Ah......h

With a terrible scream, the two people were sucked into a space-time crack hand in hand, and the fantasy film instantly became a science fiction film, and it was dark at first, but soon entered a twisted tunnel, and countless strange pictures appeared.

"Damn, what kind of place is this, five-dimensional space......

Lu Datou's frightened face turned white, but when his voice reached Zhao Guanren's ears, it turned into a strange buzzing sound, as if he had a big basin on his mouth.

"What ...... say"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned his head and shouted: "I can't hear it, it wasn't like this last time to reverse time and space, I went back as soon as I closed my eyes...... Can you hear me, pay attention to the red flash, the red flash! Don't let go of your hand!"

“......”

Neither of them could hear each other's words clearly, so they could only rely on gesturing to make comparisons, but it was not accurate to say that this place was a space-time tunnel, it was not a common tunnel form, but a winding gap composed of many irregular objects, and the objects were colorful pictures.

"Look, there's a fairy ......"

Lu Datou suddenly danced excitedly, only looking at a rectangular bulge, there were a few women in colorful clothes flying around, but they had a big head on one foot.

"Oh, there are aliens......

Zhao Guanren was also shocked to discover a new species, a world composed of little green-skinned monsters, and even scientific and technological civilizations appeared, and then saw a lot of new worlds, including ancient, modern, alien planets, and even similar parallel time and space.

"Where's the red light?"

Zhao Guanren scratched his ass anxiously, in fact, if it weren't for Zhao Ziqiang's last shout, he really felt that this trip was not in vain, this kind of place is the world that scientists dream of, but Zhao Ziqiang shouted his heart cold, for fear of flying to an alien planet and landing into a box.

However, they can perceive that there is a suction force that is always pulling them, but this suction force is not very strong, and there is a feeling of "unleashed" at any time.

The two of them could only stare at it carefully, if they missed it, it would be another world, but it didn't take long for Lu Datou to wave his hand excitedly: "Look over there, it should be our world, it seems to be the nineties!"

"What do you say, is that a pyramid......

Zhao Guanren frowned suspiciously, who knew that there was a red light flashing in front of him, he hurriedly grabbed Lu Datou's head, and pushed his legs forward desperately with the suction, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't paddle quickly.

"Oh no! I'm going to miss ......"

Lu Datou was anxious to play with the dog, and the place where the red light flashed was also a cuboid, they could only see the lush woods, but the suction was still pulling the two of them forward, obviously it was the interference that Zhao Ziqiang just said, wanting them to miss their destination.

"Get over there!"

Suddenly!

Seeing that the two were about to miss the red dot, Zhao Guanren suddenly pushed Lu Datou forward, and Lu Datou subconsciously pulled it on his hand, but only dragged it and slipped his hand, and pulled his bracelet off.

"it, throw it to me......"

Zhao Guanren threw himself at him desperately, but Lu Datou was sucked into the picture with a "whoosh", and he also felt a strong suction, but just as he quickly fell into the picture, the picture of the lush woods suddenly changed.

'Oh no! ...... to death'

Zhao Guanren's heart was suddenly cold, a flower in front of him, he only felt that he was in a rapid free fall, and then he heard a "boom" sound, he slammed through a layer of tile roof, "poof" fell into the big water tank, and was poured a large mouthful of water.

"Poof~"

Zhao Guanren was in a hurry

Jumping out of the tank, a water jet squirted out like a gourd baby, but when I opened my eyes, I was stunned.

This is not a water tank at all, but a large wooden bathtub, and there is a young woman paralyzed on the ground, holding a bath towel in her hand, which makes him spray his face without saying anything, and it is even naked.

"Ah!!h

A scream almost toppled the roof, Zhao Guanren hurriedly rushed out, a hungry tiger pounced on the sheep and caught the girl, covered the mouths of the people and shouted: "Don't scream, if you scream again, you will be killed, the kind that kills first and then rapes!"

"Bang~"

The woman suddenly turned over and pushed him out, the strength was surprisingly great, and before Zhao Guanren, who fell to the ground, could react, she kicked Zhao Guanren in the ribs again, and actually kicked him out five or six meters away with one kick, and hit his head on the wooden wall.

"Whore, I killed ......"

The little lady jumped up from the ground angrily, but her first reaction was to take the gauze skirt on the screen, Zhao Guanren immediately jumped up from the ground, and as a result, the two moves were knocked to the ground by others, and the nosebleeds were beaten to others, and they were not opponents at all.

'Oh no! I met a woman......

Zhao Guanren screamed sadly, he had already discovered that this was the ancient layout, but he didn't expect to meet a woman who knew kung fu, he immediately got up and ran away, but the little lady chased after him quickly and kicked him on the back.

"Puff~"

Zhao Guanren fell again and ate, and the little ladies also knelt on his back suddenly, grabbed his head, and slapped him in the face with a big mouth, and the explosive combat power almost scared him to death.

"Miss, what's going on, open the door......"

Suddenly!

