0505 Relatives and immortals

People who don't know think that Zhao Wangye has changed his career to sell furs, and the wives and concubines each wore two or three fur coats, and their bodies were full of all kinds of jewelry, and everyone had to carry seventy or eighty pounds, but they were full of enthusiasm all over their bodies, and they carried things onto the carriage.

"Pandan......!

Bian Yuanwai led his family into the house, the Bian sisters cheered excitedly, jumped up and hugged them one by one, and the Xie family and the Han family in Lantai County came, and a large group of relatives happily walked into the miniature version of the imperial garden.

"Father, uncles, sit down quickly, we'll eat in the garden at noon......

Bian Xianglan led the old wives and concubines from Lantai County, and arranged dozens of relatives to sit by the pond, the three major families are the leading wealthy businessmen in Ningzhou, and their own gardens are not worse than here, but they are very restrained.

"Yingying!"

Xie Yuanwai looked at the small garden opposite, pulled his daughter and asked: "Who are those people on the other side, why are the officials talking there, I think there are several big officials, but aren't you and Xianglan both side concubines, why are they all talking about other concubines?"

"Dad, those are all relatives of their family, not here to give gifts......

Xie Yingying smiled at the restrained relatives: "This is the capital, a tile can hit a big official, the opposite side was originally the emperor's concubine, and most of the relatives in the family are high-ranking officials and nobles, and now they all live in the west courtyard of the palace, and basically don't interact with us!"

"What?"

Bian Yuanwai said in horror: "I'm talking nonsense when people are outside, the prince really wants the emperor's concubine, then, then don't you let them bully them miserably, how hard they are backing!"

"It's really hard enough! The pink skirt is the granddaughter of the military department......"

Xie Yingying said with a smile: "The one in the green dress is the niece and daughter of the cabinet lord, and there are a lot of squires and generals, but they can't come over to eat and drink, so they can only send the children and nephews of the family to come over and pat on the back, but they have to kneel for me every day!"

"Huh, kneel down ...... you."

A group of relatives could not believe their ears.

"That's what the royal rules are......"

Bian Yulei said with a smile: "Every day they have to come to say hello to the side concubine, but my eldest sister is in charge of the family, and I have to greet her according to the rules, they see my eldest sister like a mouse sees a cat, and several of them have been smoked by my eldest sister!"

"Hiss~"

The relatives took another breath of cool air, and Bian Yuanwai whispered: "Xianglan! You will be irritable when you beat a little temper, everyone is a high-ranking official and noble, we can't afford to compare, just beat it a little!"

"Yes, the poor do not fight with the rich, and the rich do not fight with the officials......

The relatives nodded apprehensively, just as Song Eat Pig came over, arched his hand and smiled: "Yo~ The old ones are all here, why don't you let the lower officials go out of the city to greet them, I just heard you say that you don't want to fight with the officials, is it a rabbit cub that provokes you?"

"Lord Song, be quiet......

Xie Yuanwai hurriedly got up and said: "We're talking about the dignitaries and nobles opposite, let the little girl not be jealous of others, she can't afford to offend!"

"Haha~ Who of you can't afford to offend now, people are afraid of offending you......"

Song Yuzhu gave a thumbs up and smiled: "Miss Bian is the one in the palace, she has to get out of the way with a word, do you know whose courtyard this is, Tian Chitose! The big eunuch next to the emperor, let the prince click a word!"

“......”

A group of relatives in the countryside were all dumbfounded, and Xie Yuanwai stammered: "We, our family Zhao Wang Ye is so good, the people around the emperor will kill him when he says to kill?"

"I'll tell you a secret ......"

Song Eat Pig made a meat-cutting action, and said in a low voice: "The queen knelt in front of our prince and killed herself, if it weren't for the prince's confession, the prince would have changed him, how majestic Prince Duan was, and now he is sending people at the gate of Zhao Wangfu every day."

Squatting and guarding, I just want the prince to see him!"

