Fierce Battle Chapter 4 The Brain Hole of the Strange Roommate

As he expected, Ryoko's pocket was not only a purse, but also a knife with a blade length of 7-8 centimeters.

"You really brought a knife, if I hadn't been careful, I would have almost caught your way!"

Feng Manlou slapped him on the head.

"Big brother, this knife is for my self-defense, and I don't plan to use it against you. Ryoko was about to cry, "The iron rod in your hand is more than a meter long, if I take out the knife, I won't beat you to death." ”

Feng Manlou thought about it and felt that it made sense, but remembering his arrogant appearance before, he slapped him a few times angrily, "What's wrong with it, if you don't steal other people's things, your life is comfortable, and those who are stolen by you must not die of depression?!"

"Big brother, I will definitely change my ways in the future and promise never to steal again. Ryoko begged for mercy.

The promise of this kind of lazy person is not much better than farting, Feng Manlou is too lazy to pay attention to him, and opens his wallet by himself.

There is a lot of money, more than 1,000 yuan.

He unceremoniously took 800 yuan and put it in his pocket.

"500 mobile phone repairs, 200 medical expenses, 100 car repair money, I didn't blame you, right?!"

"No, no, eight hundred is less, it's less. ”

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances. ”

Feng Manlou stuffed his wallet back into his pants pocket, confiscated the knife and iron rod, got up and pulled out the key to the motorcycle and threw it into the construction site wall, and returned to pick up the mobile phone.

Luckily, the phone screen is not cracked, only scratched, and it should still work.

[Clean up one thief and one gangster, add 20 chivalrous points.] 】

And the windfall, not bad.

Feng Manlou nodded with satisfaction, got on his bicycle and drove away.

Ryoko watched Feng Manlou disappear into the night, rubbed his head and got up, scolding his bad luck.

Ya, I knew that this thin monkey knew kung fu, why did I bite it hard, and I didn't say anything about being beaten in vain, and I didn't have 800 yuan.

"Oops~ Ryoko, send me to the hospital! I seem to be swollen underneath......"

Well, it looks like we've lost more than eight hundred tonight.

"Liuzi, hold on, I'll find the car keys right away!"

After returning to school, Feng Manlou first went to the infirmary to prescribe Yun'an Baiyao spray and Panax notoginseng capsules, and then returned to the dormitory.

The roommates were forming a group of pesticides, and the wind was full of buildings looking at the Bluetooth speaker on the table, and found that it was half past ten, and they couldn't help but secretly curse the dead pickpocket for delaying time.

"Crazy, why did you come back at this point, you're going to starve us to death......"

As soon as Da Bai howled, he was stunned, "Damn, what kind of supper did you bring, how can there be angular and colorful?!"

"Instant noodles. Feng Manlou shook the bag, "Braised beef, Laotan sauerkraut, shrimp and fish plate, stewed chicken with mushrooms, pork ribs and kelp, everything." ”

Du Xinbai, nicknamed Dabai, almost spat out old blood, "Your sister, you go to the snack street to distribute flyers, just buy us instant noodles and come back, what about the good brother who said that he was angry?!"

"Be considerate, don't order takeout, I was seriously injured today, and I forgot about bringing a supper. Throwing the plastic bag to Du Xinbai, Feng Manlou began to undress, the wound was stretched, and he grinned in pain.

The system allowed him to knock over the thugs, but it didn't leave him unharmed.

Seeing that there was a shoeprint-like bruise on his belly, Du Xinbai (Dabai), Ren Haoqiu (Sanqiu), Zhou Hai (Haizi), Li Fan (annoying), Li Nan (Amu), all lost their mobile phones and surrounded him.

"Crazy, you're not a tadpole in your head, and the indecent girl was beaten, right?" said Li Fan.

"I'll go, why are your hands swollen?!" Thursday Hai, who had a hot head, raised his hand in the windy building, "Crazy, don't you touch a girl's ass with both hands." ”

Feng Manlou: "......"

Feng Manlou rolled his eyes, "Fuck off, I'm not you, I'm not so perverted!"

"What the hell is going on, you say!" Du Xinbai asked.

"I'll talk about it later, I'll go to the shower and wash my clothes first, and I fell and was covered in dirt...... I'll go, what are you doing?!"

Facing the wolves who swarmed up and picked up their pants without saying anything, Feng Manlou almost used five steps again, making the whole bedroom chicken fly eggs.

"What kind of clothes to wash, isn't there a washing machine in the corridor, it just so happens that my clothes are not washed, just wash them together, you hurry up and take a bath, wash them well and tell your miserable experience!" Du Xinbai said while picking up his pants.

"Damn, scare me, I thought you were all out of the closet, I'll take it off myself, take it off by myself!"

Bare-chested into the bathroom, Feng Manlou turned on the shower and began to take a shower.

The water flowed down, and he woke up again to study the system carefully.

This is really a simple system, there are only two lines, in addition to the boxing techniques that have been mastered, that is, chivalrous points.

"System, how to exchange chivalrous points for martial arts?"

Feng Manlou asked curiously when he was playing bath gel.

The light curtain transitions, and four windows appear, from left to right:

【Outer Fist】-[Inner Fist]-[Martial Arts Peerless]-[Fantasy Peerless]

Feng Manlou swept it roughly, and couldn't help but open his eyes.

