Chapter 877: A Role Model in Male Adultery
"Feng En, I didn't expect you to be so good at studying ancient poetry, let's study it together when you have time, you have to know how to share good things. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Teacher Yu is still telling Xiaofeng that it is wrong to distort and misinterpret it like this, so Lao Guo invited Xiaofeng to study it together.
Teacher Yu, who had an angry face, said that he didn't care about this matter, and love was whatever it was.
"Feng En, you know a lot about poetry, what about other aspects?" Lao Guo looked like we had the same smell and instantly reconciled with Xiao Feng.
"Side, your approval is something you approve, but we don't. Teacher Yu said very dissatisfied, cross talk is already vulgar enough, and it is even more vulgar if you do it like this.
"Who are we referring to, why did I see you?" asked Lao Guo with a puzzled expression.
"Don't you see so many audiences? Can't so many people talk about us?" Teacher Yu pointed to the audience and said, Teacher Yu felt that the fans of Yunde Club were completely spoiled by Lao Guo.
"No, I didn't hear what the audience said, just Mr. Yu, you are alone here and there, are you nobler than us?" Lao Guo looked at the audience very seriously, and then said with a dissatisfied face.
"Why not? You ask, you don't ask, they're embarrassed to say. Teacher Yu said that he didn't know what he was compared with others, but he was still a more noble person than Lao Guo.
"Okay, let me ask, is the research we did just now correct? Do you like to listen to it?" Lao Guo asked the audience with a smile on his face, and the audience did not disappoint Lao Guo, and the shouts of Yes and Love broke through the sky.
"Look at what I say, my food and clothing parents say yes and love to listen, then I will study. Old Guo said proudly.
"You guys have such special tastes, and you actually like this. Teacher Yu looked incomprehensible.
"What's the matter, Brother Qian, if you don't want to study me, I don't force it, but you can't stop me, you are not bad for money, my Lao Guo and so many apprentices and grandchildren still have to rely on my food and clothing to support their parents. Lao Guo made the appearance of being forced to become a prostitute, and the boos from the audience rose again.
"I'm not short of money, yes, since this is a requirement of my parents, then I will reluctantly study it. Teacher Yu coughed lightly and said with a little embarrassment.
"Don't mind, there are not many noble people in our Yunde Society, and we still expect you to carry the noble banner, senior brother, don't wronged yourself, cross talk is just a hobby for you, unlike us who have to rely on this to support our families. Teacher Yu wanted to get off the donkey, but Lao Guo didn't let him.
"That's right, this is called the market decides everything, we will study what the audience likes, what performance is the right way, and doing it against the audience is not about money. Xiao Feng interjected a sentence to slightly beautify this shameless behavior.
"Feng En is right, we are vulgar, we just say those that can't be broadcast, who makes the audience like it, but I want to solemnly explain here, these are the requirements of the market, not my Lao Guo wants to do this, so if one day I am arrested because of this, please be lenient with me. Lao Guo said helplessly, as if he didn't want to do this.
"Okay, you always say this, no matter how much you say, you should be caught, you should be judged, we have been brothers for so many years, can I let you go in alone? I will accompany you. Teacher Yu made a very righteous look.
"Rank, do you understand? Our Yunde Club is risking prison time to talk to you about cross talk, this money is really not easy to earn, so in the future, you don't think about expensive tickets, and always think about refunding tickets. Lao Guo said very emotionally, but the audience didn't buy it, they should be booed, and there were many people who shouted for refunds.
After Mr. Yu said that he was willing to join the crowd for the sake of the audience, this topic ended here, and the topic returned to Xiaofeng.
"Feng En, you speak Chinese very well, and your research on poetry is even better. Lao Guo rarely praised Xiaofeng.
"Stop, that article is exposed, say something else, do you really want to go to prison and talk about cross talk. Teacher Yu said that it was better not to say those words, and everyone just tacitly agreed.
"So far, it can only prove that what you said is good, are you good at reading and writing?" Teacher Yu reminded Lao Guo.
"I think it's okay, I usually read less Chinese books, especially traditional classics. Xiaofeng said modestly.
"Oh, what kind of books are you reading, what is your favorite or most impressive book?" Lao Guo then asked.
"You guys stop for a moment, I'll say a little more, don't talk about the traditional masterpieces of the Ximen officials, don't talk about this on this stage. Feeling that the words were wrong, Mr. Yu hurriedly reminded him.
"What kind of book is Simon Daguan?" As long as you spend a long time with Tiffany, it's too easy to perform bottoms and sell cuteness.
