0509 Twins
"Your Majesty, Weichen toasts you with a ......"
Song Eat Pig's fat face flushed with excitement, a few months ago he was a seven-grade sesame official, Bian Xie and the two families dared to throw his face at him, and now he can drink and feast at the same table with the emperor, he feels that the green smoke from the ancestral tomb is about to catch fire.
"Allow!"
The prince put down his wine glass and said: "Lao Jiu and I are about to go overseas to conquer the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, but my Dashun soldiers are not good at naval warfare, and the warships of the navy are also in disrepair, if you want to land, I am afraid it will not be easy, I don't know if my brother has a good countermeasure?"
"Build a gunboat! Soft-sail ironclad gunboat, I've drawn all the drawings for you......
Zhao Guanren smiled lightly: "Don't be in a hurry to go to sea, when you get to the beach, you will first train the navy, and then fund the Thai people to rebel, the small ones will be given money first, and the large ones will be given ordnance, and then the heads of the generals at all levels will be rewarded, and the starting one will be given five thousand taels!"
"That's right, it's a wonderful plan, why didn't we think of it......"
The prince's eyes lit up suddenly, but Prince Duan spread his hands and mourned: "It's a good way to say, but where to raise money, the treasury has been running low in the past few years, not to mention starting the war ship, and we are overstretched to fund people's rebellion!"
"Haha~"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You have raised so many moths, if you don't eat the empty treasury, you will see the hell, let's not talk about it far away, guess how much money I copied out of Gonggong Tian's house?"
"Surely there are a lot......"
Emperor Shunyao said angrily: "The dead eunuch must have been greedy all these years, and even stole many treasures from the treasure house, I estimate that he can have more than one million taels of silver in his courtyard, and it is not uncommon for seven or eight to add up to more than three million taels!"
"Old Song, you report the real number to the emperor......
Zhao Guanren smiled and ate a mouthful of food, and Song Eat Pig hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, there are many treasures and fields, and the specific amount is still being estimated, but for now, it is possible that the minister can estimate that there can be 16 or 7 million taels, and it is possible to exceed 20 million taels of silver!"
"How much?"
The two princes jumped up suddenly, their eyes were round and round, and the wine glass in Emperor Shunyao's hand also fell to the ground, and he couldn't close his mouth open.
"Your Majesty, do you know how big a moth you have......
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "The treasure house of the old eunuch is supported by twelve columns, one has to be hugged by two people, each of which is cast in solid sterling silver, Dashun only earned more than 60 million taels last year, and he swallowed nearly half of the treasury alone, I didn't let you kill this person, right?"
"Hiss~"
The two princes took a breath at the same time, and suddenly felt that they were really poor as princes, and a few brothers couldn't compare to an old eunuch.
"Alas~Yunxuan, ah......"
Emperor Shunyao hugged his head and mourned: "How many ghosts and ghosts have you helped me find out, my Dashun is so corrupt, I can't escape the blame, I can't escape the blame!"
"Your Majesty, you don't have to sigh, I don't want a tael of silver......
Zhao Guanren took out all the silver tickets in his arms, and even put the big seal of Qian Zhuang on the table, and said: "The war is silver, Kyrgyzstan, let's talk first, supplemented by prevention, Thailand, let's directly attack and scare, these things are indispensable!"
"I gave it to you, how can I go back on my word......"
Emperor Shunyao waved his hand again and again, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "I can't spend so much silver, and I have taken all the rare treasures, and I have also picked a few good mansions and fields, those ladies in my family are enough, and you can take the rest to prepare for war!"
"Father!"
Prince Duan said with some excitement: "If we have more than 10 million taels of silver, we are sure that the Thai thieves will destroy the country, you can accept it, Yun Xuan doesn't care about these at all, besides, we have to use money to help the people!"
"The cost of destroying the country is too great, and some of the gains outweigh the losses......"
Zhao Guanren raised his voice and said: "If they are willing to pay a large amount of silver, send a few princesses to come over as concubines, and send two princes over as hostages, we don't have to work for the people and lose money, but I have to have at least two princesses, and I have to let their sons have the surname Chiba!"
