0447 Demon Lord
Ouyang Qianhu!"
Prince Duan really looked at Ouyang Renjie, squinted his eyes and asked, "How are the white-clothed guards investigating, but there is conclusive evidence of the Bian family's crimes?"
“......”
Ouyang found that he had overlooked one thing, the black-clothed guards didn't need any credit anymore, just finding out the corpse poison was very good, and Zhao Guanren, a great hero, was more able to protect it, so Chen Qianhu gave him small shoes, and it was for them to show the white-clothed guards.
"Words back to Your Highness!"
Ouyang Qianhu hurriedly took two steps forward, and said stubbornly: "This matter has already been decided, and it is only waiting for Lord Qincha to decide, but it is inconvenient for the public to talk about it in detail, in case the thieves who have not arrived at the case hear the news and flee!"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren suddenly wondered: "The Bian family has been placed under house arrest, could it be that there is a deeper level of involvement, the white-clothed guards really live up to their reputation, they dug up their roots at once, it seems that the white-clothed guards are a very correct choice to take over this matter!"
"If you don't know the inside story, don't talk too much......"
Ouyang Qianhu glared at him viciously, and Chen Qianhu immediately stepped forward and said angrily: "Zhao Yunxuan! The white-clothed guards have no right to intervene in the inspection, and we will only have the right to review after they have finished the investigation, His Royal Highness and the Pavilion Elder are here, and there is no room for too many mouths!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm going to talk about it quickly, please ...... your Excellency Haihan."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly retreated, completely dissociating the black-clothed guard from this matter, but Xia Shoufu made a gesture of invitation and said with a smile: "Your Highness!
"The elder is right!"
Prince Duan took two steps forward and said loudly to the crowd of onlookers: "Our Dashun will never wronged the good people, but we will never let the bad people go, the emperor's relatives and relatives are guilty of the same crime as the common people, and this king will definitely give an explanation to the people!"
"Yes, His Royal Highness said well, His Royal Highness is the master of the people......"
Zhao Guanren immediately clapped his hands and cheered, and the residents of this street formed a conditioned reflex, and for a while the applause was thunderous, and the cheers were like a tide, and even the gong and drum corps came out, and some people crackled and set off firecrackers.
"Good, good!"
Prince Duan went up at once, probably the first time he met the people who spontaneously came out to celebrate, he laughed heartily and said: "Lantai is really outstanding, the people are simple, this king is not in the car, I want to take a good look at this land of fish and rice on behalf of my father!"
"Your Highness, please!"
Xia Shoufu naturally wouldn't spoil his pleasure and walked side by side with him, and Zhao Guanren did not disappoint the people, took a tin bucket from his subordinates, grabbed a handful of paper-wrapped rock candy and splashed it continuously.
"Everyone is happy, lucky candy, don't grab it......"
Zhao Guanren sprinkled sugar all the way, the people know that this is not only sugar, there are tomorrow night's lottery numbers in the candy paper, you can go to the Mi Ji candy shop to watch the lottery, although the prizes are not real money, but livestock, cigarettes and jewelry and other things are also very valuable.
"What is this? Give me a ......."
A delicate little girl suddenly squeezed over, looking to be at most fourteen or fifteen years old, and put her hand into the bucket to grab the candy, Zhao Guanren smiled and flicked her brain, and stuffed a handful of candy into her collar.
“......”
The little girl covered her chest and was stunned, Zhao Guanren stuffed a rock candy into her mouth again, who knew that suddenly she heard a sound of "poo", and the surrounding guards collectively pulled out steel knives and rushed over to surround them.
"Dare to rebel, arrest them for me......"
A palace maid hurriedly took the little girl away, and the guards immediately pressed Zhao Guanren to the ground, and even Song Yuzhu and Master did not let go.
Song ate the pig lying on the ground and cried mournfully: "I'm going to die! That's the little lord of Prince Duan's family, the most favored little granddaughter of the saint!"
