"There are thieves, come and catch the thieves......"

The woman's screams resounded throughout the garden, and eight strong swordsmen jumped out one after another, threatening to chop off the thief, but when they looked at it, they were dumbfounded, there was no trace of the thief in the empty garden.

"Quick! Split up to find ......"

The swordsmen were anxious to look for each other, and the woman looked back and was also stunned, and stamped her feet and shouted urgently: "Go to the old mansion in the back to find him, he must have escaped in, but you can't let him escape, you must kill him, no, no!

"You two come with me......"

The leader of the knife hand hurriedly ran to the depths of the old house, who knew that Zhao Guanren did not run far, after finding the ambush, he took the first step to bypass the rockery, and at this time suddenly jumped out from behind the rockery, strangled the woman's neck, covered her mouth and dragged behind the rockery.

"Don't move, move again and kill you......"

Zhao Guanren pressed her to the ground violently, and pressed a broken tile against her neck, fortunately, this woman didn't know any martial arts, she shivered and nodded in fright, who knew that Zhao Guanren shouted again: "Take off your belly pocket and give it to me!"

“......”

The woman stiffened, and suddenly remembered that this was a bold perverted thief, who dared to jump naked into the bathtub of her young lady, and could only plead in a muffled voice: "Little brother, please spare me, I am old and decrepit, and I am really not worthy of you!"

"Of course you don't deserve a little fresh meat like me, I just need your belly pocket ......"

Zhao Guanren pressed against the tiles again, and the woman immediately concluded that this was a pervert, and fetishes were naturally not uncommon in ancient times, so she could only bite her lip in shame, trembling and putting her hand into her clothes, and after fiddling with it, she pulled out a canvas belly pocket.

"Good! Now we have a leg......

Zhao Guanren took the belly pocket and let go of her, squatted in front of her and said with a wicked smile: "If I am caught, I will say that you are my old friend, you brought me in for a tryst, this belly pocket is the evidence of our fornication, see how you meet people in the future!"

"You, you, you......"

The shocked woman couldn't even speak, it turned out that Zhao Guanren had this idea, in fact, this woman was at most thirty-five or sixteen years old, and she was an old woman in this era, but her charm still existed, her body was plump, and she would never be suspicious if she could tempt Xiao Xianrou.

"Send me out, or I'll even tell you about your young lady......"

Zhao Guanren dragged the woman up from the ground and triumphantly put her belly pocket into her arms, and the woman could only protect her chest with a humiliating face, and led him back with a pale face.

The woman's status in the mansion is obviously not low, the family and the maid who passed by all stood aside and saluted, Zhao Guanren lowered his head and no one thought it was strange, the two went all the way into the courtyard and out of the courtyard, and after passing through a moon gate, they finally came to the back door of the mansion.

"Aunt Five, is this a newcomer......

The two family members were sitting outside the gatehouse chatting, the fifth aunt nodded with a stiff smile, and personally stepped forward to open the back door, but Zhao Guanren dragged her and smiled: "Fifth aunt, I don't have a good memory, it's good for you to tell me again about the things that the eldest lady explained!"

"Okay, okay!"

The fifth aunt followed out with a stiff face, there was a bluestone path outside, and there was a big mansion next door, after Zhao Guanren walked forward, the fifth aunt said with a red face: "Give me your belly pocket quickly, what do you want!"

"Borrow some plates, and you will definitely double the reward in the future......"

Zhao Guanren smiled and stretched out his hand, and the fifth aunt took out an embroidered purse with a cold face, and took out a few taels of silver from it.

"Stingy! I'm not going to pay you back......"

Zhao Guanren snatched the purse and said with a smile: "Tell your eldest lady, I will carefully draw the portrait of her bathing, especially the red mole on her chest, the birthmark on her buttocks, and then match the story of her tryst with me, divided into three episodes, upper, middle and lower, and send it to everyone on the street!"

