017 Infighting
"Two bald man, go to my hometown to sleep with my wife, put on your pants and run, really no one in our old Cui family!"
"Fat woman, you are also quite arrogant, sprinkle in our house, do you really think you are taking advantage?"
I've heard in the past few days that my father-in-law is different from my father, who was at home and outside, and still has some status in this village.
And the husband is a well-known second-rate son, so ordinary people really don't dare to provoke them.
The bald and fat women were also a little nervous when they saw their father-in-law coming back.
"You...... What do you say?" asked Bald.
"Take 500 yuan, and it's over. Otherwise, I'll parade you through the streets. "The father-in-law put forward the conditions.
The fat woman is too expensive, but the bald woman is in a hurry to get out, urging his wife to go back and get the money.
In the end, the fat woman couldn't resist it, pointed to the bald crotch and scolded fiercely: "It's all the things in here that are to blame!
Then, instead of going home, he reached for his belt.
It turned out that this fat woman had a habit of not worrying about where to put the money in the house, so she sewed a pocket on the top of her pants and hid all the money in it.
At this time, he took out several crumpled hundred-dollar bills and was about to count them.
was snatched by his father-in-law.
"More ......," the fat woman anxious.
She estimated that the money taken away by her father-in-law was either 600 or 700.
"There's no need to look for more, second bald, you take my wife away overnight, and we'll be even. The father-in-law grinned.
Bald but no more.
Now my mother-in-law's body is stinky, more disgusting than the maggots in the pit, and her mouth is constantly spitting out yellow and green mixed juice.
No matter how heavy he tasted, he couldn't accept it.
Bald pointed at his wife and said to his father-in-law, "Why don't you sleep with her tonight and give me the money?"
The fat woman didn't make a sound, and she didn't object to it.
But the father-in-law shook his head like a rattle.
"Get out of here, don't delay my daughter-in-law's sleep. ”
The bald and fat woman went away unwillingly.
None of them understood what their father-in-law meant.
But I understood.
The father-in-law meant that he was going to be with his daughter-in-law, so he was not interested in the fat woman.
......
By the time the door was closed, my father-in-law had a long whip in his hand, which was often used in the countryside to catch carts.
He slapped his mother-in-law with his head covered in the face.
Pumping my mother-in-law all over the floor.
At this time, I finally flashed out of the shadows and watched the play quietly on the side.
"It's you...... You little slut who hurt me!"
My mother-in-law was howling on the ground as she pointed her finger at me and said resentfully.
She finally understood who had thrown the firecracker into the pigsty.
I pretended to be aggrieved: "I thought there was a thief in the house, how do I know that it is your mother-in-law in the pigsty?"
My mother-in-law scolded me while dodging the whip: "You did it on purpose! I tore the mouth of your little slut......
The father-in-law whipped even harder: "Do you have any reason to steal a man at home? What does this have to do with your daughter-in-law! Tell you, you will live in a pigsty for me tonight!"
The mother-in-law was beaten in a hurry, and couldn't help but retort: "What's wrong with me stealing a man?
"Didn't you go to work tonight?"
"Haha, I know, you know that your son is not at home tonight, so you want to drill your daughter-in-law's bed!"
"I know you're going to have to have such a day sooner or later, but I didn't expect you to be in such a hurry, it's only the second night! Your son has only slept once, you old immortal!
"Mom, what are you talking about?"
The husband appeared at the scene with his head tilted, looking at his father-in-law, his eyes were red.