"You haven't read such a famous book, it's a treasure, Teacher Yu who was in the quyi class at the beginning didn't look at it secretly, hiding in the quilt every day to read, we didn't lend it to us if we wanted to. "Teacher Guo has started to arrange Teacher Yu again.
"No, there is absolutely no such thing, can you stop talking nonsense in front of so many people. Teacher Yu immediately stopped doing it when he heard Lao Guo arrange it.
"How can you talk nonsense? Have you forgotten? You used to watch the Water Margin under the covers every night with a flashlight with 16 batteries? Or we called Gao Feng up to see if there was anything going on. "Teacher Yu is in a hurry, and Lao Guo is more anxious than him.
"Oh, you're talking about the Ximen official in the Water Margin. Teacher Yu looked suddenly enlightened.
"What do you think?" asked Lao Guo with a smile.
"I didn't think, no, what did I take a sixteen-section flashlight to watch in the quilt?" Teacher Yu changed the topic and asked.
"Senior brother, why did you forget, didn't the quyi class not let us read novels at night, and cut off the power for us. Lao Guo continued to talk nonsense.
"Yes, there is. Teacher Yu nodded and admitted that watching the Water Margin is not a big deal, even if it is a flashlight with sixteen batteries and watching it in the bed at night.
"So what can the Ximen officials say?" Xiaofeng finally had a chance to ask.
"This Simon official can speak. "Teacher Yu has been fooled so many times and has learned well, he is afraid that he will be able to say that Xiaofeng over there has come up with a strange book, a book about Ximen officials who have enriched the entertainment and cultural life for many years.
"It's good to be able to say it, if you can't even say the four famous novels, I really doubt that there is anything else to say on this stage. Xiaofeng made a sigh of relief.
"Feng En, haven't you only read the four famous novels?" Lao Guo looked like he had discovered the truth.
"Of course not, the four famous novels are good, but because of the age, I can't understand a lot of the original version, but I read the vernacular version, but my favorite is folk myths and legends, I think it's very connotative. ”
"Can you tell us which legend you prefer? There are so many folklore. Teacher Yu was afraid that Lao Guo would continue to mislead Xiaofeng, so he hurriedly answered.
"I have two favorites, one is the Legend of the White Snake called the Four Folk Love Legends. ”
"This is really famous, and various literary and artistic forms about the legend of the White Snake have been interpreted in their own way. Teacher Yu nodded in agreement with Xiaofeng's statement, and Xiaofeng said that Teacher Yu was also relieved when he said the White Snake.
"And what's the other one?" Teacher Yu then asked.
"There is a collection of novels in the Qing Dynasty called Liao Zhai Zhiwei, and there is an article called Nie Xiaoqian, which I like very much. ”
"This is also very famous, it has been adapted on both large and small screens, it is called Nie Xiaoqian in Liaozhai, and it has been changed to a more euphemistic and beautiful name called A Chinese Ghost Story after it was moved to the screen. "Teacher Yu has begun to popularize posture again.
"Speaking of which, I have to ask, there are a lot of legends with two equals, why do you like these two?" Mr. Yu was finally really relieved, and he was finally able to praise people happily.
Everyone knows that one of the male protagonists in these two stories is called Xu Xian, and the other male protagonist is called Ning Caichen. ”
"That's right. ”
"I think these two are models of male prostitution, and they can be called role models among male prostitution, and they are worth learning from the majority of male prostitutes. ”
"Oh, are you talking about being so affectionate?"
"No, Mr. Yu, you are too superficial, the reason why I say this is entirely because Xu Xian can be a snake, Ning Caichen dares to sleep ghosts, it is too sharp, it is my learning goal. Xiaofeng said excitedly.
"Feng En, you want to be crazy, return me to be superficial, if I want to be superficial, you are vulgar. Teacher Yu had a disgusting expression on his face, and began to educate Xiaofeng after the applause from the audience ended.
"You can say that I am vulgar but I am definitely not low, Sage Confucius once said that eating men and women, people's great desires exist, Mencius said that food and sex, sex also, this is obviously how the avenue to Teacher Yu's mouth became low-level, Teacher Yu, are you going crazy?" Xiao Feng retorted sharply.
"You know a lot, but what the human saint is talking about is the great desire of people, and the White Lady and Nie Xiaoqian can't be regarded as people. After holding back for a long time, Mr. Yu finally found a place to refute.
