The days of the holidays are always limited, and after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, it is February 27, which is the day of school.

The second semester of the second year of junior high school.

Like other students, I prepared the final homework that the teacher left for everyone at the end of the last semester in advance, called my hair Xiaoleizi, and went to school to find a mustache to report together.

"Happy New Year, Mr. Zhang!" When I arrived at the office, I saw the mustache from afar, and I shouted in a voice that was amplified countless times to greet the teacher.

Lei Zi also learned to say hello to me.

"Okay, good, you guys have a good New Year!" the mustache was obviously stunned for a moment, presumably the two of us were the only ones who returned the New Year's greetings to the teacher at this time.

"Are you done with your homework?" asked the mustache with a smile.

"It's done!" we both replied in unison.

"Okay, just do it, put your homework on the table and go back, remember to come to class the day after tomorrow in March." The mustache didn't forget to remind a few words.

"Okay, goodbye, teacher!" and I left the school together.

On the way home, we started chatting.

Lei Zi said to me: "Dunzi, I haven't seen Wang Feng and Jiawei much during the holidays, and I miss them a lot." ”

Everyone must be able to guess naturally, Wang Feng is naturally a madman, and Jia Wei is Jia Jia.

"Yes, it's true that I haven't seen them for so long, I wonder if I think they'll be able to see them after school starts. I also sighed and responded: "However, I still want to know what Fangfang is doing......

Lei Zi suddenly joked with a smile: "Hey, hey, hey, heavy color and light friends!"

Then he rolled up his sleeves, touched my head with his hand, touched his own, and said to himself: "It's not hot, how can you talk nonsense?"

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? What nonsense, say it well, don't be weird!" I asked knowingly as I looked at him with a smile.

"Fangfang has long been empathetic, the famous flower has a master, the heart has belonging, and I dumped you! You are still worried, isn't this a brain in the water!" Lei Zi scolded me unceremoniously, "You are cheap!"

"Hey, the last sentence is not an idiom!" I pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "I'm just cheap, what's wrong? Is it easy for you to talk about me? Finally, I have a first love and was cut down by the head of your 'four fortresses', you say I'm miserable!"

"If you can plan, that's what people are capable of!" Lei Zi said unceremoniously: "It's still that your emotional foundation is not strong!"

"Mmmmmmmm......mmmmmm

"It's endless, it's endless, it's almost over!" Lei Zi showed an impatient look: "Think about how heroic our Three Musketeers were back then! Look at your current appearance!"

"What's the matter, is it wrong to miss someone?" I asked rhetorically.

"The next time I see Peng Chao, I have to expel you from our group of 'Three Musketeers of Wind, Rain, Thunder and Lightning' with him, and give you a chance to 'fly solo', look at your current appearance, I've thought of the name of Solofei for you, just change your name to ''! Very cheap, very cheap!" Speaking of this, Lei Zi laughed out loud: "Hahahaha...... It's a great picture!"

Then, he followed the example of the presenter on TV and did an impromptu performance.

I saw Lei Zi clear his throat and say in a baritone that he thought was strong: "There is an invitation below, 'Solo Flying' Liu Xidun will perform on stage!"

"Hahahaha......"

After speaking, he leaned back and laughed non-stop.

When I heard the nickname "Solo", I couldn't help but laugh at him.

......

March 1, the day of school.

The classmates who hadn't seen each other for a long time were chatting together in groups and bragging.

Moreover, every time the school starts, although everyone doesn't say it, there will always be a force in their hearts to inspire them to study hard, and everyone is like this.

The first is a language lesson.

Because the teacher's office is a short distance from the class, Ms. Wang Fang asked the representative of the Chinese class to lead the class to recite a learned ancient poem before the class and wait for the teacher to arrive.

According to the usual practice, as soon as Li Ping heard the class bell, she shouted a poem she randomly selected from her brain in the classroom: "Song of Ele, prepare - Qi!"

Then, the whole class learned to follow Li Ping's throat in a long tune similar to that of the Mongolian people:

Edict - Le - Song -

South-North-Korea-Min-Song-

E-Le-Chuan, Yin-Mountain-Down, Heaven Like-Dome, Cage Cover-Siye!

The sky - the sky - the firmament, the wild - the vast - the blank, the wind blows - the grass is low - see the cattle and sheep!

Big - grass - original, milk - floating - fragrant, Yili milk powder - famous!

Hahahaha......

At that time, the prime-time advertisements after the CCTV news broadcast were all this classic advertising slogan, which was familiar to all the students, so this folk song recitation was naturally abducted here under the leadership of those naughty students......

When the recitation was finished, it naturally caused the whole class to burst into laughter!

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Teacher Wang Fang suddenly walked in from outside the classroom at this time, classroom chaos is absolutely not allowed by the school, and sometimes he will face punishment, so there is some anger in Teacher Wang's words: "You can memorize a few advertising words so excited? Another day, we will make time to memorize them well, I will see how much you remember!"

The most feared thing by students is the teacher, not to mention the Chinese teacher of this famous school!

Teacher Wang Fang's strictness is one of the best in the school, and she has a well-known trick to punish students, that is, "ring rulers and beating palms"!

It is inevitable to emphasize here that her ring ruler, but the "magic weapon" "customized" from the carpenter, is a solid wood board one meter long and wide as the length of an adult's index finger and one centimeter thick.

Because it makes full use of the "lever principle" in the process of use, our "little tender hands" will instantly become red and swollen when the "one board" is played, let alone hit a few more times!

The whole class did not "survive" under her ring!

Why?

At the very beginning, she made a rule for the class, regardless of gender, that there would be a "five boards" that could not answer a question, and a "ten boards" that could not complete the homework.

This is not the most frightening, the most severe punishment she stipulates is that the exam is less than 100 points, and the difference is one point and one board!

The classmates were once deterred by her sanctions, and absolutely no one dared to make a mistake in her class!