"Feng En, how does it feel to stand on this stage today?" After Lao Guo leveled Teacher Yu, he finally remembered that there was a little phoenix standing next to him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"There is no special feeling, the crows are silently on stage, it is estimated that they will be silent after a while, should I be grateful for the lack of applause at this moment. Xiaofeng said with an aggrieved face, he is also very good at this kind of thing to applause.

"Look at it, look at it, our fans of Yunde Club still welcome you, when you came to the stage just now, there was no applause because you didn't make an introduction, as long as you finished the introduction, there will naturally be applause. Xiaofeng's applause, Lao Guo felt a little embarrassed.

"Now I will introduce to you, the famous Korean artist Luo Fengen, compared to those who know a little bit about South Korea, he is involved in more aspects than me, and he has appeared in variety shows, movies and TV series, records, is still a cook, runs a restaurant, and now he is going to enter the cross talk world, I want to ask Fengen you, what are you doing. "Lao Guo began to run Xiaofeng.

"Actually, just like Mr. Guo introduced, I am an artist who does not care about his business, if I have to say a profession, it should be a funny artist, I debuted as a funny artist, everyone who knows me should know that in this Korean artist Luo Fengen, non-professional kindergarten-level cross talk actor Luo Fengen said hello to everyone. Xiaofeng hugged his fist and gestured to the audience, this time the applause was a lot warmer, although some people still don't know if Xiaofeng can say good crosstalk, but at present, there is no problem with this Chinese level.

"Alas, Feng En, I have to ask you, what is kindergarten-level?" Teacher Yu asked with a puzzled expression.

"Don't you and Teacher Guo always say that they are primary school students in the cross talk world, I am satisfied with putting gold on my face and mixing it with a kindergarten level. Xiaofeng replied with a smile.

"Well, it makes sense for you to explain that. "Lao Guo is shy, his chest is stacked, and he looks proud, in the current cross talk world, he Lao Guo claims that few primary school students dare to say anything else, there are basically few who have higher achievements than Guo Degang, and there are not many people who are older than Guo Degang, and the current cross talk industry Yundeshe has supported half the sky.

"My audience asks you, as a Korean artist, why can't you think about standing on this stage, what do you think about talking about cross talk without doing so many things that can make money?" Mr. Yu looked very incomprehensible.

"I like to listen to cross talk, and when I listen to it a lot, I want to have the opportunity to go on stage and say a paragraph, but I didn't expect the opportunity to come like this, or on the stage of Yunde Club, I am really excited to say what I said, and if there is anything wrong when I talk about cross talk, please forgive me, bear with me. Xiaofeng once again bowed his hand, it is not strange to have many people, standing on this stage in the name of Koreans must be modest, Lao Guo has complained about Koreans in the past, Xiaofeng must do some safety measures.

"Don't listen to him, to be honest, Feng En is the best non-professional kindergarten-level cross talk actor I have ever seen. "Lao Guo looked like you were too modest to dig a hole for Xiaofeng, and when I thought of the days and nights that created the book, Lao Guo was depressed.

"Alas, are you praising or belittling?" said Lao Guo, and Teacher Yu couldn't listen to it.

"Of course it's a boast. Lao Guo replied as a matter of course.

"Your family praises people like this, and the best ones have to be non-professional and kindergarten-level adjectives?"

"Then what do I say? Say the best cross talk actor? Then I'll swing there, say that the most talented of my apprentices and apprentices are going there, really boasting is to hate Feng En, I finish boasting today, it is estimated that Feng En will die on the street tomorrow, and the murderer is still a cross talker. Lao Guo said that he praised people so much for Xiaofeng's good.

"Don't talk nonsense, as for you, after you praised Feng En today, you will be killed tomorrow by the cross talker, are you taking your words too seriously, or are you thinking too badly about the cross talk. Teacher Yu said that Lao Guo had forgotten to take medicine.

"If you want me to say that Dingtian is something else, talk about cross talk, and change the object of beating villains from your old Guo to Feng En. Teacher Yu said this with a look of worrying, which made Xiaofeng feel very painful.

"Oh? And this kind of thing? Then let me say it again, Feng En, is the best cross talk actor I have ever seen, there is no one, once he enters the cross talk industry, everyone else who talks cross talk will starve to death, my colleagues, you should kill him quickly. Lao Guo said with great relief, as if he had some deep hatred with Xiaofeng.

Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped Lao Guo, if he let Lao Guo pull it down, he wouldn't be able to get him, Luo Fengen would become a public enemy of cross talk.

"It's a joke to say so much, everyone has heard it, Feng En's Chinese is very good, which has the most basic conditions for saying crosstalk, I say this to let everyone know, I don't just pull a Korean artist to come up and fool you, don't shout a refund for a while, if you fool you, why didn't I let Liu Zaishi or Quan Zhilong come up, my old Guo is still a person with a conscience and integrity." Lao Guo's boast was unexpectedly booed by the audience.

Liu Zaishi and Quan Zhilong stood up and waved in the eyes of the audience, this is not a pre-arranged link, let alone Liu Zaishi and Quan Zhilong understood what Lao Guo was saying, the reason why the two have this kind of reaction speed should be thanks to Yun'er sitting between the two, if Yun'er didn't remind them, it is estimated that the biggest possibility for these two now is to think about what they have done to attract the attention of so many people.

"How many years has Feng En been learning Chinese?" When the boos were over, Lao Guo then asked.

"It's been many years, I guess everyone has heard it, I still learned Northeast dialect, originally this thing is difficult enough for a foreigner, after learning Northeast dialect, I gave up flat tongue. Xiaofeng said with a look of remorse.

"Northeast dialect is also good, very popular, since you learn Northeast dialect, then I have to test you for the audience, there are eight calves in the Northeast, do you know? "Lao Guo started digging again.

"It's not hard for me. "I may not be able to test other Xiaofeng, but it is really difficult for Xiaofeng to take the Northeast dialect.

"Don't worry, just say that these eight calves are too simple, as long as you know Chinese casually, you can find out, you have to make up a paragraph yourself, not only to make up the eight calves into it, but also to make up a reasonable eight calves to use appropriately." Lao Guo's request has raised the difficulty of this temporary examination by several grades.

The audience applauded and said that they were listening, and the audience felt that it was not difficult to get a good word in advance, but Xiaofeng was already sweating here, and he had never seen such an embarrassing person on the stage.

Fortunately, Xiaofeng's reaction speed in entertainment has been practiced by the RM people, his mouth began to talk nonsense, his brain rotated rapidly, and it was not difficult to make up the eight calves in a paragraph, the difficulty was to be reasonable, of course, Xiaofeng also wanted to take this opportunity to take revenge on Lao Guo, so the difficulty rose again.

"Well, it's too difficult for me, so I'll sing a rap for everyone. In just a few dozen seconds, Xiaofeng came up with a solution.

"Singing RAP? It's not uncommon for people to die on this stage, but there are not many people like you who are already dead and insist that you didn't die badly. Lao Guo said in a very cheerful tone, Teacher Yu, who had been saying that Lao Guo was not particular about persuading Xiaofeng to give up, also said that good words were difficult to persuade damn ghosts.

In the puzzled eyes of everyone, Xiao Feng took a defensive posture and then began to sing: "Yo Yo Chek makes a set of pancakes and fruits, I said that you want eggs." ”

As soon as he sang a sentence, Xiaofeng was slapped by Lao Guo, and now the audience understands that Xiaofeng's defensive posture is for this.

"What are you doing? I just heard that Yunde Society loves to beat people, but today I finally saw it. Obviously hitting the head, Xiaofeng covered his chest and pretended to have serious internal injuries.

"Don't tell the truth, I beat you, do you still feel wronged? Are you so foolish? Where are the eight calves?" Lao Guo asked angrily, and Teacher Yu on the side also said that he didn't play like Xiaofeng.

"Don't worry, don't I sing a sentence to find a feeling, the calf will come out soon. Xiaofeng said very aggrieved.

Lao Guo said that all this was a misunderstanding and let Xiaofeng continue to sing, of course, Lao Guo was still holding the fan tightly in his hand and preparing to hit Xiaofeng, and Mr. Yu on the other side picked up another fan without doubt.

"Lao Guo loves to pull calves the most, scolding people and scolding the calves, Lao Guo loves the calves the most, everyone else is rolling calves, peers are all small calves, sooner or later will finish the calves, Lao Guo loves to pretend to be calves, and finally became the king of eight calves. Xiaofeng ran away after singing the first sentence and dragged the microphone, borrowing Teacher Yu as a cover to deal with Lao Guo, and Teacher Yu cooperated with Xiaofeng with a smile on his face, stretched out his arms and played eagle to catch chickens.

