Finished!

I'm going to get caught!

My heart is pounding, and I finally "escaped" from the policeman's uncle's "police", why is this guy still unrelenting?

"Didn't you accidentally burn a field of hay?"

"As for the hot pursuit?"

"Of course, let's not deny that the cause and effect are indeed caused by my own mistakes, but I didn't mean to set fire to the mountain!"

"Scolding and scolding, murder and fierceness, relying on the fact that you are a policeman, can you bully the small and kick me?"

"Hmph, I'm also avenging myself, so that my brothers don't fall into his 'clutches'!"

"However, then again, this is also the responsibility of others, strict management is a must, maybe I am too tough......"

I secretly cursed in my heart.

I kept my head down, trying not to let him see me.

I've been waiting for a long time.

After estimating that he had already gone away, I quietly raised my head and silently observed the movements around me.

No coincidence is not a book, no fate is not a meeting!

As soon as I looked up, I happened to meet the police uncle's eyes.

I'll go!

This is the rhythm of the point to the extreme!

I think that at this time, the police uncle should really give up the pursuit of me, but immediately turn around and buy a lottery ticket, and I will definitely win the jackpot!

I think the police uncle must be happy at this time, right?

There is a way that:

There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village!

Intentionally planting flowers does not bloom, and unintentionally planting willows and willows into the shade!

There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them!

Don't laugh at the road ahead without a confidant, who in the world doesn't know you!

I believe that the police uncle has reached the peak of his life at this moment!

Well, I confess!

Since Uncle Policeman's luck is so good, I have no choice but to give up all resistance and put on an expression and posture that is at the mercy of me.

The potential meaning is: come, come, you come and arrest me, I admit it!

When I maintained the mentality of being slaughtered, leaning against the wall with a grin, waiting for the police uncle to take the initiative to find me, the police uncle made a move that surprised me - left me without any drag!

Can anyone tell me what this is again?

An incident just happened that seemed to subvert my cognition again and again!

Uncle policeman, I'm ready to be slaughtered, why don't you ignore me?

I even had an urge to yell:

"Come back, uncle, I'm here!"

The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between heaven and earth, but I am in front of your eyes, but you don't know me!

By the way, doesn't he remember what I look like?

Once this conjecture emerges in the brain, it cannot be suppressed and lingers.

So, the mischievous mentality came back to my mind.

At the risk of being caught, I decided to "defy the law" again to see if he really didn't know me!

Haha!

I watched him look around from afar, and I still muttered a little in my heart. After hesitating again and again, he finally mustered up the courage, rolled up his shirt and held it in his hand, and walked in front of him in a grand manner.

When I passed by him, I pretended to look at him unintentionally, and after calmly passing by the policeman's uncle, the corners of my mouth involuntarily raised an arc upward.

I guessed it!

Art comes from life and is higher than life.

This scene reminds me of a scene in "Conquest":

In order to visit his injured brother in the hospital, Liu Huaqiang pretended to be a water delivery worker and deliberately passed by his brother's ward, just glanced at his brother from a distance, and after passing by the door of the ward ambushed by many policemen, he left calmly, and the corners of his mouth also rose upwards when he left.

At this point, I feel very good, as if there is still a little bit of similarity.

Haha, since then, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high for the birds to fly!

I immediately gave myself those four practical quatrains that I gave to the policeman's uncle!

still sang the pop songs of that era proudly:

"Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back......"

"What I sing in my mouth is Yo Drink Yi Drink Yo, and my heart is so beautiful that it is a ...... in a leng"

"I think at the beginning, Lao Tzu's team was opened, and a total of more than a dozen people came, and seven or eight guns ......"

"Hey, no, there is a problem with the team led by Commander Hu, more than a dozen people came, seven or eight guns? Could it be that there are female ......soldiers in the team?"

After humming a small tune excitedly, "holding my head high" and "raising my eyebrows" and walking a few steps, I couldn't help but look back at the policeman uncle who was still looking around.

It seems that I can't bear it again.

Suddenly, I sincerely felt that as a man, I should dare to act. Escaping punishment is not necessarily a manifestation of evading responsibility and escaping reality.

What's more, he is a people's policeman, and I am still an underage student.

People have to go on the right path!

Regular, Tongzeda, Da Zelong!

That's what my mother told me.

After some psychological struggle, the righteousness in my heart overcame all obstacles, and I walked up to the policeman uncle without hesitation, bowed to him solemnly, and said, "Policeman, I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

My chain reaction startled my uncle who was looking around for me. He still didn't know me, but he could guess what was going on through my performance.

"Yo drink, did you kid play a game of cat and mouse with me?

"Aren't you afraid that you will arrest me to the Public Security Bureau!