"Goo~"

The relatives shrank their necks and sat back with foaming and didn't dare to speak, but as they were talking, someone came to the palace, and the sentence "The holy decree has arrived" alarmed everyone, and they hurriedly ran to the door in groups, kneeling on the ground to receive the order.

"You're very fast, let's hit the horse......"

Zhao Guanren walked out of the inner courtyard slowly, wearing a white fox fur coat, and the old man hurriedly ran over to salute him, and said flatteringly: "Lord, I know that you have opened the door to welcome guests, and the emperor has ordered someone to put a whip in the palace, but I am happy!"

"Why did you get on the throne, you are the ...... that one"

Zhao Guanren knocked his head and began to recall, his husband's frightened face changed, and he hurriedly said: "Lord Wang!

"Okay!"

Zhao Guanren nodded and said, "You tell the emperor, I'll see you in the evening!" By the way, what is Tan Qingning doing in the palace, why didn't he come out?"

"Back to the words of the prince!"

The old man bent down and said: "Lord Tan is currently the deputy commander of the Ouchi, specializing in protecting the seventeenth princess, as well as investigating cases of malfeasance and corruption in the palace, and the younger sister of the Grand Commander Jin has also entered the palace.

"Do you want to stay and eat together......"

Zhao Guanren pointed to the garden, and the husband was busy retreating, but the relatives and friends in the courtyard had already heard stupidly, and the emperor actually wanted to go out of the palace to entertain guests, which simply gave Zhao Guanren a lot of face, but he chose a place of wind and moon.

"Relatives and friends, I still have a little thing to deal with, I won......'t be with you for a while."

Zhao Guanren arched his hand and returned to the inner courtyard, sat alone in the hall and ate melon seeds, Yu Niang came out of the back hall with tea, he smiled and said: "Yu Niang! Your relatives have come to the door, why don't you go out to accompany them, why do you come here to serve me?"

"Don't go!"

Yu Niang complained with a cold face: "After my father sold me, he never came to see me once, and now he has brought a group of poor relatives to Beijing to recognize his relatives, I can't send them away with enough money, and I actually asked me to help them become officials, it's shameless!"

"It's so good, it's better to be an official......"

Zhao Guanren smiled noncommittally, Yu Niang obediently helped him press his shoulder, and after a while, the wives and concubines came in one after another, kneeling down one by one with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, and even Bian Xianglan knelt down, looking unspeakable.

"Does ......kowtow work?

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and lowered his face, the necks of more than a dozen wives and concubines were all smooth and clean, the big gold chain and small gold medals were all gone, including the first-class immortal cards of Yu Niang, she was frightened and hurriedly retreated and lowered her head.

"I, I, I......"

Bian Xianglan Ai Ai said: "The concubine knows that the immortal card is very precious, but my father's health has never been good, so I will let him wear it to ward off illness and avoid disasters, can I ask the master to reward and reward him?"

"You are really filial, send all Lao Tzu's immortal cards to your mother's house......"

Zhao Guanren suddenly said angrily: "What did Lao Tzu tell you, the immortal card is the treasure of the heavenly court, the emperor is begging me to ask for it, I let you wear it to keep safe, you actually sent it to Lao Tzu, what will you take to go to heaven with me in the future?"

"Bang~"

Zhao Guanren slapped the table, the frightened wives and concubines all knelt on the ground, and the relatives and friends who were watching outside the courtyard also dispersed.

"Old, sir!"

Bian Yulei didn't dare to be naughty, raised her head and said in a trembling voice: "My father's health is really bad, we can not go to heaven to eat the peach banquet, we just want him to live a long and healthy life, the concubine knows that you still have a big box of immortal cards, you can reward my father with a piece, please!"

"Where did you find it, I hid it......"

Zhao Guanren stood up suddenly, but Bai Shufei also raised her head and said: "Master, in fact, we, we have all seen it, you hide the box on the beam of the house, and you can find it with a little care, but we didn't dare to take it, we just want to ask you to allow us to give it to our family!"

