Chapter 33: Don't Be Bitten by Pigs!
childhood playmates, of course, are not only Lei Zi, but also Peng Chao, who has the best relationship.
Peng Chao's living environment is much better than me and Lei Zi.
If you still measure it in terms of house and floor area, the area of his house is about half a football field, and there are naturally many places to play.
Half of the floor space is used to build a house.
There are about four or five main houses used for living, and there are seven or eight rooms in the east, west, and south rooms combined.
Half is used for livestock in captivity.
Pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, rabbits, you name it. It looks like a small "breeding plant".
As long as Peng Chao is at home, the "stronghold" of the three of us is there. And the three little tricksters often toss the "animals" to the bottom.
The little fowls were afraid of us three tricksters, and when they saw us, they would always hide away, as if to say, "Look, look, look, those three guys are here again, run." ”
Once we get caught, we will inevitably be "ruthlessly" ravaged.
When playing with the roosters and hens, they will always hide from us as far away as possible, and most of the time they will always be chased by us with nowhere to hide, especially when they see them swaying left and right during the run, it will always make us laugh.
When they realize that they can't escape our "clutches", they will immediately maintain an optimal self-protective posture - their wings are bent, and they squat down with their heads down, waiting for us to hold them, which is particularly cute.
Whenever we catch a big rooster, we will touch its big cockscomb, fluffy wings, after the "hand addiction", reluctantly let them go, and then grab, and then let go, the cycle repeats, never tired.
Human desires are endless, and children are no exception.
When these games are tired, the naughty little devils will hold them and "throw" them into the sky, so that the chickens can experience the feeling of "flying higher".
Because chickens are not born to fly, they will involuntarily and "desperately" flap their wings after being "thrown" into the sky, which will slow them down and land smoothly without injury, and finally we will be happy to repeat this game that seems to be extremely boring to adults.
When playing with geese and pigs, be especially careful not to be bitten by them.
The call of a goose is similar to that of a duck, but it is slightly thicker than that of a duck.
Moreover, after the goose grows up and "awakens", it comes with a particularly important skill - housekeeping.
The goose's "territorial awareness" and "sense of family belonging" are very strong, although it is not as impulsive as a dog, barking or biting, but when the general free-range goose sees a stranger, it will always spread its huge wings, and its neck is stretched out to block the stranger's body, while "quack-quack--" screaming, while "driving" the stranger to leave.
Animals are also "observant" and can read human eyes.
When it notices that there is a look of fear in your eyes, it will unceremoniously peck at you, and if it "scatters" on the spot, it will "persevere" in chasing you until it "kicks you out". On the other hand, when there is no fear in its eyes, it will only instinctively tilt its neck to block it.
Of course, dogs also have such skills, but they are more prominent than geese.
However, it is not the dog's behavior that determines whether it can read the fear of human eyes, but whether the dog's owner is by its side or not, which is the so-called "dog fighting human power", which is understood literally.
For small children, the geese will also "despise" us with a higher attitude and run after us everywhere. Adults often say that it doesn't hurt to be pecked, but it hurts for children, right?
In addition, when I was very young and was wearing open crotch pants, I was bullied by the big rooster at home, which caused a serious psychological shadow, so I was still very afraid of poultry animals when I was a child, including geese, of course.
In addition to dogs, children like us, who grew up in half of the countryside, are most afraid of pigs.
Speaking of which, you may have some questions, and some of my friends will even laugh at me, right?
Afraid of pigs? is a topic that makes people laugh.
The world is so big that there are no surprises.
Some people will definitely ask: Are you talking about that "lazy" pig? Why are you afraid of it? Just like Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West", how cute is that?
First of all, I want to say that pigs are just lazy, and the word "delicious and lazy" seems a bit inappropriate to use on pigs, right?
Sometimes we use the word "pig" to describe others, mainly to say that its cute appearance and delicious temperament are similar, and sometimes the combination of different tones, voices, and intonations may evolve into insulting words.
However, you must know that being delicious and obese is just the nature of the "pig", which does not prevent it from being a very intelligent animal.
Friends who have experience in rural life must know that although pigs love to eat, they are not stupid.
Surely someone will dismiss this statement and scoff at it. That's just no experience of rural life. But then again, many people living in rural areas don't necessarily find the intelligence of such creatures as pigs.
There was a real story that happened in the village before, which proves that pigs are very smart.
A family, in the pen raised 5 piglets, weekdays when the family feeds will always find a problem, one of the 4 piglets in the food when they see the food is no different from ordinary pigs, forgetful scramble for feed, only a little piglet is very special, "each meal" only eat a few bites, but also will continue to press the legs by the wall.
Pigs can press their legs, weird, right?
That's right, it's like stretching its back, holding its head between the two forelimbs and lowering it, and the forelimbs are straight, and it lasts for a long time.
