Undoubtedly, this Nima is definitely a routine of selling roommates.

Feng Manlou sneered in his heart, but he did not debunk it directly, but chose not to be quiet.

He didn't know what Xia Lan's attitude was. If she had planned to find a second generation, then jumping out to stir up the situation would have become a joke.

“**&^$###$$@@@......”

Guo Rundong said a mixture of English, French, and Western Chinese, and Zhang Youwei's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"Rundong, is this a poem, I only understand the English part, the rest is French and Spanish, it sounds so romantic and rhythmic!"

Guo Rundong smiled, "I'm reading Shima love poems in English, French and Spanish. ”

"Reciting love poems in three Chinese languages is simply too romantic. Zhang Youwei said exaggeratedly, "Xiaolan, do you think Rundong reads well?!"

"Uh...... Also, it's okay, I can only understand the English part. Xia Lan smiled perfunctorily, feeling even more awkward.

Reciting love poems when they first met, or in English, French and Spanish, this person is either a self-righteous show-off maniac or a weird guy with zero emotional intelligence.

"Classmate Feng, what do you think of my translation?" Guo Rundong turned his head to look at Feng Manlou, his slightly raised chin revealing infinite superiority.

"I don't understand. Feng Manlou didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and began to concentrate on dealing with the cake on the table.

"Don't understand?" Zhang Youwei and Guo Rundong glanced at each other and deliberately made a very surprised expression.

"No, the students of Eastern Medical University are all top-notch, even if they can't understand French and Spanish, at least they can understand the English part, right?!" Zhang Youwei curled the corners of her mouth and showed a triumphant smile.

Sure, this guy is definitely not from Eastern Medical University, look at that dick silk, maybe it's not even an undergraduate.

"Enough, let's change the ......" Xia Lan knew that Feng Manlou was not good at studying, and she didn't want to embarrass him, but she was interrupted by Feng Manlou before she finished speaking.

"I'm a college student, so I can't understand foreign languages. Feng Manlou asked rhetorically, "Do you know how to make financial statements?"

"We don't plan to do accounting, why should we understand this. Guo Rundong said with a smile.

"Hmph, I don't know, who told you that only accountants deal with financial statements?

But your rhetorical question is good, I don't plan to be a translator, why do I need to know a foreign language?"

Feng Manlou finished eating the cake, got up and put the last flyer in Xia Lan's hand, "I'm done, I'll go first."

This is a flyer of the foreign language training center, teaching English, French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese and Korean seven Chinese, there are many ways to learn a foreign language, you don't have to choose to make friends, then the tuition will only be more expensive. ”

After speaking, he drank the milk tea and left.

That's all I have to say, if you want to listen, even if you don't want to listen, Lao Tzu still has a system to study, and he doesn't have time to accompany the two disgusting old guns.

went downstairs, and the cashier uncle found that there was only one person in the building, glanced up the stairs, and scolded in a low voice: "His grandmother's is the goods that see the eyes of the money." ”

Pull open the cash register, take out twenty-five and put it on the counter.

"Uncle, what are you?" Feng Manlou didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

"I'll only take your share of the money, and I'll feed the dogs the other share." The cashier uncle comforted, "Don't be discouraged, not every woman recognizes money and people, look for it slowly, you will meet a good woman." ”

"Forehead......" Feng Manlou collected the money and raised his eyebrows at the cashier uncle, "Uncle, you seem to have a story." ”

"Hey, who hasn't been young yet, let alone opening a bubble tea shop in a college town, the most I meet every day are you college students who are just starting out. ”

Seeing that he didn't want to talk more about the past, Feng Manlou laughed and waved goodbye to his uncle, "In the future, when I drink milk tea, I will recognize Zhenwei." ”

"That's good, I'll give you a twenty percent discount next time!"

Out of the bubble tea shop, Feng Manlou sent a photo of himself handing out flyers to Boss Zhao of Zhanpeng Advertising Company, and soon, the other party sent 150 yuan of labor fees.

