Chapter 363: Super Brain-Dead Advertisement
Xiao Yang drew two cartoon characters, two old men, a man and a woman.
Everyone was stunned.
What the hell is this?
What about advertising?
Zhang Haiwang forced a smile, "...... is this?"
Xiao Yang said, "This is my advertisement. ”
“......”
All.
Advertising is a fart, this is clearly two cartoon people, and there is a relationship with ***.
Xiao Yang said, "I can ask Tianyu to make two cartoon characters for you." ”
Zhang Haiwang smiled, "But this cartoon character has nothing to do with ***." ”
The advertising manager finally couldn't help but say, "Which melon baby will watch this kind of advertisement?"
Xiao Yang said, "I'm not done yet." ”
Zhang Haiwang said, "Let Mr. Xiao continue." ”
The advertising manager endured his anger, he felt that Xiao Yang was completely teasing them, you don't endorse it, why bother to entertain us with this kind of broken advertisement?
Last year, the market was hot, and many companies rushed into it, and most of them fell behind.
The same is true for the Four Seasons Herbal Tea Company, they have invested a lot of money, but now all their products are unsalable, and they have lost all the money they make from selling herbal tea.
It is precisely because of this that they came to Xiao Xiaoyang in the East China Sea, hoping to increase the sales of Health Treasure with Xiao Yang's current popularity.
They can't even get the advertising money they pay to first-line artists now. This time they came to find Xiao Yang, they actually wanted to take credit, let Xiao Yang endorse first, and then pay Xiao Yang's endorsement fee.
After all, they had given Xiao Yang tens of millions of naming fees desperately before, and when they wanted to come, Xiao Yang should be able to help.
Who knew that Xiao Yang actually came up with such a brain-dead advertisement to humiliate them, it was really unbearable.
Zhang Haiwang also thought that Xiao Yang knew that there was a problem with the funds of the Four Seasons Herbal Tea, so he deliberately made things difficult for them, and his face was not good-looking.
However, he still insisted that Xiao Yang continue, after all, Xiao Yang knew his brother.
Xiao Yang said, "These two cartoon characters held hands and danced, shouting - no gifts will be accepted for the holidays this year, only health treasures will be accepted." ”
“......”
All.
This Nima is a super invincible brain-dead advertisement, just this brain-dead advertisement, are you embarrassed to take it out?
Zhang Haiwang finally couldn't help it, and said in a deep voice, "Mr. Xiao, you don't want to endorse me, but you can't use this advertisement to humiliate us!"
The manager of the advertising department also said coldly, "I have been in the industry for 20 years, and I have never seen anything more brain-dead than this advertisement, and you are completely humiliating us!"
Ji Anran got up and laughed, "Mr. Zhang, our boss is just joking with you." ”
Xiao Yang got up and looked at Zhang Haiwang, "Mr. Zhang, do you think I'm cheating on you?"
Zhang Haiwang didn't speak.
Xiao Yang smiled, "The cost of this advertisement is borne by DreamWorks, and in addition, if the sales of Healthtreasure do not rise, DreamWorks is willing to pay 50 million to buy a batch." In this way, Mr. Zhang still thinks that I am humiliating you and joking with you?"
Zhang Haiwang was dumbfounded.
The manager of the advertising department was also stunned.
No one is going to fool themselves.
But......
This ad is really brain-dead.
Ji Anran was also stunned, she didn't expect Xiao Yang to really want to do this advertisement.
Xiao Yang said, "Mr. Zhang, what do you think?"
Zhang Haiwang smiled bitterly, "Do you really have confidence in this advertisement?"
Xiao Yang said, "I am full of confidence. ”
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched, where is this brain-dead advertisement, you are actually full of confidence?
Xiao Yang has said this kind of thing, what else can Zhang Haiwang say, but he still said: "If the advertisement is not successful, you can't let DreamWorks pay for it." ”
"Mr. Zhang, since I proposed the advertisement, and I insisted on using this advertisement, of course I have to bear some risks. Xiao Yang smiled, "You don't have to worry, DreamWorks really doesn't lack these 50 million." ”
The people of the fourth-level herbal tea smiled bitterly, once upon a time, they were not short of these 50 million.
Zhang Haiwang said, "This is good, if the sales of Health Treasure more than triple, DreamWorks can also have that part of the profits." ”
Xiao Yang just wanted to speak, but Zhang Haiwang interrupted him, "Mr. Xiao, it's so decided, otherwise I will resolutely not use this advertisement." ”
"Oh well. Xiao Yang had no choice but to nod.
Xiao Yang immediately contacted Shen Manwei and asked Shen Manwei to make two cartoon characters according to his ideas.
It's just two simple 3D cartoon characters, which are too simple for Tianyu Technology, and they can be done in a few days.
Xiao Yang recorded it himself.
"This year, we will not receive gifts during the holidays, but only health treasures. ”
A simple advertising slogan, Xiao Yang sang it in a singing tone.
Shen Manwei listened to this advertising slogan, and then looked at the cartoon image that Xiao Yang gave her, and couldn't help asking: "Who came up with this brain-dead advertisement?"
Xiao Yang said, "It's me." ”
“......”
Shen Manwei.
Xiao Yang rubbed his nose, "Actually, this advertisement is pretty good, don't you think?"
Shen Manwei smiled, "It's very good, it's very cost-effective." ”
Tianyu Technology just helped, and didn't collect money at all.
This is definitely the lowest cost advertising in history, there is no one.
Xiao Yang had just finished the advertisement, Yu Mochou called, and the company had found it.
"Boss, the first company appointment is at half past four in the afternoon. Yu Mochou said.
"Send me the address and I'll go over now. Xiao Yang looked at his watch, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon.
According to the address given by Yu Mochou, Xiao Yang soon came to a diamond company.
This diamond company is very large, and it is the sworn enemy of the company endorsed by Chang Kaige.
The person who came to the interview was one of their department managers.
The department manager smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, I heard that you want to endorse our advertisement?"
In the entertainment industry, Xiao Yang is notoriously difficult to invite, and he has hardly accepted advertisements, but this time Xiao Yang actually took the initiative to come to the door, which really surprised them.
Xiao Yang nodded.
The department manager smiled and said, "Mr. Xiao, you don't think this is good, we will pay you according to the endorsement fee of the first-line artist." ”
Xiao Yang said, "Yes." ”
The department manager looked at the assistant next to him, "Take the advertising copy to Mr. Xiao." ”
The assistant handed the ad copy to Xiao Yang.
Xiao Yang glanced at it and closed it.
The department manager was slightly stunned, "What's the matter?" Mr. Xiao is not satisfied with this advertising copy?"
This advertisement is very simple, and it is not troublesome to shoot.
He has met many artists before, and he thinks it is so troublesome, and he is so troublesome, and his temper is not ordinary.
Xiao Yang said, "I have an advertising slogan here, I think you can use it." ”
The department manager was a little unhappy in his heart, but this one had a bigger temper and wanted to change our advertising slogan.
Of course he will be unhappy, this advertising copy was done by them at the expense of someone, and now it has been overturned because of the spokesperson's words, so isn't all the money spent before wasted.
Next to it, Yu Mochou is also very strange, endorsement, do whatever people tell you to do, leave after filming, what do you care about so much?