In the flying dust, the bus came to a slow stop, and Yang Yang and Xu Yan dragged a suitcase off the bus.

In the golden autumn of October, most of the rice on the edge of the fields is ripe, and under the blowing of the evening breeze, they beat each other's bodies and make a small sound of swishing.

Yang Yang and Xu Yan walked home with their suitcases one after the other, and the wheels of the suitcases collided with the cement pavement and made a gurgling sound.

"Yang Yang, are you really going to my house?" Xu Yan followed behind Yang Yang, lowering her head and pulling the suitcase, her face full of worry, she hadn't had time to mention Yang Yang to her parents.

"There's no one on this stretch yet, I like you to call me husband. Yang Yang looked completely heartless.

But his eyes were full of confidence and seriousness.

The last touch of sunset reflected the red sky, and Xu Yan felt that her face might have her own thoughts, and she couldn't help but turn red.

"Stinky and shameless. Xu Yan turned her head and muttered quietly, speeding up her steps.

After Yang Yang was side by side, he asked seriously in a voice that was sure that it would not spread too far: "Husband, are you really worried that you will break your leg if you go to my house?"

"Attention, Ms. Xu Yan, after we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, which is not solemn, but must have a serious attitude, your home is my home, please say it again. Yang Yang also said very seriously.

Xu Yan really wanted to pull a weed from the side of the road and strangle her at this time, her husband forgot it.

Silently thinking that getting angry can't solve the problem, Xu Yan took a deep breath and asked again: "Husband, is it really okay if you come to our house for the first time, if my dad is angry, it is also very scary." ”

When Xu Yan was talking, one hand had already begun to clench into a fist and accumulate strength, if this Yang Husky didn't know what to do, she would let him experience what domestic violence was.

"Come here, I'll tell you. Yang Yang hooked his finger at Xu Yan.

After Xu Yan leaned over, she said in her ear: "I'm not as heartless as you, I have already prepared in advance." ”

"What preparations?" Xu Yan grunted blankly.

What did Yang Yang do when she wasn't paying attention?

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At the same time, at Xu Yan's house, Xu's father and Xu mother were frowning at a book at the same time.

This book is the same comic book about pastoral rats that Yang Yang gave to Xu Yan before, and the book is emitting a deadly smell at this time.

"What about this book. Dad Xu looked at the book with a serious face, holding his breath calmly.

"It's better to burn it. Xu's mother covered her nose and pushed the book in front of Xu's father in disgust.

Dad Xu secretly breathed a sigh, and his face was immediately turned green by the deadly aura in the book.

"You go open the window to ventilate, and I'll get a bucket and take the book outside to burn it." Dad Xu wasn't quite sure if anything terrible would happen if he left the book at home to burn it, so for the sake of caution, he got up and went to get the stainless steel bucket at home.

After the two men worked together, there was only a book left on the table, and a letter wrapped in plastic wrap.

When Xu Yan brought the comic book back that day, she didn't notice Yang Yang's caution.

As early as the last weekend, Yang Yang planned to go to his wife's house.

But in order to surprise his wife, he won't be blasted out by his father-in-law and mother-in-law who don't know him yet.

While cooking for his wife, Yang Yang wrote a letter with sincere words.

The gist of it is that your daughter is going to make a decision, and you can put forward any conditions, including high-sounding words such as studying hard in college and then formally dating, and then starting to play the emotional card on the grounds that they are all in the same village.

The point is really just to let the parents know who he is, and this Saturday, he's coming to visit.

And it turned out that Yang Yang did it very successfully, he smeared the egg white on the plastic wrap wrapped in the letter, stuffed it into the crack of the crusty cover that was not easy to see, and after a few days, there was no smell of hydrogen sulfide emitted by the deterioration of the egg liquid, which made Xu's father and mother unforgettable for life.

They had lived for nearly half their lives, and they had never seen anyone write a letter so dizzy and sick.

Everything was ready, Xu's father was fully armed, carrying the gas mask he bought out of boredom, holding a lighter, lighting a comic book, and throwing it into a stainless steel bucket.

When the last rays of light disappeared and the sky and the earth fell into a gray darkness, the husband and wife stood in the courtyard and watched the flame of this children's comic book burn more and more, the thin pages turned to gray in a blink of an eye, and the crusty cover burned a little longer, in the gray, flashing charcoal-like red light.

When the cover burns, a few green flames suddenly burst out, which reminds Xu's father and mother of the smell of hydrogen sulfide, and their scalps are numb.

"Burn the letter for me, too. Dad Xu made a dull voice under the gas mask.

"If you want to keep the letter, you burn the plastic wrap. "Mother Xu, peel off the plastic wrap, take out the letter inside, and then hand the foul-smelling plastic wrap to Dad Xu.

As a woman's intuition, she felt that this letter had to be kept.

In case the baby daughter is really abducted by this stupid boy in the same village, the letter in her hand is a letter of commitment written in black and white.

As the plastic wrap is thrown into the fire and is gradually burned, the flame gradually decreases, and a wisp of smoke rises.

It was also at this time that Xu Yan's voice came from the gate.

"Mom, I'm back!"

Xu's mother and Xu's father looked at each other, and the two of them walked into the house through the back door with cold eyes.

It's time to teach a certain stinky boy a lesson.

After Xu Yan walked into the house with her suitcase, she found that Xu's father's car was not there, and the lights were turned off in the house, thinking that the two parents were not there, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, they are not here, Yang Yang, do you want to cook a table of meals, eat, and then go back first, my parents may be working overtime again." Xu Yan turned his head to Yang Yang who was following him and said.

She still doesn't know how to explain her relationship with Yang Yang to her parents.

Said it was her husband who was reborn from the future with her?

It is estimated that either her parents were crazy on the spot, or they thought she was crazy.

"Yes, let's go and put our luggage first. Yang Yang smelled the faint smell of rotten eggs in the air, and he already knew it in his heart.

I don't know if it's because it's the first time she took a boy home, Xu Yan was a little weak-hearted, she didn't even turn on the lights, and walked all the way to the living room of Yang Yang's house.

However, when I first arrived at the living room, there was a bang, and the lights in the living room and the adjacent kitchen were all turned on.

Xu's father and Xu's mother sat on the sofa with a cold face towards them.

"Mom and Dad, you're all here. Xu Yan was frightened into a cold sweat by the sudden change, and when she noticed that the eyes of the second elder were on Yang Yang's body, she immediately began to explain: "Parents, you may have seen but don't know each other, let me introduce ......"

"Yanyan, you don't need to say it, we know each other. Mother Xu interrupted Xu Yan's words with a cold face.

"Yang Yang, tell me about this letter. Dad Xu pressed his hand on the letter, his face was black and terrifying.

The father-in-law and mother-in-law actually had black faces, which made Yang Yang a little surprised, and he thought that there would always be someone with a white face.

It seems that the chemical timing device should not be used next time, and the side effects are quite big.

"It's literal, my family is an honest person, Uncle Xu, you should also know that you don't like to beat around the bush, as long as you dare to say it, you will definitely be able to do it, please rest assured, uncle." Yang Yang said without being humble or arrogant in front of the two parents.

Xu's father and Xu's mother made eye contact with each other, and they felt that Yang Yang didn't look like he was casually playing.