Feng Manlou waited for a while, and when he saw that Xia Lan didn't come down to chase him, he laughed at himself, and said in his heart, "Feng Manlou, don't dream, you are not a handsome guy and a rich second generation, why do people leave their roommates to chase you, let's leave quickly, it will only be more embarrassing to wait any longer." ’

Quickly leaving the snack street, Feng Manlou unlocked the station and kicked up, and the action was done in one go.

Under the gloomy and gloomy night sky, he rode seven or eight hundred meters at a top speed of 20 kilometers per hour, until his legs ran out of strength before he sat back on the saddle.

Alas, I don't know what the 'predecessor' thinks, I know that I don't study hard when I am helpless, and I will lose and lose again.

Riding two kilometers, the wind is full of buildings into the sparsely populated construction section, and the half-built teaching buildings are inside the walls on both sides.

The workers have already left work, the streets are empty and silent, the street lamps covered by dust cast the faint light weakly on the ground, and the high-rise buildings wrapped in green safety nets are as terrifying as ghost caves.

The wheels of the mountain bikes rustle over the tarmac covered with gravel.

Feng Manlou didn't know why, he suddenly felt a little flustered, and he was about to speed up to ride across this road, when a vicious voice suddenly sounded behind him.

"The kid who handed out the flyers, stop for Lao Tzu!"

It's the thief in the snack street, he hears it!

Feng Manlou was shocked, stood up and pedaled wildly, instantly soaring from 12 kilometers per hour to 30 kilometers per hour.

Stop your uncle, when Lao Tzu's brain is in water?!

As long as you ride two or three kilometers further, it is the back door of your own college, and although there is only one security guard in the security booth there, it is enough to scare off thieves!

"Drip~Drip~Drip~"

"Run, you run, I don't believe your bicycle can outrun Lao Tzu's motorcycle!"

Bastard, relying on equipment!

The sound of the motorcycle's horn completely shattered Feng Manlou's plan, where can his mountain bike run to win the motorcycle, there is no hope of escaping, he will inevitably be beaten in the back, he can only be hard steel!

Pinch the brakes suddenly, the front wheel "squeaks" and locks, the wind is full of feet and legs, and the rear wheel of the bicycle is cocked and crosses the road 90 degrees in mid-air.

Kick the foot support, jump out of the car with the wind full of legs, let the bicycle stand between himself and the thief, and at the same time touch the mobile phone to call the police.

If you are in danger, you must go to the police!

I pressed it, but the screen didn't light up, and I pressed it again, but it still didn't light up.

Feng Manlou suddenly became anxious.

Your uncle, I still had 40% of the electricity just now, so turn it off for me now?!

Even if it's a copycat machine three years ago, you don't have to lose so much electricity, right?!

As soon as the lights flickered, the motorcycle stopped, and behind the thief of medium stature, a strong man carrying an iron rod and more than one meter eight came down first.

"Yo he, you really dare to stop, you're not small!"

The strong man kicked over the bicycle, and the empty and silent street immediately resounded with the terrifying "clang" sound of metal hitting the ground.

"What do you want to do?! Tell you, beating people is illegal, and if you don't want to go to jail, don't mess around. Feng Manlou took two steps back, his voice trembling a little.

Liangzi parked the car and walked over, laughing, "Liuzi, this is still a person who understands the law, what do you say, I'm so scared?"

"I'm so scared, too. ”

Liuzi stepped on the bicycle beam and came to Feng Manlou, and without saying hello, he suddenly raised the iron rod.

Feng Manlou was so frightened that he hurriedly raised his hand to protect his head, but who knew that the iron rod did not fall, but his stomach was kicked by Liuzi.

"Shhh

Feng Manlou's stomach hurt, he couldn't catch his breath, dropped his mobile phone, staggered backwards and sat on the ground.

