"I'm afraid you can't afford it. Zhang Tong said to Ji Xiaochun. Although he didn't put on any particularly ugly faces or attitudes, the words alone were a little exciting.

Generally, dialogues and situations like Zhang Tong's current ones appear in online novels or bloody urban dramas.

For example, a handsome male protagonist who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger comes to a restaurant or a clothing store, a luxury store, a watch store, a car store, a sales office or something.

Although the actor is rich, he is wearing a tattered shirt, well, no, it is too much to say that the ragged shirt. It's just that the protagonist is dressed very ordinarily, that is, he looks like a salaryman, and all the outfits on his body don't add up to more than 500 yuan.

Then the protagonist points to a very expensive dish that costs tens of thousands of dollars, or a brand-name bag that costs tens of thousands, a famous watch that is hundreds of thousands, a sports car that is worth millions, and a real estate that costs tens of millions of dollars. Then say to the salesperson, "Show me this." ”

Then the salesperson will look at the protagonist's outfit very powerfully, and see that the protagonist is wearing a Metersbonwe with a seasonal sale, and there is not even a Givenchy, Burberry, Armani, or Chanel on his body.

With their years of experience, most of these protagonists are poor, that is, for the sake of seeing. When the time came, I took him to see the goods worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, and tens of millions. The other party probably sighed: "The thing is very good, but it is too expensive." ”

No money is no money, what kind of big garlic is pretended! There are more people who just look at it and don't buy and flirt with customer service and salespeople. At this time, these salespeople will sacrifice a big killer: "Don't look at it if you don't buy it (touch, move, smell)!"

When the protagonist responds with some anger: "What's the matter? Now the customer doesn't even have the right to look at the product?

At this time, the salesperson will roll his eyes and say to the protagonist: "Look, I see that you can't afford to buy (eat, use, wear, open, live)!"

At this time, the protagonist will generally be shocked, and the Internet café is overflowing, and then he pointed to the cute girl salesman who has been smiling and saying good things next to him, and then said: "You, yes, it's you!

Then, in the confusion of the senior salesman, the protagonist took out the legendary Centurion black card (it may also be a high-end platinum card of a bank, with a credit limit of several millions). Then he handed the card to the cute girl salesman and said domineeringly: "Take it and swipe, I'll pick up the goods now, the password is six eight!"

Then the whole story begins with the senior salesman regretting that he missed a large commission for his blind eye, or even being fired by the manager. And the cute girl salesman became the star of the month in the sales department in one fell swoop, and the manager's apology came to a successful end.

Of course, in fact, sometimes the story has a follow-up that has not been written, which the protagonist and the audience do not know. The senior salesman who was fired received a call from the manager at night: "Well done, another Shabi who can't stand the stimulation has paid for a lot of things." The frighteningly expensive broken car (broken house, broken clothes, broken bag, broken watch) was finally sold. You take seventy percent of the cute girl's share, and she takes thirty percent. ”

"The next time you encounter such a big wrong, you still need a senior salesperson like you to come out. You take a vacation and take a break, and report to another store half a month later. ”

The protagonist happily buys the luxury car he wants (villas, watches, bags), and gets great pleasure and comfort in his heart when he buys it.

And the manager finally sold the stuff that had accumulated liquidity for a long time and exchanged it for live money.,The senior salesman took an objective commission and got half a month's vacation.,Although the cute girl got less money, she fell in love with the protagonist of the golden thighs.。

It can be said that the whole event is a joy, and many parties have profited. From all angles, there are no losers! Great luck, great luck! You should simply buy a roast chicken, buy a bottle of soju, and everyone sit down to have a drink and eat a chicken to celebrate.

And when this incident happened to Ji Xiaochun, although he didn't watch much online novels and bloody TV series, he suddenly realized that this was a good opportunity for him to perform!

Isn't this an opportunity to send yourself to the door to pretend to be forced? People, it is inevitable that there will be a little vanity. Especially in front of beautiful women.

It is said that at a certain auction more than 20 years ago, the competition for a gemstone necklace was unusually low, and all the auctioneers looked like they were going to sleep, and no one was interested in this necklace.

And just when the auction was about to be unsold, Miss Lin Qingxia, a first-line star from the two sides of the Taiwan Strait and three places, arrived in full costume. She didn't do anything, just walked from the back of the room to the front seat.

Her arrival was like throwing a drop of ice water into a hot oil pot, and the venue instantly boiled. In order to win a look back, a group of wealthy businessmen desperately raised the price. They were eager to show their arrogance in front of Miss Lin.

And today's Ji Xiaochun is just like the group of rich businessmen and celebrities back then, he wants to show his manhood in front of Jiang Hua and win her favor.

He wanted to use this routine to impress Jiang Hua, and Zhang Tong happened to be the best stepping stone. This stepping stone is so suitable, how expensive can these king crabs be? Even if this shopkeeper has the courage to quote a price of 100,000 yuan, he will pay for it.

But as long as he doesn't do a good job, he has to say all kinds of ways one, two, three. Then it's time for you to pretend to your heart's content!

Thinking about it like this, Ji Xiaochun felt a little excited.

But is Zhang Tong really a stepping stone passerby in online urban novels? Although he has only been back for about a month, Zhang Tong has read a lot of online novels.

In fact, he really doesn't have any entertainment after closing the store at night, so he can only read novels to relieve his boredom. I can read more than a million words in one night.

He has also seen a lot of routines in urban novels, and Zhang Tong is not stupid. Just by looking at the material of the clothes Ji Xiaochun wears, you can see one word [expensive]!

With a big oily hair, a mechanical watch, low-key but very textured clothing, and a little high-end men's perfume is slightly sprayed on the body. Even a few meters away, Zhang Tong smelled a kind of [fragrance of banknotes].

So when Ji Xiaochun asked with a smile: "Can't afford to eat, how expensive can your crab be?" he was ready to release his pretending energy.

And Zhang Tong replied without being salty: "It's not expensive, these add up to 50,000 yuan." It looks like you're also the boss who is making a lot of money by opening a factory, and money is a small problem. ”

Zhang Tong didn't follow the routine at all and said: "The main thing is that when you walked in, I saw that your steps were a little vain, and I could see that your kidneys were deficient! This crab is very cold, I'm afraid that you will eat blood in your urine!"

Zhang Tong glanced at Ji Xiaochun with a sympathetic look, then lowered his head and sighed and said, "Hey, how can you become like this at a young age? I'm afraid I won't even be able to have children in the future." Hey, no. ”

Zhang Tong was obviously talking to himself in a low voice, his voice was very low and very small, but in the quiet store, he could just hear Ji Xiaochun's ears.