A Pingyao River runs through most of the capital, Xicheng is a more famous fireworks willow lane, every evening the red lights hang high, the boat and the painting boat shuttle back and forth, the shouts of various businesses are endless, far better than the scenery of Qinhuai in ten miles.

"The drama is autumnal, the pity is deep and old, the clothes are all old, and the story of Huangquan is endless......"

Zhao Guanren stood alone on the bow of a small painting boat, learning from the ancients to sing coquettishly, Xie Yingying sat in the back obsessively accompaniment for him, dozens of wives and concubines and maidservants sat in two rows in the cabin, all holding their chins and becoming his little fan sister.

"The prince is so handsome and talented......"

One palace maid had little stars in her eyes, and the other palace maids also nodded in unison.

"Hiss~"

A former lady wiped her saliva and said intoxicatedly: "The prince must be a god descending to earth, how can there be such a handsome and beautiful man in the mortal world, the emperor is ...... compared to him."

"Gott~"

Several ladies opened their mouths in unison, and followed by a boatload of people laughing, but suddenly they heard a woman by the river calling: "Big official, get on the big boat to have fun, you can come to drink without looking for a girl, how about the slave family give you a pot of daughter spring?"

"I want to find a girl and want to drink, but I don't have any money, what can I ......do?"

Zhao Guanren looked at the proprietress of the painting boat coquettishly, and the proprietress covered her mouth and smiled: "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, you can eat enough wine and food, but you don't have to choose, girl, you have to accompany the slave family for a moment of Spring Festival, and there will be a plate to send you tomorrow!

"Haha~ It seems that handsome can really be eaten, go back to your boat and listen to the music......"

Zhao Guanren smiled and arched his hand, who knew that his opening was lively on both sides of the strait, and a large number of girls rushed out and beckoned to him, all shouting that they didn't want money, and they ate and drank for nothing and slept in vain.

"Ahh

Qian Guifei stomped her feet angrily and said: "I just said that you can't come to the land of fireworks, here are all shameless wild bees and butterflies, our lord is such a handsome man on the shore, don't let them tear them up?"

"Don't dock, or you'll burn your broken ship......"

The women threatened the boatman violently, but only Zhao Guanren understood that how could the handsome man be eaten in the land of fireworks, people took a fancy to his trench, and he had a bright gold chain and gold medal around his neck, and he was the owner of the money.

"My lord, this way, this way......"

Song Eat Pig waved and shouted by the lake in front of him, behind him was the famous Jiaole Fang General Workshop, a large courtyard with buildings and pavilions, a wooden bridge pier directly to the lake, at this time there were already many dignitaries in and out.

"Sir!"

Bian Xianglan got up and helped Zhao Guanren straighten her belt, and said seriously: "If one person prostitutes, the whole family will suffer!

"Master, it's dirty outside, you can't mess around, only the clean ...... at home."

A group of wives and concubines ran out to persuade one after another, and Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Have you ever seen someone who came out with the whole family and daughters to find a happy life, I will come out after having a meal with the emperor, you take a boat to tour around, find a place to come and pick me up after eating!"

"Master, I can't help but wear this, be prepared......"

Bian Xianglan stuffed a small paper bag into him, it was the sheep intestine condom produced by their family, there were three in one pack, it seemed that she didn't believe in Zhao Guanren's character at all.

"I'm telling you, I've never looked for a young lady in my life, no! I can't explain it to you......"

Zhao Guanren flew up depressedly and jumped directly onto the wooden bridge by the lake, Song Eat Pig Farts led him forward, and said with a smile: "The emperor is estimated to arrive after a while, the field guards have already come to investigate secretly, let's go drink and listen to music first!"

"My name is Wang Bifa now, just call me Wang Gongzi......"

Zhao Guanren walked to the shore with his hands behind his back, the back door of the Jiaole Workshop is located by the lake, and it is a three-story tube building in the shape of a hollow shape, it is estimated that most of the guests enter from the back door, and the dormitories on both sides have become utility rooms, and there are people at the door of the tube building to check the official body.

