0510 Hypocrite
"Life is short and urgent, don't get drunk and don't give up, my beauty in the east, the Yellow River in the west ......"
Zhao Guanren sat on the stern of the boat and sang chicly, but unfortunately his hands and feet had been tied, and there were a large number of official boats following behind, the mother and daughter of the Hu family were clumsily rowing the boat, one Dong Siyun was controlling the direction, and the other was holding a lighter.
"Don't sing! Shut up......"
Da Dong snorted angrily, Xiao Dong looked around anxiously, and Zhao Guanren smiled: "You have to give me some pastime after a long night, and the hostages have to be served well, tell me your real name, such as Chiba, Panasonic, Honda, Kato, Ozawa or Aoi?"
"I won't tell you, Dog Officer......"
Da Dong glared at him angrily, Zhao Guanren sat up straight and said, "Xiao Dong, Dong Siyun, come here, there is a pack of cigarettes in this king's belt, you can help me light one, otherwise I can't be idle, something must be plugged!"
"Watch out for the fire!"
Da Dong whispered, the Pingyao River is very long, and he can't get out of the city without rowing for an hour, so Xiao Dong had to get up and squat beside Zhao Guanren, but Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "Who taught you the rules, can't you tell the difference between big and small?"
"Ah......h
Xiao Dong hurriedly knelt beside him, carefully turned out the cigarette and lighter, and after lighting the cigarette skillfully and considerately, Zhao Guanren stretched out his head and kissed her on the mouth, Xiao Dong smiled shyly and softly, and instinctively helped him rub his thigh.
"Are you crazy? This is not a music workshop, he is now our meat ticket......"
Da Dong glared at her sister angrily, who knew that Zhao Guanren's hands suddenly spread out from behind, and suddenly hugged Xiao Dong in his arms, Xiao Dong didn't know any martial arts at all, and was restrained by him with an exclamation, lying in his arms and his face was flushed.
"Let her go, or I'll die with you......"
Da Dong jumped up with a white face, but Zhao Guanren took out a box of matches from his waist again, and after lighting one without hurry, he smiled and said, "You don't need to do it, let's go on the road together now!"
"Don't !!"
Big and small Dong screamed at the same time, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also frightened, but Zhao Guanren threw down the match without hesitation, and the four women distorted their faces in horror, watching the match being thrown to the deck and falling into a layer of pungent kerosene.
"呲~"
A puff of green smoke suddenly came out of the match, and it was actually drowned alive by kerosene, and the four girls opened their mouths wide in shock at the same time, and the imaginary fire did not burn at all.
"Hahaha......"
Zhao Guanren let go of Xiao Dong and laughed loudly, and mocked: "It's terrible to be uneducated, I don't know how high the ignition point of kerosene is, you still dare to play with fire, I found you when I hit you in the door, I deliberately ordered you, you actually think I have taken a fancy to you, who gave you confidence?"
"What the hell do you want to do......"
Da Dong extinguished the lighter in shame, and Xiao Dong hid beside her in a panic.
"I should have asked you ...... this"
After Zhao Guanren untied the rope on his legs, he said with a smile: "I have been merciful enough for you, I didn't let the imperial court exterminate the Thai people, and only let them go to the guard to farm the land, but you still don't know what to do, are you willing to destroy the country yourself?"
"We don't want to take over Dashun, we just don't want to be annexed......
Da Dong said with some excitement: "We have to pay tribute every three years, the most beautiful girls, the best jewelry, and a large amount of gold and silver have to pay tribute to Dashun, Dashun's return gift is not even thirty percent, but our land is very barren, how much we have suffered for the tributary people, do you know?"
"Are you really stupid or follow
I'm pretending to be stupid, Thailand's tribute is always a money-making ......"
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "You have given a lot of messy things, in fact, they are all worthless things in the sea, how much can dozens of girls be worth, Dashun will give them at least ten times the gift every time, but your royal family has hidden more than half of it, and they have all enjoyed it for themselves!"
"You are! It's obvious that your Dashun officials are greedy for money......
Da Dong said angrily: "In order to be sympathetic to the people, our Heavenly King has patches on his dragon robes, and he also ordered that the royal family is not allowed to eat meat, only brown rice, the best ones are used for tribute, and the inferior ones are given to the people, and their own food is the worst!"
"I really didn't expect you to be so naïve, who wouldn't be a show, Emperor Shunyao also said that he ate fast, do you believe it......"
Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "I can ask someone to bring the mission over now, and let you ask where the tenfold return gift went, did they entrust the Xinglong to sell it and exchange it for gold, silver, silk and tobacco, so that it can be brought back to your heavenly king?"
"Impossible!"
Da Dong pointed at her sister with a white face, shook his head and said: "This is absolutely impossible, my sister is in the capital all day long, if the mission sells the gift back, it will definitely not be able to hide from her ears and eyes!"
"Sister, you've been deceived......
Xiao Dong sobbed and said: "I am very familiar with the young owner of the Xinglong, every time the mission transports the tribute out, they will directly buy it with cash, and the mission will go to the south to buy all kinds of materials and bring them back, last year they sold more than two million taels of silver, not counting the emperor's reward silver!"
"What?"
Da Dong's body almost fell off the boat, and then grabbed her sister violently and roared: "Why don't you tell me, why do you lie to me, I'm your own sister!"