"Feng En, how do you want to die?" Lao Guo was so angry that he blushed and had a thick neck, and he sang at a good level, but this word really made Lao Guo feel too bad.

"Lao Guo, don't be like this, it's a bit personable, besides, I think Feng En is not wrong in singing, and the words used are basically correct. Teacher Yu's face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum, which was so relieved.

"The above is the song of the eight calves that I wrote and sang, I hope you can enjoy it. "Pick up and mobilize the atmosphere, Xiaofeng is better than Lao Guo and Teacher Yu.

"I think your song will keep it hot, not to mention the audience in the audience, as long as those videos are broadcast in China, you will be completely popular. Teacher Yu made an evaluation of Xiaofeng's unreliable rap.

"Don't be too hot, after all, the time for creation is limited, and there is no musical instrument accompaniment, so I will record a full version tomorrow and post it on the Internet, I hope you will see Mr. Guo's face and spread it. Xiaofeng added in a very cheap voice.

Lao Guo immediately said that he couldn't talk about this cross talk today, and he shouted that he wanted to cut off his robe and break his righteousness with Xiaofeng, as if he was not the one who was embarrassed for Xiaofeng before.

It wasn't until Xiaofeng repeatedly promised that he would never record it into a song, and Lao Guo walked back with an unhappy face, and then leaked a smile that was more ugly than crying, saying that these were all rehearsed in advance, and he also fought hard to support Xiaofeng.

After being hit by the song of the eight calves, Lao Guo was a lot more honest, and he was in no mood to continue to embarrass Xiaofeng.

"From the performance just now, it can be seen that Feng En's Northeast dialect has definitely reached the standard of level eight, why did you learn Northeast dialect in the first place?" Lao Guo said that he was reluctant to talk to Xiaofeng, and Teacher Yu could only take over this task.

"I like Chinese culture before I go to learn. "Xiaofeng began to play routines.

"Chinese is hard to learn, right?" Teacher Yu then asked.

"I didn't think it was difficult at first, but the more I came into contact with it, the more I felt the breadth and depth of Chinese. Xiao Feng made a painful expression.

"Can you give us two examples?"

"When I first learned Chinese, I liked a poem very much, and who knew that Chinese food was hard work. ”

"This is Li Shen's compassion for the peasants. ”

"I don't know who wrote the poem, but I later learned that the most famous sentence in this poem is the day of hoe and day, I saw on the Internet that hoe and day are still two people, so I went to ask my Chinese teacher who hoe He and day afternoon were, and I was slapped in the face. Xiaofeng began to shake off the burden.

"Wait, can I ask if your Chinese teacher is male or female?" Teacher Yu asked with interest.

"A very young and beautiful female teacher, this still has something to do with men and women?" asked Xiaofeng with a confused expression.

"If it's a man, maybe I can discuss this poem with you. Teacher Yu said meat words seriously.

"I have a problem, the more I don't let me study, the more willing I am to study, and the research has found that there are many similar sentences in ancient poems. "Xiaofeng looks like I'm a good student.

"You can wait, are you sure what you said can be broadcast?" asked Teacher Yu with a nervous expression.

"Is there anything you can't say on the stage of Yunde Society?" Xiao Feng asked rhetorically.

"Of course, you can say anything, and don't let the broadcaster let them edit it themselves. Lao Guo took a stubble on the side, showing that he was very interested in the poems that Xiaofeng said.

"There is a sentence called the sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, I just want to know who the incense burner and purple smoke are, and there is also a sentence that stops to have sex in the maple forest night, I very much doubt that this is a person who travels through the world, too modern ....... "Xiaofeng's words are similar to Guankou, a good ancient poem is interpreted by modern people as yin word waves, there are too many similar examples, and I have to admit that this person is a lewd talent.

"Okay, the more I talk, the more I slip away, I really can't listen to it anymore, I can only say that you have learned crookedly. Teacher Yu had to stand up and stop Xiaofeng, and said that Yunde Club had to be sealed if he continued to say so.

Xiaofeng pretended to be stupid and said that the audience loved to listen to it, but Mr. Yu explained that it doesn't matter whether the audience likes to listen or not, the important thing is that the impact is not good.

Xiaofeng could only say with a regretful face that there was still a lot to be said about his research on poetry.