The new brother-in-law nodded secretly, and was about to help Hu Ye's sister lie, when he heard Hu Xiaoni start to go crazy, "How is this possible? I obviously said how to sleep tonight, what about the word?

When Hu Ye's sister saw that the young lady looked like a menacing tigress, she hurriedly said in fright, "Hmph, what should not be done, is there a difference? ”

Hu Ye also began to pretend to be naïve, intentionally or unintentionally.

"Cut, that's a big difference, the difference between one word is the difference between one thought. ”

Hu Xiaoni is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and immediately reminded-for-tat.

Driver Zhuang didn't have a clue when he saw that the two little girlfriends were arguing like tongue twisters, and hurriedly played 50 boards each, "Actually, what you said is right, but it's not right." ”

As soon as the words fell, the two little beauties were reluctant, and Hu Xiaoni was the first to make a difficulty, "Aren't you talking nonsense? It's the same as not saying it." ”

"That's it, how can you be like this and muddy. ”

Sister Hu Ye also began to echo the little sister.

As soon as Driver Zhuang saw that the two of them were not convinced, he began to analyze as a teacher, "In essence, 'how to sleep' and 'how to sleep' are the same meaning, but Sister Hu focuses on the first half, and Sister Hu focuses on the second half." ”

Looking at the disdainful looks of the two little beauties, Driver Zhuang began to add further, "The word in the first half implies that we must clean up the space scientifically and reasonably, and try to let us sleep comfortably and steadily; ”

"Cut, the fox's tail is finally exposed, after all, isn't it just huddle for warmth? Why bother around such a big bend?" Hu Xiaoni couldn't stop interrupting as soon as she saw the dirty appearance of the Zhuang driver.

"Wrong! How to keep warm in a scientific and reasonable way. ”

Driver Zhuang was also unconvinced and retorted.

"Yo, how do you huddle together to keep warm and come up with tricks, then I have to listen carefully. ”

After speaking, Hu Xiaoni motioned to the Zhuang driver to continue to make up.

"First of all, our fuel is limited, we definitely can't play all night, even if I can play all night, I won't take such a risk, after all, the toxic gas brought by the air conditioning and heating is enough to suffocate the three of us, so we have to turn off the air conditioning and find another way; second, now the temperature in the car is just enough to last for an hour, but after an hour, the temperature in the car will drop to freezing, we have enjoyed the food and red wine that can provide heat, and the remaining source of warmth is only the body temperature of the three of us..."

Before Driver Zhuang could finish speaking, he was rudely interrupted by Hu Xiaoni, "I don't listen, I don't listen, it's too obscene and dirty." ”

How could Hu Xiaoni tolerate her beloved Brother-in-law Zhuang sharing it with others, so she shook her head and covered her ears in opposition.

Hu Ye's sister, who had never interjected, saw that the young lady's reaction was so intense, and she also looked at her new brother-in-law as if asking for help, and asked, "Is there no other way?"

"Yes!"

Brother-in-law Zhuang replied affirmatively.

As soon as they heard that there were other tricks, the two little beauties suddenly opened their curious eyes, looking forward to Brother-in-law Zhuang's next words. Seeing that Brother-in-law Zhuang didn't speak for a long time, the two little beauties also couldn't wait to urge, "You say!"

Hu Xiaoni took the lead and couldn't hold her breath, as long as she didn't huddle together for warmth, she could accept any plan.

"You're talking. ”

Hu Ye's sister also began to be impatient, she wanted to see what tricks the new brother-in-law had in addition to huddling for warmth.

"That's what you begged me to say," Driver Zhuang deliberately sold Guanzi, "don't regret it!"

"Forget it, you better don't talk about it. ”

As soon as Hu Xiaoni saw Brother-in-law Zhuang's ill-intentioned dirty appearance, she knew that she was not at ease, so she hurriedly stepped forward to stop it.

"No, no, no, I'm the most annoying to say half of it, so let him finish it, otherwise people won't be able to sleep. ”

Hu Ye's sister's curiosity was suddenly aroused by her new brother-in-law, so she couldn't stop begging the young lady.

"Okay, well, since you are also so, then I will fulfill you as a perverted girl. After Hu Xiaoni finished speaking, she glanced at Brother-in-law Zhuang with bad intentions, "If there is any bad water, spit it out, I think you are uncomfortable holding it." ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang saw that the smart Hu Xiaoni had already guessed her bad intentions, and suddenly had no interest in teasing any more, so she hurriedly found a reason to prevaricate, "Forget it, it's not early, let's clean up and get ready for bed." ”

Now Hu Ye's sister is even more unhappy, she doesn't like to guess the riddle the most, no matter what, she has to be more truthful, seeing that the words came to her mouth and the new brother-in-law swallowed it back, Hu Ye's sister's heart didn't mention the panic, "That's not good, don't play with people like this, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, you have to finish the words." ”

Hu Ye's sister stared at her new brother-in-law unrelentingly and said dissatisfied.

