Chapter Ninety-Five: Listen to Your Size

Seeing that Gu Lan was only half-squinting, Ping Fang paused and continued: "I think about this every day, I think about it for a long time, and I finally come up with a notice.

Every afternoon, he went out to the river to catch shrimp, and when he came home and waited for his daughter-in-law to cook, he would secretly go into the back room and put the shrimp in the small basin where his daughter-in-law sprinkled water.

You know there used to be no flush toilets. The family members quietly untied it in a clay basin at night, and secretly poured it out when they got up in the morning.

So every morning when she got up and poured the basin, the daughter-in-law saw that there were many small shrimp in the basin, and some of them were still alive and swimming in the basin.

At first, she didn't pay attention to it, but she didn't know that ten days and a half months had passed, and the shrimp were not only there every day, but also more and more. I couldn't hold my breath in my heart. Then I was scared. There is no old woman in the family, who can tell her what is going on.

Later, the more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to tell my husband about the shrimp in the pot.

When my husband heard this, he pretended to be scared and said, 'Son, this is amazing. It's a serious illness. If you don't treat it quickly, it won't make your stomach rot after a long time. ’”

Hearing this, Gu Lan couldn't help it, and patted the back of the bungalow on his body a few times with a smile: "You just make it up, how can there be such an old man." ”

Pingfang reached out to grab Gulan's arm, and her body twisted back and forth. At this moment, Gu Lan had another feeling back, and he couldn't laugh or speak.

The bungalow grabbed Gulan's hand and pressed it between the two: "Listen honestly, the good ones are in the back." ”

Seeing that Gu Lan had quieted down, Pingfang began to talk again: "My daughter-in-law was frightened when she heard this, and said, 'What should I do then?' Your old man has a lot of experience and has seen a lot, so help me find a way to cure it." ’

The old man thought about it solemnly and said, 'This has to find a hook bird to cure this.'"

The daughter-in-law asked, 'What is a hooked bird?' Where can I find this hooked bird?' ’

But my husband said, 'I don't know, you can go out and inquire.'"

When the daughter-in-law heard the same, she stood by the side of the road at the head of the village every day to inquire. When someone came over, she asked people, 'Is there a hooked bird?', and when she came over, she asked people, 'Is there a hooked bird?'.

When they heard it, they thought it was a nervous disorder, so they ignored her and left.

I didn't hear about the hook bird for a few days, and I wondered why this hook bird was so short. If my disease continues like this, won't there be no cure? The more I thought about it, the more I was afraid, the more I inquired, and I begged the bird to be earnest, and I didn't let anyone go if I didn't ask three times or twice.

On this day, an old man with a large picket of firewood came on the road, and she went up again and asked, 'Is there a hooked bird?'

The old man was tired and out of breath, so he shook the pick, and said 'old man' angrily. The daughter-in-law was angry and happy when she heard this, and she drooped her head and went back.

When I got home, my husband asked as usual, 'Are you inquiring?' The daughter-in-law didn't talk to him either.

He looked a little strange, and asked several times in a row. The daughter-in-law didn't raise her head and whispered, 'Still asking, I still asked me to ask if I have it.'"

As soon as the old man heard that he had finally met a sensible person, he pretended to be a little embarrassed and said, "Aren't you embarrassed to treat your own illness if you have it?"

The daughter-in-law there was angry at this time, 'I know it's a cure, what's so embarrassing, are you looking forward to my death or what?'

When the old man heard it, he quickly made amends, 'It's me who is wrong, it's me who is wrong.' Don't be angry, we'll cure the disease when we have time.'"

When the daughter-in-law heard this, she got angry again, "Can you still take time for treatment?" The illness is not in you, you are not in a hurry, when will I wait'.

When my husband heard this, he pretended to be scared and said, 'Okay, good, let's treat it'. So the two of them began to heal.

The old man is prepared. In order to cure this disease, he divided the small shrimp he caught into two parts every day, one was put in his daughter-in-law's pot, and the other was put aside for treatment. At this time, he quietly held a handful of small shrimp in his hand, and used the bird hook twice on the daughter-in-law there, pulled his hand down, and then stretched out his hand to ask the daughter-in-law to see, saying that you can see some hooks out.

Hook it twice, and dig it out again, let his daughter-in-law take a look, and say that he will hook out some more. When the daughter-in-law saw it, she said gratefully, 'Daddy, this time it's a loss to your old man, or you really want my life.'

