to stand up?" Gu Hanhan jumped up from his seat like a deer, pulling the hem of his skirt with both hands and turning briskly in a circle.

"No, no, that's enough. You can sit and you're good to go. ”

"You're so ugly, is it necessary to be so excited?" Zheng Wenwen dragged Gu Hanhan's clothes and forced her to sit back on the chair.

Gu Hanhan grabbed Zheng Wenwen's hand, and his eyes were still flashing with excitement. She suppressed her excitement and said to her friend: "You don't know, I feel very exciting at this moment, and I have to spend a lot of money......

"Don't get excited, be steady, you're going to prostitute men in a while!"

"Now it's foreplay. ”

“...... You're getting more and more shameless. ”

"I'm completely black. ”

As he spoke, Consultant Luzhu had already completed the "human flesh scan", put away the gaze that fell on Gu Hanhan, raised his chin slightly and said to the clerk Xiaohong, "Go and see if the size of the TP33C0546 dress is still there?" Go and get it, go." "That one suits you perfectly, it fits perfectly. Turning her head, she said to Gu Hanha affirmatively.

After waiting for about five minutes, the clerk came back with a classical, high-end lacquer box that looked at it. Judging from the posture of her box, this is not light, it is a real wooden box lacquerware, not a new type of lightweight material imitation of the stall.

Advisor Green Bead opened the box with a reserved smile and waited for the girl's screams and praises.

In the center of the lacquer box, a white dress is neatly stacked. The skirt was thin, soft, and shiny to the point of barely having a striking layering. If you look closely, the light fabric is covered with embroidery of silk threads of the same color. The luster of the fabric itself and the luster of the embroidery are intertwined and penetrated, creating a lonely and beautiful temperament. There was a slight astringency to the touch of the fingers. Gu Hanhan was shocked in an instant, opened his mouth slightly, and his eyes were a little sour - this was moved for no reason!

- In an age when even the bottoms of the earth's indigenous girls are made of disposable metal materials, nothing can make me cry more than a cotton gauze dress. We can't resist the desire to be natural from the depths of our genes –

This is a famous sentence made by Li Haihe, the founder of the great geopolitical theory, when he put forward his famous "geopolitical repair theory of genetic variability and malformation" that has shone brightly on the universe for 1,300 years.

Although it is impossible for Gu Hanhan, an unscrupulous girl who does not learn and has no skills, to know this sentence, it is indeed very suitable for her mood at this moment.

"Give it a try. The Green Bead Advisor whispered a suggestion.

The fitting room was just behind their seats. Pushing aside the screen painted with cranes and mist pines, they entered the fitting room. The fitting room is equipped with mirrors on three sides, and the space is very large, nearly 20 square meters, and the four of them do not feel crowded at all when they stand in it.

Gu Hanhan changed the skirt, it was a short skirt that had just reached the thighs, the chest and waist were cut loosely, the skirt was draped down in layers, and the wonderful folds unique to cotton yarn were still retained.

The fitting consultant crouched down to sort out the folds for her to make them look more pleasurable, and said, "The formal name of this dress is 'Xi Shi', which in ancient Chinese means natural beauty. Therefore, the fabric of this 'Xi Shi' did not choose the silk most commonly used in our 'Qingsang', but chose cotton. Cotton peaches are hand-seeded, beaten, woven into the finest cotton cloth, and then cut and sewn. It is most suitable for showing the natural beauty of the girl, there are ancient poems that say, clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving, is what it means......"

The fitting consultant tied a belt around her waist and fastened it to her side with a metal ring buckle. And took it upon himself to spread Gu Hanhan's coiled hair and re-do a straight hair style. Like magic, he made Gu Hanhan, an unscrupulous and problematic girl, a bit of an extraordinary temperament.

"I knew it was going to be the right fit. I knew that this dress was made especially for you!"

The fitting consultant incited Gu Hanhan in an aria that bordered on a hymn. Or sincerely, or a kind of professional quality. However, whether it is sincere or false, Gu Hanhan was indeed instigated. Her heart was surging and she turned her body, and her gaze fell on the 270-degree rotating fitting mirror

Zheng Wenwen was instigated even more powerful than Gu Hanhan. Because of her personality, her expression is more straightforward.

"Buy it, buy it! She's right, this dress is for you. It's enough to commemorate your eighteenth year, and it can help you get a man, it works, buy it!" Zheng Wenwen eagerly encouraged her friend.

"Of course you have to buy it!" Gu Hanhan made a decision categorically, and turned his head to find her fitting consultant: "Luzhu, how much does this cost?"

"The price of this 'Xi Shi' is 175 yuan, plus a service charge of 5 yuan. Since you are buying a garment made of all-natural, non-renewable fabrics. Therefore, it is necessary to pay a luxury tax of 50% of the selling price, a 100% trade adjustment tax and a 300% compensation tax on the earth's resources. If you are an indigenous person of the earth, you can have a deduction and a refund. You have a civil society code registered with the National Social Security Administration, and you are exempt from the 90% trade adjustment tax, and the global resource compensation tax is fully refunded. You don't have to pay this part of the tax, you only need to pay 10 agency fees and directly entrust us to 'Qingsang' to handle the tax refund. In addition, accessories such as belts and buckles will be given free of charge, so you do not need to pay for them. Then, 175 plus 5 plus 87.5 plus 17.5 plus 10, you need to pay a total of 295 land dollars. ”

Sitting back in front of the coffee table, the green beads pressed the calculator "pop", "pop", "pop", and reported a series of numbers in a series of words, and finally gently pushed the calculator flashing with such a huge number as "295" down in front of the two girls.

