"But just in case, you have to keep a back hand. Thursday Hai continued, "Crazy man, where did you meet the thief in front of the bubble tea shop, and where did you throw the iron rod and knife you took away?"

"Left Bank bubble tea shop, iron rods and knives were thrown into the grass under the dormitory, what's wrong?" Feng Manlou was stunned.

"Pick up the iron rod and dagger, put it in the bag, keep a piece of evidence, and tomorrow we will go to the bubble tea shop to take a surveillance video." ”

"You don't know those people. If they just lie in bed for a few days and spend a few hundred dollars on medical bills, then the matter is over.

But if you really kick that person's egg to pieces, they will definitely call the police and beat him up, so you have to keep the evidence before you can be prepared. ”

After he finished speaking, he found that the five people in Fengmanlou were all looking at him like monsters.

"What's wrong, I'm not right?" Thursday scratched his head.

"No, that's right, I just never found out that you know those people so well?" Feng Manlou has been a human being for two lives, but he has never been in contact with thieves and gangsters, and when he saw that Haizi was only 18 years old but knew so well, he couldn't help but be impressed.

Thursday Hai was stunned, and then smiled embarrassedly, "I went astray when I was in secondary school, so I can be regarded as eating a trench and growing wise." ”

“......”

The atmosphere in the bedroom changed subtly, and Ren Haoqiu and Li Fan's expressions clearly had a hint of fear and unnaturalness.

Thursday Hai looked at the two of them in his eyes, and his smile couldn't help but be a little bitter.

"I can't see it, you've been mixed up. Du Xinbai was still grinning, hooking his neck, "Tell the brothers about your majestic history." ”

Thursday Hai shook his head, "How can I have any prestige history, in the eyes of others, I am just a troublesome and disgusting little gangster and little rascal, don'......t mention it, don't mention it."

Two lives, Feng Manlou was keenly aware that Zhou Sihai must have something to look back on, so he sent Du Xinbai and them to take a bath, and he called Zhou Sihai to go to the grass to pick up iron rods and daggers.

The two went downstairs with a bag of instant noodles, and soon found an iron rod and a dagger in the bushes.

When approaching the dormitory, Thursday Hai patted Feng Manlou on the shoulder, and the two looked at each other and smiled, everything was silent.

At night, the roommates formed a group pesticide again, Feng Manlou didn't play games in his previous life, and he didn't like it in this life, so he lay on the bed and brushed Weibo.

Brushing and brushing, I was suddenly a little worried, and I retreated from Weibo and began to search, "Will you go to jail if you kick the other party lightly when you are in self-defense?"

After reading dozens of replies, I found that I was sentenced to three years at the lightest, and I couldn't help but feel heavy.

"Crazy, don't scare yourself with things on the Internet, those are unreliable. ”

Thursday Hai glanced at him and said lightly, "People on the Internet like to exaggerate the most, if you search for a cold, you will be said to be terminally ill cancer, judging by my experience, you are fine." ”

Feng Manlou is a two-life person, and he was actually comforted by an 18-year-old child, and he couldn't help blushing a little.

"Hehe, I know, I'm just searching. ”

After saying that, he gave himself a mouthful.

Damn, isn't this a self-confession!

Thursday Hai smiled, "There's nothing to be ashamed of, I was afraid that I hadn't slept for several days, and you were already very calm." ”

After that, continue to play the game.

was comforted by the "people who came over", Feng Manlou's mood was miraculously much better, and he laughed at himself and began to search for what kung fu can do to make a fortune.

[Security guard, monthly salary of 3500, including food and housing, five insurances and one housing fund......]

[Martial arts club sparring, monthly salary of 4500 plus commission, competition ranking ......]

[Donghai Park action actor, monthly salary of 4500 bags of room and board, film and television performance experience is required......]

[Martial arts stand-in, good salary, need to win the national routine ranking, film and television performance experience is preferred......]

Feng Manlou almost scolded.

Your uncle, is kung fu so worthless in this world, with no competition ranking and no performance experience, you can only be a security guard?!

What about being a good master for school flowers, personal bodyguards for female stars, and invincible drivers for rich people? !

