Chapter 89 On how to abduct his wife from his mother-in-law

"Then how did you go back before?" Xu Yan didn't need to say too clearly, Yang Yang naturally knew that what she said was how she would go home when she encountered a big festival.

Yang Yang did know what his wife meant, but his answer was still unexpected by Xu Yan.

"The car is coming, let's hurry to get in the car. Suddenly, Yang Yang stopped a bus bound for the center of the city.

"Hey?" Xu Yan was puzzled, thinking that waiting for a bus at the bus station in the center of the city was indeed a little more reliable than waiting on the side of the road.

This is also a common method used by Xu Yan when she was on vacation in the previous three middle schools.

sighed that he changed to a high school, and the experience of going home actually repeated his previous experience, which is really the same as a high school in the world.

The buses to go home are getting more and more crowded, and the buses from the town to the city center are different, and the closer you get to the city center, the emptier the bus becomes.

In the blink of an eye, the car arrived at the bus station, and the last people in the car also got off.

Xu Yan was already mentally ready to get off the train and queue up at the station, but Yang Yang was about to get off the train, but Yang Yang grabbed his hand.

"Don't get out of the car, you'll have to wait in line for more than an hour when you get off. Yang Yang said with a firm gaze.

"But if we don't get out of the car, we're ...... Go back directly?" Xu Yan pointed to the bus stop sign, and just wanted to speak, when she suddenly found that the car they got on was the car they were going home on.

"That's not good. It was the first time Xu Yan had done this, and she felt a little nervous, but thinking that her husband was next to her, the nervousness turned into excitement again.

It's over, Yang Yang wants to take her to do other things in the future, and she probably won't be able to refuse.

After a while, after the bus driver stopped the car, he was about to get off the bus, and when he saw Yang Yang and Xu Yan still sitting on the bus, he immediately reminded: "Classmate, you should get off when you arrive at the station, we will leave later." ”

"It's okay master, we're just waiting for the train to start, you can be accommodating. Yang Yang showed a humble smile and said to the driver's uncle.

"You ...... These people who have read books are really smart. The driver was stunned for a moment, then looked at the people who were already queuing up at the bus stop, smiled helplessly, and got off the bus.

The bus station where Yangyang is located is the city's transportation hub, which means that all buses have to start from here and come back, forming a cycle.

Yang Yang plans to get on the bus when it returns to the station, and then sit until the exit station and sit directly home.

In normal times, Yang Yang will not do this, because every bus has a departure time, and in this way, not only will you have to spend two fares in vain, but also have to wait for a period of time, and then set off after the other buses have departed.

However, during the big festivals such as National Day and New Year's Day, there will be temporary adjustments at the bus station, and in order to absorb the large number of returnees to the station, the car does not need to go according to the departure time.

When the car arrives at the station, people leave when it is full, and they don't stop for a moment, sending more people home in the shortest time possible.

At this time, for station and bus drivers, they only care about how quickly they send off passengers, and they don't care whether passengers get off at the station or not.

When the driver of the shift change got on the bus with the departure registration board, the bus was already full.

"Master, hurry up. ”

"There's no other car left, just your one, hurry up. ”

"Wait a minute, my classmate hasn't gone on yet, Wang Qi, you're hurrying up!"

In the noisy crowd, the driver's uncle checked that the car was fine, ticked the name on the registration board, and then handed it to the staff outside.

"Don't make any noise, let's go, the few who come up at the door go down, it's full, don't come up. ”

The last few students who got on the bus were thrown off the bus by the driver and the conductor.

As the car started, Yang Yang handed the ticket money for the two people to the conductor, and Xu Yan blinked her eyes, making sure that this method was really possible.

"Doesn't your conscience hurt when you do this?" Xu Yan suddenly remembered that when she used to wait in line at the bus stop, sometimes there would be a car that had just entered the station, but drove away without anyone.

She didn't understand what the situation was until she saw Yang Yang's operation, and couldn't help but reveal her old grievances.

"Conscience, what can you eat?" Yang Yang replied indifferently.

How can it be said that he has no conscience in the car he sits in with his ability.

If you think about it, they take the bus to the station and then get off the bus and queue up, although it seems unselfish, but it is simply useless for the overall transportation of the holiday, on the contrary, it can also let many people go home in advance, so I don't want to say anything.

"What do you eat at night?" Xu Yan wanted to change the subject.

"Whatever you eat, I'll make it for you. Yang Yang continued the topic.

"I'm eating at home at night, I mean what do you want me to bring you?" Xu Yan thought Yang Yang didn't understand what she meant, and repeated.

Dad Yang and Mother Yang are not at home, and she can't let her husband go hungry.

"Well, it's eating at home, isn't your home my home? Yang Yang said as he edited something on his phone.

"What do you mean?" Xu Yan realized at this time that she was not on the same channel as Yang Yang.

"Today, I see my father-in-law and mother-in-law, of course, I'm the son-in-law's cook. Yang Yang said seriously: "Otherwise, how can I brush up the impression score and abduct their daughter out to play for seven days." ”

Yang Yang's words originally moved Xu Yan, but 'my daughter went out to play for seven days' felt weird no matter how you heard it.

Isn't there something wrong with the subject-verb-object of this sentence?

"What are you going to say?" Xu Yan was a little curious, this was the time to test her eloquence, her parents were not ordinary reasons to fool her.

"I'm not going to say it, it's enough to drugged the rice. Yang Yang said with a righteous face.

Isn't it common sense to drug the father-in-law and mother-in-law and abduct their daughter?

"Are you saying it again?" Xu Yanbei stared at Yang Yang with a slight grit, the threat was obvious.

"Haven't you seen an anime, the male protagonist's cooking is like drugged, and everyone who has eaten it is obedient to him, and the female protagonist can last a few rounds. Yang Yang said with a wink of pure eyes.

"Know a little, but you don't put gold in your own face, to be honest. Xu Yan picked up their children's food depot with both hands and asked Yang Yang with a serious expression.

"What else can I do, use the methods of my ancestors. Yang Yang spread his hands, "Move with affection and reason, I have already discussed with Lao Qiao, and when the time comes, let him come forward and have an online video with your parents." ”

"That's pretty much it. Xu Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But Xu Yan's anger was still calm, and Yang Yang suddenly added: "It's really not good, I'll order incense." ”

"You give me a hundred deaths!" Xu Yan was furious, picked up Yang Yang's head and pressed it to the car window.

"!@#¥% (just kidding, my wife spares her life)" Yang Yang, who had his mouth on the car window, begged for mercy.

The car drove slowly on the concrete road, the sun gradually set, and the red glow of the evening draped over the people returning home through the window.

After some fighting, Yang Yang leaned on the saddle of the car, his eyes closed, and Xu Yan fell asleep quietly on his lap like a child.

When a street sign dangled past the window of the car, Yang Yang opened his eyes and knew that their home had arrived.

"Master driver, stop!"