"Hahaha......"
The father and son all laughed, only they understood this stalk, but Jin Wuming suddenly scolded a foreign language, only to see Dong Ming's prostitute subconsciously knelt on the ground and shouted something in the same language, but after shouting, she was shocked and changed.
"Fuck it, it's a Thai thief......"
Jin Wusheng suddenly pulled out his waist knife and slashed forward with a stream of knives, but a cloud of white smoke burst out from under the skirt of Dong Ming's prostitute, and the sound of "bang" covered the entire singing and dancing room.
"She jumped out of the window!"
Zhao Guanren slammed into the window, only to see Dong Ming's prostitute jump out of the wall very quickly, shoot like lightning to a small boat on the lake, burst off the gorgeous clothes on his body, and jumped into the lake wearing only a close-fitting coat.
"Blockade Pingyao Lake and catch the Thai thief Dong Siyun ......"
Jin Wuming leaned on the window and shouted, and the guards outside and the field guards immediately went out, and the imperial guards also rushed in, pressing all the geisha to the ground.
"They have nothing to do with each other, you can wait outside the door......"
Zhao Guanren dragged the mother and daughter of the Hu family over, and the prince slapped the table angrily and scolded: "Damn! Go to the Jingdu Guard, how to investigate the secret agents, the four famous prostitutes are actually Thai thieves, check the people of the Jiaole Fang carefully, there must be Thai thieves!"
"Tell them, don't abuse lynching, I'll supervise ......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly added, and after everyone was escorted out, Emperor Shunyao asked in surprise: "No life! How did you find the flaw?"
"It's not me! Zhao Wang Ye recognizes her......"
Jin Wuming put away the knife and walked back, Zhao Guanren smiled: "This girl is the onmyoji I met in Lantai, although she was masked at the time, but I was impressed by her big eyes, so I deliberately asked Lao Jin to let her go and let her go back to report to the King of Thailand!"
"Why?"
Several people didn't understand it.
"Don't look at Taiping Heavenly ......"
Zhao Guanren said in a low voice: "In fact, their combat effectiveness is very strong, and their cohesion is also very high, and they may not be able to fight it with the strength of the whole country, so they must be scared, they will lose money and people, and then use their silver to fight a trade war, and surrender without a fight!"
"Hey~"
Prince Duan gave a thumbs up and smiled: "In terms of strategy, you are still a chicken thief, if you can really surrender without a fight, we don't want to kill in vain!"
"Your Majesty, I want 3,000 elite soldiers, and it's best to be familiar with the border army of Ji ......."
Zhao Guanren arched his hand and said: "Seeing that the Chinese New Year is coming in more than a month, I plan to send an envoy to Ji Guo after the fifteenth day of the first month, Zhang Tiansheng, who carried the corpse poison, has disappeared without a trace, I am afraid that he will let Ji Guo be arrested, or fall into the hands of Thailand, this person may be the source of the catastrophe!"
"As you wish!"
Emperor Shunyao said arrogantly: "I will go to the border pass in person the day after tomorrow, and spend the New Year with all the soldiers at the border pass, when I will have 500,000 soldiers, and advance and retreat with you at the border pass, if the thief dares to play tricks on your head, I will raise the strength of the country to crusade against you!"
"Okay, then let's move forward and retreat together......
Zhao Guanren thanked him very satisfied, sat down to eat and drink with a few people for a while, and then took Song to eat the pig downstairs first, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also brought out by him.
"I've seen King Zhao!"
The commander of the guard came over to salute, and the people in the entire Jiaole Workshop were controlled, and the people who touched the platoon were lining up to be scolded, and he also had a dog's expression, but he was used to Zhao Guanren wherever he went, where there would be a big incident.
"Old Song! Dong Ming, prostitute, none of you have ever played ......?"
Zhao Guanren stopped with his back hand, and Song Eat Pig said in a low voice: "Who doesn't play with her, Prince Duan and the crown prince have all played, but they just pretended not to recognize it in front of the emperor, I also tried it once a few days ago, but just like that, it's as boring as a dead fish!"
