Chapter 51: Spring is Bright
"Huh~ Is this public toilet far away?Why hasn't Teacher Ji come back for a long time?" Sitting in Zhang Tong's shop, Jiang Hua asked Zhang Tong with some confusion.
"It's not far, it's only a minute's journey back and forth. If it's generally convenient, it will take up to three minutes to solve the problem. Do you have diarrhea?" Zhang Tong said pretending to be puzzled.
"Probably not, my crabs are very clean, so I won't have diarrhea like this." Xiao Jiang, what do you eat cleanly?"
Jiang Hua touched his stomach: "I don't feel it, it's just delicious." You cooked it just right, and the crab meat was still tender and not steamed. It's quite suitable, and it's not raw. ”
"Then let's wait a minute. Zhang Tong said to Jiang Hua: "The second dish is roasted crab with black pepper and salt. Let's wait for Teacher Ji to come and serve the food together. It won't taste good when it gets cold for a while. ”
Zhang Tong said this understandingly, and Jiang Hua nodded. The two were waiting for Ji Xiaochun's return.
And in the public toilet, Ji Xiaochun felt like he was about to die. His legs trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He still remembers how scary he was when he first opened the floodgates to release the water.
Large expanses of blood-red liquid gushed out from where they shouldn't be, and he didn't even know how he got out of the water. It was winter, but now his back was soaked with cold sweat.
He had been standing in the public toilet for several minutes without zipping his pants. Fortunately, it was autumn and winter evenings, and there were no people on the streets, so no one came to the public toilets. Otherwise, the people who came in would definitely regard Ji Xiaochun as a mental patient.
"How could it be?!!" Ji Xiaochun muttered in disbelief. What happened to him just now? It's blood in the urine, it's blood in the urine!
Although Ji Xiaochun does psychological research and hypnosis research, he does not particularly understand internal medicine. But he also knows what blood in the urine means.
In general, only damage to the urinary tract, or damage to the bladder and kidneys, is the most likely to cause blood in the urine.
If the urinary tract or bladder is damaged, then it will definitely feel pain when you are booed. But when I just released the water, I obviously didn't feel the pain in this area, but the left waist felt a pain.
Is it true that my kidneys are so weak that I can't do it? So as soon as I eat something particularly cold like king crab, I immediately react?
Ji Xiaochun didn't suspect that Zhang Tong was a ghost, because he couldn't analyze how Zhang Tong did the ghost from all aspects, right? On the contrary, as soon as he entered, he said that he could not eat cold food. But why didn't you post it before?
Thinking of this, Ji Xiaochun suddenly recalled his diet and work during this time. Yes, after the autumn, my daily food is mainly beef and mutton, which is warm food, and cold food I haven't eaten for several months.
Although he is not as lustful as Wang Wu, he will inevitably relax sometimes. But the frequency is not high, only once or twice a month.
Is it because of this that I have never realized that I am actually weak? And the kidneys are so damaged that I have already urinated blood.
Ordinary people will be frightened when they encounter blood in the urine. And even Ji Xiaochun, a big man who is respected as the [Magic Flute Teacher] in a certain organization, will be frightened when he faces this situation.
Everyone is equal in the face of life. If a person wants to die, he will die. It has nothing to do with what position you are in, how much money you have.
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Ji Xiaochun's heart was cold. I didn't feel anything before, is such a sudden hematuria acute kidney failure?
I can't die, I don't want to die yet. Ji Xiaochun had heard that there were members of Shabi within the organization, relying on their abilities to be very powerful, and then fooling around. As a result, he contracted AIDS and hung up in less than three years.
Originally, a powerful strong man who could move mountains and reclaim the sea died like this, and before he died, his whole body ulcerated, and his legs were sores and suppurated. When he died, he could smell ten meters away.
Ability Awakeners are strong, but not omnipotent. If you have a terminal illness, you still have to die. Ji Xiaochun suspected that he was about to die.
And is he really dying? Actually, the answer lies with Zhang Tong.
Since Ji Xiaochun followed Jiang Hua to Zhang Tong's shop, and looked very intimate with Jiang Hua, Zhang Tong didn't like him very much. In particular, this person's biomagnetic field also feels very uncomfortable, and Zhang Tong wants to make some trouble for him.
There is no reason to be high or need to stand on the moral high ground. Zhang Tong has one reason: Jiang Hua is my favorite, and other male dogs in estrus die far away!
Simple and crude, but justified and irrefutable. Although he didn't know Ji Xiaochun, this didn't prevent Zhang Tong from causing him some trouble.
Just like Wang Wu, if it weren't for the fact that he stared at Jiang Hua with squinting eyes for a while that day. Zhang Tong would not call him in the afternoon, and the electricity made him incontinent.