Not to mention the [Outer Fist] with a maximum of 666 exchange points, the [Inner Fist] with a maximum of 1332 points, and the [Martial Arts Peerless] with a maximum of 2664 points.

Let's just talk about the fantasy mastery that started at 13332 points, what [Pegasus Meteor Fist], [Saitama's Punch], [Hulk's Gamma Ray], [Realm King Fist], [No Beat Kill]...... It's all tricks from the comics.

This is too buggy, isn't it?

If you learn Saitama's punch, then you can't beat people and monsters and ET?!

After thinking about it, Feng Manlou found out that there were not many bugs.

I was brave enough to do 1 time and smash the thief and gangster 1 time, and I was lucky enough to earn 30 points, and if I want to save more than 10,000 points in a short time, it is pure fantasy.

The Flower Planting Country is the third largest country in the military strength and the second largest economy in Blue Star, and it is unlikely to launch a large-scale invasion unless other countries are crazy and plan to destroy the planet.

It is impossible for him to use Guo Daxia's set of defending the city pass to get the maximum reward of chivalrous points.

For the country and the people, the great man of chivalry, Feng Manlou feels that there should be no higher chivalrous behavior than defending the country.

Feng Manlou is not a person who is eager for quick success, even if he has actually experienced the benefits of "being able to fight", he still decided to work steadily and step by step.

Standing in the clouds and yelling, "Who else?!" is naturally very enjoyable, but if you can't do it for the time being, it's also cool to be a big white goose in the pond.

After taking a shower, Feng Manlou came out of the bathroom wearing torn boxers, and found that Dabai had even bought potato chips, coke and popcorn.

"I'll go, are you human, take my misfortune as a hilarity!"

"Oh, if you can take a shower alive, it means that it's okay, we have nothing to worry about, we might as well be a good listener. ”

Du Xinbai waved his hand, and suddenly said very seriously, "However, before you start talking, you have to honestly explain another thing first?"

Feng Manlou was stunned, and after getting along for more than two months, I have never seen Da Bai so serious.

"What's the matter?"

Du Xinbai took the empty pillow from Li Nan's hand, pointed to the hole at one end and asked, "Brother, are you really hungry and thirsty like this?"

If you're really panicking, Amu's girlfriend has a girlfriend who is very nice and looks good, and I originally wanted to introduce it to the annoying person, why don't I introduce it to you first?"

Feng Manlou: "......"

The corners of Feng Manlou's mouth twitched, "What do you think I did to the pillow?"

Du Xinbai pinched the pillow and stretched the breach into a circle, so that it was just the size of the words, "What to remove, that's what we thought." ”

"What did you go?"

The five of them nodded tacitly and said in unison: "Remove the word 'what' from your words, that's what we thought." ”

Damn, a bunch of perverts, I actually suspect that Lao Tzu has an affair with a pillow!

What kind of pillow did they think it was, an inflatable pillow?!

Is it tolerable or unbearable, aunt can bear it, uncle can't bear it!

The wind filled the building in an instant, grabbed two pillows and rushed up.

"You obscene old rascals, suffer death!"

"Calm down, don't kill each other!"

After a fight, the five people with cotton heads sat down obediently, and listened to Feng Manlou and began to talk about what happened before.

"That's it, I knocked over the bastard named Rokuko, slapped the thief named Ryoko a dozen times, confiscated their iron rods and daggers, threw their motorcycle keys, and walked away. ”

In order not to lose face, Feng Manlou directly took the encounter between Xia Lan and the milk tea shop with Spring and Autumn brushwork, and said that the girl said thank you and left.

The five of them pulled off the cotton, glanced at each other, and turned their heads to look at Feng Manlou, who was spraying Yunnan Baiyao on his fist.

"Crazy, are you sure you didn't fall into a pit on a bike?" Du Xinbai still didn't believe it.

Feng Manlou is thin, and he doesn't exercise as often as he does, how can he beat two social people.

"Nonsense, if you fall into the pit, you can have a shoe print on your stomach, and your head will be broken and bleeding early, do you see that I have other injuries?!"

"Crazy, why don't you call the police when you encounter this, what if the other party comes to trouble you later?" Ren Haoqiu believed his words, but he didn't agree with his handling method.

In a society governed by the rule of law, fighting will only make things more and more serious, and it is almost everyone's consensus.

After spraying the medicine and eating three Panax notoginseng blood capsules, Feng Manlou shook the mobile phone charging on the bed, "Alas, I wanted to call the police before I called, but the phone was turned off when it ran out of power." ”

"Then you can call the police with the mobile phones of those two people, ...... then" Ren Haoqiu was interrupted by Thursday Hai before he finished speaking.

"If you hit someone, you can't call the police, now it's a madman who knocked over those two, and kicked the crotch of the sixth son, there is no camera on Yucai Road, and I can't tell you when I go to the police station, and if I don't do it, I will be sentenced to beat each other, and I have to pay them money in turn. ”

"I think the madman is right, these two guys don't have clean butts, as long as he doesn't call the police, those two will definitely not dare to call the police, as long as they don't go to the snack street in the future, this matter will be over." ”

"That's what I thought, too. Feng Manlou nodded.