"You can pull it down, just his squinting appearance, what good words can there be, you still have to get to the bottom of it, you really want to say a yellow word that is not suitable for children, I see where your face goes..."

Hu Xiaoni saw that Hu Ye was a little too much, and hurriedly joked with a smile.

"Ah, no wonder?

After Hu Ye's sister finished speaking, she blushed and stuck out her tongue, and honestly kept silent.

It turned out that she also guessed from their expressions and tones that eight or nine are inseparable, except for the heat that can be generated between men and women, the rest is love and shame. As a person who came over, this new brother-in-law must have teased them with children, but fortunately he was recognized by the young lady, otherwise the embarrassment would have been great. Since children should not be mentioned, then they are left with the only way to huddle together to keep warm......

As soon as everyone saw that the living could not let the urine suffocate to death, they gradually accepted this cruel fact, and they all took action unconsciously, moving the New Year's goods in the back seat to the front seats, expanding the back space as much as possible, and being busy for a while.

Finally squeezed out the space that was barely enough for three people to lie on their sides, and then a new question was placed in front of them, how could this man and two women sleep? To put it bluntly, it was Hu Ye's sister's "How to sleep?" ......

It stands to reason that the hero and heroine are together, and Hu Ye's sister lying on the side is the best combination, but whether the hero and heroine are embraced on the side of the male protagonist's sleeping car, or in the middle of the male protagonist's sleeping car?

If Brother-in-law Zhuang lies down on the side of the car to block the wind, then Hu Xiaoni must be in the middle of the space, which is not too embarrassing, and the two of their little girlfriends can also talk quietly, which should be the best arrangement, and it is also Hu Xiaoni's warmest and most anticipated combination. But a cruel new problem came again, it was not only cruel but also unscientific to let a Hu Ye girl in an ordinary red jacket block the wind for them by the side of the car, and let a Hu Xiaoni in a mink coat warm up in the middle.

Everyone knows that the cold resistance of fur is much stronger than that of red jackets, and it should be put next to the car to block the wind, otherwise there will be an imbalance of cold and hot and hot.

But then again, if the two heroes and heroines in mink are lying on both sides of the train, and let the relatively weak Hu Ye girl lie in the middle, the heat energy will be the most uniform and balanced, but it will cause the male protagonist to be suspected of misdeeds, so that the harmony of humanity will be disrupted again.

Of course, the male protagonist is in the middle, and the permutations and combinations of the two girls serving on both sides are not even to be thought of, which is neither balanced nor harmonious. If you don't think there's anything wrong with it in normal times, but this is a critical moment of life and death, how can a big man patronize himself and enjoy it without caring about the feelings of others?

Just when you look at me, I see if you don't know how to choose, or our heroine Hu Xiaoni took the lead and couldn't hold her breath, tonight she can't remember how many times she couldn't hold her breath, anyway, when it comes to the critical moment, her heart is clenched, not to mention how difficult it is.

In the face of two shameless ghosts, her neurotics will be tense, and she has simulated all the combinations countless times in her heart, arranging them back and forth, and she is the most harmonious in the middle. In the face of such a grim situation, she could no longer let them combine at will, so she started first and said dissatisfied, "What do you see, you sleep on both sides of my sleep, is there any objection to this?"

"Yes!"

Hu Ye's sister was the first to disagree.

"Yes!"

Brother-in-law Zhuang also began to have bad intentions.

The two of them said the word "yes" in unison, and it seems that Hu Xiaoni's popularity is not good, and she is being forced to the palace.

"Yes, what are you not satisfied with, you say. ”

Hu Xiaoni first took her best friend under the knife, and she felt that the culprit was her fresh temptation.

"It's not scientific, I don't want to. ”

Hu Ye's sister is also full of confidence.

"What about you? You are a big man who is well fed and clothed, what is there that you don't want to do. ”

Hu Xiaoni did not answer Hu Ye's sister's strong words head-on, but directly turned the finger to Driver Zhuang.

She felt that the two of them were embarrassed by the two objections were actually a problem, and she lost on the word "should" just now, and this time Hu Ye's sister threw out an "unscientific" again, so I don't fall for you. Anyway, a slap can't make a sound, since I can't afford to provoke your wild girl, then I'll be angry with Zhuang Laose.

Zhuang Laose saw that Hu Xiaoni couldn't figure out that her little girlfriend had started abusing herself again, so she hurriedly smiled and agreed, "Her unwillingness is my unwillingness." ”

"Yo, who is she, it's your turn to speak for her?"

Hu Xiaoni is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and immediately began to be sarcastic.

"Sister-in-law, no, sister-in-law. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang also began to smile hippie.

"What about me?"

Hu Xiaoni asked with bad intentions.

"You're a sister-in-law. ”

Brother-in-law Zhuang began to lose his tune again.