"Menzi! This is my fellow villager Wang Bifa in Ningzhou, I invite him to listen to the music......"

Song Eat Pig swaggered to the door, Menzi got up and flatteringly called Lord Song, wrote his name and official position in the registration book, and followed a sentence below, with the countryman "Wang Bifa" son to drink and feast together.

"It's a place where you can play for money, or you have to have a certain relationship......

Zhao Guanren walked to the building curiously, there is no dark miasma common in the green building, the third floor is like a dormitory for official prostitutes, the two floors below are side rooms, basically open the door and elegant banquet, and there are people babbling and singing in the middle hall.

"You can play with the music workshop in our state capital for money, and you can take you through the back door to ...... without an official body."

Song Eat Pig said in a low voice: "But I have to find the Ministry of Rites here, the relationship is not strong enough, people don't even let me touch it, at least I have to nod my head, you don't know how many people are looking for me to open the back door, but Lord Shangshu checked and pressed, I just took office and only dared to play secretly!"

"I forgot, you are a waiter of the Ministry of Rites, and the Sect will be under the control of the Ministry of Rites......"

Zhao Guanren raised his hands and looked left and right, the geisha really didn't even let their hands touch, and the officials also consciously kept their distance, basically visiting the Qinglou in a civilized manner, but the geisha were really talented, and all kinds of musical instrument players were captured.

"It's not fun here, it's all vulgar fans here, let's go to the Zhenle Pavilion in the back......"

Song Eat Pig dragged him to the back door, outside the back door is a small garden, there are many girls practicing the piano and practicing the sound behind the rockery, and some men wearing green turbans, hooking their waists to serve food and tea, and wearing very strange flesh-colored leather boots on their feet.

"Huh?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised: "What kind of habit is this, it's okay to wrap a green hat on your head, is this because you are afraid that your daughter-in-law will not steal people?"

"Green Turban Turtle Slave, the green hat is from them......"

Song Eat Pig said strangely: "These people's wives and concubines are all official prostitutes, they have to wear green turbans, pigskin boots, daughters-in-law have to guard outside the door when they let people play, and when they are done, they have to go in the door to help people lift their pants, but they can't see it here, they have to go to the state capital to teach music to have it!"

"Huh?"

Zhao Guanren was surprised: "Isn't this deliberately insulting, it's too perverted, right?"

"The original intention of the establishment of the Church was to let people know the cost of breaking the law......

Song Eat Pig said: "The new officials have to come here to sit down, let them see the fate of corrupt officials and corrupt officials, don't look at these girls dressed very beautifully, if you go out, you must wear a blue cloth shirt, a green silk scarf around your waist, you can only walk on both sides of the aisle, dare to pass in front of the big family, people will splash you with urine!"

Zhao Guanren said seriously: "But isn't it still greedy that you should be greedy, you haven't seen anything less?"

"Man!"

Song Yuzhu smiled bitterly: "I have a fluke in my heart, and as long as I don't make a big mistake, I won't be able to charge a little money into the Jiaole Fang, and the richest county official will have a maximum of tens of thousands of taels of silver, which is a fart in Beijing!"

"No! The mistake is that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked......

Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked through the garden, several small buildings were scattered in the garden, there were already many people with knives patrolling the garden, Song Eat Pig went straight to the attic near the lake, and came to the door of the wing room on the second floor.

"Lord Song, you can count it, I've been waiting for you for a long time......"

A Jiupin official was already waiting outside the door, his round figure was fatter than Song Eat Pig, Song Eat Pig pointed at him and introduced: "Wang Gongzi! This is Feng Luan of Jiaole Fang, this place is under his control, let him take out Jimeilu later, you can pick whatever you want!"

"My lord, you can torture the officials, you are the real master......"

Fat Fengluan flatteringly led the two inside, four geisha were already waiting for them, three rooms formed a large wing, a bedroom, a restaurant, a singing and dancing room, a large row of bright windows facing Pingyao Lake, you can see the small painting boat of Zhao Mansion swimming on the lake.

