Stage.

Dong Wan said: "The child is his father." ”

Mei Niansheng lifted the cane and sighed: "Hey!"

Dong Wan said: "If you want me to say this abduction, don't sell it!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't say that, don't sell it, do this crutch and work and build materials, I haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you sell it and lose money?"

Dong Wan said: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who bought your stuff?"

The audience was happy, selling crutches, selling crutches, it turned out to be selling crutches.

It's just that how to be funny about this abduction next? Everyone is looking forward to it.

Mei Niansheng said: "What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a big fool." I can fool the righteous and evil, and I can fool the traitor, and the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!"

Many people are sweating profusely, Mr. Mei, you can fool so much.

A lot of people laughed, and Mr. Mei was so funny.

Ji Wenchang and others have to admire, Mei Niansheng is worthy of being a thousand-faced actor and a king-level actor.

Dong Wan said: "Haha, you can pull it down." ”

Mei Niansheng said: "Believe it or not?"

Dong Wan said: "I don't believe that you can fool people with good legs?"

Mei Niansheng said: "This is my strength." ”

Everyone burst into laughter.

Dong Wan said: "I don't know your strength yet. ”

Speaking of this, she looked at the audience and said with a smile: "Our child's father is very interesting, I heard that Accountant Wang is going to buy a horse, and finally he sells car covers; I heard that Silenzi buys a motorcycle, and he sells hard hats; I heard that Zhang San's sister-in-law can't sleep and goes to his place to sell sleeping pills; the most annoying thing is that I heard that the old Zhao Sanya is going to get married, so I went to his door to buy pink pants." ”

The crowd laughed.

"Is this really Dong Wan? She is a girl in her early twenties who can play a fifty-year-old middle-aged woman vividly, and her acting skills are really good. ”

"Dong Wan's acting skills are really good, I couldn't watch her works before, much better than Xiao Yang. ”

The crowd laughed and discussed.

Xiao Yang has a black face in the background, are you so black about me?

Stage.

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't say it, this is called the market, pay attention to the amount in advance!"

Dong Wan said: "You also make mistakes in advance!"

Mei Niansheng said: "This crutch is a mistake. ”

Dong Wan looked at the audience and said, "That's how he came with this crutch." I heard that Lao Zhang drove a four-wheeled bicycle and broke his leg, he got up early in the dark to do this crutch for others, but the person was seriously injured, and he was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and this crutch was not sold, hahaha. ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Mei Niansheng said very confidently: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair of abductions today." ”

Dong Wan said: "Then the streets are full of good legs and feet, who will buy it?"

Mei Niansheng smiled: "Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg and foot to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool." ”

Everyone laughed again, you really want to fool you.

Dong Wan said: "Then how do you make others think that you are not a liar?"

Mei Niansheng straightened his chest and said, "Those who wish to take the bait, understand, help me shout a few words." ”

Everyone is gone, and Mr. Mei is finally about to start fooling.

Dong Wan shook her head and said, "I won't fool, you can do it yourself." ”

Mei Niansheng said: "Look at my eyes and act, okay? Hey, someone is coming, shout——"

Dong Wan raised her voice: "Ah, it's a crutch, it's a crutch, it's a crutche, it's a crutch!"

At this time, Xiao Yang came out on a bicycle.

After hearing "turn around, turn ...... turn", Xiao Yang turned his head on his bicycle and said in a loud voice: "What are you commanding blindly? Do you know where I'm going? Tell me to turn a corner?"

Mei Niansheng leaned into Dong Wan's ear and said, "Shouting for sale." ”

Dong Wan came back to her senses and said loudly: "Sell!

Everyone laughed, your IQ is really not suitable for fooling around.

Mei Niansheng was anxious: "What are you selling?"

Dong Wan said: "Turn!"

Mei Niansheng nodded and said, "Connect." ”

Dong Wan shouted: "Kidnapped!

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang asked innocently: "Well, what's the matter? Who wants to kidnap you?"

Everyone couldn't help but be happy, Xiao Yang was funny before, but now he suddenly pretended to be stupid, it's still quite funny.

Dong Wan said: "No, he was abducted and sold." ”

Xiao Yang was stunned, "You want to abduct and sell?"

Mei Niansheng glared at Xiao Yang, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, can I sell it with goods like you, it's almost the same if you buy yourself!"

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang asked naively, "What's the matter with you?"

Mei Niansheng waved her hand: "There's nothing going on, don't meddle with things." ”

Dong Wan hurriedly said: "The two of us are two, playing here!"

Mei Niansheng smiled and said, "Hehehe, the two of us are a family, playing here!"

Xiao Yang said: "These two people, selling their daughters-in-law to play during the Mid-Autumn Festival, it's quite interesting." ”

"Haha......"

The crowd rolled back and forth with laughter.

You're really good at mending knives.

Dong Wan glanced at Xiao Yang deeply, and suddenly shouted loudly, "Abduction!"

Mei Niansheng sighed: "Oh, it's dangerous, he's not sick!"

Xiao Yang's face was full of doubts, "What are you talking about? I'm not sick? You guys are not sick, two gods are chattering!"

Mei Niansheng said: "If this disease is discovered, it will be at an advanced stage!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What's the matter with you? Say something nice on a big holiday! Believe it or not, I'll whip you!"

Everyone laughed, Mr. Mei was really good at fooling, and he successfully made Xiao Yang tricked.

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't get excited, you see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it." ”

Xiao Yang couldn't help but ask, "You have to tell me?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you do!"

Everyone was curious.

Xiao Yangle said: "Do you know what I do, what am I doing?"

