"You're afraid that I'll cheat the corpse, and you're not dead enough, right......?"

Zhao Guanren rowed the canopy boat with a depressed face, swimming on the Lanshui River in the setting sun, although he had changed into an ordinary black cloth clothes, but the heavy makeup on his face had not been removed, and at first glance he thought he was a perverted yin and yang person.

"Don't complain, you plucked the three armpit hairs of the county lord, and touched the lord's chest, both horizontally and vertically, one is dead, and now only the lord can save you......"

The little county lord sat comfortably in the stern of the boat, she also changed into a simple cyan gauze skirt, crossed Erlang's legs, and embroidered shoes dangled proudly in the air, while the leader of the little eunuch knelt beside him with a bitter face, and he was the first to die when the county lord fled.

"What do you want to play, Lantai County doesn't have anything fun at all......"

Zhao Guanren said angrily: "I know you are coming, the county started to sweep pornography and fight illegal activities half a month ago, the boat lady ran out, Qinglou only did small health care, listening to the drama and rubbing hemp to visit the kiln, you are not interested in a little girl, what else is there to play?"

"As long as you don't get locked up in the yard, it's fun outside......"

The little county lord took out a rock candy and threw it into his mouth, muttering: "You haven't been in the palace, it's like a big cell, watching them compete for favor and sue all day long, it's annoying to death, and finally come out with your father once, the owner naturally has to have fun!"

"Anyway, you're like a thrill, right, I'll take you to play exciting ......"

Zhao Guanren quickened the speed of rowing, he knew that a large number of people would definitely come looking for them, so he rowed the boat directly to the other side of the river.

"Master, let's go back, Your Highness is in a hurry......

The little eunuch helped the little county lord to the shore, but he was immediately shut up by a scolding, and could only help her all the way forward, with cold sweat on his forehead.

"Don't hold her, her leg is not broken......"

Zhao Guanren saw that he took off his eunuch uniform or hooked his waist, opened his hand and scolded: "Your waist is straightened for me, otherwise people will know that you are a eunuch at a glance, and when the time comes, you will be arrested by the official, and the stinky girl said that we are abducted, you just wait to be beheaded!"

"You dare to scold me, you are the stinky girl......"

The little county lord kicked him angrily, Zhao Guanren took her into his arms, glared and said: "If you come out, you have to listen to me, otherwise Lao Tzu will be forced to fall into the grass, Lao Tzu will sink you into the river first, and then kill your father, sleep with your mother, and enter the palace to be the emperor!"

"Puff~"

The little eunuch fell to the ground in fright, and the little county lord was also frightened, and said in horror: "But ...... Don't dare to talk nonsense, this, this is a big crime to destroy the nine clans, and people will have to be killed if they hear it!"

"Tsk~ It turns out that you are a paper tiger, I thought you were bold and liked excitement......"

Zhao Guanren pinched her ass disdainfully, and the little county lord exclaimed in surprise, his pretty face burned red, and he beat him angrily, scolding: "Deng disciple! No more shame! If you dare to despise me, the master will make you look good!"

"Shut up, kill your father, sleep with your mother......"

Zhao Guanren glared at her fiercely again, held her tightly in his arms, and the little ladies punched him angrily, turned around and scolded: "Dead bitch! What kind of turtle are you lying on the ground, and if you don't roll over and wait, people will scare you like this with a word?"

"Don't say anything rebellious, don't say it......"

The little eunuch followed up, Zhao Guanren walked forward nonchalantly, walked through the streets and alleys with familiar methods, and soon came to a deep alley.

"Yo~ Zhao Ye, you are a rare guest today, why didn't you go to serve Lord Qincha......"

Several famous thugs greeted him with a smile, and Zhao Guanren hugged the little county lord and said with a smile: "Which turn can I get my stinky feet, I will take the little county lord out to see the world, and when I go back and wait for me to make a hole with the county lord, you have to call me the master of the horse!"

"Haha~ Master Horse, please ......

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The thugs naturally didn't take this seriously, and sent them inside with a smile, but the little county lord screwed Zhao Guanren and said disdainfully: "You are really an uninformed hillbilly, you can only be called a concubine if you marry a princess, and my future husband will be called a county horse, stupid!"

"Horses! galloping on the vast grassland, steel guns clenched, swords shining......"

Zhao Guanren took her hand and sang loudly, and the little county lord widened his eyes curiously, and the moment they stepped into the compound, it seemed to have entered another world, smoky, drunk, powdery, and men and women hugged each other.

"Where is this......

The little county lord instinctively hugged Zhao Guanren tightly, the courtyard and the house were full of people, rough men with knives and guns abounded, all kinds of foul words and swear words were endless, and a person had just been chopped off and fled in a hurry.

"Ha~"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Don't you like excitement, this is the rivers and lakes of the Dashun Dynasty, the most real and exciting side of the people, there are no candy pinchers and tricks!"

"Zhao Ye, good evening......

"Zhao Ye is here......"

Men and women are familiar with greeting Zhao Guanren, Lantai County knows what his identity is, but no one will call him an adult here, this is a shady place, and all kinds of things are condensed together.

"Woo Woo ......"

A burst of barking suddenly came from the west courtyard, and the little county lord dragged Zhao Guanren and squeezed over, but he didn't expect that someone was fighting dogs, the two dogs had already bitten their bodies with blood, and there was a cockfighting fence not far away, and people were shouting with silver coins.

"Oh ~ it's not good-looking! it's a bloody ......"

The little county lord shook his head with a disgusting face and walked away, but when he squeezed into another place, it was a jousting and wrestling, and his face was still covered with blood, but the yard was full of such rough work, and the bets were all rough men.

