On the way home, my mother and I did not speak or chat, and we both had our own thoughts, thinking about how to deal with my father's "storm" and "thunder" when we returned home.

Although this trip to accompany my mother to "go back to her parents' home" has gained a lot of knowledge, and I have also experienced a lot of unheard of and unseen anecdotes, but it has also really delayed a lot of time.

Before my mother left, the hero's advice to "go home early" and "return the balance" was still like a big mountain, pressing on my mother and me.

Before the mother arrived home, she had already thought of countless reasons to deal with a series of "torture and torture" from the hero, such as "why did it take so long to come back, how did you calculate the cost of this trip, how much did you spend, how much is left?", and so on, and thought of all possible answers, and all possible emergencies, such as what should he do if he wants to do something? What should he do if he is unreasonable? What if he is deliberately looking for trouble?

Not to mention, Daxia will not and is unwilling to listen to anything that happens after his mother "returns to her parents' home", because his "innate" "superior" mentality invisibly drives him to absolutely do not want to have too much intersection and contact with the "poor relatives" of his mother's mother's family. Of course, he wasn't actually rich!

We have already been mentally prepared, and subconsciously feel that it is unlikely that we will be beaten, but the "routine greeting" of being roared by a vicious god must be indispensable.

Arrive home at night and enter the door.

The hero's face was really gloomy, his head was "over" a "blue sky", and the air was filled with a strong pungent smell.

You can guess without looking at it, the hero is "swallowing clouds and spitting fog" at home again.

If you look closely, you will find that the source of the "blue sky" is the "short and concise" cheap cigarette in his hand! However, in order to form the whole "blue sky", it must have consumed a lot of such cigarettes!

It can be seen from his twitching facial features that his "long-lost" "peerless magic" is brewing in his heart, quietly waiting for an opportunity to "kill with one blow".

In order to block the hero's mouth in advance and no longer give him a chance to go crazy, his mother decided to "strike first", give me a look, and then divide the various agricultural and sideline products brought by grandma, grandfather and uncle in front of the hero.

"Ahem, cough, cough!" "Mother has pharyngitis, and she is not very used to the smell of the hero's small cabin, so she coughed a few times, and said with a sigh of relief: "Look, I went back to Yamato's mother and got a lot of things this time!"

The mother took it out of the cloth bag in the same way, and "introduced" the types of things to the hero one by one in detail while taking it: "These are the two big roosters that Yamato's mother freshly slaughtered this morning, and these are the sunflower seeds, sesame oil, and freshly ground tofu that the child's second uncle brought to him...... This is the red beans, noodles, peanuts and ...... that his uncle brought."

"Oh, that's right!" said the mother, who seemed to have noticed some "surprise," said happily, "and the sheep's trotters that his second uncle gave me!"

"At noon today, his second uncle stewed a big pot full of sheep's trotters, and the children couldn't even walk!" Seeing that his father had not answered, his mother casually told a cold joke and quipped.

Sure enough, it is still my mother who knows my father best, and after living together for so many years, I have already figured out the number and rules of my father's temperament.

In the process of my mother's detailed explanation, my father's convulsive facial features gradually separated, and his frowning brows slowly opened, and even when my mother joked at the end, my father's expression finally made my mother and I have a feeling of "seeing the sun through the clouds", and even wanted to take a serious breath of fresh air.

Suck –

"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"

Okay, okay, I realized that the air in my house wasn't fresh in the first place, uh, no, I should say it wasn't fresh!

Sensing that my father's temper had eased, I also helped my mother play a round in a timely manner: "That's it, Dad, my brother and I are eating sheep's hooves and walking against the wall today!

Saying that, in order to continue to ease the atmosphere at home, I also imitated the appearance of "D" and walked a "pregnant" show.

"Damn, I finally went back for a trip, and I only got such a little thing? What a fucking slamming door!"

That being said, the smiling expression on the hero's face had already betrayed him, and he couldn't hide his joy at all.

looked at the agricultural and sideline products on the table over and over again, turned over and over again, and even took out a sheep's hoof from the bag and gnawed it, and muttered in his mouth: "This sheep's trotters are stewed, not bad, very delicious!"

"That is, their yard is so big, and they have raised so many livestock, so they should make us something to eat, and bring some more, otherwise you will go back for nothing!" Daxia naturally told a thing that seemed "reasonable" to him.

After listening to the words of the hero, my mother was not happy at the time, and thought: "I don't have a backache when I stand and talk, and I don't say something every day, my brain is really sick, if I don't take care of it, I will theorize with you today!

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and it was my sister Xiaowei who returned home.

"What?" Xiaowei was a little surprised when she saw us: "Mom, when did you come back?"

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" said Xiaowei, coughing, and quickly opened the door.

"We have just come back, we have just entered the house, have you eaten? It just so happened that Mom cooked for you!" the mother was also overjoyed when she saw her sister coming home, and she opened up as she spoke.

"Ahem, Mom, don't do it!" Xiaowei covered her nose and said, "I've already eaten at Lili's house!"

"Well, when I grow up, my wings are stiff, and I don't want to go home!" When the hero saw Xiaowei, his face immediately sank, and he said in a weird manner: "I walked for a week, and I didn't know who I learned from!"

Daxia's words were cut and beaten, not only scolding his sister at Sang, but also reflecting the fact that his mother came back late, thinking about this matter made him very dissatisfied.