Chapter Ninety-Four: Eat Too Much Seafood

The bungalow may have known about this for a long time, and his heart has been undisturbed. Hearing Gu Lan's misfortune follow, he said, "That's it." If you knew this, it would be better to marry your daughter as soon as possible and find another one yourself. ”

After speaking, he asked Gu Lan with great interest: "It is said that father-in-law and daughter-in-law are called 'picking ashes', how can they be called 'picking ashes', do you know?"

When Gu Lan heard her suddenly ask these strange words, he was angry and amused, but he let go of the heavy heart just now. Chong Pingfang smiled: "Ignore you, eat too much seafood, how can you ask these things." ”

"It's okay for me to eat too much seafood. I'm not a man, what are you afraid of? It's just that it's been so many years that I can't just wonder and can't ask. It's not appropriate to ask anyone, you say yes.

The two of us are here today, and we have a relationship, so I'm embarrassed to speak. Pingfang said as if she was aggrieved and looking forward to it.

Hearing her say this, Gu Lan felt that it was the same reason. It's very boring, and it's really not appropriate to ask anyone, and you can't ask.

It's rare for this little bungalow to be so considerate of himself, so he cut her: "What's the point of asking without asking." What can you do if you know, it's not uncommon if you don't know. ”

"Surely you know, tell me about it. It's been boring for many years, and I have to listen to it today. As he spoke, the bungalow leaned up and threw himself on Gulan.

Gu Lan raised his hands and resisted: "I'm afraid of you." There are different statements, and I don't know which one is true. ”

"Whatever you want, as long as you think it makes sense, it's right. "No matter what Gu Lan says, Ping Fang must listen to it.

Gu Lan saw that she was unrelenting, so he had to choose a more reliable one to talk to her from the various sayings he had heard from legends and seen from books, and deal with her.

"I read a saying in a book. It is said that in ancient times, the old couple of a family had a son. When his son grew up, he married a daughter-in-law. Not long after the daughter-in-law passed the door, the son went out to work as a long-term worker. 3, 5 months, half a year can't come back, and the little daughter-in-law is also very lonely.

At that time, generations of people got married early, daughters-in-law married into the door, and the father-in-law was only in his 40s. The father-in-law had thoughts about his daughter-in-law.

At that time, cooking was all firewood and grass, and the stove for burning the fire was called Guoluotou. The pot was afraid of getting wet in the rain, so it was all put in the cooking room. One day, the daughter-in-law was cooking in the dining room, and before cooking, she had to pick out the ashes from the last cooking in the pot.

The daughter-in-law pouted and picked up the ashes there. It happened that the mother-in-law went to her mother's house that day, and when she saw this good situation, her husband quietly went up and pressed her daughter-in-law from behind.

The daughter-in-law was so frightened that she said, 'Daddy, daddy, I can't help it, I have to cook after I finish picking up the ashes.' The old man was busy with his work, and said, 'Didn't I help you pick up the ashes, because you can't delay cooking after the ashes are done.' ’

Once, the old woman was doing needlework on the kang in the north room, and the daughter-in-law went to the south room to cook. The old man couldn't bear it anymore, so he went to the South House.

The old woman was doing needlework, and occasionally when she looked up, she saw the old thing in the lattice, pouting her ass in the south room. He shouted, 'What are you doing there?' and the old man replied randomly, 'I'm here to pick up dust.'

Since then, the word 'picking ashes' has become a special word for the father-in-law and daughter-in-law to do that. After saying that, Gulan let out a long sigh of relief as if he was tired.

After listening to this, the bungalow said bluntly: "It makes sense, it makes sense." It seems that this is the case. After thinking about it, he said, "But now I can't talk about picking up ashes." ”

"Why?" asked Guran.

"I don't burn firewood anymore. ”

"You have a lot of evil eyes. Gu Lan poked her finger and said, "Then you can change it, and see what is appropriate." ”

"Call" Pingfang thought for a while, and said seriously: "Call it a pyramid scheme." ”

Her remark startled Gulan. She thought that the bungalow was a reference to what she heard today, and deliberately used this incident as a pyramid scheme to express her disdain. Afraid that she would jump out of the five elements, she hurriedly interrupted: "You just talk nonsense, how can this matter not be confused with pyramid schemes?"

"Listen to me. This is the sale of surplus products from the next generation. Isn't it a 'pyramid scheme'?" After saying that, Pingfang himself couldn't breathe with laughter, and finally fell on Gu Lan's body.

Hearing her explanation, Gulan breathed a sigh of relief. also jokingly said: "Then it might as well be called private mutual financial management." ”

"That's right. Isn't this just helping each other and keeping warm? "The bungalow was greatly appreciated.

"Huddle with others to keep warm, and come to see you one day as if you're fine, don't you also remember something? Gulan said as he tried to push her away.

"Didn't you bring me here just to hug me for warmth? "The bungalow still lay on top of her. "You forgot what I do, I'm in finance. For investment, financial management, and all kinds of digital things, I have never forgotten and touched on similar things. ”

"And what do you think about this project?"

"Don't talk about it yet, I'm not interested in that right now. ”

"What are you interested in now?" asked Gulen, confused.

"I want to tell you a story. Pingfang winked at her.

"Okay, sit up and talk about it. Gulan nudged her to remember.

"I've made it impossible for you to tell those stories, so let's just tell them. The bungalow was still lying on top of her. Again, like begging and begging.

"Whatever you want, don't feel uncomfortable, you just talk like this. At this time, Gu Lan couldn't do anything about her.

With Gu Lan's permission, Ping Fang coughed very proudly, and cleared his throat as if he was about to make a report: "Then I can speak, you can listen carefully." The bungalow shrugged his nose again.

She coughed, and her stomach bulged over Gulan's belly. That round, warm and soft convex pressure gave Gu Lan an indescribable thoughtfulness that he had not seen for a long time, and he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. Gulan couldn't speak anymore, just looked at her.

Pingfang took another deep breath and said leisurely: "I'll also tell you a story of 'picking up ashes'."

It means that once upon a time, an old man and a son lived for several years. finally grew up his son Raba, and finally married his son to a daughter-in-law. Just after more than a year of happy days, the son was taken to the frontier to fight by the royal family, and he went for more than two years.

The old man and daughter-in-law lived at home, and at first they were all blamed for being honest and keeping to themselves. The son hasn't come back for more than two years, and this father-in-law is also in the prime of life, eating and sleeping under the same roof with his daughter-in-law every day, and it is inevitable that he has no ideas. But I can't say it or do it, and I'm so tormented and panicked."

Speaking of which, Ping Fang squinted at Gu Lan.