Co-authored all of them are writing novels?!

In the early morning of the next day, an alarm bell sounded in the dormitory, and they were extinguished one by one.

"Who should go to run laps today, don't forget to hit our card ...... too" Du Xinbai turned over and continued to be ashamed of the goddess in his dreams.

"I ......" Li Nansheng replied without love.

"Don't get up, I'll go. Feng Manlou, who had planned to sleep a little longer, found that he couldn't sleep at all, so he rubbed his face and sat up.

"Thank you, brother, wait for the fat house to be happy, I'll ask ......" Li Nan lay down again.

Regarding the matter of knowing martial arts but not finding a way to make a fortune, Feng Manlou has already figured it out after sleeping.

In the final analysis, it is not that society does not need people who can do martial arts, but that there is no shortage of people in society who can only do kung fu.

As long as the martial arts are high enough, there are still a lot of opportunities in the world to make a fortune and become well-off!

Feng Manlou got up and looked at his hands and stomach first.

The swelling of his hands had subsided, and most of the bruises on his belly had dispersed.

Feng Manlou nodded with satisfaction.

Yun'an Baiyao and Panax notoginseng capsules go hand in hand, and the effect is really significant.

Quickly shake the medicine bottle and spray it again.

......

In order to enhance students' physique, Tunghai University has organized a running check-in activity, stipulating that students must run three laps in the morning every day (special weather or illness can not run), otherwise they will be punished as absenteeism.

For this reason, I also spent more than 100,000 yuan to buy a set of punch card equipment, which is actually a high-power attendance machine.

Every time you pass through the entrance of the playground, the magnetic card carried by the student will automatically complete a scan with the sensor buried under the runway, run three laps, and automatically upload the record to the terminal, and you can make the difference.

When the equipment was first installed, it worked so well that the whole school was forced to go for a morning run.

But within half a month, students studying computer science found that the punch-in equipment was full of bugs, and they only recognized the card but not the person, and they could let others help them swipe it.

Students in a dormitory only need to send a representative to the playground three times a day to live.

When they arrived at the playground, five students were waiting at the entrance, and when they saw the wind coming to the building, a girl with a ponytail asked, "Do you want to change your card?"

Feng Manlou nodded: "Change." ”

Card replacement: It refers to the exchange of magnetic cards between students who are not in the same dormitory, in order to avoid being found by the program to report to the police because the computer records of students in the same dormitory are too consistent.

The six exchanged cards and slowly entered the track, some jogging, some simply walking.

After walking a hundred meters, Feng Manlou suddenly ran seriously, round after lap, and ran three laps without slowing down.

This surprised the other five people, and they all cast puzzled glances.

Feng Manlou didn't find a beautiful woman on the runway, so he had to show it deliberately, but suddenly remembered his red and swollen hands.

Seem...... The system can only help him learn martial arts, but it can't improve his physical fitness and muscle strength, otherwise how could his hand be swollen because of two punches?

[The host doesn't have to guess too much, this system is not so LOW, while allowing the host to learn martial arts, it will also improve the host's muscle strength and physical fitness in all aspects. 】

Looking at the words on the light curtain, Feng Manlou was stunned.

How is it possible, if the intensity is increased, how can my hand be swollen after only two punches?!

[Five-step boxing is only an introductory boxing, and the hardness of the fist is extremely limited. 】

Is that so?

[Yes.] 】

Feng Manlou reluctantly accepted this explanation, but he still decided to try to find time to exercise every day in the future.

After three laps, he waited for the other five at the entrance, changed back to the magnetic card, and instead of going to the cafeteria, he first went to a small garden behind the cafeteria.

He plans to fight the five-step punch a few times first, reminisce about the feeling of punching last night, and find a tree to practice the hardness of his fists and feet.

Watching videos in my previous life, many masters practiced the hardness of their hands and feet by hitting tree trunks.

"I'm sorry, you're nice, but I really don't feel good about you...... I'm sure you'll meet better girls. ”

A gentle female voice came from the gazebo on the right.

Someone confessed?

