The creature of man is amazing. Sometimes it's deep, but more often it's naïve.

It should be said that all male creatures are sometimes naïve and coquettish. Look at the natural world, the male mandarin duck's feathers are so gorgeous. When many children see mandarin ducks for the first time and don't know about them, they think that the one who is showing off is the female mandarin duck. Next to it is a male mandarin duck.

But the truth is just the opposite, the male is the coquettish one, and the female one is more simple.

There are also peacocks, and many people who don't know anything about peacocks think that the peacock is a female peacock. The mother's talent should be so showy. But after watching the animal world, many people know, oh, it turns out that the coquettish is actually the male peacock.

Many people think that the female creature is gorgeous, and the male creature should be simple. In fact, this is not the case at all, most of the time in this world, male creatures are much more coquettish than female creatures.

High heels were first designed to make men taller, and now countless people think that the sexy plaid skirt was born from the outfit of Scottish bearded uncles, and stockings were first designed for men.

So to sum it up: if a man is coquettish, there is basically nothing to do with women.

So from the historical process of human beings, to the biological laws of nature. After summarizing all these things, it is not difficult to come to a conclusion, that is: most male animals are extremely vain, coquettish, and good-looking creatures.

And this law of nature is vividly embodied in human beings, and it can be said that public human beings have brought these characteristics to the extreme.

Most males are easily irritated by a few key words in their short lives. One of the words that most easily provokes public humans, according to informal research, is: you can't.

This sentence is simply a forbidden word for public humanity. How many males have fallen on this word?

Some of the males were already flushed when they drank, and some of the guys who persuaded them to drink tried their best to persuade them, and if they didn't drink, they would start to coax the seedlings and say, "You can't do it, you can't do it." Then he drank it again.

And doing something, it's already very difficult. But when someone is next to you and says, "Don't do it, you can't do it." "At this time, the public human beings will be strong again, and they must be done. Use this to prove that you can.

At work and in life, many public beings can't accept that the other party says that they are "no longer good". Therefore, in the process of making friends, public humans generally do not easily say to their friends: "You can't do it anymore." "Because it's a very hurtful thing to say that at some point.

Especially like Zhang Tong, he shook his head and sighed and said that Ji Xiaochun's kidney was deficient and he couldn't give birth to children, and the last sentence added the word "no".

Most men hate being told that they can't do both. One is the brain, if someone says "your brain is not good, mentally retarded", many people will be very angry. It's normal to go from scolding to fighting.

There is also a waist, if someone laughs and says, "Hey, your waist is not good, the child is the king next door". There is no need to quarrel, just pick up the bricks and open the film! Whoever dies first will lose.

Especially in front of a beautiful woman, saying that a man's waist is not good, this is simply a superposition of a heart blow and a critical hit for many people!

Although Ji Xiaochun studied psychology, he knew that he should not be angry at this time. But his anger still came up all at once. The so-called healers do not heal themselves, which is the case.

Ji Xiaochun immediately became popular, this little deflated san named Zhang Tong didn't die today, so it was his fate. Ji Xiaochun pointed at Zhang Tong and said angrily: "What did you just say?

Zhang Tong raised his head and sighed, and then said in a compassionate tone: "Young man, listen to my brother's advice." In the future, don't drink wine. Wine goes to the liver, but it also goes to the kidneys. Drinking too much won't do you any good. ”

"Also, don't eat anything that is cold or cold in the future. If you have nothing to do, you can eat more leeks, and then buy a thermos cup and buy some wolfberry soaked water to drink. There is also a little moderation in private life, and I should be able to make up for some of it. Zhang Tong completely looked like he was thinking about Ji Xiaochun.

His compassionate appearance, as well as the pity in his eyes, are fully worthy of an Oscar award to him for a little golden man.

And Jiang Hua, who was standing on the side, was very confused. She didn't know if what Zhang Tong said was true or not, but after she glanced at Ji Xiaochun, she felt that Ji Xiaochun was indeed a little weird.

Jiang Hua couldn't help but say to Zhang Tong: "Lao Zhang, don't make this kind of joke." Wait a while, Teacher Ji will get angry, I won't help you. Jiang Hua was looking for Zhang Tong to go down the steps.

As a police officer who often deals with all kinds of sudden situations, Jiang Hua naturally knows how lethal Zhang Tong's words are to ordinary men. So she wanted to use a joking argument to give Zhang Tong a step and let him go down like this.

But Zhang Tong looked at Jiang Hua with great sincerity at this time and said: "Officer Xiaojiang, I'm serious! I have always opened a restaurant in the other world, and that world pays great attention to food tonic treatment, and pays attention to the same source of medicine and food. So I learned a lot there as well. ”

"For example, judging the condition of a diner based on his complexion and so on. It's no joke that a good chef can take on half a doctor. This man is the first time I have seen him, and I don't know him, so why do I say such offensive things? I didn't look like you brought it, I thought it was your friend. Zhang Tongyi said with a sense of justice.

"If he weren't your friend, I wouldn't have bothered to bother with these things. Besides, what should I do if my kidneys are deficient like this, and he still wants to eat king crab? When he eats half of it, he urines blood, and then calls the police to the Food Sanitation Bureau to complain about my store? This is a big business of 50,000 yuan, can I send the business to the door? Am I stupid or not!"

Zhang Tong's three sentences are inseparable from Ji Xiaochun's kidney deficiency, and he is frantically stabbing Ji Xiaochun. And Jiang Hua looked at what Zhang Tong said conclusively, and it was reasonable. From all aspects of analysis, Zhang Tong really has no reason to refuse Ji Xiaochun!

Could it be that Ji Xiaochun is really deficient in his kidneys? After eating his body badly, Zhang Tong is afraid of getting into trouble?

Ji Xiaochun felt that he was about to be angry with Zhang Tong. I'm afraid that this little deflated three don't know how to write dead words.

At this time, Zhang Tong suddenly slapped his face and said, "There is! Officer Xiaojiang, for your sake." I have something good for you today. ”

Zhang Tong came out with some eel bones left over from tonight's eel processing and said: "Eel bones! Taking this together with wolfberry, astragalus, codonopsis, and Huadiao wine to make soup is especially good for kidney deficiency!"

Zhang Tong said to Ji Xiaochun with a smile: "What's that, Teacher Ji." For the sake of your friend, these eel bones are given to you for free. Take it home and stew it, if you don't know how to stew, you can find me. Just charge a processing fee. Now that you're young, it's too late to make up for it. You better don't eat king crab or something, I'll eat it with Xiaojiang later. Oh yes, you haven't had dinner yet, right? I'll make you a clear soup with eel bones and then make an egg fried rice later, and it won't count your money, what do you think?"

Zhang Tong really behaved like a good gentleman, and people couldn't find fault at all.

But Ji Xiaochun was almost angry. Especially Jiang Hua also added at this time: "Otherwise, Mr. Ji, you will eat an eel bone soup and egg fried rice?"

Jiang Hua felt that what Zhang Tong said was quite reasonable, anyway, he didn't logically think that Zhang Tong had any flaws.

But Jiang Hua's words completely lit Ji Xiaochun's powder keg, the corners of his mouth twitched for a while, and then he glared at Zhang Tong and said, "But I'm going to eat king crab today, so what?!"

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