"You, what do you want to do, do you want to force my young lady to death......"

The fifth aunt's face suddenly turned pale, it seemed that this era was very important to honor, but Zhao Guanren sneered: "This is the end of her rebellion, I will find the best painter later, and ensure that no details are missed!"

"How many taels of silver do you want to give up, you can make a price......"

The fifth aunt hurriedly grabbed his wrist, but Zhao Guanren pulled away his hand again and said: "I'm not blackmailing, I'm in a good mood, I'll put it at home and appreciate it slowly, if I'm in a bad mood, I'll draw 10,000 pictures of her, so that she will stink the street completely, let's ride a donkey and read the record book, let's see!"

After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, he turned his head and left, and the anxious fifth aunt was scratching her heart and lungs in the back, but he quickly disappeared into a lively street, looking at the sky should be noon, but unfortunately he couldn't wear a watch, and now he has to guess the time.

"Shop me, bring me a bowl of beef noodles ......"

Zhao Guanren swaggered into a noodle restaurant, but the boss blinked in wonder and said with a smile: "Don't joke with me, how can I have beef to eat in my small shop, why don't I bring you a bowl of three fresh noodles and a poached egg?"

"Okay, bring me another bottle of pulse, uh ~ rice wine, rice wine has it......"

Zhao Guanren then remembered that in ancient times, he couldn't kill cattle casually, and it seemed that it was the same here, but he sat down and became addicted to smoking again, and he only hated Zhao Ziqiang for being more anxious than him, so he sent him bare-ass directly, and it is unknown whether he can go back.

"Three fresh lo noodles are coming......"

The boss served a bowl of steaming noodles, the amount was so large that it scared Zhao Guanren, this is at least the weight of two large bowls, he subconsciously asked: "How much is your noodles, such a big bowl wants to support me!"

"Hehe~"

The boss had a peasant-like cunning on his face, rubbed his hands and smiled: "I see that you are hungry and want to eat cow, so I naturally served you the largest bowl, and specially put a few more prawns for you, as long as thirty-five yuan, you will only be charged three yuan for rice brewing!"

"You're ruthless! come up and kill me......"

Zhao Guanren glanced at the sign on the wall, a bowl of green onion noodles only costs four yuan, this product directly gave him a luxury package, it seems that no matter what era, people who do business are chicken thieves, but he is also a profiteer, so he understands it very well.

"I just came here to visit relatives and sit down with me......

Zhao Guanren took out a small silver bean and threw it to the boss very generously, the boss was overjoyed and sat down to chat, in fact, the boss's accent was biased towards Wu Nong's soft language, if his father was not from Suzhou and Hangzhou, he would definitely not understand, and the so-called official dialect was similar to Mandarin.

'Lantai County!'

Zhao Guanren finally knew that this was Lantai County, but it was definitely not a parallel time and space, because this was an era called the Dashun Dynasty.

The name Dashun sounds auspicious and rustic, but the family has existed for more than a hundred years, and it has the same name as the peasant dynasty established by Li Zicheng, but it has the same fate.

'It's over!' Extraterrestrial space......

Zhao Guanren chatted with the boss while eating noodles, Lantai County is one of the big counties in the central and southern regions, with developed water transportation and the land of fish and rice, but there were no five dynasties and ten kingdoms, Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and there was no Yangtze River and Yellow River, and the most important thing was not the Apocalypse.

"By the way, have you ever heard of the Bashan Spirit Pagoda......?"

Zhao Guanren put down half a bowl of noodles and burped, but the boss actually nodded and said: "Who doesn't know the Bashan Spirit Tower, the place where the gods are out of the gods, used to be the territory of our Dashun, but now it is occupied by the people of Daji, and it can't be taken back for more than ten years!"

"Daji, is there still a big country......

Zhao Guanren almost squirted out the rice wine in his mouth, the name of this country is too casual, how auspicious it is.

"I haven't heard of it, are you just coming out of the mountains......"

