Chapter 119: Huddle together for warmth
If we have to find a scapegoat, then the only explanation is that all natural disasters are man-made disasters, and all natural disasters are rewarded by God to those who have a heart.
Hu Xiaoni was rounded up by Brother-in-law Zhuang's understatement of "resenting me" when she saw such a serious right and wrong, and she refused to give up and ridiculed, "Yo, Brother-in-law Zhuang, I finally realized my mistake, but you haven't said anything wrong?"
"Yes, yes, don't say anything about providence and coincidence, Sister Hu will definitely not believe it. ”
When Sister Hu Ye saw that her new brother-in-law was a manly husband and dared to do it, she began to curry favor with Sister Hu again.
Since the new brother-in-law admits that it is his dirty, then the theory of providence and coincidence is self-defeating, so that his so-called careful thinking of cooperation no longer exists, so Hu Ye's sister intentionally or unintentionally reminded the new brother-in-law that if you want to confess and be lenient, don't do anything extraneous to resist.
Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Hu Ye's sister was so witty, and she threw the blame to herself so quickly, and she also cooperated with her heart and said, "It's all my intention to see the color, and I construct all this, I confess, I apologize, I'm sorry." ”
Hu Xiaoni saw the two of them acting with her, not to mention how depressed she was. She knew that Zhuang Laose was the mastermind and Hu Ye was the accomplice, but under the cover of providence and coincidence, she couldn't find any flaws, and while she admired Zhuang's brother-in-law, she was also lamenting the injustice of fate to herself.
Could it be that this is the heredity and customs of Hujiawan? Thinking about the accidents and coincidences that happened halfway through, there could not be more! It seems that all natural disasters are man-made disasters! At this time, Hu Xiaoni also expressed the same emotion as Brother-in-law Zhuang.
Since these are providence and challenges, then I, Hu Xiaoni, am not a vegetarian, I just accept the offer, and when I think of this, Hu Xiaoni's confidence and confidence have come up again.
She looked at Brother-in-law Zhuang, who did not have the slightest sincerity to apologize, and still buried it unrelentingly, "Since you have confessed to the contract, then I have forgiven you temporarily, but as a punishment, you must clean up everything inside and outside the car, otherwise, you know!"
Hu Xiaoni's emotional intelligence is not blown, and she finally showed her killer feature.
"What? You still want me to work? That's not good, it's not too much to kill, not to mention that I've already apologized to you. ”
As soon as her voice fell, it was Brother-in-law Zhuang's turn to be unwilling.
Alas, how can a big man do such menial work? Although I am not diligent, I am not idle all the time, my eyes are used to appreciate beautiful women, my hands are used to touch beautiful bodies, my mouth is used to taste delicious food, and all organs are always in first-class combat readiness, so how can I be punished for hard labor? I just don't do it, see what you can do with me? The cunning brother-in-law Zhuang thought extremely selfishly.
Sister Hu Ye saw the reluctance of her new brother-in-law, and hurriedly stepped forward to play the round, "You two are still finished, don't look at what time it is, and let others sleep?"
A sentence of sleep reminded everyone that the most embarrassing and difficult entanglement was still to come.
Everyone consciously returned to the cruel reality from the more serious and unconvinced mentality, and they took action in unison, and after a while, they cleaned up inside and out, and were ready to rest.
The driver checked the condition of the car and the surroundings for the last time, and after confirming that there were no negligence and unsafe factors, he closed the door and locked it, ready to enter the mode of sleeping and resting.
As soon as he sat in the driver's seat and was about to rest for a while, he found two little beauties, looking at him with four eyes, as if they were monsters and should not invade their territory.
"Clever as you!"
The hostess Hu Xiaoni took the lead in praising it.
"Correct as you are. ”
Hu Ye's sister also began to echo.
"Then you're not afraid that I'll go out and be eaten by wolves?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang began to figure out their thoughts with difficulty.
"Don't be afraid, you are all wolves, they won't eat you. ”
is still Hu Xiaoni's poisonous mouth, and even her lines are ready.
"Yes, yes, especially the she-wolves, they will take care of you as a baby, not only to eat and live but also to take care of you..."
As soon as I talked about this, Hu Ye's sister was embarrassed to go on.
"What's the matter? Shame, right?"
Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Hu Ye's sister wanted to speak and stopped, so he directly said the second half of the sentence.
"That's what you said, I didn't say it. ”
As soon as Hu Ye's sister heard the word shame, she suddenly didn't dare to admit it.
Hu Xiaoni saw that the two of them were talking and went down, and hurriedly went back to the topic, "When is it, you are still so unserious, hurry up and find a way to arrange for sleep." ”
"Why is it not serious, haven't you all arranged? I'll go to the wolf's den to be a pervert, you sleep on the lathe here, the wolves have more meat and less meat, they come back and swallow you, no, they swallow you. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang was so excited that he even came out with limericks.