In the animal kingdom, the war between male creatures for the right to mate is very cruel. Children who have read Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang's "Animal World" understand this truth.
So Ji Xiaochun got into trouble by himself, so he had to bear such a cause and effect.
Of course, the matter is actually not as serious as Ji Xiaochun imagined. The human body is a very delicate machine, but if we want to disassemble and restore our body, we can reduce it to various chemical components.
And many of the perceptions and organs of the human body come from the operation of chemical and physical components.
Just like traditional acupuncture in traditional Chinese medicine, it relies on physical stimulation of specific acupuncture points in the body, and then stimulates the human body to secrete some chemical components to help people heal diseases and relieve pain.
Whereas, in modern medicine, there is a form of physical therapy called electrotherapy. It is a practical healing method that uses electric currents of varying intensities to stimulate the body's organs to help people heal.
Many people have seen and is also the most widely used instrument in first aid, called "defibrillator". It is a means of emergency treatment that stimulates the heart with an electric current to restore the heart to beat normally.
And Zhang Tong, he is an electromagnetic expert. Magnetism and electricity are inseparable, Zhang Tong's ability is magnetism, and electricity is just an accessory of his magnetic force. When Ji Xiaochun forcibly sat down to eat king crab, Zhang Tong had already begun to use his magnetic control to slightly control Ji Xiaochun's bioelectricity.
The use of atomic-level operations to subtly stimulate Ji Xiaochun's bladder made him feel like he couldn't hold back his urine. This operation is very delicate and requires very little energy. Atomic-level micromanipulation Ji Xiaochun and Jiang Hua couldn't feel it.
When Ji Xiaochun went to the toilet to release water, Zhang Tong, who had been tracking Ji Xiaochun's biomagnetic field, came to Ji Xiaochun's left waist.
Don't get me wrong, it's not a kidney blow. Just a slight tremor, it was enough to make a little blood clot, and then immediately used electromagnetic force to help Ji Xiaochun fill the wound.
It was supposed to be transparent and colorless, but the integration of kidney blood clots became particularly scary. The entire liquid took on a terrible red color. It seems that the urine is not urine, but the blood that comes out directly.
But Zhang Tong swore to the sky that this was really just to scare Ji Xiaochun, and it would not really have any effect on his body.
After all, he didn't know Ji Xiaochun yet, and he didn't know what the other party was. So scare him and let him go to the hospital for a check-up recently, so that he can spend his time on self-care. In this way, he would not have time to pester Jiang Hua.
Actually, this is also very good for Ji Xiaochun, isn't it? It's okay to go to the hospital for a physical examination or something, and find out if there is any small problem early. I'm also thinking about your health, Zhang Tong is compassionate.
And in Zhang Tong's shop, just when Jiang Hua decided to go to the toilet to see if Ji Xiaochun fell into the pit and couldn't get up. Ji Xiaochun's legs trembled slightly and walked into the shop.
He glanced at Zhang Tong, his eyes were complicated. I don't know if it's hatred or gratitude. He turned his head and said to Jiang Hua again: "Officer Jiang, I received a phone call, I still have something to do and I don't have time to eat with you." I'll go first. ”
As he spoke, he didn't give Jiang Hua time to respond at all. Ji Xiaochun turned around and walked to the Maybach sedan outside the store, and then ran away immediately with a click of the start button.
He is in a hurry, and he is in a hurry to go to the hospital for treatment! He has already contacted the internal medicine experts of the Huaihai City People's Hospital. I must save my waist!
"Eh, Teacher Ji!" Jiang Hua watched Ji Xiaochun drive away with some astonishment, she was a little confused. This man is sick! The little good impression he had for Ji Xiaochun before was all shattered at this moment.
And Zhang Tong stood in the semi-open kitchen and made a sound: "Tut~".
Jiang Hua turned his head: "Lao Zhang, what are you doing!"
"The Buddha said: Go to the toilet and get a lot of water, and wet the two legs of the autumn pants. The pain of men is so sad~" Zhang Tong sang this passage to the tune of "New Mandarin Duck Butterfly Dream". Then he shook his head and said, "Comrade Xiao Jiang, let Teacher Ji go." He must have something to do. He said he couldn't eat king crab. ”
Jiang Hua felt a little abrupt when he heard this. At this time, Zhang Tong brought up the salt-roasted king crab, put away all Ji Xiaochun's dishes, replaced them with a new pair of chopsticks and said to Jiang Hua: "Come on, Comrade Xiao Jiang." Someone has already paid for the king crab, and if you don't eat it, you won't eat it for nothing. Let's destroy it together!"
Zhang Tong beckoned Jiang Hua to take a seat, his smile shining brightly in the cold winter night.