"Commander Duan, I'll give you a clue......
Zhao Guanren said: "Dong Siyun is an onmyoji, and the real Dong Siyun may be twins, because the one who just ran away has an unopened brow and a tight buttocks, and is obviously a virgin, maybe you can find another Dong Siyun!"
"Huh?"
Commander Duan looked at him in surprise, but Song Yuzhu smashed his hands and said: "The twins make sense, it takes half a month to travel from the capital to Lantai, not to mention half a month, Dong Siyun has been in the Jiaole Workshop for several years, and it is impossible to leave for more than ten days without anyone knowing!"
"Thank you, Lord Wang! I'm going to check ......."
Commander Duan hurriedly ran away with people, and the people from the Song Eating Pig Rites Department also came, so he had to follow him to do some work.
"Let's go!"
Zhao Guanren led the mother and daughter of the Hu family out of the back door, came to the river and asked: "What are your plans, Hu County Cheng and I have been buried in Lantai Biyanggang, if you want to return to your hometown to live, I can send someone to send you back, and give you a few hundred taels of coils!"
"Thank you, Lord for saving your life......"
The mother and daughter suddenly knelt down together, and the lady of the Hu family sobbed and said: "My lord, you saved my mother and daughter from fire and water regardless of your previous suspicions, and buried my deceased husband alive, I can't repay it, if the adults don't dislike it, my mother and daughter are willing to serve for life!"
"I can't bear the mother and daughter, uh~ that's not what I mean......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly helped them up and said: "I know that you just came out and didn't expect to land, why don't you go back to the palace with me to live until the New Year, and I will have to envoy Ji Guo after the New Year, when you want to stay, it's not too late to tell me, okay?"
"Thank you, Lord for taking it in!"
The mother and daughter agreed pitifully, and walked to the wooden bridge with him, the painting boat of the Zhao family's daughters had been waiting by the bridge for a long time, but as soon as he walked to the bridge, he realized that something was wrong, a boatload of women actually did not make a sound, and there was a strong smell of kerosene.
"Oops!"
Zhao Guanren stopped suddenly, only to see a woman suddenly appear on the bow of the boat, wet holding a lighter, it was Dong Siyun who had just escaped, she said sharply: "Get out! Otherwise, I will let you bury me with a boatload of wives and concubines!"
"Ahh
The mother and daughter of the Hu family exclaimed in fright, but Zhao Guanren took a few steps forward without hurry, and said with a smile: "If you have something to say, you and I can take a bath in a pot of boiling water - acquaintances!
"Hmph~ Your nose is really sharper than a dog......"
Dong Siyun said angrily: "Dog officer, let your people take my sister out, you also come to the boat, personally escort us out of the city, dare to play tricks, I will die with you!"
"Lingzhi! go in and find Commander Duan, and bring out the real Dong Siyun......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hand, followed by jumping onto the bow of the boat, looking at all the stunned wives and concubines in the cabin, he smiled: "Put away the lighter, little girl, don't play with fire, play with fire and pee your pants, I have always been true to my word, saying that I will do it if I send you out!"
"Don't give me a hippie smile, they will be gone as soon as I move my hand......"
Dong Siyun cautiously took a few steps back, and a large group of people soon poured out of the teaching music workshop, and Emperor Shunyao and others all came out, and sure enough, another Dong Siyun was found, and Commander Duan tied her up with his own hands and carried her to the bridge angrily.
"It's okay! throw it up and give it to me......"
Zhao Guanren smiled and beckoned, Commander Duan looked at Emperor Shunyao hesitantly, Emperor Shunyao nodded before he carried the person onto the bridge, but Zhao Guanren spread his hands again and smiled: "Miss Dong, have you forgotten to keep a boatman, I don't know how to row!"
"Puff~"
Dong Siyun kicked a bundle of ropes and said loudly: "Tell the mother and daughter of the Hu family to come up and row the boat, and then tie up this dog official for me!"