"The Shangguan is not allowed to say that we are not on the same mission......
Xiao Dong cried and said: "The secret agents in the capital know that the king of heaven wants Dashun Jiangshan, otherwise why don't they allow you to enter Beijing, our king of heaven is a hypocrite, he used the name of tribute to loot the people's fat and ointment, and led the people's resentment to Dashun, but most of the things made him greedy!"
"Puff~"
Da Dong slumped on the deck suddenly, his face trembling like ashes, and tears rolled down his face.
"Dong Siyun, your sister is here to assassinate me......
Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Dong, Xiao Dong hugged his legs and cried: "My sister wants to avenge Chiba Xuan and her colleagues, disobeyed Shangguan's order, and secretly sneaked into the Jiaole Workshop to replace me, I can't say that Chiba Xuan deserves it, I can only persuade her to observe and observe first!"
"Why do you deserve it?"
Da Dong Mu asked in a hurry: "He has been lurking for the kingdom of heaven for decades, he should be a hero!"
"Chiba Xuan is the grandfather of today's king, he is for the royal family, not the people of Li......"
Xiao Dong wiped away his tears and said: "I only learned after Chiba Xuan's death that he is our commander, and your senior brother and they were all killed by him, just because they understood the truth, and once I left the capital, the shadow would also kill me!"
"Alas~ Onmyoji, you won't live to be forty years old, what a price did you pay to get to this point......"
Zhao Guanren sighed and said: "Now your sister is also a broken flower, let dozens of men play with it, and when I look back, I find that His Royal Highness the Heavenly King, whom I respect the most, is actually a hypocritical and vicious liar, I am really not worth it for you!"
"Why is this happening, why are you lying to me......"
Da Dong was grief-stricken and shouted to the sky, but Zhao Guanren said again: "You calm down first, once Dashun attacks with all his might, it will be the people of your country who are unlucky, you have to answer me a key question, have you got the lost corpse poison powder?"
"Lost?"
Da Dong hurriedly wiped away his tears, shook his head and said: "We absolutely not, since you found out, the officers and soldiers have been chasing us everywhere, and we have also learned the epidemic prevention regulations, and we know the seriousness of the corpse plague, if I succeeded, I would have returned to China a long time ago!"
"I haven't heard of when I lost ......"
Xiao Dong also shook his head blankly, and Zhao Guanren frowned and said: "If you don't get it, it is estimated that it will fall into the hands of the secret agents of the Ji Kingdom, and the brains of those barbarians are only fighting and killing, okay! I will give you a chance to save the people of the Heavenly Kingdom!"
"What kind of chance?"
Da Dong hurriedly said: "You don't want me to betray my colleagues, and you don't want me to go back to rebel, if you can stop Dashun from attacking us, we can ...... Lose money, let the Heavenly King take out all the tribute, and withdraw all the hidden agents!"
"You almost wiped out the entire royal family of Dashun, do you think it's all over if you lose some money......
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The hypocrite has to apologize to your people, whether he hangs himself or takes poison, anyway, he has to give the people a truth, Dashun an explanation, otherwise I will personally land in your country within two years, and I will change a heavenly king for you!"
"This ...... It's what I want......"
Da Dong nodded lightly and said: "But I still have to find out the truth first, as long as it is as you said, this time I will desperately expose the truth and give the people justice!"
"Be careful, your close comrades-in-arms may not be without someone who knows the truth......
Zhao Guanren said: "I will send the deputy envoys of the two missions out of the city, you can greet them outside the city, you will know the truth after a beating, your sister will stay with me for the time being, if you are unfortunately killed, at least she can be a witness for you!"
Da Dong hesitated: "Then, then you have to treat her well, you can't ......"
"Can't you do anything, can't you sleep with her......"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "It's a good thing that your sister doesn't climb into my bed, and this king doesn't miss her such a little living expenses, I'll let someone give you a waist card later, if you are hunted down, you can seek the protection of the guard, and they will let you reach the beach alive!"
"Okay, I'll believe you for the time being, if you dare to lie to me, I'll kill you......"
Da Dong glared at him menacingly, Zhao Guanren got up and said with a smile: "I never cheat women, especially beauties, I will add a clause to the compensation clause in the future, you must be one of the tributes, I let you sisters get together in the bed in my house, are you looking forward to it?"
"Shameless! shameless ......"
Da Dong's face turned away with a flushed face, and at this time the painting boat had stopped, Zhao Guanren laughed and jumped on his legs, jumped to the official boat behind him and explained for a while, and finally shouted: "Hey, little tribute, what is your real name?"
"Saya Akii!"
Da Dong snorted coldly and jumped out, jumped on a small boat and continued to row out of the city, at this time the prince and others also jumped on the boat, Prince Duan was puzzled: "How did you convince her to leave alone, Onmyoji are very vicious things, and you are too godly, right?"
"Hehe~ As long as she's a mother, I can level ...... with one mouth"
Zhao Guanren proudly hugged his arms, but the prince was surprised: "I didn't see her take off her pants, can you wear them through your pants?"
"Holy!"
Zhao Guanren said angrily: "What do you think, why are your thoughts so dirty, what I am talking about is the mouth, not the tongue, it is all with a brilliant talent, ho tui ......"
"Then you can teach me too, I want to worship you as a teacher......"
"I also want to, this king also wants to use his talent to settle the girl......"