Isn't it, I actually confessed early in the morning, and now the girl's anger of getting up doesn't give her head away?!

Turning his head to look, Feng Manlou's gaze crossed the central flower bed and saw a boy in the pavilion opposite who was holding flowers to confess to the girl.

The girl is very beautiful, better than Xia Lan who I met yesterday, and she can be a movie star, but she is slightly thinner.

Of course, you can't miss the excitement, and the wind is full of buildings and immediately stops to watch a good show.

"Don't you like Zhao Huaiyuan, why can't you give me a chance, I really like you!"

"Sorry......"

"Why, I like you so much, why don't you like me?!" the boy suddenly yelled hysterically.

What logic do I go, if you like others, others must like you?!

Feng Manlou, who eats melons, thinks this boy is too paranoid.

The girl was frightened by the boy's sudden frenzy and retreated, and said in a panic: "You like me, but I don't like you, feelings can't be forced, not to mention that we don't usually talk much." ”

"I don't care, I like you, you have to like me, if you don't like me, I'm ...... I'll just ......"

The boy threw the rose and pulled out a red utility knife from his trouser pocket, "I'll die with you!"

The blade of the utility knife was pushed out, and the gurgling sound was like the devil rubbing its fangs, and the listeners were terrified.

"You...... What are you doing?!" The girl was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, and her face turned pale instantly.

"Will you agree to be my girlfriend, will you agree?!" the boy roared loudly.

[Heroes save beauty, plus chivalrous points 30, do you seize the opportunity?]

Got chivalrous?!

Not bad!

Feng Manlou didn't have time to think about it, jumped into the flower bed, and ran outside the pavilion in a few steps.

"Handsome guy, calm down, calm down, isn't she just a woman, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower.

What's more, this woman is so ugly, she is not worthy of you at all, you want to be with her, but a handsome guy and a beast are blind to you. ”

Ye Qingling was originally stupid, but when he heard this Feng Manlou say that he was ugly, he instantly rolled his eyes angrily.

Feng Manlou didn't bother to pay attention to her, his heart said when it was, and he still had the heart to roll his eyes.

He glanced at Ye Qingling vigorously, and said in his heart, you should run away, if you run, I will run away!

Who knew that Ye Qingling, who was patronizing the anger, didn't understand his intentions at all.

The hysterical Lu Feng was startled when he saw the wind rushing out of the flower bed, but immediately became even more angry, "Qingling, is it because of this guy that you don't like me?!"

"I'll go, handsome guy, your association ability is too rich, I don't know her!"

As a boy Wang who has been guarding like jade for 46 years, Feng Manlou doesn't want to be detained as a basin that snatches love!

"I still don't know you, you're still eye-catching with Qing Lingmei, I'll fight with you!"

Lu Feng found that Feng Manlou couldn't stop squeezing his eyebrows at his goddess, he went crazy with anger, and began to wave the utility knife wildly.

Rub, it was discovered by someone who shouldn't have found it.

"Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm not eyebrows, it's congenital facial nerve spasm, not to mention seeing any pure spirits, even when I see an old sow. ”

As long as the boys can be stabilized, the wind is full of buildings, and it doesn't matter whether the beauties will be angry.

He took a step back, because the knee-high gazebo stool was blocked, and the other party did not pounce on him immediately.

But he underestimated Lu Feng's madness.

The amplitude of the utility knife that Lu Feng wielded became larger and larger, and it did not scratch Feng Manlou, but it slid into Ye Qingling's arm, and a few drops of blood flew up from the blade.

"Ahh

Ye Qingling, whose arm was cut with a bloody wound, screamed and retreated, slipped under his feet, and fell to the ground.

"Qingling, are you okay, how are you?!" Lu Feng saw that he had injured the goddess and pounced with a knife.

His facial features were distorted, his expression was too crazy, and he couldn't tell whether he was going to help or stab someone, so frightened that Ye Qingling screamed in more and more fright, kicked and kicked his legs and crawled back!

"Stupid woman, her brain is dumber than anyone else, and her voice is louder than anyone else!"

Feng Manlou cursed, jumped over the pavilion stool, and kicked the boy's wrist with a knife.