After saying these words, the daughter-in-law didn't know how to shed tears. The old man looked at it and comforted him, it's okay, it's okay, I'll cure you slowly.

It's been hooked all the time.

At first, the daughter-in-law opened her eyes to take a look when her husband hooked it out twice for her husband to see, but then she had a bit of an indescribable taste when she hooked it, so she didn't care about it, and just said, 'Ouch, why are there so many, ouch, why is it so powerful, ouch, why is it so uncomfortable.' ’

When she was really uncomfortable with the hook, she just said, 'Don't let me see it, hook it quickly.'"

The old man said, 'Okay,' and hooked it up quickly as his daughter-in-law requested.

But in order to prove that he is right, he still says while hooking, you look and hook out some more, you look at hook out some more.

After hooking for a long time, the daughter-in-law there couldn't stand the hook a little, so she said, 'Hurry up and hook, hurry up and hook.' Why is it so itchy inside, you shouldn't have a bad hook, it's all hooked, and if you can't hook it, it will be even more difficult to treat.'

When the old man heard this, he straightened up and said, 'Look where you run, you can't run anymore and you won't be able to run away from me, a hook bird.' Hook bird, hook bird. As he spoke, his daughter-in-law hummed breathlessly, 'This is the hook, this is the hook, this is the hook, the hook, the hook, the hook', and finally he screamed, 'Daddy, you will hook me to death'.

When the old man heard this, he knew that it was time, so he hooked a few times in a row, and shouted, 'Ouch, no, there is still a little bit of hook out, so I smashed the shrimp paste in it.' ’”

In the end, the bungalow's body involuntarily chrysalis a few times on Gu Lan's body. Gu Lan also involuntarily raised his body, and took a few short sharp breaths before calming down.

After a pause, Pingfang was still lying on Gu Lan and asked, "This story is good, isn't it?"

"It's nice to hear you, there's nothing better than you can make up nonsense and deceive people. Hurry up and crush me. Gulan said angrily.

The bungalow moved, but it didn't come down. Gulan had no choice but to push her away, turn over and go straight to the bathroom to take a shower.

Taking a bath, Gu Lan's thoughts about listening to those stories just now did not calm down for a long time. When he was helpless, there was a knock on the door, and he saw Pingfang also walking in naked.

"Don't be ashamed, people are taking a bath, what are you doing here?" said Gu Lan to her in annoyance, crying and laughing.

"I'll get you soap and rub your back. Good intentions are not rewarded, and you have no conscience. Ping Fang raised her hand and patted Gu Lan's chest.

"Don't make a fuss, you'll wash when I'm done. Guran ducked defensively.

"What are so many things, wouldn't it be better to wash them together? So saying, the bungalow poured a bath gel, turned Gulan around, and wiped it on Gulan's back.

When she finished wiping her back, she turned around and rubbed it on her breast. The bathroom space in this small room is limited, and it was originally designed for one person to take a bath, but now two people are standing in it, and they are really facing each other.

Ping Fang smeared on it, and Gu Lan was slippery and didn't dare to move. If she moves, she will touch the cool wall, so she has to let it go.

Wiping and wiping, the bungalow spread its fingers again, and combed the tip of the slippery room from the base of the house. Pinch your fingers and open them again, slowly combing from the base to the tip of the room. While combing and scratching, he said: "Look at my big villa, you look at my big villa." ”

When they were young, they were in the workers' bathhouse in the factory, and as long as there was no one else, they often did it. At that time, I just thought it was fun, and I didn't feel special.

Today, the bungalow was combing and crushing, and every time he combed it, he flicked the tip of the room with his thumb and forefinger. This time, a long-awaited taste surged up.

There was a rush of convulsions. This convulsion, one of them could not stand steadily, and leaned on Ping Fang. The bungalow was afraid that she would slip, so he took Gulan in his arms.

The bodies of the two men were pressed tightly together. The big villa and the small bungalow are staggered, the teeth are closed, the shower liquid is lubricated between the two skins, the abdomen is suddenly separated, and the breath of the two noses smells each other. This beautiful scene, as if drunk but not drunk, Gu Lan couldn't help but tremble sharply a few times all over his body.

She seemed to hear the trills of her own blood flying. If I hadn't held it tightly, I would have almost collapsed.

After a long time, Gu Lan raised his head and glanced at Ping Fang. Pingfang's eyes were filled with tears.