Mei Niansheng said: "You are a big boss in business-"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What?"

Mei Niansheng smiled: "That's impossible to drop!"

The crowd rejoiced.

Xiao Yang was also happy, "Nonsense!"

Mei Niansheng wanted to speak and stopped: "You ......"

Xiao Yang looked at his bicycle and said, "Did the big boss ride this out?"

Mei Niansheng said: "You work in a restaurant. ”

Dong Wan asked in a low voice, "How do you know that he is in the hotel?"

Mei Niansheng looked at Dong Wan, "There is a smell of green onions on my body, do you say it's from the hotel?"

Everyone laughed, Mr. Mei, your detection ability is still quite strong.

Xiao Yang was a little surprised: "That...... What do you think I'm doing in a hotel?"

Mei Niansheng said: "The chef who turns the spoon!"

Xiao Yang's face was full of surprise.

Dong Wan asked, "Oh, how do you know he's a chef?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Big head, fat ears, it's not a big money—— isn't it?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and after a closer look, it was really true, Xiao Yang's head was really a little big, and his ears were bigger than ordinary people.

Immediately, everyone burst into laughter and applause.

Who came up with this, it's either a big money or a guy, it's amazing!

Xiao Yang smiled: "Wow, okay, okay, you guessed right." ”

Mei Niansheng smiled: "Don't count, don't you?"

Xiao Yang said: "Ah, yes, yes, the profession is definitely right." Then what did you just say about me, what did you say that it was serious and advanced, what was going on?"

Mei Niansheng looked at Xiao Yang, "I said it, do you believe it?"

Xiao Yang said: "You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not." ”

Mei Niansheng said: "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard! You tell the truth!"

The crowd laughed.

This big fool is really not covered.

Ji Wenchang, Ma Jincheng and others looked at each other, and they were all surprised, this sketch ...... It can definitely become a classic.

Putting aside Mei Niansheng's factors, this sketch itself is first-class.

Stage.

Xiao Yang said: "I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting thicker and thicker?"

"Haha......"

The audience couldn't help but laugh.

Do you know you're thick-skinned?

Mei Niansheng said: "By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is thick?"

Xiao Yang was puzzled: "Why?"

Mei Niansheng said: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that has suffocated the top." ”

Everyone couldn't help laughing, your uncle is still your uncle, this ability to fool is really amazing.

Xiao Yang said, "Where is that?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Below the waist, feet up." ”

Xiao Yang looked at his legs: "Legs?"

Mei Niansheng nodded violently: "That's right!"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "No, I don't have any problems with my legs!"

The crowd laughed.

I have to say that Xiao Yang's acting skills have indeed improved a lot compared to before, at least ...... People dare to share the stage with the actor.

Mei Niansheng jumped up in small steps: "Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! Do you want to see a doctor, just take two steps to see a doctor!"

Seeing Mei Niansheng's funny appearance, everyone couldn't help but be happy.

Xiao Yang followed and jumped a small broken step: "Okay, take two steps, walk two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps." ”

Everyone laughed, this Xiao Yang is also a living treasure.

Mei Niansheng said, "Stop! Your shoes are fine, right?"

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Mei Niansheng said: "One with high and one with low?"

Xiao Yang said: "No, this is a standard tourist shoe!"

Mei Niansheng said seriously: "That's right, it's your leg that is sick, and one leg is short!"

Everyone laughed, and they liked to see you talk serious nonsense.

Xiao Yang shook his head: "It's okay! If I want one leg to be long and one leg to be short, the pants seller will tell me!"

Mei Niansheng said: "The pants seller told you that you still buy pants, which is like my heart?"

"Haha......"

The crowd is overjoyed, and your heart is broken.

Xiao Yang thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be like that." ”

Mei Niansheng said: "That's it, I'll adjust it for you." Believe it or not, your leg is lifted as high as I am with my hand, and you can lift as high as you can if I let you fall, okay? Believe me, your leg must be sick, and your right leg is short!

He really started to make a move.

The audience almost laughed, are you still high? You're almost sixty years old, okay?

Xiao Yang also did it.

Mei Niansheng suddenly stopped and said, "Stop!

Xiao Yang nodded: "It's numb." ”

Dong Wan asked, "Why is he numb?"

Mei Niansheng leaned over and said, "You stomp, you're numb!"

The crowd burst into tears of laughter.

Mei Niansheng looked at Xiao Yang: "Ma is not numb?"

Xiao Yang said: "It's really numb. ”

"Then keep coming!"

Mei Niansheng continued to make movements, and Xiao Yang followed suit.

The two jumped from one side of the stage to the other.

Seeing Xiao Yang and Mei Niansheng playing treasures, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

Xiao Yang suddenly shouted: "Eh, eh, oh my mother!"

Dong Wan looked at Mei Niansheng and said, "Oh, my good legs are lame!"

Everyone laughed, almost forgetting Dong Wan's teasing.

Xiao Yang was stunned: "What did you say?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Did you look at it, my daughter-in-law saw it, she said that you were lame if you flickered." ”

"Haha......"

A lot of people laughed so hard that their jaws were sour.

Xiao Yang was a little frightened: "Eldest sister, why didn't you find out so early?"

Dong Wan said: "You didn't meet him in the early years, and you would have been lame if you met him earlier." ”

"Haha......"

Everyone laughed and cried, what a pig-like teammate.

Mei Niansheng hurriedly said: "What my daughter-in-law means is that if you met me earlier, I would have adjusted it for you." ”

Xiao Yang was a little anxious: "Big brother, what's going on......? Am I still saved?"