The boss shook his head and said: "Shunji Changtai! These four words are left by the immortals on the Bashan Spirit Tower, I took the first Shun character in the founding of the country, Daji Guo stole an auspicious word, and the southwest Chang'an Kingdom, and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom of Fanbang, they are all thieves, steal our words to keep safe!"

"It's not too early, it's not the year of the apocalypse......, is it?"

Zhao Guanren muttered to himself, but since there is a Bashan Spirit Pagoda, it means that he has not come to the wrong place, maybe he will change to the Emperor of the Apocalypse in a few years, after all, Zhao Ziqiang wants to send them to the second year of the Apocalypse, which means that the new emperor has just ascended the throne.

"Who's the mansion diagonally opposite, it's so magnificent......"

Zhao Guanren pointed to the big mansion of the little lady's family, and the boss said: "Bian Mansion! Bian Yuanwai's family, his family was originally the leading wealthy man in our Ningzhou Mansion, leading the imperial merchants of the imperial court, but it has declined over the years, so he relies on this mansion to support his face!"

"Oh!"

Zhao Guanren pretended to be in a trance and said: "It turned out to be Bian Mansion, there is a very beautiful eldest lady in his family, what is called Bian, are you married?"

"You're talking about Bian Xianglan, Miss Bian, what kind of beauty is she......"

The boss said contemptuously: "Miss Bian has no meat, she is tall and big, she is hard, she can't marry in her twenties, and the Bian family has no adult men, and she is defeated in her hands, there is an old saying, the girl is in charge, and the house collapses!"

"The taste is different, you can't talk about ......"

Zhao Guanren wiped his mouth and walked out, Miss Bian's supermodel figure and posture would be disliked in this era, but he couldn't catch the boss and talk alone, and if he continued to talk, it would definitely make people suspicious.

"Eat fish! Fresh big carp......

"Take a look, take a look, a tiger skin plaster that cures all diseases......"

"Guest, the best fire crystal persimmons, do you want to buy a few and taste them......

The streets and alleys were filled with all kinds of shouts, Zhao Guanren felt that following up Hengdian Film and Television City was almost the same, and the ancients were not as backward as he imagined, there were not only drainage ditches on the side of the road, but also open urine and urine would be beaten, and there were also anti-corner troops who specialized in fighting fires.

"Good! beautiful ......"

Zhao Guanren would squeeze into the crowd to watch juggling, and then he would go into the teahouse to listen to the story, and everything was fresh, and there was no loneliness at all, and he could get used to the ghost town full of corpses, and in this big county town with a population of more than 300,000, he was as relaxed as traveling.

"Da Lang! Let's make two cakes......"

Zhao Guanren came to a shop with a smile, looking around to find Pan Jinlian, but people actually handed him two steamed buns, he realized that the cooking cake was not a baked cake, but when he touched his sleeve pocket, he was dumbfounded, and the sleeve was cut by someone.

"Fuck! Dare to steal Lao Tzu's money......"

Zhao Guanren threw down the cooking cake angrily, but there were too many places he had just got, and he didn't know where he had his sleeve pockets cut, and a dozen taels of silver were gone.

However, he is still facing one of the most difficult problems, modern people need ID cards to open a house, and ancient people also need official certificates, he is an alien, let alone a store, ordinary people dare not take him in, and when it comes to the curfew time at night, he will be arrested for sleeping on the streets.

"It's miserable! I really have to go back and blackmail Bian Nini......"

Zhao Guanren walked back with tears on his face, in this era, all countries advocate force, and all kinds of cultivation cheats and treasures are all over the street, and many are boasting that they can cultivate to become immortals.

Although Zhao Ziqiang promised that there were no immortal cultivators, he couldn't stand up to people who could fight, Bian Xianglan and a businesswoman could beat him all over the ground, and the force value of the common people could be seen, he was really afraid that Bian Xianglan would buy off a few masters and give him eight pieces.