"I dare to scare Lao Tzu with imprisonment, Lao Tzu dares to come out and mix, I never thought that I would have the rest of my life. ”

Liuzi Senran said, "You still dare to threaten me, I just wanted to give you a few slaps and it was over, but now, hmph, Lao Tzu has to beat you half to death!"

"Liuzi, just teach a lesson, don't make things bigger!" Ryoko hurriedly reminded him when he saw that he was really going to be ruthless.

"Don't worry, I've got it. The sixth son shook off his hand and continued to walk forward.

Seeing the six sons approaching step by step, Feng Manlou hurriedly pressed his stomach and got up, scolding in his heart.

Your uncle's system, I'm about to be beaten to death, and you still don't help?!

A curtain of light appeared in front of me again.

[You're already proficient in the five-step boxing method, why don't you punch?]

Out of your sister's fist, this person is such a big man, I haven't practiced kung fu in my two lives, how can I ...... Oh, why don't I punch?!

Didn't I just open a five-step boxing hanging, why don't you fight back?!

The sixth son approached, raised the iron rod again, Feng Manlou knew that this stick would definitely fall on him, and before he could think about it, he silently said in his heart: "Punch!"

Suddenly, his muscles suddenly tensed, his feet moved slightly, and he switched from facing the enemy head-on to standing sideways with fists in five steps, and the five-step punch in his mind flashed through in the way of a live-action movie.

In the picture, a burly man with a heroic face stands at the head of the city and walks on a pile, like Guo Daxia in "Shooting Eagles".

A set of five-step boxing was sent out by the ghost of Feng Manlou, as if it had been practiced thousands of times.

In the dim light, he lunged and punched, and his clenched right fist hit Liuzi Tan (the front midline of the chest, the flat 4th intercostal space, and the midpoint of the line between the two breasts), with a bang!

Tanzhong's acupoint has dense nerves, and the pain is severe after being hit.

"Ouch!"

Liuzi's eyes were dark in pain, and the iron rod fell to the ground, and his body immediately became rickety like a shrimp.

Feng Manlou's confidence was greatly boosted: "It's really useful, the system is not built randomly!"

After the lunge punch, followed by a bounce kick, his center of gravity moved forward, his right leg was raised and kicked hard, and the "bang" kick hit the crotch of Liuzi's pants, and at the same time, his left fist was delivered accurately and smashed on the bridge of Liuzi's nose.

"Ahh

The chickens flew and the nosebleeds let out a scream like a puppy's wail, his legs were together, his hands were pressed against his crotch, and his face was blue and he fell to the ground.

Ryoko, who was going to watch the play, was stunned for a moment.

He couldn't have imagined that Liuzi, who had practiced sanda for two years, was actually knocked over by the thin monkey who handed out the leaflets two or three times.

Thinking of the heart-rending wail, Ryoko felt a pain in her crotch.

Feng Manlou breathed a sigh of relief, leaned over and picked up the iron rod, and walked towards Ryoko with a sneer, "You want to teach me a lesson, you want to beat me half to death, you!"

"You, don't come here, if you come over again, I'll call the police, and tell you, you will be held legally responsible for excessive defense!" Ryoko panicked like a woman who had been insulted by hooligans.

"Yo, I'm still a thief who knows the law, I'm so scared, what do you say?" Feng Manlou returned all the words he had said before.

"I ...... I...... I'll pay for the medical bills, pay for the medical bills!" Ryoko shuddered and went to dig out her wallet.

"Take your hands away!" Feng Manlou shouted with an iron rod, "Lie on the ground with your head in your hands, and I'll take it myself." ”

Who knows if the thief will take a purse or a dagger out of his trouser pocket, he can't take this risk.

Liuzi was still lying on the ground pretending to be shrimp, and Liangzi didn't want to be kicked as well, so he hugged the back of his head with both hands and obediently lay on the ground.