"Uh......" Despite her mental preparation, Zheng Wenwen was still flashed by the huge amount of money represented by the number "295 yuan", and she asked, "Is it discounted?"

"I'm really sorry, there's no way to get a discount. The fitting consultant smiled modestly and apologized. Although she said the standard lines that all ordinary people found very disgusted, because her attitude was really good, Zheng Wenwen didn't think she was too undersucked. As for Gu Hanhan, she had already been incited by this beautiful dress to the point of lack of oxygen in her head, and she didn't know what to bargain for.

"It doesn't matter if it's not discounted......" Gu Hanhan took out his wallet, "More money?"

"295 yuan, do you pay cash or transfer?" she asked, and carefully explained the cross-border payment methods that the two indigenous girls of the earth could not use at all, "At present, our store can accept cross-border transfers from more than 5,000 banks in the galaxy, and the extragalactic galaxy currently only accepts transfers from the four major banks of the Galactic Alliance and the World Monetary Fund. The only settlement currency specified by our store is the Earth Federal Reserve Volume, and currencies from other countries are not accepted for the time being. ”

We don't have any other currencies except for the Earth Federal Reserve volume!

Gu Hanhan took out three large bills of 100 yuan from the wallet printed with the kitten: "We pay cash." ”

Gu Hanhan filled in his own information on the subscription form, signed it, and handed it to the clerk to go through the relevant procedures. While waiting, the fitting consultant chatted with them in a playful tone -

"**It's short, and you always have to delay time because of such a trivial thing as paying the bill. ”

"What does it mean to be short?" Gu Hanhan asked, waiting for a pair of big blind eyes.

"Uh...... It is probably an ancient poem that feels that time is precious and time is fleeting. ”

"It's so profound, so awkward ancient poems know ......" Gu Hanhan looked up at her fitting consultant with a look of admiration.

"Where, there is no way to ...... the job"

Actually, that's a yellow joke, and the real meaning is that the most painful thing about the night of sex/sex is that yours is too long and his is too short. Zheng Wenwen interjected violently.

“...... You are also quite knowledgeable......" Gu Hanhan looked at his best friend helplessly, and felt that the reason why he failed to grow into a good child whose parents were relieved, who was envied by his neighbors, and praised by his teachers today was not without objective reasons.

"Of course," Zheng Wenwen Tian shamelessly showed, "I still know a lot, the flowers/paths have never been swept by guests, the frost leaves are red in February flowers, the twenty-four bridges are bright and moonlit nights, and the infinite scenery is in the dangerous peaks......"

Fortunately, the clerk Xiaohong has come back after completing the formalities. Gu Hanhan resolutely ignored the matter of tipping. Accept the change and say to Zheng Wenwen, "Let's go!"

However, the two girls were stopped as soon as they went out.

"Wait a minute, please. ”

The fitting consultant chased them out with their subscription slips in his hand and said, "I'm sorry, I just found out that you only left your contact number, so the courier company has no way to deliver the goods." Therefore, please leave your shipping address. ”

"Huh?"

"Free shipping is available within 3,000 light-years of the Earth. The fitting consultant added with a smile.

"It's not this, you know that my family lives on the earth," Gu Hanhan carried the hem of the white skirt and said inexplicably, "I'm wearing all the clothes, what else do you send?"

"There is also a box for the clothes!" explained the fitting consultant with a smile, "Natural clothes are more delicate, easy to yellow, fade, and deform, and it is not possible to place them like ordinary metal clothes, and they must be placed in our specially made protective box." Moisture-proof, insect-proof, and oxidation-proof, in order to be relatively well preserved. ”

Yes, buy clothes and leave a beautiful box. It's good, it's good, you can still put jewelry when you come back without clothes, it looks so classy!

The unscrupulous girl who took advantage of her agreed with a smile. When writing the address, her brain turned a corner, considering that if the matter of spending such a large amount of money on buying clothes was leaked out, Ms. Li Shufang learned that it was nothing to be beaten and scolded, and the small treasury she had worked hard to accumulate was probably confiscated, so she deliberately kept an eye on it and reported the address of Zheng Wenwen's house. She winked at her best friend and made a "you know" look.

Zheng Wenwen patted her chest and guaranteed, don't worry, your mother came to ask, I was determined not to recruit, so I insisted that I bought it!

While negotiating, the street lamps on Nagato Street suddenly flashed, and a shadow of black pressure over the head quickly became larger and then "exhaled" down, making people couldn't help but shrink their heads.

Gu Hanhan patted his chest in shock and took a closer look, only to find that it was a small airship. Arrogant and arrogant, if there is no one around, he will land directly on the pedestrian street, ignoring the sacred and inviolable traffic rules of my earth!

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