......
"Raise your legs a little higher, pout your buttocks, and say
Dead fatty, a little more sassy ......"
The little county lord sat in the courtyard of the Xie family's inner house, her skirt was pulled to the crook of her legs, the little lady stepped on the stool and nibbled on the apple, and carried a long leather whip in her hand.
"County Lord! Weichen is already very sassy, so sassy that he can't be sassy anymore......"
Song Eat Pig was wearing a long red dress, heavy makeup and long hair, Zhao Guanren also had the same belly pocket and red lips, and he was pulling him to dance with a bitter face, and the master became a blind man A Bing, squatting on the side and pulling the erhu sadly.
"Fuck! I just fed her a candy, can I torture people like this......
Zhao Guanren cursed in a low voice while jumping, he saw that the little county lord was cute and loving, thinking that this was a kind little angel, who knew that it was actually a little devil, first forced them to dance in women's clothes, and it is estimated that the next step will be to force them to do the foundation.
"Are you feeding sugar, your hands are in the collar of other people's clothes, Lao Tzu let me kill ......"
Song ate the pig and glared at him without tears, but the little county lord whipped it over and scolded: "You two sluts are cursing me, you can guess if you don't hear the master, the two of you sit down and pluck each other's leg hair, don't pluck it clean, don't want to leave!"
"I'm ......"
Zhao Guanren pulled up his skirt and looked down, the hair was not too thick, but it was not too thick, but it was a lot, and Song ate pigs with big black hair, but he said in a mournful voice: "But be soft, the slave family is weak and weak, and he can't bear it!"
"Get out of the way!"
Zhao Guanren really couldn't stand it, and stepped forward and pointed at the little county lord and said angrily: "Isn't it just looking for excitement, if you have the ability, let's ask each other questions, I can't answer and pull out my ten hairs, if I can't answer, I'll pull out one, do you dare?"
"Bold!" in front of His Highness, how can you be presumptuous......
A little eunuch pointed at him in a mocking tone, and Zhao Guanren glared and said: "Chicken feathers are stuck in the bat's body-what kind of bird is it!" The little master of the family didn't speak, and a yin and yang man who sold his ass jumped out, not that there were not a few hairs on his body, Lao Tzu must have pulled it out into a bald donkey!"
"Bold! Come on, come on......"
The little eunuch stomped his feet angrily, and a large number of guards immediately rushed into the courtyard fiercely, and Song Eat Pig was frightened and hurriedly squatted down with his head in his hands, shouting: "It's none of my business!"
"Hahaha......"
The little county lord suddenly laughed and leaned back, patted his leg hard and said: "It's okay, it's okay! Let's all go down, this person is talking so interestingly, the master's belly is about to burst for him, and if you say a funny one, if you can make me laugh again, I'll let you go!"
"Okay, then I'll ask you a question......"
Zhao Guanren picked up his skirt and squatted in front of her, and said: "One day the heifer did not return all night, the little bull was anxious to look around, and the heifer came back the next night, and the husband and wife and the two cows fell asleep, and the bull suddenly said angrily, cheap cow!
"An elephant is so big, a cow is so small, how is this adultery......"
The little county lord shook his head in confusion, the palace maids and eunuchs were also pondering, and the eunuch, the leader of the most sissy, immediately said: "Master, our family knows, the noses of beasts are very sensitive, it must be the little bull who smells the smell of elephants!"
"Definitely not, what's so funny about this......"
The little county lord waved his hand, and Zhao Guanren made a circular gesture, then suddenly enlarged, and said, "Because the cow ...... Force, it's big!"
"Poof~"
The little county lord slammed the apple pomace on Zhao Guanren's face, and actually slid to the ground with laughter, patting the chair and laughing desperately, although the palace maids were all red, they still trembled with laughter, and even the two eunuchs trembled with laughter.
"Come on, come on, I'll ask one more, and if I can't answer, I'll pluck my hair, dare I ...... it?"
