Mei Niansheng pointed to Xiao Yang's left leg and said, "Don't worry, you, when you were young, you broke your leg." ”

Xiao Yang was stunned for a moment, pointed to his right leg and said, "No, I've been this one?"

Everyone laughed, and Mei Da was about to go.

Mei Niansheng was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "Transferred! Transferred to this leg, and then your profession was very unfavorable to you, it turned out that you were not a spoon, you were a cut, and you always worked this leg, so this leg was pressed heavier and heavier, and it became heavier and heavier!

Dong Wan laughed loudly: "Hahahahahaha." ”

Everyone was overjoyed, and they moved, and the wall was not supported, so they obeyed you.

Mei Niansheng looked at Dong Wan and scolded: "What are you doing?

Dong Wan said with an embarrassed face: "I watched you play for the first time, hahaha, I couldn't help it." ”

Everyone is happy, this pig teammate played by Dong Wan is really three points.

Mei Niansheng glared at Dong Wan, and then looked at Xiao Yang: "You can't give up treatment!"

Xiao Yang hurriedly asked, "Big brother, what kind of medicine do I have to use?"

Mei Niansheng said: "It's not easy to use medicine!"

Dong Wan said: "It's a big holiday, don't let people take medicine, let's talk about it!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Look, my wife knows that she is on crutches!"

Everyone laughed, and finally began to sell abductions.

Xiao Yang was stunned: "On crutches?"

Mei Niansheng said: "After crutches, your two legs will gradually be balanced, and little by little it will be better. I think that at the beginning, an old man saw that I had a sick leg, so she felt sorry for the money and didn't let me see a doctor, and in the end, I was disabled. ”

Xiao Yang was for a while, "You?"

Mei Niansheng pointed to his left leg: "Well, there is a steel plate in it." ”

Xiao Yang looked at his left leg: "Is this a waste leg?"

Dong Wan was stunned: "Old man, we have good legs." ”

Everyone was happy again, what a pig-like teammate.

Mei Niansheng scolded: "What are you talking about! Who has good legs on crutches?"

Xiao Yang said, "Yes." ”

Dong Wan said: "Don't sell ...... kidnapping"

Mei Niansheng cut off her words, "Don't be blinded!"

Xiao Yang begged: "Oh, eldest sister, don't keep messing around, okay? This is a discussion between patients and patients, what are you always talking about?"

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng said, "You, you still have to sell abductions!"

Xiao Yang asked, "Then where do I have to buy crutches?"

Dong Wan said: "Oh, big brother, don't you understand, he just wants to sell this crutch to you!"

Mei Niansheng pushed Dong Wan and said, "What are you talking about? What are you selling? What are you selling when you sell me? Why are you like this? Isn't it over if the woman picks it and gives it to him?"

Xiao Yang hurriedly said, "Don't!"

Dong Wan also hurriedly said, "It's not for sale!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't talk, okay, don't you take the crutch!"

Threw the crutches to Xiao Yang.

Xiao Yang said: "Ah, big brother! Oh, big brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money!"

Mei Niansheng said: "I know that women want money, and you can't save face, you want face." I don't want to look down on you, don't I? ”

The crowd laughed.

Xiao Yang said: "Hey, okay, okay." ”

Mei Niansheng said: "I'll tell you, I'm in a hurry with you!"

Xiao Yang said: "Okay, good. ”

As he spoke, he began to take out the money, but when he escaped the money, Xiao Yang showed an embarrassed look, "Alas, big brother, what is the big brother...... It's only thirty-two dollars for me to add a piece. ”

The crowd laughed.

Dong Wan said: "Then take it, and give us some other things." ”

Mei Niansheng was a little annoyed: "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

Xiao Yang said: "Oh, yes, yes, yes. ”

Mei Niansheng hurriedly smiled: "I'm smiling, I can't care about this daughter-in-law, I will ask someone for a bicycle when we meet." ”

Dong Wan was stunned: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle." ”

Everyone laughed, and Mei Lao flickered and even his wife began to flicker.

Mei Niansheng said: "I won't take you out in the future." ”

Xiao Yang comforted: "Big brother, don't be angry, I think what my eldest sister said is still reasonable, you said that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to the bicycle, right?

"Haha......"

The crowd laughed.

Mei Niansheng said: "Okay, good. ”

Dong Wan suddenly said: "No, you can't ask for other people's bicycles." Hurry up and push it away, he's cheating on you!"

Xiao Yang was very annoyed, and couldn't help but say: "You are cheating on me! Why are you like this? I wondered, how can there be such a big gap between two people who live together?"

Everyone laughed.

Mei Niansheng handed the crutches to Xiao Yang: "Brother, take crutches!"

Xiao Yang leaned on crutches, held Mei Niansheng's hand and said, "Big brother, fate!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't get excited, go back and recuperate, and you'll be fine in a few days." ”

Xiao Yang was excited: "Okay, big brother!"

Mei Niansheng said: "Don't get excited. ”

Xiao Yang said: "What, I won't say anything." ”

Turn around with a cane and go,

Dong Wan said, "Aren't you going a little too far by doing this?"

Mei Niansheng said: "What's the point, he still has to thank us." ”

Xiao Yang suddenly turned around: "Thank you!"

"Haha......"

The crowd rolled back and forth with laughter.

Dong Wan sighed.

Mei Niansheng said: "What are you doing? Are you distressed or what's wrong? Go, change places!"

Dong Wan was stunned: "What are you going to do?"

Mei Niansheng said: "Find someone with bad legs and feet to sell him the bicycle!"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.

Mei Niansheng said and pushed the bicycle off the field, and Dong Wan chased after her.

At this point, the sketch is over.

Ji Wenchang couldn't help but sigh, "Xiao Yang, amazing!"

He is of course talking about Xiao Yang's creative ability, and "Selling Abduction" is definitely one of the top three in the sketches in recent years.

Zhang Yonglin also praised, "Mr. Mei's performance is really comfortable to watch. ”

Deputy Director Jia couldn't cry or laugh, how could he become an audience in their capital.

At this time, his assistant came over and said, "Deputy Jia, their simultaneous ratings have caught up." ”

Deputy Director Jia said, "How much is missing?"

The man said, "It's 0.1 percent short." ”

Deputy Director Jia breathed a sigh of relief, 0.1% is enough, and it is not long before the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala ends.

Suddenly, a staff member hurriedly came in and said, "Deputy Jia, something is wrong." ”

Deputy Director Jia said with a straight face, "What are you panicking about?"

The staff member trembled and said, "I'm sorry, Deputy Jia." ”

Deputy Director Jia asked, "What happened?"

Li Qi publicly said on Weibo that there was actually just a misunderstanding between her and Huang Weicheng, and she apologized to Huang Weicheng for her previous impulsiveness. ”

"Now, many people are saying behind their backs that we let Li Qi frame Huang Weicheng. ”

"The simultaneous ratings of the set have been rising, and they are not much worse than ours. ”

The staff said a lot in one breath.

Deputy Director Jia's face sank, "What is this Li Qi doing?"

Can he not be angry, Li Qi's defection now may be fatal for them.

Zhang Yonglin got up, "It's okay, it's time for us to play soon." ”

This is the last show.

Xiao Yang and their side have also reached the last show.