At first, no one cared about this situation, they just thought that the piglet was "stretching his waist".
As time went by, the owner found that only one of the 5 piglets bought at the same time did not grow up, and self-righteousness had a great relationship with the lack of food.
On the contrary, the other four pigs all grew rapidly.
For this reason, the owner also found many veterinarians to inquire about this matter, and even the veterinarian personally came to check, prepared veterinary digestive drugs and other methods, no matter what measures were taken, to no avail, and finally the owner was not surprised, and no longer bothered about it, just as it was a different breed.
Until one day, when the owner was feeding, he suddenly found that the little piglet who didn't eat actually ran out of the pigsty!
Fortunately, there is a big yard outside the pigsty, otherwise this little guy would really have to "let himself go and brave the world".
The fence of the pigsty is almost 1.5 meters!
How did it get out?
The owner carefully inspected the fence and door, and there were no signs of damage, what is going on?
As the saying goes, "It's not too late to make amends."
But the essence of this incident was that there was no chance to make amends, and the owner didn't care, and after a few days, he forgot about it, and just thought that the pigsty door was not locked.
But it didn't take long for the little piglet to unexpectedly appear outside the pigsty.
Is it a thief? Impossible, climb over the wall and put the piglets out of the pigsty and leave? The gate is locked, the doors and windows are closed, and there is no sign of the door lock being picked; there is no time to take the piglets away? But the yard is clear at a glance and there is no place to hide! Not to mention that nothing else is lost!
It took a long time to steal a piglet, and I couldn't say it!
This aroused the great attention of the family and wanted to see what was going on.
So the family unanimously decided to secretly start observing and investigate the whole story of "little pig out of the circle".
Under the investigation, there is indeed a major discovery!
The little piglet made a strange move from time to time in the pigsty all day long, although the owner didn't care about this matter before, but this "accident" made him have to pay attention to every detail of the little piglet!
Every time the piglet eats very little, it is enough to be full, but the leg press time is very long.
Next, the piglets go back and forth a few times around the fence of the pigsty to "scout" their surroundings. It wasn't until it was determined that it was "safe" that the fence on the side of the pigsty gate continued to be examined for a long time.
Take a few steps back leisurely, start to run, accelerate, and jump gorgeously! Forelimbs just step on the wall, and jump again! Easily jump out of the pigsty, leisurely enjoying the life outside the pigsty wall.
Now everyone understands that there is a reason for its "dieting" and "leg press", "dieting" is to reduce the weight of the body, and "leg press" is to enhance the exercise and increase the bouncing ability of the muscles.
The quantitative change has reached a qualitative change, and finally completed the dream of "the little pig crossing the circle".
After reading this story, are there any women who have thought of losing weight at this moment? Are you interested in being the little pig who "crosses the circle"?
Or are there some men who want to set goals and work hard for them?
Or is there any inspiration for the reader?
Now that you're reading novels, do you want to be that smart little piggy?
I hope this little story is enlightening to everyone. And I, just wanted to use an example to prove the IQ of pigs.
At this time, some people will definitely question, this little pig is an example after all, and the author seems to be a little generalized, right?
What I want to tell you is that I am not a scientist, but a writer of a novel whose purpose is to let everyone know a fact for leisure and entertainment. Although it is an example, after all, there is such a fact in front of us, and it has such a pedigree.
For example, in the Qin Dynasty in ancient history, why was it that only the Qin Dynasty was the only one who unified the six kingdoms and perished after the second reign of Qin?
As with all the stories in my novels, all families may have seen similar situations at one time or another. It's just an ordinary story, and it's known because I wrote it in a novel. There are many things that happen in the world all the time, and there are many things that are beyond our knowledge, but some are described and some are not.
Getting back to the point, why are you afraid of being bitten by a pig?
It's because pigs, like turtles, are extremely persistent animals, how to explain it? It's because there is a kind of energy that "bites the green mountains and doesn't relax".
In the tortoise and rabbit competition, the tortoise wins by a kind of persistence and a kind of persistence.
In real life, if you are bitten by a turtle, the turtle will never let go. Unless the turtle is put in the water and it feels comfortable and cozy, then it will let go of its mouth.
However, this kind of attachment of pigs can be called stubbornness, which is an extreme, an extreme.
That is, once the pig bites something, it must bite it until it is broken, and no matter how it is used, it must not let it go.
Some friends will surely say, "Won't it be over if you kill it?" You couldn't be more wrong!
What I want to tell you is that if you are bitten by a pig, don't try to kill it, because in the process of suffering, it will bite harder...... This is the root cause of the broken tongue of the pigs sold in the slaughterhouse when the productivity was not developed in the early days.
The best thing to do is not to get bitten by pigs!
So in my childhood impression, when we met free-range pigs or geese free-range, we only had to be chased around.