"Hahaha, you think I'm scared, if they really come, I'll throw all these delicious and delicious food to them, they will definitely not hurt me. ”
Sister Hu Ye is so smart that she even thought of this trick.
"You can pull it down, if they really come, I will be the first to push you down, so that you can save the New Year's goods you bought. ”
As soon as Hu Xiaoni's words fell, the two little beauties frolicked into a group, scrambling to push each other down, and for a while, the wolf smoke was everywhere, the scenery was beautiful, the chickens flew and the dogs jumped, and the fragrance was exciting......
finally stopped fighting, and their attention shifted to business again, or the hostess Hu Xiaoni took the lead in losing her breath, she looked at Brother-in-law Zhuang's gloating look, and couldn't help but kick him, "Since you are our driver, then how do you arrange sleep with this little space?"
"What else can I arrange? You lie down and sit, you sleep and I watch. ”
Driver Zhuang also became anxious when he saw Hu Xiaoni, and deliberately perfunctory.
"Then what's the matter? You are all wearing expensive furs, and I am alone in a red jacket, and you don't freeze me into ice incense at the end of the night?"
When Hu Ye heard that his new brother-in-law had arranged it like this, he was immediately unhappy.
"So what should I do? If you really can't hold on, you can sleep with your best friend and sister. ”
Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that Hu Ye disagreed, and began to tease them.
Although this sounds fine, but after Brother-in-law Zhuang said it clearly, the two little beauties always feel so awkward? When they were children, they could sleep together without guessing, but now they have grown into big girls who are convex and backward, and how embarrassing it is to hug them like this! Although they are best friends, they are not so close that they are not separated from each other.
Hu Xiaoni saw that Brother-in-law Zhuang was insinuating something, so she didn't get angry and said, "Manly man, you don't need to hide and remind us, just say how to sleep tonight?"
Hu Xiaoni originally wanted to kick the ball to Director Zhuang, she just wanted to see what kind of tricks and excitement Director Zhuang could play in such a small space, once Director Zhuang showed his filth and unbearableness, then she Hu Xiaoni would have a reason to further attack and ridicule him.
The little episode of the umbrella curtain just now, she was forced to let him go because she had no reason and evidence, and now she has to keep her eyes open and look carefully, and she can't let them play anything under her nose anymore.
Hu Xiaoni's idea is good, and it is right to take the initiative, but in the face of the cunning and veteran Brother-in-law Zhuang, all her tricks and efforts are in vain. Brother-in-law Zhuang not only didn't fall for it, but kicked the ball back, which made Hu Xiaoni angry enough. So she didn't care about the girl's reserve, and directly blushed her face and bit her teeth to throw out the sensitive topic of "how to sleep".
"Yes, yes, new brother-in-law, don't let us guess anymore, you are the leader, you just say how to sleep, right?"
Hu Ye is worthy of being Hu Ye, in order to distort the meaning of the hostess, even the word "the" was omitted.
Don't underestimate this word, it will be very different if you have it and don't have it.
Hu Xiaoni means how to sleep on how to sleep, highlighting the principle and bottom line under the existing conditions, focusing on the word; Hu Ye Meizi's province has changed its taste, and it has become how to optimize, combine, and arrange the sleeping position, highlighting energy saving and affordability, focusing on the word sleep.
Sister Hu Ye knows Sister Hu's selfishness and precautions, and she also understands that what the new brother-in-law wants is novelty and beauty, but the cruel reality tells them that the new brother-in-law can't sit and sleep all night in order to avoid suspicion, and the air conditioner can't run out of fuel for heating, and all of them have to return to the primitive stage of huddle for heating. Therefore, Hu Ye's sister boldly distorted the hostess's meaning, intentionally or unintentionally connecting the problem to the truth.
As soon as her voice fell, Sister Hu, who was angry, was not happy, "Okay, you shameless wild girl, I'm leading Zhuang Laose to the right path, you can do it well, not only help him but also take him to the ditch." This old Zhuang is already in a bad stomach, if you don't seduce him, he will be blamed, now it's okay, wouldn't your hint fall into his arms. Don't think that I don't know your little thoughts, isn't it just taking the opportunity to let him be stimulated and tasted? ”
Thinking of this, Hu Xiaoni glanced at Hu Ye fiercely and continued to criticize, "How do you talk, what do you mean by how to sleep, do I mean that?"
Hu Ye's sister saw that the young lady began to be more serious, and hurriedly defended aggrievedly, "Why not? You obviously said how to sleep tonight, I can hear it really, I don't believe it, ask your new brother-in-law." ”
As soon as Hu Ye finished speaking, he winked at his new brother-in-law, the meaning couldn't be clearer, I'm helping you, don't betray me!