"Teacher Yu, now that the world is the same, the earth has become a global village, the most important thing in Huaxia is tolerance, and your behavior of discriminating against female ghosts and female goblins is also unacceptable. "Saying that Xiaofeng is not weaker than Lao Guo.
"Why am I discriminating again, and can I still discriminate against female ghosts and goblins?" Teacher Yu complained dissatisfiedly.
"Diehards like you should let the female ghosts and goblins talk to you, don't sleep tonight, they will go back to you for a good talk." "Xiaofeng said that I can't do anything about you, so let the female ghost and goblin sanction you.
"No need, good fellow, why did you say so panic, I don't have a good heart, when I didn't say anything, you were all right. Under the threat of ghosts, Mr. Yu compromised.
"Luo Fengen, I want to break off my friendship with you. Lao Guo, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly spoke.
"Mr. Guo, are you holding on? What did I say, you are going to break off your friendship with me. Xiao Feng asked with a confused expression, this nameless fire is really confusing.
"You actually gave Brother Qian, Song female ghost and female goblin, don't send it to me, I want to break off my friendship with you, what I hate most is people like you who don't know how to share good things. Lao Guo yelled angrily.
"Good guy, there is someone who is more powerful than Xu Xian and Ning Caichen, Lao Guo, no one will rob you of this thing, it's all for you, don't forget to leave the door tonight." Teacher Yu made a look of admiration.
"See, this is a true friend, Brother Qian, don't worry, I'm not a person who eats alone, it's a female ghost or a female goblin, you pick first." Lao Guo said very righteously.
"No, I can't enjoy it if I'm not in good health, it's all yours. Teacher Yu said that he was not interested at all.
Xiaofeng and Lao Guo still wanted to discuss what kind of female goblin and ghost would come, Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped the two, but now they are talking about cross talk on the stage, these are all down the stage, anyway, they have to stay in South Korea for a few days, and they are not in a hurry.
Lao Guo was still very satisfied with how Xiaofeng knew what his brother liked, and Lao Guo immediately said that he would accept apprentices for his master and be the same brother as Xiaofeng.
Teacher Yu hurriedly stopped, saying that Lao Guo was not afraid that his master would come to him tonight, Lao Guo thought about it for a while and felt that if he didn't play for the master's apprentices, the female ghost would be acceptable to him, but the man would forget it, and the master would not be able to.
The apprentice for the teacher did not succeed, and the old Guo who was in a state of excitement proposed to burn incense and kowtow to form a brother with a different surname, but Teacher Yu came out to stop it again, and there were many apprentices who were about the same age as Xiaofeng, and it didn't matter if they were brothers and brothers, anyway, Lao Guo did a lot of things to harm the apprentices, if he was serious about eight hundred brothers with different surnames, it would be a big deal, and according to the rules, hundreds of apprentices had to kowtow to Xiaofeng's uncle to make tea.
Under the intervention of Mr. Yu, the relationship between Lao Guo and Xiaofeng is still maintained in calling brothers and sisters, Lao Guo expressed regret for this, in order to make up for Xiaofeng, Lao Guo expressed his willingness to take Xiaofeng into the cross talk world for development, Quanyun De Club except for his Lao Guo and Teacher Yu's partners to pick at will, who is who, and in the next few years, he will not hesitate to spend money and do his best to hold it, and Teacher Yu, who is embarrassed to stop him, can only sigh that the power of female ghosts and goblins is really great.
The interest came up, Lao Guo also said that today's cross talk is no longer performing, let Xiaofeng choose a partner on the stage, whether it is suitable or not, the most intuitive and effective way is to see the audience's reaction, Lao Guo patted his chest and assured that there is one, whether it is his Lao Guo's brother or apprentice, as long as Xiaofeng falls in love with Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng's partner, anyway, the ID card is pressed on him.
With Lao Guo's guarantee, Xiaofeng's confidence was enough in an instant, but the scene still had to be said, first of all, Xiaofeng first expressed his regret that he couldn't choose Lao Guo and Teacher Yu, and secondly, he praised the cross talk actors of Yunde Club are good, and finally confirmed that Lao Guo really wants to be praised and ranked the highest, Xiaofeng said that he will definitely take advantage of this opportunity and must choose the best and most suitable partner for himself.
Before stepping down, Lao Guo didn't forget to remind Xiaofeng not to forget about female ghosts and female goblins, he could leave the door, and after getting Xiaofeng's assurance, Lao Guo was satisfied and stepped down under the urging of Teacher Yu.