"Two adults, please watch Jimei Lu ......"

Fat Fengluan ran into a picture album and said with a smile: "Lord Song, the lady of the Wang family wants to kill you, last time I kept saying that you are a real man, her Wang Governor's Mansion is a fart, I just wiped the plate brighter, and the small one is also freshened and dressed, ready to let you start the lottery!"

"This official is hosting a banquet for fellow villagers today, it all depends on his preferences......"

Song Eat Pig smiled and picked up the teacup, Zhao Guanren flipped through the picture albums of the geisha, threw it down and said: "Dong Siyun called over to play music, the wife and daughter of the Hu family called over to accompany the wine, and the wife and daughter of the Wang prefect's mansion also called over, I think there was a relationship at the beginning!"

"So much?"

Fat Fengluan was stunned for a moment, and hesitated: "My lord! Other girls are easy to say, but the Qingtianguan Wu sacrificial wine and his party are opposite, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family have been ordered, and they have also brought a son with a lot of background, saying that the jackpot of the little daughter of the Hu family will be opened tonight!"

"What the hell is the Taoist ......Temple?"

Zhao Guanren's face was full of question marks, and Song Eat Pig said: "The yamen dedicated to the priest of the heavenly sacrifice to the gods used to be a Qingshui yamen, but recently it wasn't the gods who appeared, they are hot, and our Ministry of Rites often invites them to open the altar, so naturally they have to give a few thin noodles!"

"Oh! the official superstition office......"

Zhao Guanren raised his head and said, "Fat Dun, you go and tell them, Lord Song ordered their girls' stage, let's help them settle the Taiwan fee, let those two girls come over!"

"Go, what are you doing, you're not a girl......"

Song Yuzhu waved his hand impatiently, and Fat Fengluan had to hesitate to go out, and soon Dong Siyun, one of the four famous prostitutes, came in, followed by a six-member song and dance troupe, and bowed respectfully.

"Hey, Miss Dong, have we met somewhere......"

Zhao Guanren looked at Dong Siyun in wonder, Dong Siyun is definitely the best mate at the moment, she is beautiful and plump, in her early twenties, she is more than 1.65 meters tall, and she is elegant and atmospheric in a pink gauze skirt.

"Hehe~"

Dong Siyun covered her mouth and smiled: "My lord, I'm afraid I've seen the slave family in my dream, the slave family has to listen to this several times a day, my lord is still not in a hurry, let the slave family blow a flute for you first!"

"It's too straightforward......, isn't it?

Zhao Guanren was stunned suddenly, who knew that people really took out a flute, sat on the song stage in the middle and began to prepare, but someone outside the building suddenly shouted, scolded and ran upstairs.

"Yo ~ hit a hard stubble......"

Zhao Guanren smiled and picked up the tea bowl, and the door was kicked open, and a boy in his thirties rushed in, drunkenly shouting: "Song eats pigs! You dare to rob Lao Tzu's woman, don't you want to live?"

"Who the hell are you, get out of here......"

Song Eat Pig slapped the table angrily and got up, but who knew that the other party rushed over, Zhao Guanren immediately jumped to the window flexibly, and pulled Song Eat Pig by the way.

"Bang~"

Brother Gongzi overturned the table like a pig's head, scattered tea, wine and snacks all over the ground, pointed at Song Eat Pig and howled angrily: "You don't even know Lao Tzu, when you are a Beijing official, kneel down immediately and apologize to the uncle, Lao Tzu will spare you from death!"

"Who?"

Song Eat Pig subconsciously looked at Dong Siyun, Dong Siyun gave a thumbs up, playfully stuck out her little tongue, and said, "My lord!

"What? bigger than my officer......

Song Eat Pig looked at Zhao Guanren in surprise, Zhao Guanren was also puzzled, Song Eat Pig has already been an official of the three grades, and then there are Shangshu and cabinet members, but they all know these people, not to mention the princes and grandsons, but who is this guy?