The sound inside the pigsty quickly changed from humming and chirping to ghost crying wolf.

"Ahh

"Wow!"

"Ahh

"Wow!"

I covered my ears and dodged more than 100 meters, listening with great resentment.

The mother-in-law and the bald man didn't expect that they were still at the peak of happiness just now, and they became in dire straits in an instant.

The space inside the pigsty is actually very narrow, and adults can only bow their bodies when they enter, and they can't straighten their waists.

This kind of environment may add a lot of interest to men and women who are cheating.

But for those who want to escape, it seems too cramped.

The mother-in-law and the bald man were so frightened by the sudden firecrackers that they couldn't care about calling their brothers and sweet sisters anymore, so they all fled desperately.

As a result, the two were crowded together, and no one could get out.

"Pong!"

"Pong!"

The firecrackers were still exploding, and the bald man was in a hurry, pulling his mother-in-law's hair and hitting the ground, and the mother-in-law was not easy to mess with, so she opened her mouth directly and bit the bald thigh.

The two of them immediately scuffled.

After seven or eight minutes of such a toss, the mother-in-law and the bald turtle chased the watermelon, rolling and crawling out of the pigsty.

The image of both of them was extremely miserable at this time.

His face was black and his body was covered in blood, and he didn't know if the injuries were blown up or fought with each other.

"Deng Bald, you are so ruthless!"

"Stinky woman, you are so poisonous!"

The mother-in-law and the bald man hated each other because of love, and they turned against each other like a cockfight, and as soon as the small door in the backyard opened, a fat woman had already rushed in screaming and scolding.

The fat woman came in, first at the bald and shiny head, and spat fiercely: "Old thing, wait for me to go back and clean you up!"

Then he jumped again and rushed to his mother-in-law.

Raising his hand is a slap: "The old man is more than the old man, you dare to seduce the old lady's man?"

Just beating and scolding doesn't solve hatred.

From the moment she entered, the fat woman had been carrying a bucket of dung in her hand.

It was filled with steaming feces that had been taken up from the pit.

The dung bucket was lifted above the mother-in-law's head, and as soon as her wrist flipped, she buckled it down fiercely.

With a "whoosh", feces and urine flew sideways.

The mother-in-law's face turned from black to yellow.

The dung was all over the nose, eyes, and mouth.

The smoke made the mother-in-law roll her eyes and cough non-stop.

I covered my nose while hiding in the shadows, and I felt extremely happy in my heart.

The bald wife was called by me.

Thanks to the 10 yuan given by my father-in-law in the afternoon.

I sent a child on the side of the road to the commissary and told her to take good care of her man.

Now I have the effect I wanted.

But that's just the beginning.

I was like a wolf lurking in the darkness of the night, watching my prey kill itself.

Ever since I was replaced, I have been like a paper boat drifting with the waves of the sea, where to go and when it will capsize, I can only resign myself to fate, and I have no control over my own destiny.

My life was first controlled by my father, mother, and brother, and then by my father-in-law, mother-in-law, and husband.

It was only then that I finally realized the joy of being in control of my own destiny.

I'm not a machine, I'm not a brute, I'm a human!

So my fate is in my own hands!

I swear in my heart!

The fat woman emptied the dung bucket in her hand and threw it on the side of the road with a "bang", and then went over and pulled her bald ears: "Why don't you hurry up and go home with me!

Bald and painful, he whispered for mercy: "I ...... I'm here to see her daughter-in-law...... She...... Of course she's not as good as you......"

"Phew, you old donkey!" the fat woman was about to leave with a bald head, but she saw that her father-in-law had a calm face and walked over.

"How easy is it to go!"