Zhao Guanren poked the little county lord's arm, and the little county lord wiped his tears
smiled: "Why don't you dare, but I have to ask one first, how many stars are there in this sky?"
"Nine thousand eight hundred seventy two thousand two hundred twenty-one, I don't believe that I count ......"
Zhao Guanren pointed to the sky with a smug face, he would be able to solve this mentally handicapped problem in elementary school, but the little county lord and the palace maids were dumbfounded, and the little county lord said in disbelief: "How do you know, I have asked many people, but no one has answered!"
"I can't count ...... anyway."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and looked funny, the little county lord immediately beat him a group, and said coquettishly: "This slut's dog is really bold, if you dare to say this in front of my imperial grandfather, he must be convicted of bullying the king, now it's his turn, hurry up and ask!"
"Listen up!"
Zhao Guanren sat cross-legged in front of her and asked, "Men have hair, women have hair, there is hair on the top, there is hair on the bottom, and there is a hair on it at night, what is this doing?"
Really!
The children of the royal family are all precocious, and the little county lord glared at him with disgust: "it! Tell the master these filthy things, if my imperial grandfather knows, he must cut off the dog's head, and pluck out ten hairs from him!"
"County Lord, why is your mind so dirty......"
Zhao Guanren made a fuss and said: "I'm talking about eyelashes, isn't Mao to Mao just close his eyes and sleep, who do you think of me?"
“......”
The little county lord blinked and was stupid again, and the palace maids also suddenly realized, but the little county lord pulled up his skirt and said disdainfully: "Pull it out! Anyway, there is no hair on the master's legs, alas~"
Zhao Guanren plucked one of her hairs violently, and said with a smile: "I didn't say that I pulled out my leg hair, do you dare to have another one, this time I will pluck my armpit hair!"
"Come, come, who's afraid of whom......"
The little county lord subconsciously grabbed the small armpit, Zhao Guanren immediately opened fire, it was simply a big joke of the old driver, and the little county lord kept laughing in the huge mansion, the hair was plucked and they were giggling, and the eunuch and the palace maid were also laughed to the ground.
"My lord, can we get out alive, he plucked the armpit hair of the county lord......"
The master trembled and crawled to Song Eater's side, Song Eater Pig also smiled and sobbed: "He even touched the county lord's chest, anyway, it's a capital crime of killing the head, what the fuck do, do you hear......? Alas~ It's ridiculous to kill me!"
"Huh?"
Prince Duan and Xia Shoufu were enjoying the beautiful scenery of the garden, Xia Shoufu turned around and wondered: "What's so coke, the little county lord has been laughing for a long time!"
"No, although Ning'er is lively and active on weekdays, she shouldn't laugh so happily......"
Prince Duan just didn't laugh too much, and anyone could hear that the laughter was bold and wild, accompanied by a strange scolding, and it was in a state of flirting and scolding.
"Your Highness!"
An old eunuch smiled and said: "Zhao Yunxuan offended the county lord before, treated her as a folk woman, and stuffed a jelly bean into her mouth, the county lord was pure-hearted, and he didn't care about him, but just ordered him to wear women's clothes and dance, the old minister privately thought that he should be dancing too funny!"
"Your Highness, something is wrong......
A female official hurriedly ran over and said urgently: "The little county lord and Zhao Yunxuan are gone, the old slave has already led people to search all over the Xie Mansion, and Zhao Yunxuan's gang must have been abducted, how can this be good?"
"What? Isn't that still smiling......"
Prince Duan shouted anxiously, and the other party said in a panic: "That's the county lord's maidservant laughing, the county lord said to eat a candy with Zhao Yunxuan, and then disappeared in a blink of an eye!"
"Chase! Let the forbidden army go out and chase ...... for me."
Prince Duan picked up his robe and ran out, never expecting that his little daughter, a fifteen-year-old living person, would actually be abducted with a jelly bean.