"You kid, don't play tricks, I already recognized you, but seeing that you are young, I intend to let you go. ”

"Even if you kid still has a little conscience, he has walked back and forth several times, and he is somewhat self-aware and understands some truth, not that kind of bad boy!"

"Alright, let's go!"

"Remember not to light a fire in a tourist attraction in the future, today is a few of you who are lucky, put out the fire! Think about it, if you don't put out the fire today, what if something happens to you? What if you don't stop the fire and set the mountain on fire? What if you destroy the tourist attraction?"

"Can you afford it as a little hairy child? I'm afraid that your parents won't be able to afford this responsibility then!

was chased by the police uncle for a long time, and he chattered for a long time, and he really knew the seriousness of the incident, so he could only humbly accept the criticism of his elders.

No, the policeman's uncle also gradually dissipated his anger during the running, and changed his previous angry eyes.

One thing that I understand very well is that there is no doubt that he did not recognize me, but whether he wanted to give himself a step down or wanted a reason to let me go, he still did not pursue it after all.

It can be seen that there are still many good people in the world!

I bowed to him again and said respectfully, "Understood, thank you, Uncle Police! I won't make such a mistake in the future." ”

It was the only time in my life that I was chased by the police, and it was a lot of fun.

After studying physics and chemistry at school, and looking up a lot of relevant materials on the Internet and books, I learned that there are countless ways to make lit paper float in the air.

The most common is to cut the paper into a cylinder to create air convection, or to make a special paper with a small enough density to ignite it and fly it, or to coat the paper with a special chemical and take it off when it is caught in flames...... You can ask Du Niang for the specific operation method, at least at that time, there was no such channel to obtain knowledge.

Looking back, the master in the book must have used the latter two methods I mentioned to achieve such a "talisman flying into the sky" technique.

All his secrets must have been in that dark room that no one could enter. The scene in the darkroom that I saw for my parents must have been laid out in advance by some kind of trick.

After this battle, in order to reassure my mother and let her have a trace of hope for a cure for my "disease", I told my mother very seriously that the moment I drank the water soaked in the ashes of the talisman, my stomach was no longer uncomfortable.

In this way, the parents, in joy and touch, believe in the master of the book even more.

In the book, the master also has a new excuse and rhetoric, that is, his "boundless mana" suppressed the haunting ghosts that followed me, and "subdued" them with his own strength!

Moreover, he also said that the house where he lived was full of mirrors, a place where gods, demons and monsters did not dare to invade, and that righteousness was in it and suppressed all evil things.

Although he didn't know how much his parents gave the master after that, the master finally put his mother's hard-earned money into his own pocket with his own incorruptible tongue.

In the end, my lies made the master of the book a lot of money. What a depressing thing!

The culprit and accomplice who "assisted" the master behind him to complete this scam was naturally me.

The master's deceitful methods and lies full of running trains deceived the kindness of my parents and their love for their son, which made me not only full of indignation against the so-called master, but also hated myself for putting my mother under so much pressure for "my own selfish desires" and wasting my hard-earned money that should not be wasted!

This moment made me repent!

Isn't that what happened to the hospital during the previous pretending to be sick?

But the parents didn't say anything, just endured it all with silent love.

And this unexpected prayer finally let me know what my mother was bearing in her heart. I am ready to "take revenge" with my father's hand and "seek justice" for our whole family.

So I took the opportunity to visit relatives at my aunt's house during the New Year's winter vacation, and I had a new "strategy".

Because my father was already calling and drinking at his family on weekdays, beating and scolding, if he told his father that the master's "diagnosis" was ineffective and ineffective, would my father also give the master a "stormy" baptism like he did with his family?

It's a little exciting to think about, and even a little happy!

It was as if the scene of the master liar being beaten up appeared in front of my eyes!

So I told my father in a grand manner that the master's diagnosis in the book did not work at all, and that the stomach pain had occurred again during this time at my aunt's house, and I wanted my grumpy father to settle accounts with the master in the book.

A child is a child after all, and a minor is a minor after all. The immaturity of the mind is still a fact that nothing can hide it.

There is often a substantial gap between the idealized state and real life, and many things do not develop according to our ideas and plans.

In philosophy, it is not wrong to say that the only thing that can be determined in the world is "uncertainty", and the only thing that is immutable, is "change".

This is called uncertainty, which is change.

This incident was no exception, and instead of beating him, his father was deceived by the master's next lie.

When my father went to the master in the book to find out the situation, the master said to my father in a grand manner:

"Before you went out to visit relatives, I had already sent the Heavenly Venerable God to protect the child, it may be that the Venerable God was greedy for the prosperity of a different place and secretly left to enjoy the city life!"

What kind of bastard statement is this?

You can fool better than me!