"Alas~That's it! It's always hard for relatives to refuse when they come to the door......"

Zhao Guanren sat back in frustration, waved his hand and said: "But if you take the immortal card, shut up for me, you are not allowed to mention the broken matter of going through the back door, and each family has to donate at least one good hall, now the emperor is chasing me to ask for the immortal card, if he knows that I will send out so much at once, he must be anxious!"

"Thank you, sir!"

The wives and concubines kowtowed excitedly to thank him, Zhao Guanren took a puff of cigarette and said: "Get up! Don't go out and tell people, I introduced Seventeen to Little White Dragon as a concubine, in case it really makes Little White Dragon have a big belly, it is a serious dragon species!"

"Master, in fact, people can guess ......."

Qian Guifei got up and pouted and said: "The royal family has not invited the gods for hundreds of years, as soon as you come, there will be heavenly soldiers and generals to destroy the great master, who else can you invite, there is also news in the palace, saying that I watched you open the altar with my own eyes, and the dragon king also gave you a Xuanyuan treasure knife!"

"This is called a dragon's tooth, not Xuanyuan ......"

Zhao Guanren's clapping suddenly parted, and the blue and white long knife was instantly pulled out of his palm, and the bright golden light made the wives and concubines exclaim, and each of them turned their small mouths round.

"Shhhh......h

Zhao Guanren put away the knife and said in a low voice: "If people know that I have the ability to pass through the sky, why don't you come to me every day, you will deny it when outsiders ask me in the future, and I will reward you with a few immortal cards when I go back, and you will take turns to wear them!"

"Thank you, Master!"

The women chatted excitedly, and went out arm in arm, knowing that they would secretly show off to their families.

"Hey, hey~ a bunch of silly old ladies ......"

Zhao Guanren sat back alone and smiled evilly, he had expected that once developed, relatives from all walks of life would definitely come to the door to take advantage, so he quietly asked people to make a bunch of gold-clad copper plates, engrave a few words, and get some ghost drawing patterns, and a fairy card was completed in a flicker.

"Your Excellency!"

Song Eat Pig ran in and said: "You guessed it right, there is nothing in Chiba Xuan's house, a total of only a few thousand taels of silver, all of which are all kinds of martial arts cheats, but a shrine was found in the secret room, which was dedicated to the god of the Thai thief, and there was a portrait of their heavenly king!"

"Is there a cheat book "Thunderbolt Wants Your Life"......"

Zhao Guanren threw a cigarette to him, and Song Yuzhu shook his head and said: "No! I asked people to go through it carefully, there are indeed many rare and unique books, but a great grandmaster, what's the use of collecting that kind of pit goods that want your life, by the way! Can the immortal brand be sold for a piece of the official?"

Zhao Guanren patted the big gold medal on his chest and said with a smile: "Do you know how much this thing is worth, are you sure you can afford it?"

"The lower officials know that it is priceless......

Song Eat Pig salivated: "I heard the ladies say that the immortal cards in the palace are not as many as yours, and they also say that the immortal cards are divided into three classes, the third class can dream of entering the fairyland, the second class can go straight to the fairy palace, the first class can invite the heavenly soldiers and generals, and the lower officials only want to ask for a second-class card, and they can go bankrupt!"

"There are gods three feet above the head, and the immortal card cannot be sold, otherwise there will be five thunders in the sky......"

Zhao Guanren said: "Do you know why I donate so many good halls, it is to accumulate virtue for myself, the heavenly court rewarded me with a hundred immortal cards, let me bring a hundred great benevolent people to heaven to eat a peach feast, you really want a piece, take half of the property to do good deeds, and come to me to receive it when you are done!"

"I see, I've wanted to donate for a long time, I'll call my wife now......"

Song Eat Pig ran out in surprise, Zhao Guanren spurted out with a "poof" laugh, people in this era are still very easy to fool, but it is worth wasting more saliva to make this guy bleed once.