There was a woman's shout outside the door, and several women were banging on the lattice door outside, only to see that the little girl's face changed suddenly, and she covered Zhao Guanren's mouth, and shouted: "Don't scream!

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

Zhao Guanren nodded excitedly, but he didn't expect the situation of the two to be reversed, and the little lady hurriedly said loudly: "I'm fine!

"Yes!"

The maids outside the door retreated one after another, and the little ladies hurriedly stepped back and wrapped themselves in gauze skirts, and smashed the stool with one palm, picked up the broken bench leg and sneered: "Just the kung fu of this three-legged cat still dares to be a lewd thief, let me know it today!"

"Don't come here, come here, I'll call someone......"

Zhao Guanren hurriedly retreated to the window, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Look at this is also an innocent big girl, if people know that they are taking a mandarin duck bath with me here, even if they open their mouths horizontally and vertically, they can't tell clearly, just wait for the reputation to be on the street!"

“......”

The little ladies glared at him angrily and asked, "Who is it, how did you come in, and how do you know that I am bathing here today?"

"Damn, this is clearly Ni Ni who knows martial arts......

Zhao Guanren found that this girl was a beautiful thief, with a star face that looked like Ni Ni, at most twenty-three or four years old, tall and long-legged, white and tender skin, and a cold and arrogant temperament with a bit of heroism.

"I'm really not a flower thief, let alone a ...... to see the bath."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly took a water scoop, blocked his lower body and said: "You know that I was fighting with the enemy in the sky, but he shattered my clothes with one palm and sealed my internal force, and then I fell from the sky!"

"Phew~ Huangkou Xiaoer also flies in the sky, and he doesn't pee and take photos......"

The little ladies took two steps forward aggressively, angry

said: "This three indiscriminate thieves, no matter what my purpose is, anyway, if you dare to destroy my reputation today, I have to die!"

"If you really want to kill me, you won't gag me just now......"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "As long as no third person knows about this kind of thing, it will always be innocent, why exchange the happiness of a lifetime for the life of a thief, why not keep our mouths shut, shoot and break up, when nothing happens?"

“......”

The little lady bit her red lip hesitantly, subconsciously tightened the loose skirt, and glared: "How do I know that I won't talk nonsense when I go out?"

"I have to believe it, I also said that the queen mother accompanied me to take a bath, do you believe it......?"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Actually, I'm blind, I didn't see anything clearly just now, please help me find clothes to come over, and then quietly send me out, I promise that I will never see me again in this life, how happy it is!"

"Shameless!"

The little lady threw down the bench leg angrily, walked to the screen and put on her dress neatly, said to wait here, then gently opened the door and looked left and right, and then slipped out like a thief.

"Nima! It's miserable, what the hell have you run to......"

Zhao Guanren quietly opened the window, his jade tube was dragged away by Lu Datou, and the two of them didn't know if they were in the same world, and when he saw the place of this ancient person, he remembered and forgot to ask, what era is Zhao Ziqiang's hometown.

"I'm rubbing, it's a big yard, it's a wealthy family......"

Zhao Guanren was shocked to realize that he was on the second floor, and outside was an extremely wide mansion, with a large garden covered with a small garden, and their Dongjiang park was not as big as this place, and outside the mansion did not know whether it was a county seat or a town, it was a small building and a dwelling house with high and low undulating heights.

"Squeak~"

A woman suddenly pushed the door and walked in, seeing that the costume should be a subordinate, she looked at Zhao Guanren expressionlessly, put a simple cloth dress and cloth shoes on the table, and said: "Put it on! Don't say anything, I'll send it out!"

"Thanks!"

Zhao Guanren took his clothes and hid behind the screen in surprise, but when he looked down, he found that something was wrong, not only his hands were thin and tender, but the little brother was even more sparse and looked like he had never seen the world.

'It's not my hand, is it a snatch......

Zhao Guanren hurriedly walked to a bronze mirror, this look almost didn't excite him to death, such a green and handsome face, completely no greasy in the future, but the face is still his face, but it has changed back to the appearance when he was seventeen or eighteen.

"My little fresh meat, how can you be so handsome, how can other people live......"

Zhao Guanren lay on the bronze mirror and kissed him fiercely, no wonder the little lady just called him Huangkou Xiaoer, but the woman urged him outside again, he hurriedly put on a short shirt and tied his belt, and put on a cloth hat like a small house, and then followed the woman downstairs out of the backyard.

"Keep your head down! Don't speak......"

The woman led him to the depths of the garden, deliberately avoiding the ears and eyes of the servants in the house, but the two of them went further and further, although Zhao Guanren didn't know where he was, but the experience of the rivers and lakes was not blown, and he immediately noticed that something was wrong.

'Fuck! what a sinister little slut......

Zhao Guanren opened his soul chasing eyes and took a look, and suddenly became angry, behind a rockery in front of him, there were seven or eight knife hands, it seemed that he was ready to kill him, and only the dead would not reveal the secret.

"There are thieves, come and catch them......"

The woman suddenly shouted at the top of her voice, and rushed towards the rockery at great speed, and the swordsmen behind the rockery immediately jumped out......