"Ouch~"

The little eunuchs waved their hands awkwardly: "It's so dirty, it's dirty! What a hell of a ghost place, let's go!"

"What's in there, go in and see ......"

The little county lord led Zhao Guanren into the big house, almost all of them were gambling stalls, and all kinds of games were set into a stall, the little county lord looked east and west, and saw that everything was novel, and asked Zhao Guanren to ask for silver and wanted to play two.

"You have stripped you of all my clothes, where did you get the silver......"

Zhao Guanren handed her a cup of freshly squeezed juice, took a large handful of skewers and distributed them to the two of them, the little county lord gave him an angry look, picked up the skewers and looked at them while eating, and the little eunuch also nodded and praised: "What kind of meat is this, it's better than the roasted in the palace!"

"The skewers grilled in gutter oil, of course, are fragrant......"

Zhao Guanren led the two of them to the depths, and after passing through a guarded country road, the decoration style immediately changed, magnificent, showing the style of local tyrants.

Suddenly!

Two "vixens" in fishnet stockings walked up to them, with long white tails behind their buttocks and hairbands with hairy ears, all dressed as modern people.

"Hey, there's a vixen......"

The little county lord jumped on Zhao Guanren's back in fright, and the two fox spirits covered their mouths and laughed, and grinned into the women's toilet.

"Don't be afraid, master, their tails are fake, not vixens......"

The little eunuch hurriedly came over to appease the county lord, the little county lord immediately made a big red face, and Zhao Guanren mocked: "Just like you, return the county lord, don't be surprised, people will laugh at you for not seeing the world, and even I will be embarrassed together!"

"Hmph~ People are most afraid of fox spirits......"

The little county lord punched him aggrievedly, but as soon as he walked into a lounge, a female magistrate in a red official robe walked out again, carrying the robe and hurriedly running to the toilet.

"This, this, this ......"

The little eunuch's mouth opened wide in shock, and the little county lord was also shocked: "Where is this female magistrate, she doesn't wear pants under the official robe, I can see her buttocks."

Now, it's not possible to teach music here, but you can't wear official robes!"

"The magistrate is a fart, and there is a female prefect......"

Zhao Guanren opened the leather curtain in front of him, and inside was a large gambling hall with golden splendor, with decent guests gathering around the small gambling table in groups of three or five, and the rabbit girl and the fox holding the wine tray and shuttling back and forth between the gaming tables.

"There is really a female prefect......"

The little eunuch was dumbfounded again, the field was full of female magistrates and female prefects, and even female thousands of households, all of them were half-wearing official robes, flirting with the gamblers, and saying "this official, this official" one by one, it was an ancient cosplay feast.

"It turned out to be fake, but these people are too bold to dare to wear official robes and have fun......"

The little county lord puffed up his waist, but Zhao Guanren hugged her and said: "Don't talk nonsense, many of them here are outlaws, heroes in the green forest or something, you must know that you are the county lord, I will really tie you up and ask your father for money, I can't beat so many people!"

"Dare to tie me up, I'll let the imperial grandfather destroy their nine clans......"

The little county lord stared at the big watery eyes, but his arrogance was obviously weakened by a few points, Zhao Guanren snickered and walked forward, but the little county lord completely opened his eyes this time.

The lavish gambling hall is full of dancing and dancing and staggered glasses, dancers on the stage, guests use glasses, drink fruit juice, sit on leather sofas, smoke large cigars, and a wooden-framed glass fish tank in which precious fish swim.

"Why is this soft collapse skin, so soft......"

The little county lord sat on the sofa cautiously, looking left and right a little crampedly, the little eunuch was also confused, standing next to the sofa and blinking, this is a novelty he has never seen, and it feels like the Grand Palace is like a cowshed in the countryside.

"Lucky guests, please feel free to choose ......"

The first cart was full of novelties, fruit candy and egg rolls were nothing, cream cakes and coconut milk tea were called cows, and the milk tea cups were decorated with wheat straws and a mini paper umbrella.

"Uh~Ben...... I want this and this......"

The little county lord is like a country girl, nervously ordering two things that he has never seen, but the second car is a woman's favorite, in addition to the beautifully packaged rouge gouache, there are also bags of various patterns, and new jewelry is not a problem.

"Hello guests, this is our new fragrance ......"

A bunny girl squatted down, skillfully put on a pair of white gloves, took out a small glass bottle filled with gold, and sold it rhetorically, followed by breast enhancement devices, lace pants, pearl milk or something, and even tampons came out.

"Okay, good, I like, I like, these two cars are the main thing, little sunflower, enjoy ......"

The little county lord's eyes were shining when he was coaxed, but the little eunuch touched his sleeve pocket and spread his hand at her crookedly, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "With me as the guarantor, you can take the things away by pressing your handprint, and then pay it back when you have money!"

"Hee-hee~ It's really right to come out with you, you eat ......"

The little county lord threw a wink happily, unsuspectingly pressed his handprint on the IOU, and then dragged the two carts in front of him, and took the little eunuch to study happily, while Zhao Guanren smiled and took a few steps back and stood behind a pillar.

"Master, whose eldest lady is this, why did you get here......

A beautiful woman in a dress slowly walked behind him, hugged his waist intimately, and kissed him lightly on the cheek, it was the favorite concubine of the Xie family, the proprietress of the Moon Pavilion, the Liu family.

"You don't care who she is, she's a fat sheep anyway......"

Zhao Guanren smiled evilly: "I will give her five hundred taels of chips later, let the crescent take her to play with small animals, let her borrow it if she loses, give as much as she wants, and finally lure her to go to the hammer and take out all the things you pressed at the bottom of the box!"